Under the silent gaze of the two big guys, Peter Parker, who was full of energy and making dozens of gunmen run around, suddenly felt a stomach cramp.
Did you eat something bad
But today, apart from drinking a glass of milk in the morning, I just ate an omelet.
Could it be that the food made by the greasy fat uncle is unhygienic or that he used expired flour
I must give some good suggestions next time!
"Hey! Can we take a break for a while? My stomach hurts a little, maybe I ate something bad. Is there a bathroom nearby?"
Seeing this weird guy who suddenly appeared to steal things and made a weird posture with one hand covering his stomach and the other hand covering his butt, and saying some incomprehensible words, everyone thought that this guy was laughing at them!
"Kill him for me! You don't have to give up the things, but this masked Spider-Man must die!"
The boss got furious and fired a barrage of bullets, but Spider-Man dodged them in an extremely awkward posture.
"It's Spider-Man, not Spider-Man! I say, can't you guys wait for me to go to the bathroom and then come back to fight you?"
The little spider, hiding behind a concrete pillar and suppressed by the enemy's firepower, couldn't raise his head and had to discuss loudly.
Because if he can't find a toilet, he might poop in his pants.
The little spider was trying to suppress the gurgling urge to defecate with tears in his eyes. He should not have taken advantage of the greasy fat uncle. It turns out that there is no good thing for free, and it must have been expired before he gave it to me!
Just when he was struggling with the choice of whether to let himself go and deal with these bad guys first, or just run away and deal with it next time.
Suddenly, there were noises coming from the front that were much more frequent than before, as well as screams.
The little spider couldn't help but stick his head out to quietly look at the situation, and then his eyes suddenly widened!
"It's Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark!"
Those bad guys, whom he had been unable to take down for a while, were completely reduced to lambs in front of the powerful firepower of Tony's iron armor.
The powerful defensive capability means Tony doesn't need to waste time dodging when facing a hail of bullets, and the powerful firepower system allows him to easily blast the enemy into pieces. If he wasn't afraid of scaring the children, he would only activate the electric shock weapons, otherwise these scum would have been chopped into pieces long ago.
It took less than a minute in total to finish the job!
"That guy over there... put down your weapon and come out."
Seeing that the foreplay was over, Tony immediately aimed his palm cannon at the concrete pillar where Spider-Man was hiding, and then prepared to start acting smart!
"I don't have a weapon! I mean, I'm not in the same group as them!"
The little spider was so excited that he suppressed the heat in his abdomen and walked out immediately. Perhaps because he was afraid of causing misunderstanding, he raised his hands high.
"I know you, the Spider-Man who's been fighting crime in Queens, New York lately, right?"
Tony's words made Spider-Man so excited that he almost fainted!
"You know me? I mean I never thought a big shot like you would pay attention to these little things!"
"There is no such thing as small kindness. Even big shots need to eat and sleep, don't they?" Tony said as he had memorized in advance, then walked out of the iron armor meaningfully.
But his expression changed the next second!
puff...
"Sorry, Mr. Stark! I have to go to the bathroom first. Can you please wait for me here for a while? Just a moment..."
After accidentally deflated, Spider-Man couldn't bear it any longer. He ran outside while maintaining extremely strange movements, but he didn't want to give up the opportunity to get close to his idol.
Tony nodded with the effort of maintaining a superior demeanor, but in reality he was holding his breath.
After the little spider left, he immediately hid back in the iron armor as quickly as possible, and then breathed in the filtered fresh air!
"Hahaha! I recorded that scene just now. It was so perfect!"
At this moment, Dio's laughter came from the communicator.
That scene just now was so hilarious!
Tony's face turned red after failing to act smart. Finally, he snorted coldly and chose to ignore him, and instead contacted Happy.
"Happy! Tell me, what drug did you give me?"
"Uh, I just put a little laxative in it... Didn't you order me to make sure that little spider couldn't use its full strength so that you could make a stunning debut? It was all done according to your request."
"A little bit?"
"... OK, it was a small bottle, but it was a mistake, my hand was shaking, that's all..."
"Damn you Happy!"
After hanging up the phone angrily, Tony felt like he was going to die of anger!
No wonder that fart was so powerful. Anyone who takes so many laxatives will have to kneel down!
If Spider-Man's body hadn't mutated, Tony would probably have to send him to the hospital right now!
Dio, who was eating ice cream in the Quinjet and watching the show, was laughing so hard that tears were about to come out.
Happy, you're a fucking genius!
After a long time, Tony, who was waiting until he was delusional and began to doubt his life, finally waited for Spider-Man to come back.
At this moment, Spider-Man's subtext is: "If I ever wear a onesie again in my life, I'm going to jump off the building!"
"Mr. Stark, you're actually still waiting here for me!? I admire you so much, can you give me an autograph?"
The first sentence that Spider-Man said when he came back almost killed the whole thing.
Tony, who had just walked out of the Iron Man armor, wanted to shake his hand, but for some reason, he kept a certain distance from him and said politely, "Autograph? Of course, no problem."
"Great! Uh... I didn't bring paper and pen with me when I went out. Mr. Stark, did you bring them?"
The little spider, who had been rummaging through his body, suddenly looked at Tony awkwardly and said.
Tony took a deep breath and told himself to smile and not get angry, he was just a kid.
"Unfortunately, I didn't bring it either, but you can keep this opportunity. The next time you see me, I think I'll give you an autograph."
"Thank you, Mr. Stark, you are such a nice man."
"You're welcome, so can I ask you a question?"
"Of course, it would be my pleasure."
"Um, can I ask where you are doing this?"
"Because I was in a hurry, I hid in the bushes at the back..." the little spider said shyly.
"So how do you..." Tony asked, rubbing his butt with one hand...
"Oh, I suddenly remembered that there is a group of bad guys waiting for me to deal with. I have to hurry over now! It's really nice to meet you today, Mr. Stark!"
The little spider, who had changed his clothes unknowingly and was left with only the spider mask, fled in panic under Tony's soul-searching questioning.