“Mm, it tastes good.”
After the food came up, Dio tasted the "Black Widow Venom" first. Don't be fooled by its scary black appearance, but you will know once you drink it that it is just blueberry juice mixed with Fatty's Happy Water, which is very sweet.
However, the love for sweets in Europe and the United States is unparalleled. Many greasy sweet things are considered "average" sweet to them, so this taste is very American.
Moreover, after experiencing this catastrophe, the survivors also need the "happiness" and "satisfaction" brought by sweetness to numb themselves. In addition, the calorie content of desserts is high and can provide more calories, which also leads to the fact that the sales volume of desserts is the highest among all foods now.
To be honest, Dior's taste has never been very European and American, but it's OK for him to have a standard American meal occasionally.
Just as Dio was about to have a piece of the green pizza in front of him with a Hulk smiley face drawn on it with mustard, Natasha looked at him and suddenly burst out laughing. She laughed so hard that she fell backwards and laughed so hard that Dio felt a little... dizzy.
"What's wrong?"
Dio held a piece of pizza to his mouth with a confused look on his face, looking at her in confusion.
Natasha pointed to her beautiful red lips, then thought for a moment, took out a small makeup mirror from somewhere and handed it to him.
When Dio took it, he subconsciously said, "Oh my god, this world has become so crazy. The famous Black Widow actually carries a box of makeup mirrors instead of a gun when she goes out?"
Natasha rolled her eyes at him and decisively counterattacked: "You're almost dead, and you still have the mood to care about what I bring out? Be careful next time. There is no antidote for the Black Widow's poison."
What a mess
Dior opened the makeup mirror and pointed it at his face. It was fine. He was still breathtakingly handsome. There was nothing wrong with him.
Then he looked up and saw Natasha trying to hold back her laughter, and suddenly remembered that she seemed to have pointed to her mouth just now.
Could it be...
As soon as Dio opened his mouth, the originally leisurely expression on his face immediately froze.
"Dr. Banner, I think I need an explanation! Can your drinks change color?"
Dio called the busy Banner very depressedly, pointed to his teeth that had been completely dyed black in his mouth, and asked helplessly.
In fact, it wasn't just his teeth. After he took another sip out of disbelief, even his lips were dyed black and purple, as if he had been poisoned by some strange poison. Natasha almost laughed herself crazy.
When Banner saw his expression, he didn't answer his question directly. Instead, he slapped his thigh and laughed. The sound was so loud that people on the next street could probably hear it. For a moment, everyone in and outside the store kept looking at him.
Dior took out a tissue without saying a word and wiped his lips, but the "pigment" was quite powerful and it couldn't be wiped cleanly.
Banner finally laughed enough, and patted Dio's shoulder breathlessly and said, "We added a soluble 'devil's candy' to this cup of Black Widow poison. After the guests drink it, the color will stay in the mouth and it is difficult to clean. But don't worry, you can wipe it off by squeezing a little lemon juice when you go back, or you can consider having another cup of 'Thor's Envy'."
"Thanks, but no thanks. I will file a complaint against you."
Dio decisively rejected Banner's suggestion because he could imagine how sour the drink 'Thor's Jealousy' would taste, so he decided to give it up.
"Really? Don't you want to try a cup? I think you'll love it." Banner seemed to be very sorry for not being able to sell the new product.
Dio didn't bother to pay attention to him, he just gave him a middle finger and understood what he meant.
Just then another table became vacant, so Banner didn't stay and chat any longer, but went to work.
If this scene happened before the catastrophe, it would probably destroy the entire worldview of anyone who saw it.
No, in fact, even now, Dio finds it difficult to adapt to everything in front of him.
Stan Lee, this is so un-Marvel!
Next, Dio tasted two more dishes: 'Incredible Hulk Mustard Pizza' and 'Thor's Weak Wings'.
As expected, the former bit straight to the head, and even people with Dio's physique couldn't help but blink their eyes to relieve this irresistible force.
If most people eat it, they will probably cry out loud because it's so delicious, and no one can stop them!
A lethal amount of mustard paired with chili peppers is enough to make the person who eats it ascend to heaven instantly. It is worthy of the name "The Invincible Hulk"!
Anyone who can finish it is a superhero!
The latter is a bit funny. In the middle of the plate is a beautiful figure of Thor, but his two arms have been removed and replaced with two fried chicken wings.
This dish is not surprising in taste, nor is it as fun as "Black Widow's Venom". Its real meaning is probably that Hulk pays tribute to his "good friend" Thor after merging with Banner.
No, I can’t continue!
You're in Blackthorne!
Dio sat there gnawing on chicken wings, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Although this kind of fried food usually tastes similar, with such a name and such a presentation, Dio actually felt that he was eating with gusto and was quite happy. This shows a good control over the customer's psychology!
Looking at Natasha again, most of Steve's classic round star shield had been eaten, and judging from her expression, it seemed to taste good too.
But the last two are just too weird!
'Fried Iron Man' is actually cookies that are shaped in a mold and then fried in oil.
However, Banner and Vision, these two crazy guys, somehow persuaded Tony and he actually got the free authorization for all Mark 1 to Mark 50, and even scaled them down to make the most exquisite molds, which could even be painted!
Dior observed during this period that almost every child must order this thing, and many children are reluctant to eat it after ordering it, and pack it up and take it home to keep as a toy. It is estimated that when they get hungry after playing, they will eat Iron Man in one bite...
WDNMD!
Watching Natasha bite off Iron Man's head in one bite, or picking up Iron Man, breaking off his arms and thighs and throwing them into her mouth with a crunching sound, Dio felt sick all over.
Not to mention the 'Asgard Explosion', Dio once suspected that Thor was fooled by these two people.
All in all, this meal was definitely the most "thrilling" meal Dio had ever eaten in his life. Maybe next time he comes, he can order the "Avengers Family Bucket" to try