It's not easy to come to Sakaar, a planet with a strong entertainment atmosphere. I always feel a little bit missed if I don't go around and see the world. Moreover, the flow of time here is different from that in the outside world. If you stay here for a week, maybe only a dozen seconds will pass outside. Although Dio is not very clear about the exact ratio, it is free time after all. No wonder so many people would rather make a living by scavenging here than leave.
So after returning to the Dark Battleship to rest for a night and settling Little Crystal and Xinghai, Dio prepared to go out for a good walk. Of course, Carol, the female Tyrannosaurus who liked to stir up trouble, also chose to go with him for some unknown reason.
In a bar, Dio and Carol were having a drinking contest. The table in front of them was filled with various drinks of all sizes.
Then there was a thud, and both of them simultaneously put the empty 'wine glasses' that were bigger than their heads back on the table.
"If you're good enough, come again?" Carol wiped her mouth and gave her signature provocative look.
"I'm afraid of you!"
We are not ordinary people, so why would we pretend to be able to drink
Without saying a word, Dio picked up glass after glass of wine of various colors from the table and poured them into his stomach, while Carol was not to be outdone. With their physical fitness, it was too difficult to get drunk. No matter how strong the wine was, it would turn into water after circulating in the body. Of course, this was when using energy to cheat.
After finishing most of the drinks on the table, Carol suddenly glanced at Dio and said, "When are you going to cash in your bet?"
With a "puff", the wine in Dio's mouth, which he had not yet swallowed, sprayed all over the floor.
Seeing that she didn't mention this yesterday, I thought that the matter was over. After all, according to the original standards, he won.
But he didn't expect that Carol still remembered it, which caught him off guard.
"What? You can't afford to lose?" Carol continued to drink calmly, but he couldn't hide the smile in the corner of his eyes.
Fortunately, she exploded the "Double Star" without saying anything at that time, and didn't give this guy any chance to steal the chicken, otherwise she would be embarrassed today.
Want to hear me call you daddy
Dream on!
"Here?" Dio looked around. Although this time was not the prime time, there were still many people who came here to get drunk and have fun. Wasn't it a bit too much
"I won't force you. Anyway, I don't expect you to admit defeat."
"Hey, I have a bad temper and I'm trying to provoke someone. Okay, it's just praising people. I'm good at this."
Although it was somewhat shameful, he had already done what he had done. Besides, he had done this kind of thing many times when he was pretending to be a gentleman and fooling those fat sheep on Earth.
Carol nodded slightly, ready to take back all the humiliation she had suffered from him during this period.
You don't dislike me, so I have to hear what kind of praises you can come up with, huh!
"Ahem, let me start then."
After taking a look at Carol, Dio immediately said affectionately: "Carol, you are a perfect person. Do you know what is missing?"
Carol shook her head in confusion, not knowing what he wanted to say, but she was actually a little looking forward to it.
Then her expression froze...
"You only lack outer beauty, otherwise you would be a perfect woman."
"I'll give you one more chance to organize your words well." Carol almost squeezed out these words from between her teeth. She was a little happy to hear that she was perfect, but this sudden turn of events made her so angry. I'm so beautiful, but you've blinded my titanium dog eyes!
Seeing that Carol was about to lose her temper, and considering the scene after the female Tyrannosaurus exploded with the "double stars", Dio was glad that he didn't say that she was perfect. Not only did she lack outer beauty, she also lacked inner beauty!
"Well, you have a really nice personality, gentle and thoughtful."
"Are you mocking me?"
"You're really good at fighting. Any man who sees you would probably fall at your feet."
"Are you sure that's a compliment?"
Seeing the familiar light on Carol's body and her hair floating up against gravity, Dio first condemned himself in his heart, then pinched his nose and said, "You have a great figure, big and curvy."
Although this was a very rude remark, Carol might have punched him under normal circumstances. However, after hearing his previous words which were apparently compliments but were actually sarcasm towards her, she suddenly felt a little happy.
That feeling is probably like expecting a dog to spit out ivory, but finding that its mouth is full of the smell of shit. In the end, even though you didn't get the ivory, you heard human words.
When a person's expectations are lowered to the lowest level, even a slight improvement will make people feel happy. Otherwise, why do they say that a bootlicker cannot get a house!
"Do you need to tell me? What else?"
Carol subconsciously straightened her back, but because of her battle suit, the shape was fixed, so it made no difference whether she straightened her back or not.
"Uh, your hair is in great condition, what shampoo do you usually use to maintain it?"
Carol shook her long hair, which had not been cut short at this time, and said, "It's natural. Go on."
"there is none left."
Carol: “…”
Dior: “…”
The two of them stood there with their eyes wide open, and those few seconds felt like a century.
Finally, when Carol came back to his senses from the shock, his face turned from white to red, and then from red to purple. Finally, he gritted his teeth and said with a dark face: "Did you do this on purpose?"
Dior praised her character, her strength, her figure, and even her hair... but he didn't mention her beauty. This bastard must be looking for death!
For Carol at this moment, he didn't hear any praise he wanted to hear, but instead got a bunch of chicken feathers on the ground, which made him feel heartbroken.
What was even more infuriating was that Dio was even more surprised than she was. "Still not satisfied? That's a bit too much!"
Damn it, who is going too far
Just when Carol was about to explode, a figure suddenly walked over and sat down, and a huge barrel of wine smashed directly onto the table.
"Hey, handsome, would you consider getting a female companion? Buy me a few drinks and I'll be yours tonight."
Dio looked her over carefully from head to toe, and the visitor did not mind, but licked her lips to show that she was thirsty.
As for what kind of thirst it is, Dio needs to judge it himself.
After seeing this scene, Carol's face turned cold instantly. A bastard who despised her in every way was flirting with another woman who was obviously inferior to her. Is there anything more annoying than this
Yes, in Carol's eyes, this woman was just average looking, far inferior to himself.