Thor had a dream. In the dream, he was lying on a warm and soft big bed to rest. His mother was sitting beside him and looking at him lovingly, as if everything had returned to his childhood.
But suddenly, the mother who was looking at him lovingly turned into his cruel and bloodthirsty sister, the goddess of death Hela. Hela sneered at him, and the soft and warm bed instantly turned into a giant python!
No matter how he struggled in panic, he could only watch the giant python wrapping him tightly inside, circle after circle... until he felt every bone in his body creaking and groaning, and he was becoming increasingly breathless, and then the huge snake head suddenly bit towards him!
"ah!"
Thor suddenly woke up and broke out in a cold sweat!
After confirming that he was just dreaming, he subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
But he suddenly found that all the bones in his body were really creaking, and he really began to have difficulty breathing.
what happened
Thor finally turned around and glanced to the side, and was horrified to find that besides him, there was another huge green figure sleeping soundly on the bed!
And he didn't know what this huge green figure was dreaming about. At this moment, a thick thigh was pressing on him, and at the same time, two huge arms thicker than his waist were holding him tightly in their arms.
If it were an ordinary person, he would not be able to sleep all night, and would probably be strangled to death in just a few seconds with all his bones broken!
"Hulk! Hulk!"
Thor, with his face flushed and nowhere to escape, shouted Hulk's name with difficulty, hoping to wake him up.
Otherwise, if he continues like this, he might really be strangled to death by Hulk.
But Hulk was sleeping soundly. When he was awakened just now, he couldn't wake up. Now this sound was no different from the buzzing of a mosquito.
Thor felt like he was going crazy!
He didn't want to anger Hulk, but there was nothing he could do now. The worst that could happen was another fight!
So he gathered the power of thunder on his right foot and kicked it up!
"Roar!!!"
The sleeping Hulk was awakened instantly! No, it should be said that he was awakened by the pain from the heavy blow!
After waking up, Hulk started to run wild, and the specially built sturdy bed was the first to suffer, and it collapsed with just two punches.
Thor chose the right time, rolled over to avoid the Hulk, and then hid behind a pillar waiting for Hulk to calm down.
No one can stop Hulk when he is enraged, and no one dares to stop him!
What's more, this is neither the Earth nor Asgard. If they want to destroy it, just do it. He doesn't have to pay for compensation anyway.
So the rampaging Hulk, with red eyes, smashed everything in the room that could and could not be smashed!
Only after the pain subsided and he had almost vented his anger did Hulk gradually stop and sit on the collapsed bed, panting.
Seeing that Hulk gradually calmed down and stopped going berserk, Thor, who couldn't have been hiding behind the pillar all the time, quietly showed his head, gave Hulk a silly smile, and said, "Hi! Good morning, we... are all right now."
"Hulk!"
"Wait! Wait! Wait! You almost strangled me just now, and I couldn't wake you up, so I chose a more violent method. Believe me, I won't hurt you again."
Seeing Hulk standing up suddenly and his eyes becoming bloodshot again, Thor hurried out and stretched out his hand to explain.
However, the Hulk standing up face to face had to be mosaiced, so Thor felt that it was a bit hot to the eyes and said bluntly: "You are a bit too exposed now, you can see everything at a glance, put on your pants and let's have a good talk, okay?"
Thor turned his head to the side. He felt that this scene would never go away. It was simply a nightmare!
But Hulk just breathed heavily, glared at Thor fiercely, then tore off the bed sheet and wrapped it around his waist.
Thank God!
"Hey, big guy, listen. We need to get out of here together. This place is terrible. You'll definitely like Asgard. It's magnificent, golden, and shining."
"Thor, go. Hulk, stay."
Hulk snorted unhappily and turned his head.
"No, no, no, my people are waiting for me to return, to Asgard, we must stop Ragnarok."
"Ragnarok?" Hulk grabbed a fruit that looked like a squash from the side, took a bite and said.
"It's the prophesied doomsday, the end of the world, eternal damnation, my home will be completely destroyed!" Thor explained as best he could.
But at this time Hulk yawned loudly, obviously not interested in Ragnarok, which he said could destroy Asgard.
Thor had no choice but to propose a deal that he thought Hulk might agree to.
"If you help me get back to Asgard, I'll help you get back to Earth, how about that?"
"The Earth hates Hulk, and Hulk will not go back." However, Hulk is not stupid at all and directly rejected Thor's proposal.
Indeed, he is a national idol on the planet Saka, everyone likes him and admires him!
But what happens after returning to Earth
Everyone is afraid of him, terrified of him, hostile to him, and targeting him!
In this situation, even a fool would know what to choose!
So Thor got anxious, "How could that be! Earth loves Hulk, everyone loves Hulk! And you are a member of the Avengers, our comrade-in-arms, friends should help each other, right!"
Thor was almost moved by what he said, but Hulk's IQ was off the charts, and he said bluntly: "You are Banner's friend, not Hulk's friend."
Thor was choked for a moment, but he reacted immediately and started to babble: "I'm not Banner's friend. I like Hulk more than Banner! I don't like that weakling at all. You know, he's a mathematician? Or something... I hate the kind of thing that makes people dizzy at the first sight!"
However, no matter what Thor said, Hulk would not be fooled. The sentence "Thor goes, Hulk stays" left him helpless.
So for some reason, the two of them started cursing at each other.
"You big, green, stupid idiot!"
"Thor, you're a weakling."
"Ha, don't forget, I won that game, not you!"
"Hulk gives in to Thor. Thor, a weakling."
"You let me? Haha, that's hilarious!"