"Is it too naive to give ice cream?" Feixia held the ice cream cup and stared at the initiator angrily.
Jin slowly pulled out the rose that was biting horizontally in his mouth, shook his finger and said: "Do you know the difference between a master and a low hand? That is - a master can always turn corruption into magic, while a low hand can always turn strength into paste ."
…
Feisha Feixia was surprised and said, "Have you seen "Returning the Pearl"?" I didn't expect that there were vampires in its circulation.
Jin gently swept his lips with roses, "Never stop looking for the true meaning of love and the way of love is the meaning of my life."
"..." Feixia said, "So, can I suspect that you don't really want to help Isfiel find something to love or not, you actually want to use me as a white mouse and give you an experiment?"
Jin said with a straight face, "I prefer to call it, research."
Feixia stared at him blankly for a while, put the ice cream back into his hand, and said gently: "Good, brother has an ID card, brother is not playing the house anymore, you can ask Hughes to play with you."
"… "
Shi Feixia said: "Also, go back to playing, remember to eat dinner, too much ice cream is not good, it's easy to have diarrhea."
"… "
After Shi Feixia finished his education in a righteous manner, he turned around and prepared to leave. A red rose slanted in front of him, the thorns on it were as sharp as golden fangs.
"Can I ask you a question?" Feixia stopped and looked at the owner of the flower seriously.
"ask."
"Did you not feel the thorn when you bit the flower just now?"
Jin was stunned, "I feel it."
"Doesn't it hurt?"
"painful."
"… "
"But," Jin stared at the red rose in his hand with incomparable affection, "how can I back down in the face of fiery love?"
Shi Feixia took a closer look, and there were indeed traces of thorns on his lips. "Aren't you going to remove the thorns before you bite again?"
Kim froze.
"Or put a layer of stuff on the outside of the flower branch."
"… "
Shi Feixia patted his shoulder and sighed, "Think about it."
Jin's eyes flashed, and he grabbed Feixia who was about to run away, "Hehehe, do you think I'm so stupid that I'll let you go?"
"Hehe, I just want to experiment and see."
…
After re-refrigerating the ice cream, Kim handed it to him, "Remember, the key to delivering ice cream is not the ice cream, but the scoop."
Feixia took out the spoon stuck on top of the ice cream and looked around several times, "It's made of gold?"
"It's made of gold." Jin rolled his eyes and said, "But that's not the point. The point is that you must feed him the ice cream with a spoon. And after he finishes eating, you must slowly feed him the spoon. Put it back in your mouth, stick out your tongue and lick it slowly, slowly. When licking, keep your eyes fixed on his eyes, emitting a lustful light."
…
In short, it is as obscene as it is obscene!
Feixia put the ice cream back into his hands again, and unbuttoned the top two buttons of his shirt, "You bite me to death."
Jin shook his head and said, "I won't kill you."
I know that you are strong from the outside and work hard. Feixia fastened his buttons arrogantly.
"I'm going to bite you all over the place."
"… "
Beside the blue swimming pool, two figures sneakily cover each other and move forward.
Jin looked at Feixia, whose eyes were rolling, and exhorted, "Have you memorized the steps? If there is anything that is unclear, ask now, and you won't be asked in a while. Remember the spoon, you must remember the spoon! This is the key point. !"
Shi Feixia turned to look at him, as if back to the year of the college entrance examination. Before the examination room, his mother earnestly instructed her mother to hold a book and said, remember this paragraph and this paragraph, I heard that I took the exam last year and the year before. Be sure to remember! This is the point!
"I'm going home to eat braised elbows." Shi Feixia was immersed in the memories of the past. In the past, regardless of the size of the test, after each test, his mother would make braised elbows for him to eat. So that after working later, he never had a red elbow again. Because every time he saw it, he would think of his butt that was the same color as his red elbow after the test paper was sent out.
Jin didn't know the reason, he patted his chest very boldly and said: "Okay. As long as you can make an appointment with Isfiel, I will prepare a candle light dinner for you with braised elbows and red wine!"
…
Braised elbows? red wine? Shi Feixia said embarrassedly: "How do you know that this combination will be delicious?"
Jin Dao: "I'll find out when you guys finish eating."
Feisha Feisha: "..."
Isfiel's door suddenly opened.
Shi Feixia's heart tightened, and he immediately pushed Jin to the side.
puff.
Jin fell into the water.
Feixia was waiting for the door.
After staying for a long time, the door was still ajar, but there was no movement inside.
With the sound of water splashing, Jin stretched out a wet head and looked at him nervously, "Are you here? Are you here?"
Shi Feixia suddenly shouted nervously, "Come here."
With a puff, Jin plunged into the water again.
After a while, Shi Feixia sighed, "It doesn't seem like it..."
Jin poked his head cautiously again.
"Ah!" Shi Feixia suddenly screamed.
Jin suddenly disappeared.
Feixia said, "There are flies."
"..." Jin stuck his head out angrily, "you really..."
"Ah!" Feixia turned around abruptly.
"Do you think I'll be fooled a second time by this trick?" He snorted and turned his head, his eyes just facing Isfiel who was standing at the door.
The air was stagnant for about three seconds.
With a bright smile on his face, Jin greeted calmly in the water, "Haha, it's such a coincidence that I can meet you here too?"
…
Shi Feixia despised him fiercely from the corner of his eyes. There are so many excuses in the world to strike up a conversation, you have to pick the worst one
Isfiel turned his gaze to Feisha's face again.
Shi Feixia immediately took out the ice cream and said doglegly, "Do you want to eat a spoon?"
"..." Jin didn't even bother to despise it.
Isfiel looked at him indifferently, then took a half step back and closed the door.
As soon as the door was closed, Shi Feixia ran away. Jin rushed out of the water and chased after him while shaking the water. He muttered, "You eat a spoon, you eat a spoon!"
Feixia roared as he ran, "You are such a coincidence... such a coincidence!" Since running is too laborious, his language is relatively simple.
When he reached the tenth floor, Jin suddenly remembered that he was a blood clan, and immediately turned into a bat and rushed in front of him.
Shi Feixia stopped abruptly, his eyes lit up.
Kim turned back into a human.
Feixia was disappointed, "I thought I could finally make Antonio's fruit bat soup today for me to try." Since coming to Noah's Ark can only be a part-time job, then enjoy the good fortune and eat something that is hard to eat in the human world. Head office for things.
Jin's mouth twitched, "Can Antonio make fruit bat soup?"
Feixia wiped his saliva and said, "He said, as long as he catches a bat, he will do it."
Jin Dao: "On Noah's Ark, there seems to be only one bat."
Feixia said excitedly, "Where?"
"In front of you."
After Shi Feixia looked up and down, he sighed, "Why were you so young when you became a bat?"
"… "
For the failure of the ice cream project, Kim blamed insufficient preparation and the props were too simple.
Feixia stared at the big tent that he had dragged all the way over, "This..."
"The adultery must break out in a place where adultery can occur!" Jin clenched his fists. In this way, it would not be a waste for him to spend a lot of money to buy it from Layton.
Feixia said indifferently, "Under what circumstances would Isfiel get into this place where adultery can occur?"
…
Jin touched his chin, "This is indeed a problem."
…
three hours later.
Jin said to Feixia who had gone back and forth to the kitchen three times and ate seven or eight dishes, "Can't you think about it together?"
Shi Feixia rolled his eyes at him and said, "Does it look like I was sold and counted the money for others?"
Jin raised his eyebrows, "Don't you dare to say that you have never thought about Isfiel?"
"There is an idea." Shi Feixia pecked his fingers calmly, "When he said that he would have two thousand accommodation and three thousand meals, I really wanted to strangle him to death."
"… "
"When he said he couldn't take out the salary here, I had the idea of strangling him to death."
"… "
"When he told me that if my salary was deducted below 5,000, I would have to drink the Northwest Wind..." Feixia paused.
Jin asked, "How is it?"
"I have a kind of thought of strangling myself to death."
Jin frowned, "Don't tell me you have no idea about his body?"
…
Body
Feisha's six-pack abs couldn't help but appear in Feixia's mind.
Jin's eyebrows gradually stretched out as Shi Feixia's face became more and more red, "Hey, don't you have any idea about his face?"
Isfiel's flawless face appeared in Feisha's mind again.
Jin continued his efforts: "He is the general manager of Noah's Ark, God's once darling, and Lord Lucifer's favorite general. Don't you have any ideas about his identity?"
Shi Feixia's mind was suddenly filled with countless golden lights.
Jin suddenly shouted: "Speak! Do you have any ideas!"
Feixia was startled and nodded quickly.
"What do you think?" Jin looked at him excitedly.
Feisha sighed, "If only I were Isfiel."
Jin: "..." He changed his tone, "Remember what I threatened you with?"
Shi Feixia said angrily, "Every night I sing folk songs in bel canto at the door of my room, biting me all over the floor... Wait a minute."
Jin Dao: "Just remember. Let's discuss the tent. Do you have any good suggestions?"
"No."
"Think about what I threatened you just now, and answer it after thinking it over and over again."
"… "
"Any good suggestions?"
Shi Feixia sighed and said, "In the name of rewarding employees of the hotel, organize a bonfire party at the front desk."
"Well." Jin listened carefully.
"It just happens that there are not enough tents."
"Hmm." Jin heard something.
"Two people in a tent."
"Hmmmm." Jin's eyes narrowed to only one slit.
Shi Feixia looked at Jin, who was looking forward to it, and thought silently: It's just sleeping in a tent, not taking aphrodisiacs, it's a ghost.
Jin suddenly took out a small medicine jar from his pocket.
Feixia suddenly had a bad feeling, "What is this?"
Jin Yin said with a pitiful smile: "In the adulterous murder kit, it is usually sold together with the tent."
Feisha's bad premonition was even stronger.
"That's... aphrodisiacs."
Feixia was completely speechless.
Noah's Ark has never organized any reward activities other than employees returning home from annual leave. Therefore, although the venue for the reward activity is quite casual, the facilities are quite simple, and the theme is quite strange, it still received a certain amount of enthusiastic praise.
Layton said: "Haha, if Jin hadn't asked me to buy a tent, I still don't know that tents are useful."
Asha said: "The tent is too small, and your knees will be exposed."
Layton said: "I already gave you an extra-large size."
Asha asked, "What size did you make?"
"Three times my height," Layton said.
Asa: "..."
Hughes said, "Jin is so smart, it's fun to sleep in a tent."
Jin Dao: "It's fun, it's fun, you don't want to mess around."
Hughes immediately looked at him watery, "But it's fun to drill around in the tent."
"..." Jin took out a marker, "let me make some marks on your back."
Small said excitedly: "Tent, I didn't expect this to be used on Noah's Ark."
Antonio:"… "
"Antonio, do you want to lie down and watch first. Although it's not as comfortable and spacious as our elf world, it's also very interesting."
Antonio said: "Werewolves provide 10,000 tents in the Elf world every year."
"..." Small suddenly pointed to the barbecued meat in his hand, "Wow, the meat you grilled is delicious!"
Antonio said, "It's fat. It's cooked in hot oil."
Small said: "..."
Shi Feixia looked at Isfiel who was sitting beside Wu Yan reading a book, and chatted up, "Hehe, you like reading books very much."
Isfiel said: "Yeah."
Shi Feixia leaned over and said, "What book are you reading?"
"The Meaning of Life and Death."
Feixia said, "What's the point?"
Isfiel said: "I only know after I die."
Feixia was dumbfounded, "Huh?"
"Because things can only be summed up after they're done."
"After you're done?" Shi Feixia couldn't help but glance at the tent behind him.
The entrance to the tent is in the shape of a chevron. For some reason, he suddenly felt that the herringbone was very much like a body map of the open legs, waiting for something.
Isfiel handed him a handkerchief.
"what?"
"You have a nosebleed."