Noah's Ark became depressed because of the army of angels and fallen angels.
The elf dwarves who had been haggling in the lobby with high eyebrows and drooling all lowered their decibels, and even negotiating the price was as sneaky as a police officer and an undercover agent.
Even Shi Feixia and the others became cautious, covering their sneeze with their arms.
"Wu Qi..." Layton covered his mouth with his sleeve again and sneezed.
Porgy threw a salt jar and said angrily, "Are you finished?!"
Layton stared blankly at the shattered salt jar that fell under his feet, his mouth tightly closed.
Just as Porgy was about to turn his head in satisfaction, he heard a 'puff' and Leighton leaked from below.
…
Porgy slowly, slowly let go of the spoon in his hand.
The restaurant is quiet.
Fallen angels, angels, and fair participants sat clearly in their respective corners.
Black, white, colorful, like athletes in uniforms, uniform.
The golden bartender, Shi Feixia brought the plate to the table to deliver the drink. For the sake of fairness, the order in which he delivered the drinks seemed to deal cards, one cup per table according to the table number, and round after round. No one was neglected, and no one was given priority.
Suddenly, the kitchen door was knocked down, and Layton blushed and rushed out of the kitchen desperately.
Following him was a salt tank twice his size.
At the critical moment, Layton threw a forward and saved two meters and three millimeters.
Pong!
The salt bath narrowly hit him within a millimetre of his heel.
The jar was broken, and the salt was sprinkled all over the place.
…
Feixia looked at the dwarf who was on guard, and immediately rushed forward with a big laugh to pull Layton up, "Haha, are you alright?"
Layton said aggrieved: "Bo Guitar..."
"He told me to come in, right?" Feixia hurriedly covered up what he was saying, and then whispered in his ear, "You don't want this place to become a battlefield for dwarves and fallen angels, right?"
Leighton looked at his dwarf companions who were looking at him with concern, and then looked at the fallen angels who were standing by, silently pursing his lips.
Shi Feixia brushed off his clothes and deliberately said loudly, "Last time with the ashtray, this time with the salt tank, you really played more and more. But I'm so busy now, let's help first." He handed him the plate in his hand, "Since Porgy is looking for me, I'll go first. You serve the plate."
Layton took the plate silently and gave him a look of care.
…
Shi Feixia walked towards the kitchen step by step with a tragic smile like Jing Ke stabbed Qin.
"Don't come in!"
With a loud roar, his feet instantly stopped in the air.
Porgy looked at him, covering his nose. "Layton just farted. It stinks! I bet he smuggled garlic today."
Shi Feixia calmly took out his napkin, covered his face, and tied a knot behind his head before walking in and said, "Why didn't you hit the salt pan just now?"
"Because I didn't think a frog would jump out of a kangaroo's level," said Polge.
Shi Feixia recalled Layton's crucial jump, and had to admit that this kind of thing was indeed unpredictable. "How was dinner?"
Porgy turned and turned in the pot with a large spoon twice his height, "It'll be all right soon."
Shi Feixia glanced at the cauldron, and said in surprise, "Isn't it making radish, pork, greens and vegetables? Why is it so red?"
"Because I put down a basket of red peppers." Porgy smiled weirdly.
Shi Feixia looked chilly, "Why do you want to put peppers in the pickled rice?"
"Hehe. Because those guys in heaven are all self-righteous, and they eat and drink lightly. If this bowl of vegetables and rice goes down, they will be so spicy that they don't even remember who the gods are. Haha... "
Feixia touched his chin, "Are you sure, they will eat it when they see such a red color?"
Porgy said dully: "I didn't expect this."
Shi Feixia rubbed his nose through the napkin and said, "I have the urge to sneeze..." This red pepper is really too hot.
"...Although the salt tank is gone, there are still wine barrels." Porgie threatened with a smile, "Are you sure you can jump out of the level of a kangaroo?"
Feixia pinched his nose desperately.
"Help me figure out a way to get those idiots in heaven to eat this stuff!" Porgy ordered.
Feisha Feisha said, "Can you make them colorblind?"
Porgy shook his head and said, "I can only make you colorblind."
Shi Feixia said with a sad face, "Then I can't help it."
Poji said angrily, "You've been a hooligan for so many years in the Human World?!"
Shi Feixia said embarrassedly, "Who said I was a hooligan in the human world?" How did this rumor come about? Why he didn't know at all.
"The human world is all hooligans. There are more hooligans than hell." Poji said of course, "Hell 125x2 Weekly said so."
"Why don't they just call it Two Hundred Fifteen?" This weekly title is really...
"It turned out to be true. But then the Human World used it to scold people, so I changed it."
"Why not make it a little more thorough?" Isn't one hundred and twenty-five times two still two hundred and five
"Because there are regular readers, there are too many changes, what should they do if they can't find it?" Poggy shook his head and said, "No, I was just looking for you to find a way! Don't change the subject! I don't care, I do it. So hard, you must let those angels eat it!"
Feixia thought for a while and said, "Why don't you use green pointed peppers?"
Porgy jumped off the stool with a bang. "You help me pour the pot!"
Feixia looked at the cauldron that could be used for bathing in a speechless manner.
The long-awaited dinner finally made its grand debut with much anticipation.
In order to match the atmosphere, Feisha also specially asked Layton to dim the lights, and the orange lights softened everyone's mood. The black and white wings don't look so out of place.
Enjoying the results is something that must be done by yourself. So Porgy was very active in front of the running cousin.
Feixia took Jin and Layton to the door, "If something out of control happens in a while, remember to run with me."
Layton said blankly: "What uncontrollable things will happen?"
Jin's nose moved, "I seem to smell chili peppers."
Feixia said, "Fortunately, you are not in the human world."
Jin Dao: "What do you mean?"
"Otherwise the police dog will be unemployed."
Jin pondered, "Is this a compliment?"
Feixia said, "Of course. You should say thank you, and then I say you're welcome."
gold:"… "
"Ah!" An angel suddenly whispered and stood up.
Feisha Feixia, Jin, and Layton had a tacit understanding. They immediately knew that something 'out of control' was about to happen, and they all pricked up their ears and were ready to retreat at any time.
Poggy was a little annoyed. Because the angel called too early. This will greatly reduce the killing range of peppers.
"What's wrong?" Uther asked.
The angel sat down slowly, scooped another mouthful of pickled rice with the spoon in his hand, "This taste is so wonderful!" His face turned red under the double shock of excitement and spiciness.
"Really?" Uther took a sip of it suspiciously, then frowned...
Not delicious, right? Spicy right? scream? Are you crying
Porgy watched the expression on his face nervously. The one just now was an exception. He didn't believe that all angels naturally like spicy food.
Uther pursed his lower lip, then smiled and nodded: "It's really delicious."
"..." Porgy stared at the happy expressions of the angels.
Abdu reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "You did a good job. Porgy! I didn't expect you to have the talent to cook. If Lord Abaddon knew, he would be very happy."
"..." Get rid of your cooking talent, your whole family has the cooking talent! Porgy looked at the satisfied diners with grief and indignation. Obviously, obviously it's a prank! Why, why didn't anyone notice
He finally understood. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that the prank steps are interrupted by others, but that the steps are clearly completed, but they are not successful!
Shi Feixia looked at the lonely back in the midst of joy, shook his head and sighed, "Alas. It's out of control and turned into a pot of delicious food... Life is so bloody and dramatic."
Hearing this, Jin's expression condensed, and he looked at him without saying anything.
Shi Feixia didn't notice it, "Let's get out first. We'll clean up later. Otherwise, if we can't take care of it, we'll end up picking up the corpse by ourselves."
Layton was panicking at Porgy and immediately agreed.
So the three sneaked out quietly from the door when no one was paying attention.
The hallway is quiet.
And the noisy restaurant seems like two worlds.
"Layton, I want to eat an apple, go get an apple." Jin stretched out his hand to hold Layton's head and turned towards the warehouse.
Layton was turned dizzy, and said angrily: "It's not Adam, what apples are you eating?"
Kim smiles, opens his mouth, and shows his teeth.
Layton pouted and lowered his head.
Jin retracted his teeth and was about to start a conversation, but he saw Shi Feixia folded his chest and looked at him, "What's wrong?"
"Even if you want to spare Layton, you should let him take two apples." Feixia pointed to his mouth. An apple is too selfish.
"... We are one and a half." This can be regarded as a start.
Feixia murmured, "Fortunately, it's an apple, not a peach."
"what?"
"It's okay, don't you have something to tell me?" Shi Feixia asked casually.
Jin hesitated and said, "I just had a chat with Uther alone for a while."
"Oh." Shi Feixia responded lightly.
"About Isfiel." Jin carefully observed his face, ready to stop him at the first moment of his life.
Who knew that Feixia just called out calmly, "Jin."
"what?"
"It's good to be a bat, don't change your career to be a crow."
"..." Jin said, "How do you know that I must be a crow, not a magpie?"
Shi Feixia sighed, "Because you look like a widow, not a bride at all."
The Angel Legion and the Fallen Angel Legion spent a pleasant night in Noah's Ark, and even when they parted the next day, they were a little reluctant to part. The Angel Legion headed by Uther even took a lot of tips to Porgy.
Of course, Poggi himself did not accept it. Because he is hiding in the room at the moment, cursing every angel of the Angel Legion fiercely.
As Porgy's 'good friend', Feixia and the other three took it for granted.
Not long after the Legion of Angels and the Legion of Fallen Angels left, the trade fair also ended.
The Three Realms returned with some regrets, after all, the goods of the Three Realms could not fully satisfy their appetite.
Jin and the others finally resumed their clean days of eating potato curry rice.
But cleanliness is always temporary. One day when Feixia was in a daze with the feather dye he picked up from the trash can, Layton rushed in, "Great news!"
Feixia once again threw the feather dye into the trash can.
Layton probed to look, but was blocked by the fast-moving Feixia.
"What big news did you just say?"
Layton was stunned for a moment, and quickly said: "Lord Lucifer and Lord Michael have joined hands to repair the space mutation."
Feixia nodded and said, "That's a good thing."
"But the time and space are still distorted." Layton swallowed his saliva and said with a look of embarrassment, "The day when the human world and Noah's Ark are connected will come earlier."
"Huh?" Shi Feixia was at a loss.
"That is to say, on the 1st of next month, you can return to the Human World." There was a hint of reluctance in Layton's tone.
"..." Shi Feixia's mind went blank.
Jin stood silently outside the door. Let Layton be the crow, he still likes to be the bat.