Jin dragged Shi Feixia's 'corpse' to the corner and said with emotion, "It's not enough just like this, we should change the angle and the method."
Someone lay upright on the ground and deceived the corpse: "What angle? What method?"
"That's... a roundabout way."
"Is there anything more roundabout than now?" Feixia sat up slowly, "And I almost touched his underwear just now... If you're willing to lend me a hundred gold coins."
"One hundred gold coins to buy a pair of worn underwear," Jin gave him a stern look, "I'm not your unjust father, and you're not my unfilial son."
Shi Feixia slowly got up, "Alas. Forget it, I'll give up."
"No." Kim grabbed his arm. "It's not my style to give up halfway."
"Cut. You didn't give up halfway? How did Dia run into Omedando's arms?"
"At least he and I once owned it." Jin squinted at him, "What about you? Don't say anything else, do you have underwear?"
Feixia squatted in the corner depressedly.
Jin Dao: "It doesn't make sense that you can succeed if you help me, but I will always fail for you. I have decided that this time I must draw the bottom line!"
Shi Feixia turned his head and gave him a grudge look, "Why do I feel cramps all over my body after hearing this?"
Jin said with a rather serious expression: "You may have Parkinson's."
"...I don't have Parkinson's. I'm trying to get a die."
It was the door of Isfiel's room again.
Shi Feixia looked at the box that Jin was holding in his arms, and asked curiously, "Didn't you say you were going to have a heart-to-heart with him? Why did you even move your belongings here?"
Jin said angrily: "What kind of business, it's wine! Haven't you heard of telling the truth after drinking? Only then will we know what he thinks of you in his heart."
Feixia said, "Are you sure he spit out the truth after drinking your wine, not the eyes of a needle?"
Jin turned away.
Shi Feixia quickly grabbed him and said with a smile, "Tell the truth, speak the truth."
Jin rolled his eyes.
"Spit pearls..."
Jin Wangtian.
"Spit Dragon Balls! Seven Dragon Balls!"
Jin lowered his head and said, "What is that?"
"Uh, that's right, it's a bead made of seven dragons. Well, let's not talk about that. Are you confident? Are you sure?"
"... I went in, not you, why are you so nervous?"
Shi Feixia said with a bitter face, "It's because you went in that I was nervous."
"I'll do things, don't worry." Jin bent his thighs against the box, and then patted him on the shoulder, "Think about me and Hughes, think about Dia and Omedando."
Feixia said blankly, "That seems to be on my resume."
"A brother, don't care so much."
"I… "
Kim didn't wait for him to continue, and immediately rang the doorbell.
Feixia rushed to the swimming pool like a rocket and plunged into the water.
Isfiel opened the door, just in time to see the monstrous water splashing from the swimming pool.
Jin Gan smiled and said, "I just finished saving my snot and accidentally threw the tissue in there."
Isfiel: "..."
Jin patted the box and said, "We haven't had a drink together for a long time, is it convenient?" He asked while trying his best to squeeze inside.
Isfiel moved away wordlessly.
Door closes.
half an hour.
Shi Feixia stuck his head out of the swimming pool and pointed his middle finger in the direction of the door, "You're the only one who snot, your whole family has snot!"
In order to be realistic, after putting down the drink, Jin went to the bathroom and pulled a long strip of toilet paper to save his snot.
Isfiel sat on the sofa, took out two goblets, and picked wine in the box.
Jin threw the toilet paper ball into the trash can, walked over and took out a bottle of wine with a green body and a shape like a gourd, "The fruit wine in the elf world, it's best to hold the current play."
Isfiel glanced at the label, "Sixty-seven degrees?"
"Haha, don't worry, don't worry. There are even higher ones in the back." Jin paused, took out a transparent bottle from the box and said, "Or do you want to drink 100% industrial alcohol directly?"
"… "
Kim filled two glasses and started pouring wine. "The beauty of fruit wine is that you drink it in one breath and let the sweet taste melt throughout your body. Dry!"
"The beauty of the sweet and greasy taste is that it is sweet and greasy! Do it again!"
"… "
"The best part is doing it!"
A bottle of wine.
Jin's words gradually opened, "What book are you reading?"
"Three Thousand Years of Prospects for Hell."
"Are you going to hell?" Although in name, Isfiel is a part of hell. But from the first day he fell, he was sent here by Lucifer, and in fact he never went to hell at all. So his situation in heaven and hell has always been quite delicate. "I always thought you wanted to go back to heaven."
Isfiel said: "This is a set of books. I have finished reading "Three Thousand Years of Prospect of Heaven"."
"..." Did he think too much? Jin slowly wiped his face. "Oh. What about the future of hell?"
"generally."
Jin suddenly asked, "Do you like Feisha?"
Isfiel's hand holding the wine glass paused slightly.
Although it was only a very subtle movement, it couldn't escape Jin's eyes. He sighed, "It turns out that you wouldn't hesitate about this question."
A look of surprise appeared in Isfiel's eyes, "Hesitating?"
"It turns out that you don't often run out of mother-in-law to save people."
"He's a fragile human being."
"But it's not so fragile that when there is danger, you have to protect him with your wings." Jin's words were sharp, "Don't you dare to say that you didn't protect him because you didn't want to see him hurt?"
A trace of confusion flashed across Isfiel's dark eyes.
"Compared with the temperature of water... love can melt the coldness of the heart and make it soft." Jin simply pulled out two bottles of wine from the box, one for each person, "Don't you want to try it?"
Isfiel lowered his head, the bottle in his hand was marked with an alcohol content of seventy-five degrees, and then raised his eyes, the label of the bottle in Jin's hand was facing him.
- Fifteen degrees.
After Shi Feixia returned to his room and quickly changed his clothes, he immediately ran upstairs, ready to stay and observe. Running halfway, I happened to see Smal walking down with a heavy heart.
"Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me..." he muttered softly, leaning against the wall and stalking up.
"Flying Man..."
"Damn it!" Shi Feixia slammed into the wall depressedly before turning his head. Smal was looking at him pitifully, his round little face began to have a pointed chin, his eye sockets became darker, and his lips were very pale.
Feixia was stunned and said, "Are you taking drugs?"
"… "
"Nutrition should be taken into account when taking drugs. Remember to eat. I'll take a step first and talk later when I have time." After Shi Feixia finished speaking, he was about to go up.
Shi Feixia scratched his scalp in a hurry, "If you have something to say, say something."
"I've been seen."
Shi Feixia gave him a big white eye, "Wait until you're all eaten up!"
Small raised his head, tears in his eyes, "Antonio has seen me all."
"Instigate your brother Wang to transfer the army, strip him naked, and let you see it back!"
"But," Small's cheeks were flushed, "I feel very happy."
"..." Feixia finally realized that he had encountered the first exhibitionist since he was born.
"Besides," Small pointed to his fingers and whispered, "After he helped me shower with cold water that day, my body obviously didn't feel that hot, but when I saw him, I couldn't help but..."
"How's the land?" Shi Feixia's desire for gossip was awakened.
"Reacted." Small looked down at his toes, "You said, did I fall in love with him?"
"Yes. You do your best. I believe that sincerity is the best way to achieve your goals, and one day you will be able to drink your wedding wine." After hearing the gossip, Shi Feixia was about to withdraw. But Small obviously didn't want to let him go so easily. He grabbed him and said, "Will you help me?"
"… what?"
Small smirked and said with a smile: "Actually, I have called Brother Dia before and told me about this. He told me that you are a mid-level expert, so it's right to ask you for help."
…
He just said, he just said, where can there be such a good thing about gossip in the sky. Sure enough, there is a bigger conspiracy behind it.
Shi Feixia patted his head and said softly, "Be good, little brother, the world of adults is very complicated, and falling in love is not something you should do at your age."
"Not my age? How old is that? Are you humans over a thousand years old and still can't fall in love?"
"..." We humans don't live to be more than a thousand years old. Feixia thought bitterly. "But I have very important and important things to do now, so I can't take care of you for the time being. So you can just touch the dead mouse by yourself, and try it out as a living horse doctor."
Small said: "Important thing? Is there anything more important than my life event?"
Shi Feixia finally couldn't help jumping up, "Damn it! Your life events are important, don't you think Lao Tzu's life events are not important?!"
"..." Small's eyes widened, "Your life event? Which one?"
Shi Feixia shifted his gaze from left to right, just not looking at him.
"Aha, I see." Small smiled slyly.
"What do you know?" Shi Feixia used indifference to hide his nervousness.
"You have a crush on Jin, right?"
"… "
"That's right, it's a dead man for you!" Shi Feixia broke free from his hand and ran upstairs.
After finally running to the 30th floor, I saw Isfiel's door just opened.
Isfiel helped the drunk Jin out with one hand.
※※※
Jin's face was flushed, and he was hanging softly on top of him, apparently unconscious.
"Uh, is Jin okay?" Feixia asked with a smile on his face, but in his heart he had already scolded Jin, who was not successful enough, to the point where he had more than enough trouble.
Small was chasing after Feixia, when he happened to rush up and said with a teasing smile: "Oh, you said that you don't have a crush on Jin? You obviously like him, you are nervous about him, and you can't bear to see him for a minute!"
What Feixia wished most right now was to have a big hammer in his hand and knock him out!
Isfiel threw Jin indifferently, "Leave it to Hughes, you will handle it."
Small took the gold in a hurry. He couldn't eat for many days and couldn't sleep well, which made his body very weak. "But wouldn't it be better to let Feixia go?"
Isfiel's eyes narrowed.
Small immediately dragged Kim downstairs like a corpse.
As the crackling sound went away, the floor suddenly fell silent.
Feixia glanced at him nervously, "That, Smal is nonsense, don't take it seriously."
"come over."
"Huh?" He raised his head and found that Isfiel was looking at him steadily, with an imperceptible shyness on his handsome face.
"Come here." Isfiel said again, and the shyness quickly disappeared.
"Oh." Feixia obediently walked over.
Isfiel suddenly stretched out his left hand that had been hidden behind him. On his hand was a pair of swimming trunks that were exactly the same style as the ones he was wearing.
Feixia stared blankly as he handed the swimming trunks into his hands, "Your..."
"new."
"But I don't have a hundred..."
"One hundred RMB. I will deduct it from my salary." After Isfiel finished speaking, he quickly walked back to his room and closed the door.
Shi Feixia hugged his swimming trunks with a smirk, before saying, "…Thank you."
His salary can really buy swimming trunks!