Kang Shi didn't know how to respond for a moment.
He asked in confusion: "What's the sack for?"
Or ask Qishan what color sack he likes
Three big question marks seemed to pop up in his head.
Shen Tang was choked by the question.
I don't know how to explain this, is it a meme
Seeing Kang Shi asking for advice seriously, Shen Tang suddenly became serious and started to make up stories with his eyes open.
"This proverb comes from my hometown. It means that when you see someone or something and think he/she is very cute, you want to take him/her home, so you ask him/her what color sack he/she likes. You take him/her home in the sack he/she likes to express your love for him/her."
When Kang Shi heard this, his expression showed some disapproval.
"Taking something without asking is considered stealing!"
Shen Tang: “…”
Kang Shi continued, "Taking dead things with a sack is considered stealing; tying up a living person with a sack is considered kidnapping. Kidnapping and selling people, illegal imprisonment... How can such a hateful and evil act be considered an expression of love? It is really absurd!"
The key to the question also lies in the fact that the person being asked is Qishan.
He said he couldn't understand and was shocked.
Facing Kang Shi's distressed look, Shen Tang awkwardly changed his words: "Ah, this... actually has another meaning..."
Kang Shi used his eyes to ask what the second meaning was.
Shen Tang's mind raced and he blurted out the answer.
"The second meaning is that if you don't like this person, you want to find a deserted corner and put a sack on him and beat him up. The person being beaten doesn't know who is beating him and suffers in silence. Putting a sack on him with the color of the sack that the other person likes is somewhat joking and mocking... What I mean is..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw two noobs fighting—Qi·Zhan Wuzha·Shan and Gu·Zhan Wuzha·Chi—who stopped fighting at some point and looked at him with complicated eyes. The former had a dark and dangerous look, while the latter had a smile in his eyes and a raised corner of his mouth.
As soon as Shen Tang saw Gu Chi smiling like that, he knew that this guy was probably harboring evil intentions, and he said to himself, “Fuck you!”
As expected—
Gu Chi deliberately raised his voice.
He smiled and said, "Are you asking this on behalf of Gu?"
Although he had called him Lord before and his position and destination were clear, Gu Chi still habitually called him Shen Lang in front of others. He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "Shen Lang". As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Tang saw that Qi Shan's eyes became more subtle...
The desire to survive instantly came online: "No, no, no, although I am asking this on behalf of Wang Chao, my question is of the primary meaning!"
She was just an innocent fish in the pond. Why did these two people who set fire to the city gate implicate her? She thought in her heart that with Gu Chi and Qi Shan's temperament, it was only a matter of time before they would be put in a sack by the other party.
Unexpectedly, Kang Shi stabbed him again.
He looked at Gu Chi holding the sword in his hand in confusion, then looked at Qi Shan's disgusted expression, and said with a half-smile: "Oh, I see. I was worried that Yuan Liang and Wang Chao would become enemies, and I wanted to mediate between them, but it seems that I was worrying too much."
Qishan: “…”
Gu Chi: “…”
Shen Tang watched the show with great interest.
Qi Shan had said more than once that the sword in his hand was not for decoration, but Shen Tang thought he was bragging. He didn't look very strong, so how many people could he fight with a sword? As a result, he drew his sword from the sheath. Wow, the sword was sharp, and he was also a horse swordsman, flexible and flexible, and he was at ease. Gu Chi, who looked like a tuberculosis patient, amazed Shen Tang even more. He was not at all weak in fighting with a sword!
Shen Tang watched the fun while eating melon.
I don't know what I remembered.
Suddenly burst into laughter.
Chu Yao, the only one who didn't join in the fun, withdrew his gaze from the battle. Qi Shan and Gu Chi's swordsmanship was obviously on par with each other, and it would be difficult for them to hurt each other in a short time. Seeing Shen Tang's smile, he felt a little better. "Wu Lang, did you think of something fun?"
Shen Tang tried to suppress his laughter: "I just suddenly remembered a witty saying from my hometown. It has a bit of flavor and it's not very elegant to say it."
Chu Yao: “…”
Having seen Shen Tang's mess of witticisms, he wisely kept silent. Most of the things that could be called "indecent" were shit, urine, and fart. But there was a newcomer Kang Shi who didn't know the truth, and he actually asked what the witticism was.
Shen Tang put his fist to his lips and coughed twice.
"Nothing much, just praising someone for his ability in both literature and martial arts."
Kang Shi looked puzzled.
A pun is a kind of allegorical saying, which is usually divided into two parts. Shen Tang’s answer is obviously the second half, so what about the first half
Shen Tang said: "He defecated in bed."
Chu Yao had an expression that said, "As expected."
Out of the bowel
This statement was indeed somewhat vulgar and had a lot of flavor, but Kang Shi was still puzzled: "What does this have to do with being able to write or to fight?"
Chu Yao: “…”
Shen Tang: “…”
Before Kang Shi could come to his senses, Qi Shan and Gu Chi had already stopped their actions. It was rare for them to have a unified stance and spirit - they would go back and discuss Shen Xiaolangjun/Shen Lang's homework! Among them, Qi Shan's emotions were the most urgent.
Why is it urgent
Qi Shan was really worried that one day Shen Tang's jokes would come true! My goodness, just think about that ridiculous and terrible scene. Young Master Shen wanted to boost the morale of his soldiers and strengthen their strength, so in front of the two armies, he said, "Fake defecation in the quilt - can smell (wen) and cover (wu)!"
He didn't know whether the enemy would laugh at him, but he knew that his own side was so ashamed and angry that they wanted to crawl into the ground! This must not be allowed to happen!
Gu Chi, who heard the whole thing, said: "..."
Qi Yuanliang's assumption is really scary!!!
What's more terrifying is that, in Shen Tang's case, it seems, maybe, perhaps... there is a slight possibility that it might happen!!!
Zhao Feng looked at the noisy people and fell into a strange silence of self-doubt. The Qishan in front of him was completely different from the Qishan he knew. He could not understand why the master (Qin Li) was so afraid of this person.
Zhao Feng was an elite soldier carefully trained by Qishan's former master. He knew that Qishan had something to do with his former master's death and that he had the nickname of "evil plotter". But he had no friendship with Qishan, and at most they had met and exchanged a few words.
We are not close friends.
I learned more from Qin Li.
Looking at Qishan now, he is a very cheerful young man... Is it too much for his master (Qin Li) to be so wary of him
With doubts in his mind, Zhao Feng buried his head in his own work.
As night fell, the slowly advancing team stopped again, cooked on the spot, and the soldiers followed the direction of the scouts to fetch water. Zhao Feng and Gong Shuwu arranged patrols and guards to guard against possible sneak attacks.
Speaking of Gong Shuwu—
Zhao Feng admired this man very much.
He could see that the troops under Gong Shuwu's command were all ragtag, and it was estimated that they had only been subdued for a short time, but under Gong Shuwu's training, they were already well-behaved and had decent discipline. Although they had not yet reached the level of strict discipline, they were barely usable.
It should be noted that every soldier in the private army formed by each warrior is carefully selected and trained through years of hard work. The more than 200 miscellaneous soldiers cannot be compared with their own private army, but their performance is not bad.
This is quite difficult.
This showed that Gong Shuwu was indeed good at training soldiers, so Zhao Feng went to communicate with him and learn from him, and after a few visits they became familiar with each other.
Soon, Zhao Feng noticed that there was a very eye-catching person among this group of miscellaneous brands. His height and physique stood out from the crowd.
After finishing his chores, Zhao Feng sat down and drank a sip of water, but his eyes were fixed on Li Li. His fiery eyes almost penetrated through the latter's clothes, and he could clearly see the direction of every inch of his muscles and the condition of his bones. With his experienced eyes, how could he not see Li Li's talent
He said: "This is a good seedling."
I'm itching to poach people.
If he could recruit Li Li and train him well, he would definitely be his most useful right-hand man, and perhaps he would be able to take over his position and serve his lord in the future - although Zhao Feng was not old, he was already thinking about his own funeral.
Gong Shuwu saw that he was trying to poach people.
He said lightly: "It's just a pity."
Zhao Feng was puzzled: "What a pity?"
Gong Shuwu shook his head and explained, "It's a pity that Li Li is not a brave warrior. Although he has talent and top-notch physique, his family was poor when he was young, and he had no way to learn martial arts... It's a waste."
Zhao Feng's fiery heart suddenly died down.
Look at Li Li and then look at Gong Shuwu.
His eyes were filled with the words "Are you kidding me?" Gong Shuwu laughed and said, "Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, you can call him over to have a look."
Zhao Feng was disappointed. Li Li was really not a brave warrior.
Just as he was about to sigh, he suddenly uttered a "huh" while holding Li Li's wrist, which attracted the attention of Gong Shuwu. Zhao Feng held Li Li's wrist and moved towards Gong Shuwu under Li Li's puzzled gaze.
"Brother Half-Step, look at his meridians..."
Li Li's heart skipped a beat.
How are his meridians
Although Gong Shuwu was puzzled, he still put his hand on it and carefully felt the meridian that Zhao Feng mentioned. As he took the pulse, his face suddenly changed, his eyes widened in shock, and he stared at Li Li who had no idea what was going on.
Lili was in a panic.
Whether it is good or bad, at least tell him.
Could it be that I have some incurable disease
At that moment, Li Li even decided where to bury himself. His grave must face the direction where his wife was...
result-
He understood what "great sorrow and great joy" meant.
Gong Shuwu was surprised and delighted and said: "It's Wu Qi..."
These three simple words sounded like thunderclap to Li Li, making his ears buzz.
Boom boom boom—
The heartbeat is strong and powerful.
At this moment, his world fell into silence, and no sound could be heard except the strong beating of his heart in his chest.
Is it... martial energy
Is there martial energy in his meridians
When did it happen
Li Li shook Gong Shuwu's hand with all his strength, nervous, excited, and timid... All kinds of emotions surged in his heart, and his eyes widened to the point where they were almost cracked. After a while, he regained his composure and asked in disbelief, "You mean - there is martial energy in my meridians?"
Gong Shuwu frowned, and Li Li's heart also tightened.
Zhao Fengdao: "It's very faint, but it's there."
Gong Shuwu nodded slowly and affirmatively.
Li Li breathed rapidly and stared at his own palm in a daze.
Just when the two thought he was scared silly, the half-kneeling Li Li suddenly jumped up from the spot, jumped very high, grabbed someone and shouted: "I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant - I'm really pregnant!" He didn't even pay attention to who the person he caught was.
Bai Su: “…???”
Li Li, who was so ecstatic that he went "crazy", changed his target.
He grabbed another soldier on patrol, put his hands on his shoulders and yelled, "Hahahaha, I got it!"
The captured soldier looked confused.
He shrank his neck in fear.
Fortunately, Li Li didn't catch him for too long, but moved on to the next target, shouting and laughing to everyone he met that he was pregnant. If someone asked him what he was pregnant with, Li Li would pat his strong abdominal muscles twice and say, "I'm pregnant here!"
"Hahahaha—I really am pregnant! I am pregnant!"
As for whether the people he caught to share his joy—such as Bai Su—would stand there in a daze, that had nothing to do with him.
Bai Su turned her head in confusion and exchanged glances with the woman who was taking care of her. After a long while, she lowered her head to look at her abdomen, raised her hand and stroked it, muttering in disbelief: "It turns out that men can also get pregnant. This, this is really unheard of."
The woman was also frightened.
Hearing Bai Su muttering, she was also in a trance: "But, his stomach is flat, and his pulse is still weak. Why is he hitting his stomach so hard..."
Seeing that Lili was so overjoyed that he was in a "crazy" state, and considering that he was not young anymore, it seemed that his journey to having a child was quite difficult... No matter how happy he was, he could not treat the unborn child so roughly.
If I accidentally dropped it, I wouldn't be able to cry.
The woman shook her head with emotion, then thought that it might be because they were "first-time parents" and they were so happy that they forgot their limits.
The temporary camp was not big.
Shen Tang also heard about Li Li's actions.
I misunderstood it at first, but after thinking about it, I understood why.
Just as she was about to call Li Li over to find out what was going on, Lin Feng came over and said that Lady Bai Su wanted to see her for something, so Shen Tang could only put Li Li's matter aside for now. When she saw Bai Su again, her expression was completely devoid of her previous guard: "Is Lady Bai's injury much better?"
Bai Su stepped forward and bowed.
Shen Tang quickly grabbed her.
"Surprised" said: "Madam Bai Su, what are you doing? If you want to thank me, didn't you say it before? Why are you so polite?"
Bai Su ignored Shen Tang's attempt.
His expression was firm and resolute: "This is not a thank you."
Shen Tang didn't seem embarrassed at all.
Bai Su continued: "It's to apologize."
Shen Tang was "puzzled": "Where does the apology come from?"
"I didn't know Mr. Shen's righteousness before, and I used my own mean heart to judge a gentleman's belly. I am ashamed, so I apologize."
Shen Tang was shocked when he heard it was this matter.
His expression was always gentle and tolerant, without any sign of displeasure.
She said, "I thought it was no big deal. It's normal to be wary of strangers. How can it be White Lady's fault? It's nothing to have a misunderstanding for a moment, and there's no need to apologize."
Shen Tang said so, but Bai Su didn't think so.
She doesn't want any good person to suffer "wrong".
In the past two days, she watched everything with cold eyes.
Find out the background of the people who follow Shen Tang.
Everyone was grateful to Shen Tang from the bottom of their hearts.
Bai Su knew very well that these could not be performed.
Even if I can act—
What's the point of putting on a show for her
Bai Su has a clear conscience, but from a secular perspective, she is indeed a petty thief - is it worth it for Shen Tang to waste so much food every day on the elderly, the weak, women and children just to win her trust and favor
Bai Su is not stupid.
She said, "I am Bai Su, and I will be at the disposal of Master Shen."
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