"Xiaofang isn't going back today?"
Riding the pig to the halfway point on the mountain, Shen Tang felt uncomfortable being exposed to the direct sun. He turned around steadily on the pig's back, changing from riding the pig from the front to riding backwards. His eyes swept over Zhai Le, who suddenly found a topic to chat with him. She crossed her legs while teasing him.
"I thought your cousin would have put you on curfew."
Zhai Le was both amused and puzzled.
"Access control? Why is there access control?"
Qi Shan heard the noise and turned his head to look. As expected, he saw Shen Tang sitting in a strange position—riding the pig backwards with legs crossed. He was not afraid that the black-faced man would suddenly jump up and down. He reminded him in a low voice: "What kind of sitting position are you in? Youli, sit still!"
Shen Tang looked up at him, smiling and asking for praise.
"I've been sitting pretty well. Hehe, isn't that great?"
Even she herself was amazed at her own balance ability.
Qishan: “…”
Shen Tang made Qi Shan speechless with just a few words. With a look of "great victory" on his face, he continued to chat with Zhai Le: "Of course it's because you are young."
Which brother would be at ease with his younger brother spending the night outside, especially in a bandit's den deep in the mountains, where there is no one to do anything, no chickens to lay eggs, and there are packs of wild wolves lying on the top of the mountain to accompany him to sleep in the middle of the night. If it were Shen Tang, she would definitely be at ease.
Zhai Le was speechless, and Qi Shan burst out laughing.
It is really funny to see a little kid of about eleven or twelve saying "You are still young" to a teenager who is already a child in a mature tone.
Zhai Le pursed his lips: "Brother Shen, I'm not a kid anymore."
"You said you're not small?"
But no matter how you look at it, he's still a high school student.
Zhai Le patted his chest and said, "Of course they are not small. My classmates who are about the same age as me already have one or two children."
In Zhai Le's heart, he is already a man.
What access control does a man need
He is such a grown man, and is a seventh-rank official. He will not die even if he is thrown into the battlefield. There is really nothing in Xiaocheng that can threaten his life, so his cousin naturally won't interfere.
Rather than worrying about him, it’s better to worry about his enemies having no one to collect their bodies.
Shen Tang: “…”
Students in the second and third year of high school...
The father of one or two children
She could not equate the two identities.
In fact, most warriors grow faster than their peers. Zhai Le looks almost the same age as he actually is, thanks to his youthful face. If his family hadn't been very cautious and picky about his marriage, he would probably have been single.
Speaking of this topic, Zhai Le became curious.
What kind of woman would be suitable for a wonderful man like Brother Shen
"Hey, what kind of woman does Brother Shen like?"
Shen Tang: "... Why do you like my wife???"
Can't she like a guy
Zhai Le laughed and said, "Of course it's so that you have more people to play with. That's great! That's what my father and mother said. It's a pity that the girls they picked were too gentle and quiet. I felt that I couldn't play with them. Alas, I wanted to ask them to help me find a good fighter, but I was too embarrassed to say it..."
Qishan: “…”
Li Li: “…”
Shen Tang: "... Find someone who can fight and play with you?"
My goodness, is it okay to have fights every day
"Yes, yes, but such a lady is too hard to find. I like archery, hunting and martial arts, while my future wife likes to talk about poetry, Taoism, painting eyebrows and needlework. We can't get along well." Zhai Le put on the posture of an experienced person and said, "It is important to get along well."
"… Although I feel sorry for her, a woman doesn't have the heart for literature and courage for martial arts. Even if she has the best martial arts, she can't withstand a single blow from you, right?"
Before you know it, you've made it to the headlines.
Upon hearing this, the curve of Zhai Le's mouth gradually disappeared, and he said regretfully: "Yes, why can't women have both literary and martial courage?"
It seemed like he was asking himself and also like he was asking Shen Tang.
Li Li's eyelids trembled, and a ripple finally appeared in his calm eyes. This question is not only puzzled by Zhai Le, but also probably the unwilling question of many women in the world in their dreams at midnight - why can't women have literary heart and martial courage
If there is—
Maybe I wouldn’t have been so helpless back then.
The domineering, promiscuous and venomous spider in the eyes of outsiders had a completely different face in his memory.
The scene that impressed him most was that she hugged him, asking in grief and reluctance why women could not do the same.
If she has literary talent, who can control her
Brother, I just want to keep a concubine that I like.
What do you like? A slave? Shame on you!
It's not like I'm a husband, so what's there to be ashamed of
It's shameful for you to have a relationship with him! He's not even as good as the servant who cleans the toilet in the backyard. What do you care about him? He's tall, good at sex, and has a decent appearance? That's all. I'll help you get to know a few more people in Sibao County later...
Brother!
In the past, when you cried and made a fuss, your brother would always respond to you, but this person is really not okay. You can keep him for fun, but you can't take him seriously! Look at the flowers and plants outside, let them know that they are not as good as this thing? No means no!
As a party involved, Li Li had no right to interrupt, but he knew very well the final outcome of the struggle between the brother and sister.
It goes without saying that the widow living in her brother's house had no right to say "no" to her brother who gave her privileges.
Especially since her brother gave her an ultimatum—
If there was Lili, there would be no brother like him.
The only thing Li Li could do was to ask to leave.
Just like the picture in the painting - he tended to a pot of rare and top-quality peonies. In the painting, he seemed to take good care of the flowers, but everyone knew that once they left the soil and the pot, the wind and rain outside would make them wither completely.
Li Li was immersed in his own world. He could vaguely hear Shen Tang's voice. She said, "I think... It's possible that the reason why women can't have literary and martial talents has nothing to do with the female body, but has something to do with who holds the national seal. How did the first batch of literary and martial talents come into being? The monarch held the national seal, and the ministers were given literary and martial talents according to their merits, and they were forced to condense it..."
This was the first time Zhai Le had heard this argument, and he found it fresh, but he quickly found a loophole. He said, "It's not that women can't sense the energy of heaven and earth. In fact, they can feel it, but they can't keep it in their bodies, let alone open up the Dan Mansion..."
This is the key reason why we cannot gather both literary and military courage.
If it can be retained, it will surely be able to condense.
Therefore, it is generally believed to be a problem of women's body.
Shen Tang: “…”
She had something to say but she didn't know whether she should say it or not.
The one in front of you is a woman!
It's a pity she can't say it.
Shen Tang was also curious, why did he have literary talent
Could it be that the time travel master saw that she was too likely to die in the beginning of hell, so he forced her to cheat? She always felt that it couldn't be that simple, and there must be some inside story that she didn't know.
At this time, Qi Shan joined the group chat: "Mr. Shen's guess is not unreasonable. When I was traveling abroad, I also heard people put forward similar views. He said that in order to confirm this guess, all we need is a female ruler in a certain country, a female official in the court, and finally a combination of literary and military luck to see if we can condense a literary mind and a military courage... However, this is obviously impossible."