The male ghost knew that he had encountered a hard stubble this time, and it was quite hard, so he knelt on the ground, kowtowed and bowed, begging for mercy.
Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Tell me, what is the origin, and why do you stay in the world?"
"Master Mingcha, my name is Chen Shushi, a college student who was murdered three years ago, oh..." Chen Shushi wiped his tears as he said, "I didn't stay in the world after I died, I went to Yin Division, currently working as a ghost servant, waiting for reincarnation, woo woo, today is my death day, General Niu granted me a day to go back to Yang, enjoy the incense, archmage, this is a ghost card... "
As he spoke, he put his hand into his stomach, took out a wooden card with green light, and presented it to Ye Shaoyang respectfully. Ye Shaoyang took it and felt it was indeed a real fake card, and then returned it to him.
"Little Yezi, it's not a ghost messenger, where did it get the ghost card?" Xiao Ma said wonderingly from the side when he was already fine.
Ye Shaoyang said: "Ghost card is a general term and there are many kinds. This kind of green wooden card is owned by ghost servants. It is temporarily issued by the underworld before coming to the underworld, so as not to be broken by the mage as an evil ghost staying in the world. Soul, then there will be big trouble."
After finishing speaking, Ye Shaoyang asked the ghost named Chen Shushi again, "How did you die?"
Chen Shushi immediately showed a look of embarrassment, hesitated for a moment, and said: "When I was squatting in the hut I built by myself in the countryside, I was pushed down the latrine and drowned in the cesspit..."
Ye Shaoyang and Xiao Ma glanced at each other, both of them were quite speechless.
"Why did the murderer push you down the cesspit?"
Chen Shushi said: "Because of the conflict between our two families, this matter is a long story. After my death, the murderer will also be punished, so let's not mention this matter."
Ye Shaoyang nodded and said, "Then what are you doing at my house?"
Chen Shushi said with a little embarrassment: "This... I took paper money burned by my family, passed by here, and smelled filth in the toilet, so... I really didn't know this was your home, Archmage!!"
Ye Shaoyang suddenly understood, turned his head, and said angrily at Xiaoma: "Did you not flush the toilet before you went out!"
"I... It seems that I relieved once, and then you urged me to go..." Xiao Ma muttered.
Wipe, it’s fine if you don’t flush the toilet, and cover the toilet lid, soaking in the urine and fermenting for several days, it’s not enough to attract the toilet ghost, Ye Shaoyang admires the pony all over the place.
"Then why are you scaring me?" Xiao Ma looked at Chen Shushi and said, at this time Chen Shushi had turned back to a normal appearance, similar to ordinary people, not so scary anymore, and Xiao Ma's tone of voice became hardened.
"I... It's not time for me to go overcast, so I want to sleep a little longer. I just wanted to scare you away, but you didn't run away, but instead slapped me with my seal. I pinched you to protect myself." Chen Shushi He kept bowing to the pony, "I beg the archmage to forgive me, the adults don't count the faults of the villains..."
It strangled the pony's neck for self-protection. After it broke the pony's seal, it didn't continue to harm him, but chose to run away. Ye Shaoyang believed it. It was destroyed a long time ago, so how can it survive until now.
Pony didn't think about it so much. He was so relieved to be begged for mercy by a ghost, especially "Great Master" one by one. , waved his hand, and said, "I'll let you off this time, be more honest in the future, go."
Chen Shushi thanked repeatedly, bowed to Xiao Ma, and Ye Shaoyang, and turned to leave.
Xiao Ma was still intoxicated by the previous satisfaction, and said with emotion: "It's good to be a mage, even ghosts are afraid of you, respect you, and coax you..."
"Hurry up and flush the toilet!" Ye Shaoyang yelled, dragging him back to reality, he hurried to the toilet, the toilet cover was closed before, and he didn't smell any peculiar smell, now the toilet cover was opened, this time The smell... it hurts the eyes.
Xiao Ma covered his nose, flushed the toilet three times, then opened the window to breathe, went back to the living room by himself, took a few breaths, and asked puzzledly: "Little Ye Zi, isn't this a pervert, why does he like to be in that kind of place?" stay?"
"Ghosts have a different sense of smell than humans, and they especially like filth, so baths and toilets have always been the favorite places for ghosts to hide, and it fell into a cesspit and suffocated to death. It must like to stay in the toilet, just like drowning. Dead people like water, they are invisible, they can't touch the body, and they can't smell the five flavors of the world, it's just a kind of emotional attachment."
Xiao Ma nodded suddenly, became excited again, and said with undiminished pride: "Although I made a mistake today, I have strengthened my determination to practice Taoism, and I will work harder! Little Yezi, do you feel my blood? ?”
"Hot blood, I think it's chicken blood. I'll see how long you can keep it."
Xiao Ma still wanted to distinguish, but Ye Shaoyang waved his hand, "Stop talking nonsense, go and make the bed quickly, and sleep."
He took out the quilts that had been put in the closet before, and made the two beds. Ye Shaoyang went to bed and lay down. Seeing Xiao Ma sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, he asked, "Where are you sending text messages to Wang Ping?"
"WeChat, who still sends text messages these days, how old-fashioned."
Ye Shaoyang snorted secretly. He has heard of WeChat, but he has never used it, and he doesn't know how to use it. He sends text messages to Rui Lengyu every night. He doesn't believe it. What WeChat, can there be text messages
"Have you chased Wang Ping?" Ye Shaoyang thought of this.
"It's not so easy, but he seems to have a good impression of me, and I feel very hopeful." When Wang Ping was mentioned, Xiao Ma immediately became radiant and his eyes glowed.
"Are you the one who likes her, or her looks and figure?" Ye Shaoyang squinted at him.
"The one who likes her... what kind of words is this," Xiao Ma said angrily, "I am the one who likes her, and it is my ideal in life to marry her home!"
Ye Shaoyang snorted disdainfully.
Xiao Ma stared at him immediately, and said sensitively: "What are you doing, I'm not good enough for her?"
"How come, she is not good enough for you."
Xiao Ma said angrily: "Don't hit me, it's my ideal to be with her, don't you have an ideal?"
Mentioning this, Ye Shaoyang nodded slightly, and said with a smile: "My ideal is very simple, which is to make money, a lot of money."
Xiao Ma said: "After making money?"
"Save money."
"Saving money... What about after that?"
"After nothing, just save money."
"Fuck, miser!"
"You don't understand the fun of saving money." Ye Shaoyang felt elated when he thought that he had nearly 200,000 in savings. After being exploited by Qing Yunzi for so many years, he finally had his own savings, and the amount was quite a lot. It feels like counting money... very cool.
Ye Shaoyang made up his mind, after dealing with the current mess, he would not do anything so dangerous and earn little money. At that time, he would cooperate more with Lao Guo, show the rich people Feng Shui, catch little ghosts, and save more Money, as for how to spend the saved money... I haven't figured it out yet, anyway, save the money first.
Ye Shaoyang drove Xiao Ma to the next bedroom, turned off the lights and went to bed.
At the moment when he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly felt some kind of change in his body, which spread from the inside of his body, first spread to his two arms, then climbed up little by little, and stopped at the two shoulders.
Ye Shaoyang hurriedly sat up, turned on the light, looked at his shoulders on both sides, and was startled. On his shoulders, there were two... what were they