"That's it?" Will couldn't help but ask, his face full of suspicion, probably thinking, for a $10,000 meal, this is all you give me
"Hey, we are brothers. Even if you don't have a fancy meal, you don't have to fool me with pudding bought from the supermarket."
"Anyway, you won't believe anything I say now, so why don't you experience it yourself? Drink the soup first, then eat the steak, and finally the pudding."
Generally speaking, Dio prepared to serve one dish at a time. After all, the "side effects" of the treatment were too frightening, and he had to be watching. Moreover, if the guests ate too many dishes containing "Pearl Jam" at once, causing several symptoms to be treated at the same time, he was really afraid that he would scare the guests to faint.
But Will, that bastard, wanted to take him to see a psychiatrist as soon as he walked in, and since he didn't pay, bah, because they were best friends, he didn't care.
"OK, what kind of soup is this? Why are there so many mushrooms? You know, mushrooms are my least favorite."
Although Will kept muttering to himself, the fresh fragrance that came to his nose still made him hungry, and he took a spoon and tentatively took a sip of the soup.
Delicious!
Very delicious!
Will's eyes suddenly widened, which was very funny.
Without having time to make any comment, Will started to tamper with the soup as if his appetite was whetted. After a while, half of the black chicken and most of the soup were finished.
At this time he couldn't help but hesitate a little, and after thinking about it, he finally reached out to the mushrooms in the soup. In his opinion, since the soup is so delicious and the chicken is so delicious, then the strange-tasting mushrooms should not be too bad. If it still doesn't suit his appetite, the worst that can happen is that he will just drink the soup and not eat the mushrooms.
The next second, the fresh fungus that Will identified as 'mushroom' slid directly into his throat.
Will then went crazy, crying and swallowing the mushrooms in big mouthfuls, mumbling, "This is obviously the thing I hate to eat the most, why can't I stop eating it!"
When the bottom of the pot of soup was clear, he had already cried like a tearful man. And it wasn't just tears, his snot was over a meter long, and strangely enough, it didn't break off, which was truly a wonder.
"OH MY GOD! Paper, give me tissue, this is so disgusting!"
It's really spectacular~
Sure enough, Pearl Jam’s treatment process is daunting enough!
The reason why Will was bursting into tears and having such disgusting snot at the same time was naturally because the reason for his recent mental depression was due to his rhinitis. People who have never suffered from this disease would definitely find it difficult to imagine the pain of a rhinitis patient.
One sneeze will lead to a series of them, and you can't stop unless you sneeze a dozen times. If it's more serious, you will be like Will, whose nose is blocked when he sleeps every day and he can't breathe at all. He can only breathe in through his mouth. How can he sleep well like this
It took a full minute before the tears finally stopped, and more than a meter long yellow snot fell to the ground with a plop, which was very disgusting!
"Oh, Shet! Looks like I have to go see a doctor, even if those vampires take away all the treasures in my wallet."
However, as he was speaking, Will was suddenly stunned. At this moment he felt more refreshed than ever before. It was as if there was a huge rock pressing on his head, but now the rock had disappeared.
Refreshing, comfortable and energetic!
Then he heard Dio say to him: "Hey, brother, calm down. This is what I'm going to explain to you..."
Then, Dio used the same trick he used to fool Jenny to fool Will.
When Will heard that this was the magical effect of oriental diet therapy, he became extremely excited.
"Is this what Aunt He meant by 'A man who never dies will always have a pot of ass'?"
Will shouted "amazing" five times in a row, and then finished his comment with a Chinese idiom that Dior's mother had once taught him.
Dio immediately felt a little amused and helpless, what the hell is this 'a man who is not dead has no behind', why does it seem more and more gay the more he thinks about it!
"By the way, if I want it to be longer, is there any way?"
Dio took a look at his height, then shook his head speechlessly and said, "I guess it's unlikely. Being short is a genetic problem, not a disease."
Unexpectedly, Will immediately shouted, "NONONO! I'm not talking about the height, I'm talking about this!"
As he spoke, he thrust his hips forward in an extremely obscene manner!
"No one would complain if this thing were longer or thicker!"
In response, Dio gave him the middle finger and told him to get lost with a word starting with F!
"Haha, okay, just kidding, but this oriental food therapy is really amazing. I feel like my rhinitis has been cured, my head is no longer dizzy, and I feel extremely refreshed!"
"Now I finally believe that you are serious about pricing it at $10,000. It is indeed worth that price! No, if those truly wealthy people knew about it, even if it was $100,000 or $1 million, those bastards would be willing to pay for it!"
Will's performance was even more excited than Dio, the person involved. What's more important is that Dio only saw happiness, joy and envy in his eyes, but no jealousy or viciousness.
It would be the absolute joke of the century to say that Will, who has been in gangs for so many years, is actually a docile little lamb at heart!
But in the face of huge benefits, he was able to remain unmoved and was simply happy for Dio. This friendship made Dio, who came from another world, feel extra warm.
"Hey, are you sure you want to rap now instead of eating your steak before it gets cold?"
At this moment, Dio truly regarded Will as his own, not just for the sake of the original owner's memory.
Will, who almost forgot that he had yet to enjoy his steak and pudding, immediately gave Dio a thumbs up and began to eat voraciously.
After the first experience, the following treatment process was still very strange and Will was still screaming, but he was actually not that scared anymore.
After finishing the last bite of pudding, this guy actually began to look forward to what changes will happen next. He is really a little submissive.
“This is simply amazing!”
After all the treatments were completed, Will, who had become a brand new man, was now checking his body.
The injuries he had sustained these days were almost healed, and he was in better condition than ever before. Even the long, hideous scar on his back had disappeared, leaving him dazed for a moment.