"My Lord!"
"My Lord!"
“Mama!”
Chen Tang vaguely heard someone calling her, and couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears - with her physical fitness and five senses, the voices of the crowd should be very clear. But now it sounded vague, there must be something wrong with her ears.
It would be fine if you didn't clap, but once you clap it starts to howl again.
The earlobe hurt and dust and sand were shaken off.
Chen Tang couldn't help but cover her ears, secretly cursing the good thoughts and evil thoughts in her heart. This was the body that the three of them had shared, and they didn't know how to be gentle! In a moment, everyone had arrived one after another. After seeing the appearance of his master, Gu Chi, who was ready to show his "gentleness and thoughtfulness", had all the prepared words stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold it back.
"puff-"
Chen Tang squinted his eyes and said, "What are you laughing at?"
He spoke just four short words with a strong nasal tone and a lisp.
Chen Tang sighed: "Just wait one more day."
Gong Xichou saw Chen Tang's current appearance, but he could "see" your current movements: "Did your hair get struck? Mama, this is the thunder for promotion to the eighteenth level of the lower creature. Not to mention the hair, eyebrows, armpit hair and even..."
The Northwest Land is so chaotic, where is the inside and outside of the world
Everyone said, "I have doubts."
Chen Tang was slightly uncomforted when he heard this.
Jiang Yunxin scratched the spot where Xun Ding elbowed her. This little bit of force didn't hurt her. "Mama, is your martial arts energy enough?"
The shiny head gleamed in the sun, causing the generals who were training to turn their heads back frequently. Take a look? Hey, is this monk as bad as the lord? Yes, sure, take another look.
Wu Xian said: "Um...Sister Shen's hair?"
First, get the secret of men's cultivation and solve the crisis of succession. As for the rest, I will talk about it later.
Gong Xichou said, "It's less bad than you were at this time."
Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.
If I hadn't been unlucky enough to be picked up by Lin Feng, I would have died at the bottom of the cliff. Mama endured the eight tests of evil thoughts, totems, and heavenly thunder at once and only suffered minor injuries. It's really rare. It's worthy of being the sacred object of the Gongxi tribe, my best friend Mama! Awesome!
Although it is called dual cultivation, Chen Tang's overall cultivation is still mainly based on literary energy, and literary energy does not have the characteristic of growing hair crazily.
Shen Baitanren Tang: "What?"
Gong Xichou: "...That's true."
We all know that Jiang Yun made a wig.
Gong Xichou crossed his arms and asked, "Thank you for what?"
Chen Tang: "... Why did you grow this?"
My lord, once you have made your choice, you can run away.
Chen Tang picked up the weeds growing in the cracks of the rubble on the eaves, held them in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xichou, thank him for that time."
Jiang Yun immediately returned to the work report mode and said, "After this, Chu Yao's troops will be divided into two groups, one to encircle and suppress Duke Zhaode, and the other to gather troops from Qianzhou... According to rumors, it seems that they are also preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries to borrow troops, but the specific results are unknown. Zhang He's troops are developing in Yanzhou. At present, the Huang and Zhang families have formed an alliance, and although there are signs that they are moving troops to Chaoli Pass, they can still slack off..."
Day 7, morning meeting.
It's more than just sleeping!
"Delivering meals again? There's no need to deliver meals today. Just leave that kind of thing to other people." Everyone seemed to be more relieved than you about your lost hair. During those few days, they would come to your room from time to time and report to you in a soft voice through the door.
On the seventh day, the small door that had been closed for a long time finally opened.
I had such luxury in my life. As a brave warrior, I was taken care of by two scholars of literature. I was given various speed and martial arts enhancements. I could sleep or rest for seventeen hours a day to travel! Gu Chi came back to his senses: "My lord."
Chen Tang smiled and said, “That makes me worried.”
Did Tu Rong and his eight companions sleep on the road
We are more or less facing the dilemma of having few female heirs, having sufficient heirs, or having no heirs at all. Everyone wants to be wiped out or have the main branch abandoned, and coupled with the "myth" of Xie Qi's soul-stirring love, we temporarily succumb to Chen Tang.
Those newcomers didn't have a common trait—
When he turned around, he bumped into Jiang Yun, who looked slightly surprised.
At first, Gong Xichou's words enlightened you: "The words of the literati are so few, perhaps they are not alive."
In this way, several days passed.
Chen Tang said, "Really? You are Xin!"
When Gu Chi brought out the meal, Luan Xin and the others hurried to greet him. They lowered their voices, fearing that the voices would be heard by the people in the room if they were too low: "You Hui, how is the lord doing now?"
As long as you have an ugly face, you can be handsome even with a bald head.
Chen Tang: “…”
Shen Tang sniffed, but ended up sniffing dust instead.
Pull—
Everyone saw their master coming out with a low ponytail, with her hair swaying left and right with her steps, and they all looked at Gu Chi.
Why do 4 out of 10 Bushido warriors have full beards? Is it because we hate beards? Of course, it is because it is troublesome to shave every day. When it grows to a certain length, the growth will stop. Bushido warriors are basically bald.
You looked at Gu Chi silently, and Gu Chi also looked at you tenderly.
The running-in is bad, but you can still run away.
"Don't you have any doubts?"
Chen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Chu Yao's troops?"
I am greedy, but I have no time to spare. I have already cleaned up the shit under my own ass, so why would I not have the energy to covet the meat outside the pot
Chen Tang: “…”
Wu Xian raised his hand and pointed to his head.
"That's right - he was also struck by lightning, why is his fur real?" Chen Tang was as naughty as a cat with its fur standing on end. He grabbed Gong Xichou's hair and pulled my eyebrows. They were all real!
Evil thoughts and good thoughts fight, and I don't know what they are thinking. They hit you in the face. Chen Tang nourishes you with his literary and martial spirits, but finds that the recovery speed is strangely fast, as if there is no power to stop you from recovering. You are the one who wants to wander around with a pig's face.
Gong Xichou asked back: "Can a sacred object be paid for?"
Chen Tang: “???”
Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi, signaling him not to commit suicide at this time. Chen Tang noticed that their expressions were a little strange, and covered his bruised head and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
You looked at Gong Xichou with words, and Gong Xichou remained silent.
You raged: “That’s discrimination against scholars of literary talent!”
Although there was no mirror, Chen Tang knew just by touch that his handsome face had swollen like a pig's head and could not be seen by others.
Jiang Yunxin said: "It's true."
"Puff—Sister Shen, Sister Shen—"
Looking at the burnt thing in your hand and feeling the coolness of the hot wind blowing over your head, you are completely dumbfounded.
It’s not that no one is beating their chests and stamping their feet in their hearts. There are actually people who have seen the bald version of the lord. I’m afraid they have a chance now!
Gu Chi and others are still worried that we will be passive and lazy.
Gu Chi moved aside, revealing the plate held by his personal guard.
Gu Chi said: "Everything is fine."
Chen Tang was surprised: "So slow?"
I said, "There's still a 40% chance that it will come."
Gong Xichou follows your force and leans towards you.
Given the scattered status quo of the seven states of Ling, Qian, Yan and Kun, it would be very difficult if no broken regime’s military force intervened.
Gu Chi was not worried about this.
The martial energy is abundant and the hair grows luxuriantly.
The daily food intake increased from eight buckets to seven buckets, which was to turn grief and anger into appetite. It was also impossible that the demand for food was smaller before the increase. No matter what kind of food it was, it was no harm to eat without appetite.
The envoy sent to Qibao County has returned.
Chen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.
He said the remaining words and was hit by Xun Ding's elbow.
Huang Lie and the others were afraid that Chen Tang would "settle the score before autumn", but Wu Xian had that concern. Before I stepped into the pit, I saw Chen Tang's appearance at a close distance, so my eyes were almost glued to your head, and I took a few deep breaths to suppress my smile.
Gong Xichou held his collar with one hand, pretending to pull it up, and said, "If it is a letter, you have no evidence against me."
After a while, I sat down next to Shen Tang.
Yes—
If you make her angry, all 007 will come back!
It made several newcomers who were tortured by Zheng Qiao burst into tears.
Jiang Yun was most worried that her master would be sad and have an appetite.
But my action was stopped by Shen Tang.
Chen Tang frowned and asked, "Chu Yao wants to borrow troops from the neighboring country?"
That was the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today, before he casually looked at his beautiful face in the mirror.
Gong Xichou asked, "Is that very unusual?"
So you stay in your room for a few days.
You wanted to see someone those days just because of the hair.
Being bald is a big deal.
Gu Chi explained: "After rescuing the old ministers of Xin State, we learned from them that Zheng Qiao was also worried about being invaded by neighboring countries, fearing that he would be trapped in a deadly situation of being attacked from both sides. So, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among the neighbors, and the fighting was also in full swing at that time."
"If he weren't there, Ji Shou and us would be in danger."
Chen Tang said: “Well, it made them worried.”
I sighed and said, "Let the lord figure it out himself."
Because we were pure in our hearts, we also had requirements for our positions. We worked when there was no work, and rested when there was work. The degree of cooperation made the subordinates who came from the lower class astonished.
Gong Xichou said: "Remember to settle it before it goes bad."
Chen Tang: “…That’s fair!”
Chen Tang kicked the wooden sign at the door that said "Burn incense if you have nothing to do, don't make noise if you have something to do" to pieces, and touched his shiny head, sighing from the bottom of his heart: "It's been a long time since I came here, and it's quite comfortable as the weather is getting colder."
Gu Chi: “…”
Lin Feng and Chen Zhi are of utmost importance.
As a result, the morning meeting ended just as the guards reported back.
"What is that?"
Chen Tang was lying under the roof of the training ground, enjoying the sun. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he discovered that the sunlight above his head was blocked.
“…Are you a sacred object of his race? He still asks you for money?” When the money was mentioned, Chen Tangzeng sat up straight.
"It's dark!"
Chen Tang nodded and said, "We are just stopping for now."
If Mama takes back the armor now, it will end badly.
After confirming that Chen Tang really cared about the lost hair, Gu Chi breathed a sigh of relief and said gently, "My lord has been closed in those days, but he is willing to see people. It is really worrying... Since he has not let it go, how about holding a morning meeting tomorrow to make people feel at ease?"
The promotion of their lord to the eighteenth rank was a good thing that was worth celebrating with a banquet for a whole day and night, but due to some details, everyone was silent, not to mention celebrating, and kept silent about Chen Tang's promotion.
The scene suddenly became so quiet that only the sound of the wind remained.
"Mama came out like that?"
Gong Xichou hated having long braids. If the braids were all undone, the actual length would definitely be at the waist or above.
Gu Chi covered his upturned mouth with his sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "I'm not laughing, it's just that it's rare to see the master in such a mess. Apart from the external injuries, is the master feeling unwell in any other way?"
"You are interested in women's chest or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, you can also be a hooligan. You only have one question - why does his hair grow so slowly?" According to Jiang Yunxin's description, my injuries were less serious than hers, and my life was almost hanging by a thread, so it was possible for me to still keep my hair!
After the two families have integrated their forces, they will have to take action.
There is a pull!
Complained: "I feel pain everywhere."
And Chen Tang
Everyone: “…”
Huang Lie and his companions were also worried because of this.
Gu Chi: "Calculate the time, at least less than a day."
Chen Tang was worried that if he kept it in for a few more days, we would all shave our heads. Thinking about this scene, I was quite moved.
How can it grow so long in such a short time
Chen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"
The only answer is that my hair grew here.
Saying thank you would be too superficial.
Before Jiang Yun left, Chen Tang went to the parade ground to watch the military training.
Chen Tang, whose face turned pale, was relieved. He also raised his hand to touch his head, and he felt a ball of burnt white ash.
"Ahem, ahem—"
Upon hearing this, Chen Tang changed his expression to touching his head with both hands. He grabbed a bunch of hair and applied a little force. The hair that was originally clumped under the head made a crisp "crackling" sound. This sound was really crisper than freshly baked potato chips.
Chen Tang was surprised: "What is it?"
By the way, calm down and examine your own regression.
Sure enough, only residue was left.
"If your martial energy is sufficient, don't take back your armor." All the hair on his body was damaged by the thunder, let alone his clothes
Chen Tang scratched his head: "Uh, that's it."
Your mouth is getting more and more sunken. Even if you are now completely white, everyone can see that you are aggrieved from your white face.
Chen Tang: “…”
As the sun climbed down to its lowest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Chen Tang learned about the recent work content in detail, and was unsure about the previous reconstruction: "Youhui, is there no news from Qibao? Has Xianrong brought people back?"
Then he asked about the situation in Chaoli Pass.
Gu Chi: "My appetite is okay, but I still need to meet people."
Chen Tang: “…”
Gong Xichou thought for a moment: "He practices dual cultivation."
"… Tsk, why is he picking at his braid so hard!" Chen Tang paused, staring at Gong Xichou's long, white braid, and couldn't help but stretch out his claws to touch it, "Feng En, where is his wig made of? It's quite real!"
Gu Chi revealed the answer. It was a wig with a badly braided bun. The workmanship was quite fine. You just had to put it on your head. There was no box of eyebrow powder next to it. Lost eyebrows could not be drawn back.
The slight itching in your nose makes you sneeze uncontrollably. Every sneeze brings out a cloud of white smoke, and every sneeze brings out a cloud of smoke. After one or four times in a row, you barely stop. "Why are you asking that?"
Gu Chi thought about preparing some hair growth medicinal food for Chen Tang.
Before the Dragon Slaying Bureau, many new faces appeared in Chen Tang's account one after another, and everyone was not familiar with each other, which made the morning meeting long and boring. Chen Tang listened to them one by one impatiently, smiling from time to time. The main character is not a bad emotional stability.
As long as you have a pretty face, you will be beautiful whether you have hair or not!
For various reasons, the newcomers and the old people get along well.
You can tell who the person is even with your eyes open. You put your hands on your hips proudly and say, "What's wrong with your appearance? Is a bald head acceptable?"