Stabilizing Madness

Chapter 113

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[Title: I was really screwed this time! ]

Xu Qingran’s live broadcast has not yet ended, but the public opinion platforms outside have already started to go crazy.

The first place to keep up with the news must be Xingya Forum.

The homepage that was discussing the chaos at Xu Qingran's wedding and Xu Qingan's wedding was filled with exciting screenshots from the live broadcast room the next moment, once again allowing the newbies who had just joined Xingya to see what the real top streamers on the forum were.

The number of floors of the first post is increasing every second.

[?]

[ah??]

[excuse me?]

[P's?]

[Have you CP fans gone crazy to this extent? ]

The poster quickly responded: “It’s true!”

"Young Master Xu's live broadcast room is still going on. If you don't believe me, you can go and watch it yourself!"

Then, in just ten minutes, a group of spectators flocked into Xu Qingran's live broadcast room.

It instantly topped the list of live streaming platforms, and was even promoted across all platforms due to its surge in popularity, so more people unintentionally clicked in to witness it all.

At this moment, the mood of the audience in the live broadcast room is -

I was so excited that I saw the proud adjutant of the Silver Dragon Camp kissing the commander-in-chief of the Gold Wing Camp.

The commander-in-chief actually pinched their adjutant's waist, it was so uncomfortable.

They didn't even use any camera angles and kissed openly for more than ten minutes.

It's simply explosive.

[…Calm down, there must be some misunderstanding.]

[Fuck, I don’t care if it’s a misunderstanding or not, but I’m really going crazy!! ]

[I said they were real! (Screaming)]

[But wait, doesn't Commander Shen have a girlfriend? I remember he clarified on live broadcast that his relationship with his girlfriend was legitimate and did not violate social morality. It definitely can't be Xu Qingran, right? So now one of them is live broadcasting to hook up with his uncle, and the other is live broadcasting to cheat on him? ? ]

[Don't talk nonsense, Crazy Little Man and Commander Shen haven't explained yet! ]

So, Shen Tingyu and Xu Qingran, what are you two doing? !

Little madman, do you remember that you are still live streaming

Crazy Xu doesn't care.

Holding Shen Tingyu in her arms, like a proud cat that rarely has the privilege of being accompanied by someone, she rubbed her head lightly against his neck a few times, letting herself be inhaled by his scent.

Shen Tingyu noticed something unusual and asked him, "Why are you so clingy today?"

Before he could get an answer, he suddenly saw something shiny flashing at the edge of the kitchen. He looked over subconsciously and saw the asteroid that was placed in a position that could perfectly capture every corner of the kitchen. There was even a faint light at the location of the camera.

Apparently, it's being broadcast live.

And those quickly sliding and glowing things he saw were the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room.

Shen Tingyu's thoughts went blank for a moment.

After a while, he raised his hand and patted Xu Qing's back gently, trying to keep his emotions calm: "... Your live broadcast is still on."

It seemed like Xu Qingran just remembered this matter after he reminded him.

But he was not in a hurry. His smiling face made it unclear whether he was completely drunk or sober: "Ah, live broadcast."

Having said that, he pulled him directly in front of the camera.

Then she said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Hello everyone, let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend."

Her two peach blossom eyes curved, and her expression was cocky and proud: "Yes, your golden-winged male god, mine."

[… ? ? ]

[Crazy, really crazy. ]

[woc is this an open relationship?! ]

[No, then what about Shen Tianyi and Commander Shen’s real partner? ? ]

Xu Qingran was quite quick in catching up with the barrage.

Seeing the last sentence, he raised an eyebrow: "What should I do? His real target is me."

[? ? !]

[Ahhh???]

[So it’s confirmed, the person dating Commander Shen is Young Master Xu! ]

[Hasn’t the rumor been debunked?! ]

Xu Qingran was still talking: "Tianyi?"

"Of course Tianyi will continue to live with us."

[…]

[Three, threesome?]

[As expected of a little lunatic, he hugs her left and right, both big and small, so he wants them all, okay, okay.]

When Xu Qingran responded to the barrage, Shen Tingyu was watching beside him.

Obviously, he was still in shock at the sudden official announcement. Although this was not the same as the public announcement he had expected, his head was still buzzing. He looked at the comments flashing by in front of them, and the number of viewers kept rising, and he felt a little excited.

Shen Tingyu's hand slid down Xu Qingran's wrist and interlocked his fingers.

Then he solemnly reiterated to the audience: "Xu Qingran is indeed the lover I mentioned before."

"Also, we are in a legitimate relationship."

The comments were varied and complicated.

No matter how good Xu Qingran's eyesight was, he couldn't read all of them in time, and couldn't tell whether there were more madness or blessings. However, in the sea of chaotic comments, he was able to accurately capture a few haters and Shen Tingyu's toxic fans.

I was amused by their remarks.

He directly retorted, "If I'm not worthy, then how can you be worthy? A treasure like me who is good-looking, good at fighting, and can withstand the fucking can't be found even with the lights on. If you don't believe me, send a private message to Commander Shen to persuade him to break up. See if he will pay attention to you?"

Shen Tingyu: “…”

Xu Qingran: "I kissed him, so what? I didn't just kiss him, I even kissed him—"

Shen Tingyu covered Xu Qingran's mouth in time before he could say anything more outrageous.

The little madman would not behave himself after drinking, and he would open his mouth and nibble gently on his palm.

Shen Tingyu covered the person with one hand and raised the other hand to adjust the asteroid.

While doing this, he said calmly, "This is the end of your live broadcast today, Adjutant Xu. Thank you all for watching."

After saying that, the screen in the live broadcast room went black instantly.

Leaving behind a bunch of viewers who haven't had enough of the melon.

[Just download it? ? ]

[No, help me, are you two dissatisfied with the fact that the empire has been too peaceful recently so you want to make something lively? ]

[You two should explain! Explain clearly! How can you two, a younger uncle and a future niece-in-law, become a legitimate relationship? Are you really going to be so ridiculous that you accidentally mixed up the specimen information of Shen Tianyi and Shen Tingyu when you were matching them? ? ]

[Can the fans still be cleansed? Looking at the arrogant look of Mr. Xu, could it be that he is deliberately seducing her under the pretext of his status? ]

[They haven't explained it clearly yet, so don't jump yet, haters. ]

[QAQ woohoo, I lost two male gods in one day, but that scene just now was really good... ]

[So, no one is discussing what these two people did when they hurriedly went off the air? ]

[… I am still in shock. What did the crazy guy almost say just now? (Pupils are shocked)]

[I'm going to make a scene. I've given so much money as a reward. Is there anything that a distinguished senior fan club member like me cannot see? ]

After Shen Tingyu quickly ended the live broadcast, he pulled Xu Qingran back to the platform.

He lifted the man up, held his face with both hands, and asked seriously, "Xu Qingran, do you know what you are doing?"

Xu Qingran lowered her head and looked at him, her eyes calm and peaceful, her smile faint.

He doesn't look drunk at all.

Shen Tingyu's mind moved, and he suddenly realized something.

Before I could utter a single word through my tense throat, I heard Xu Qingran say, "I know."

"I told you, I'm not drunk."

Just two short sentences blocked all the words Shen Tingyu was about to say.

Xu Qingran said to him again: "Aren't you asking me about the public relationship?"

Of course Shen Tingyu remembered.

He said that he would make it public when everyone found out. Unfortunately, the public had too much trust in the personas and soul compatibility data they created, and with the cover of work, no one had really found out anything unusual so far.

Xu Qingran smiled nonchalantly: "Now that it has been discovered, shouldn't it be made public?"

It was indeed discovered.

However, it was obviously Xu Qingran's "mistake" under the guise of being drunk. Although his alcohol tolerance was not very good, he was not so confused after a few sips of red wine, and his mind was still clear.

After Xu Qingran finished speaking, he saw that the man's eyes were slightly red.

It was not because of excitement or anger as usual, but simply because of the mist in his eyes. Commander Shen was as honest and upright as a big dog in front of him, which made Xu Qingran unable to help but pinch his cheeks and knead his handsome face casually.

"What? It's just an open relationship. If you really cry, Shen Tingyu, I will dislike you."

Shen Tingyu didn't really cry his eyes out.

It was the emotion that surged into my heart at that moment - the kind of emotion that was so unfamiliar to him from the past, like crying with joy, a rare experience that made my body feel a little uncomfortable, and I had some physiological reactions.

Shen Tingyu hugged him, pressed his head against his chest, and suddenly laughed softly.

"No." He explained, "At that time... I thought you were still unwilling to make it public, so you answered me like that."

But he was a sensitive and delicate person, and he couldn't help being troubled by his own random thoughts for a while. He even considered whether to go against Xu Qingran's wishes and use some inferior means to "inadvertently" leak the news.

Unexpectedly, in the end, it was Xu Qingran who took the initiative to expose the truth.

Shen Tingyu felt that the comment was wrong.

With a partner as precious as Xu Qingran, he should be the one who has found a treasure.

Xu Qingran was so angry that he laughed: "Are you stupid?"

"You're not someone you can't show off to. Why shouldn't I be reluctant? I just want to see those bored netizens turn into detectives and uncover our relationship step by step, and then react like they've caught someone cheating."

Xu Qingran said, her tone turned disappointed: "In the end, they were so stubborn and didn't understand. Plus, I was in a good mood today, so I wanted to cheer up my boyfriend, so..."

Before he could finish his words, someone blocked his mouth.

Xu Qingran snorted, welcoming the powerful attack from the opponent.

However, he did not forget the purpose of today.

After a moment, he pushed the person away and came down from the platform: "By the way, why did you come back so early today? I was thinking of getting you some dinner and midnight snacks."

Shen Tingyu hugged him and said in a deep voice: "I really want to eat something now."

"But not dinner or midnight snack."

Xu Qingran met his eyes and instantly understood what he meant.

But without waiting for his response, Shen Tingyu directly carried him on his shoulders and, for once, showed his toughness as he led the man upstairs.

Xu Qingyao, who was watching silently: Ah, I'm dead!

Wow, the candies that my brother and his girlfriend give out are just delicious.

While Xu Qingran and Shen Tingyu were busy doing other things, the entire Internet was going crazy.

Not surprisingly, his live broadcast became a hot topic.

His and Shen Tingyu's names, as well as entries related to them, were all listed at the top of the list, with the word "explosive" following them.

Poor programmers on various platforms, it is destined to be another day of overwork.

Everyone was frantically tagging Xu Qingran and Shen Tingyu, hoping that they could come forward to explain the live broadcast accident tonight.

Unfortunately, the two of them disappeared as if by appointment, and there was no news for several hours. Their cell phones and communicators were all blown up, and not only the media personnel, but also their relatives and friends.

But they had already disconnected from the communication and put their phones into silent mode.

Nothing to fear at all.

Until the news media could no longer sit still and contacted the head of the Shen family overnight and went to interview him.

Ask him: "Master Shen, what do you think about your youngest son Shen Tingyu and your future granddaughter-in-law Xu Qingran getting together?"

The head of the Shen family is a little old, but he still looks very healthy and energetic.

"Xu Qingran?" He frowned. "She is not my granddaughter-in-law."

Media reporter: Oh wow?!

Is he so angry that he even wants to deny the engagement between Xu Qingran and the Shen family? !

Media reporters love these melodramatic farces of wealthy families the most and wish the melons would be bigger and more intense.

The next second, the head of the Shen family looked at them with a puzzled look on his face: "What? Didn't anyone tell you about this?"

Reporters: ...Which one

Patriarch Shen: "The Shen family has already confirmed with Adjutant Xu of Silver Dragon a few years ago that there are some minor errors in the data of his and Tianyi's soul compatibility."

"In fact, their soul compatibility doesn't even reach the marriageable level, so the Shen family has long since cancelled his engagement with Tianyi. He is now a single free man, and Tingyu is not married..."

After a pause, the head of the Shen family added calmly: "Xu Qingran is a good kid. With my son's temperament, it's great that he can find such a match."

"Let young people talk about their own love. I have no problem with that."

After the interview, all the media reporters were stunned.

The Shen family never mentioned this matter at all! Otherwise, how could such a big mistake have happened? !

The head of the Shen family even asked his assistant to provide official data proof from the Soul Matching System Bureau.

Everyone suddenly realized.

According to the head of the Shen family, Xu Qingran broke off her engagement with Shen Tianyi a long time ago, so there was nothing wrong with him being with Shen Tingyu later, and it did not violate any moral ethics at all.

What Shen Tingyu said at the beginning - that they were in a legal relationship, was also true!

As soon as the news came out, netizens were collectively shocked.

Fans of Shen Tingyu or Xu Qingran, as well as their toxic haters, were all stunned.

The fans who had been defending their protagonist for most of the day started crying.

Great! These two people know their limits and will never do anything incestuous!

The toxic fans are heartbroken.

Xiao Heizi scored N times, but was slapped in the face again.

At the same time, the official of the Soul Mate System Bureau also updated the status.

Not only did it prove the authenticity of the data provided by the Shen family, but it also officially announced the revision of the previous DE type matching data of Shen Tingyu and Xu Qingran.

From 0.01% to 0.00.

Spectators:

Why is it decreasing instead of increasing? Also, wasn’t it agreed that the lowest data is 0.01

Subsequently, the official gave an explanation for the data of 0.00.

The onlookers were shocked and moved.

0.00.

A pair of souls whose compatibility cannot be fully assessed by the system.

—That is, they can be 10%, 20%, 30%… or even as high as 99.99%!

An unprecedented special couple in the empire!

[… I can only say that you are worthy of being Master Xu. Even in the popular soul matching, you are so different.]

[So, can we CP fans officially start! Gluttony!? ! ]

[I never thought that after fighting for so long, the final winners would be the most niche and shameless CP fans...]

[I’m laying it bare. From today on, I’m a CP fan of Commander Shen and Adjutant Xu!!]

[I won’t hide it anymore, I’ve actually been secretly taking it, I didn’t expect it to be legal! ]

In addition, some very funny things happened on the Internet.

All the friends and acquaintances that Shen Tingyu and Xu Qingran have made so far did the same thing after watching the news.

Mu Ziyu: @Shen Tingyu @Xu Qingran

Ni Xiaoyuan: @Shen Tingyu @Xu Qingran

Ji Huaixiu: @Shen Tingyu @Xu Qingran

Zhang Zhihe...

Including the management and officers of the two camps who were fooled by them, all of them posted in the format started by Mu Ziyu. The Qi family, the Mo family, the Xie family, the Lin family, Su Wenming, Su Wenxu and others, even the tower leader posted.

The funniest thing is that official accounts of Grantis Military Academy, Evil Tower and others have also joined in the fun.

In an instant, the topic #沈廷煜徐清然? # became popular.

When you click on them, you'll see that they are all big V accounts that are usually very aloof, and they are very impressive.

Of course, there are a few exceptions among these acquaintances.

For example, Xie Nanjun, who has a particularly good relationship with Shen Tingyu, and Mu Yesha, who is now in charge of the empire, simply posted a '.' Netizens quickly noticed the clues and went to their comments to ask if they had known the truth a long time ago.

Among these people, only Feng Yao dug out the screenshots of her live broadcast on Taiyue Shangnanzhou from somewhere.

—The photo that was accidentally taken of a couple with white pets kissing at the beach.

PS: I can finally say it! Yes, the couple who accidentally appeared in the live broadcast that day were this gay couple! @沈廷煜@徐清然! (I have been talking about it for a long time, you guys really missed a lot.

For a while, the Internet was as lively as the Chinese New Year.

Until a long time passed.

It was probably the morning on Feixing where Shen Tingyu and Xu Qingran were.

A social account that Shen Tingyu manages only once every few hundred years has gone online.

Everyone went to capture him, but found that he did nothing, but the number was still online.

Just when everyone was confused, he finally posted a new update.

Two pictures are included.

The first one was filled with various property certificates and passbooks, so many that even his large desk could not hold them all.

The second photo shows his half brown head in the quilt on his bed, facing away from the camera, obviously still asleep.

PS: Well, everything I have, and me, are yours @徐清然.

Netizens who eat melons: … …

Grass.

At this moment, they, who had been eager to watch the fun and eat melons all day, were like a dog that was kicked by someone passing by.

And I have to be forced to eat some dog food!

Commander Shen is also a decisive person.

It looks quiet, but actually it is like a ferocious tiger that does not roar. It usually does not make any noise, but when it attacks, it will do something big.

A few hours later, all the toxic fans who had scolded Xu Qingran, upset him, and said bad things to him in Xu Qingran's live broadcast room yesterday received a lawyer's letter. They had even arranged to go through legal procedures. Shen Tingyu himself made it clear that no one would be spared and there was no room for negotiation.

Those IPs were quickly blocked by various platforms.

The efficiency of this work shocked netizens.

[Who knows, ever since I became a fan of Little Crazy, I have been writing cool stories to set off NPCs. ]

[Mad, I'm so proud, hahahaha! ]

[I unilaterally declare that Xiao Fengzi's partner is the one I like the most! We, the i Fengzi, agree to this marriage on behalf of Xiao Fengzi! ]

Until the afternoon, no one saw Xu Qingran log in to update his status.

Just as the heat was dying down and everyone was sighing that this was really unlike Xu Qingran's high-profile and flamboyant personality, a post that was out of place suddenly appeared on the homepage of the Xingya Forum, which was full of discussions about the love affair between Shen Tingyu and Xu Qingran.

[Title: I heard that General Shen from your Golden Wing Battalion is not good enough]

This is an old post, I don't know who pushed it up.

When I clicked on it, I found that the owner of the latest reply was the verified account of Xu Qingran himself.

[Xu Qingran: I have verified it myself, it works great.]

(End of this chapter)

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