Shen Tang: “…”
She really didn't want to answer questions about her drinking capacity.
Can she say she can't do it
cannot!
This involves dignity and principles!
She said stubbornly: "I said I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, do you believe me?"
The words "You're dreaming" were clearly written in Qishan's eyes.
"Qi Yuanliang, you can't pin your hopes on this."
Chu Yao understood Qi Shan’s plan as soon as he heard it. Shen Tang was indeed a completely different person after being drunk, and was more lethal than when sober. However, some problems cannot be ignored because of this - Wu Lang’s drunken state was strange and might not be controllable. The most important thing was that Wu Lang was a scholar!
We cannot ignore this point just because we are too good at fighting.
Strategy is what scholars of letters pursue.
What a joke it is to charge directly into the front line!
This made Chu Yao a little unhappy, but Shen Tang reacted faster than him: "Ah, I know you don't believe it, how about testing your alcohol tolerance?"
She thought Qishan would give her a way out.
Who knows—
Qishan said: "Well, give it a try."
Shen Tang: “…”
Soon she felt what "humiliation" meant!
"Qi Yuanliang, what do you mean???" She almost slammed the table and pointed at the pair of wooden chopsticks he took out, with the words "Do you look down on me?" written all over her face.
Why such accusation
Because Qishan used the pair of wooden chopsticks to dip some wine.
Is this meant to feed mosquitoes
Qishan said: "Step by step."
Shen Tang: "... You are so cruel! Okay, wait!"
She snatched the pair of wooden chopsticks with a gloomy face. Chu Yao stretched out his hand to try to stop her, but Shen Tang had already opened his mouth, grasped the tip of the chopsticks, sucked on it, and slammed the chopsticks on the table with a bang.
Chu Yao scolded Qi Shan in a low voice: "You're going too far!"
Can one's alcohol tolerance be this bad
At least one cup is enough, right
The next moment, his own Wu Lang ruined his show.
There was almost no sign. Before Shen Tang could even close his eyes, his upper body leaned forward and his head hit the table.
Fortunately, Qi Shan was quick-witted and reached out to help block it, so her forehead did not come into close contact with the table.
Chu Yao was stunned.
(⊙_⊙)
"This, this... Goro, this is..."
How much alcohol can a pair of wooden chopsticks dipped in wine drink
Qi Shan twitched his lips speechlessly, holding his forehead with his hand, unable to bear looking at it: "Obviously, he's drunk. How can he be drunk like this..."
Is this the normal amount of alcohol a normal person can drink
There is no need to proceed step by step, the starting point is the end point.
"Goro? Goro? Goro? Wake up!"
Chu Yao gently pushed Shen Tang's shoulder, and the latter sat up with his fingers supporting his forehead. He changed his sitting posture from kneeling to sitting cross-legged, supporting his knee with one hand, and his fair cheeks seemed to be covered with a light blush.
If you look closely at this face, it is indeed a typical female face.
"What's wrong?" Shen Tang looked towards him.
“Is this three fingers or four fingers?”
Chu Yao raised his index and middle fingers towards Shen Tang.
Shen Tang paused, looking at the two fingers in a strange state of contemplation, restraining the twitching of his eyebrows: "This..."
There was no answer for several breaths.
Chu Yao: “…”
Wu Lang’s alcohol tolerance is really poor!
I can't count on two fingers.
Qishan asked: "Is Youli drunk?"
Shen Tang held his chin with his hand, still pretending to be stubborn.
"No, I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk!"
His straightforward and decisive answer does not sound like a drunkard.
but-
Qi Shan sneered and showed his "trump card": "Have you returned the treasures that Banbu 'stole'?"
Shen Tang: “…”
He was hit in the vital spot at once.
She pursed her lips, with a hint of grievance and anger between her brows, and gritted her teeth: "Not yet, but it will happen sooner or later!"
Chu Yao and the other person looked at each other.
Qishan put on an expression of solidarity.
"Shan has received a message these days saying that a force wants to steal the 'treasure' in Banbu's hands. Can Young Master Shen fight?"
“Fight, fight, fight! Why can’t we fight!” Shen Tang’s eyes widened upon hearing this, and he immediately became furious. He paced back and forth in the house like an extremely violent beast, his footsteps so heavy that he seemed to want to crush his enemies to death. “Anyone who wants to steal my things, bastard!”
After a while, he suddenly shouted loudly: "His ancestors, their whole family is tired of living! I will scatter their ashes, not a single one will be left!"
Chu Yao looked at Qi Shan questioningly.
What was the treasure that was stolen from Wulang
Qishan's only response was to shrug and roll his eyes.
How did he know? It was just a test, and isn't it ridiculous to discuss logic and reality with a drunk
From the current perspective, Goro’s drunkenness is not completely “out of control”.
A blessing in disguise.
Maybe she didn't drink much, for she woke up in a quarter of an hour. Her head was dizzy and her chest seemed to be blocked. She could hardly breathe, and it felt like she was mad at someone.
She rubbed her stuffy chest, looked up at Qi Shan and Chu Yao, who had subtle expressions, and could no longer be stubborn: "Am I drunk again?"
Qishan nodded.
Shen Tang looked around. It was still the same small room, with the simple wooden furniture still intact in the distance. It was exactly the same as it was before she blacked out. It seemed that she was not drunk and her drinking behavior was still okay.
Chu Yao patted her shoulder and said earnestly: "In the future, if it is not necessary, it is best for Wulang not to drink at all."
Shen Tang: “…”
Qi Shan added another blow, and the truth he told was tantamount to a public execution: "You can get drunk just by sucking on chopsticks, and Mr. Shen calls this 'not getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups'? But when you are drunk, you have your own logic, and this time the tax bank kinetic energy will come in handy."
I am not afraid of a drunkard getting drunk, I am afraid of a drunkard being unable to communicate.
Shen Tang: “…”
Poor alcohol tolerance...
This is definitely this body’s fault!
She vaguely remembered that she had a very good alcohol tolerance. Before she traveled through time, she had a drinking contest with a very familiar person and had a barbecue. He finished a whole bottle of beer in one breath without taking a breath. After the contest, he was still able to stay slightly drunk and finish his drawings... However, it was not easy to explain these things to the two of them.
Shen Tang opened her mouth helplessly, swallowed the words back, and accepted the loss in silence - alcohol tolerance can be trained, and one day she will prove with facts that she really can "drink a thousand cups without getting drunk"!
As the date approached, the atmosphere in the village became a little strange.
Chu Yao taught the little fat boy two days of homework, and then sent him and Lin Feng to Xiaocheng together - he had to prepare for the worst in everything, because if he failed, it would be too dangerous for the two children to stay in the mountains.
Lin Feng was smart and vaguely realized something.
Before being sent away, he grabbed Shen Tang's sleeve and refused to let go.
Shen Tang had to repeatedly assure her that everything was fine and that he would definitely pick her up at the agreed time. Lin Feng hesitated for a while before reluctantly releasing his fingers.
Her eyes were slightly red, and she suppressed her anxiety and cried: "My husband and teacher must come... as soon as possible..."
Chu Yao nodded and looked at the little fat boy.
"Arong."
Little Fatty: "Teacher."
Chu Yao patted his head and solemnly entrusted him: "Remember to take good care of your junior sister during the few days when I am away, understand?"
The little fat boy almost patted his chest and agreed: "Teacher, don't worry and go back to work. I will take good care of my junior sister."
He would never bully Junior Sister Lin Feng.
This junior sister was younger than him and weaker than him, but smarter, had read more books, and had beautiful handwriting. He wanted to learn from her and surprise the teacher in a couple of days.
Chu Yao forced a faint smile: "That's great."
This is all Wulang’s family assets are.
Money is secondary, what is important are these people.
Gong Shuwu also found an excuse to temporarily hand over the nearly 100 people in training to Li Li for care, in order to maintain the daily training plan.
Half of these people were born as bandits, and the other half were bought. If anything goes wrong with the tax-bank plan, there is no doubt that they will be the first to suffer!
Gong Shuwu then secretly instructed Li Li and told him—
Anyone who makes unusual moves will be punished by being killed to scare the monkeys when necessary!
Li Li didn't know what Shen Tang and his companions were doing, but his intuition told him that something unusual was going on. He frowned and asked Gong Shuwu for confirmation.
"Can I kill you?"
Gong Shu Wudao: "Yes!"
Li Li asked: "What if half of the people have unusual movements..."
Gong Shuwu said firmly: "Then kill half of them."
Li Li asked again: "If it is all..."
Gong Shuwu: "You can kill them all if you have the ability."
Li Li didn't show it on his face, but he took a deep breath in his heart.
He realized that the situation might be more serious than he thought, and couldn't help but look at Shen Tang, trying to find the answer - something must have happened!
If not, why would such an order be issued
Shen Tang hesitated and said, "Kill them all? That might be difficult."
After all, two fists are no match for four hands, and Li Li has no courage to fight.
Gong Shuwu thought so too and was about to change his words. If the situation was not good, Li Li could act according to the circumstances and give priority to saving himself.
Then Shen Tang said, "If you find that everyone has the tendency to rebel, don't make it public. There is a box of strychnine in my room."
If you can't defeat the opponent with force, then use your wits.
Gong Shuwu: “…”
Li Li: “…”
After a while, he couldn't help but lower his head and smiled, and asked Shen Tang: "How can you be sure that I am not one of them?"
He didn't know what these people were going to do, but just listening to the arrangements they made - it didn't seem like they were just going out for a short time. Instead, it seemed like they were going to do something extremely dangerous and life-threatening. If they were not careful, they would never come back.
Why do you believe that he will not "rebel"
Li Li was puzzled.
Shen Tang asked him back: "Aren't you loyal to me?"
Li Li was choked by her question.
This was his plan, a last fight for his future - even if he was in a quagmire, he wanted to fight for the bright moon. He didn't expect to pick the moon, but just wanted to get a little closer.
But, people’s hearts are hidden.
This Shen Lang was too credulous. But Shen Tang didn't think so. She said very naturally: "Even if you really become one of them, it doesn't matter. I will clean up the mess when you come back. If you are confident that you can escape, you can try. That's all I have to say."
Although she was smiling, her eyes were clearly warning Li Li - you only have one life, so take care of yourself and don't act carelessly.
Li Li subconsciously avoided Shen Tang's gaze, as if this would alleviate the invisible might: "Why don't you take us with you?"
After all, we have been practicing for a while, so it may come in handy, right
Gong Shuwu: "There's no need to bring him along. He's too weak to follow my instructions perfectly. He'll only hold me back..."
His personal followers who were like-minded with him had long been disbanded, and now he was not used to these misfits who were just making up the numbers.
Shen Tang nodded in agreement on the side.
The opponent is the elite garrison troops of Sibao County.
What are these people doing up there
Giving heads and warmth to the enemy
Li Li: “…”
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