Lu Xu asked his roommate with his military training camouflage uniform, is this a belt, should it be worn outside or inside
No one told him that you could actually stick one of your own in it.
The military training at Yanzhou University is real. On the first day when the instructors are in place, they first come with a set of military boxing. This item is usually only available at the review ceremony at the end of military training. At first, the freshmen only feel excited. Get off your horse.
The new vice president who presides over the military training at Rock University used to be a soldier when he was young. When the nearly 60-year-old man made a standard forward fall at the opening ceremony, he hit the ground with a "bang" like a wooden stake...
The "tragic" fate of this class of freshmen has already been doomed.
"Children nowadays are too squeamish. If you don't grind it up, how can we old bones trust the country to you." The old principal said.
The high temperature is 40 degrees, pulling out the military posture, one fell down and the other was carried away. The medical tent was set up on the military training ground. The heavy rain did not go away.
At the end of the first day, everyone in the dormitory lay on the bed and wailed. Only then did Xu Tingsheng realize that he had been neglecting one thing since his rebirth. Exercise was an ordinary but very important thing.
Li Xingmin sighed and said: "Did you see today that 6 female soldiers fell in the opposite row, and the instructors rushed to hug them. I wanted to go too, but I couldn't grab them. After all, they had practiced..."
His mind was on girls all day.
Lao Wai said that they were all wearing large camouflage uniforms and covered with hats, so they couldn’t tell whether they looked good or not. Tan Yao said, who cares about the face, the worst thing is that you can’t see the figure...
Xu Tingsheng kindly reminded him: "You are wrong. This is the best opportunity to observe girls. If a girl can stand out without a face and wear the same military training uniform as everyone else, then she is really good."
"How about that figure?"
"Looking at it while running in unison, it looks like mountains and peaks on the side, and the waves in Dongting have ups and downs."
The roommates took Xu Tingsheng's words for granted. The next morning, when they stood in the military posture, they faced the girls in line, and stared shamelessly at the opposite girls. come over.
Tan Yao shakes his chest muscles like the Korean star Rain.
The girls on the opposite side were disturbed, made mistakes in their actions, and several of them were scolded.
It is customary for girls to make small reports when they are wronged. They sued and told the chief instructor that the boys volleyball team opposite was playing hooligans, molesting them, and interfering with training. The chief instructor came over and said a few words to the instructor leading Xu Tingsheng's platoon.
The instructor said: "Everyone has it... All of them show their faces, the female platoon opposite is coming to identify the criminals."
Xu Tingsheng didn't know how to show his face, and so did the people next to him.
"All look up." The chief instructor added, and brought a few girls over, "Which ones are there, please point them out, and I'll help you get them out."
The girls were shy, as if the chief instructor was telling them to pick a husband.
That's what the chief instructor said: "Don't dawdle, I'm not telling you to pick a husband."
Li Xingmin, Tan Yao, Lao Wai, and a few from the next dormitory, as well as a few from the history department and other majors... were ordered by the instructor to come out one by one, and a row of more than a dozen people stood there. Walked over, walked over, walked back, and stood in front of Xu Tingsheng.
"Report to the instructor, and this, Xu Tingsheng."
"Me?" Xu Tingsheng was dumbfounded, he didn't even glance at the other side.
"It's you." The girl raised her chin, turned and left.
"Get out." The instructor roared.
Xu Tingsheng was the last one to be identified. The instructor waved around in front of a row of people with his hands behind his back: "Very good, very manly, don't eat lunch, and stand in a military posture until the training starts in the afternoon."
"Report to the instructor, I am wronged." Xu Tingsheng said.
"What the hell?" the instructor of the team said with a strong accent.
Xu Tingsheng pointed back at where he was standing just now: "I didn't look at it, I couldn't see it at all."
The person in front of him is more than 1.90 meters tall and weighs more than 200 kilograms.
The instructor looked at it, thought for a while, then turned to the girl who had identified Xu Tingsheng just now, and said, "Don't you be hopeless?"
The girl nodded firmly: "Mo You."
602 Half of the dormitory did not eat lunch, and the other half of the dormitory secretly hid a few buns and brought them over.
At the end of the day's training, Lao Wai lay dying on the bed and said, "I'm not going to change the department anymore, I'm in love with the Chinese department... With my IQ, I can still mess with those people in the computer department."
Everyone is not a fool, and when they heard this, they understood that Lao Wai had a crush on a girl from the Chinese Department.
After inquiring, the girl's name is Li Linlin. She is not a very outstanding girl, but she is simple and cute, and she is quite attractive. Today she is the one who identified Lao Wai. Judging from the situation, Lao Wai is not wronged.
In the next few days, Lao Wai continued to stare at Li Linlin unwaveringly, and was rude to him, and he was directly picked out by him several times.
On the twelfth day of the military training, a major incident happened. A boy hid a stone in his sleeve and attacked the deputy chief instructor, smashing the opponent's head and getting punched himself.
The school did not suppress this matter, and the truth soon became known to everyone.
The boy is in management, and within a few days of the start of school, he fell in love with a girl in the same class. Then, the girl fainted during military training, and it was the deputy chief instructor who took her away. Then, the girl got together with a deputy chief instructor who was around 30. To break up with boys.
In a rage, the boy gave the most extreme reaction.
In the next few days, the deputy chief instructor did not appear on the military training ground again, nor did the boy, only the girl was still there.
If there is no accident, this girl will soon have a new boyfriend, a new boyfriend, and will be happy.
And boys will pay the price for the "impulse of love" of youth. This is the love of adolescent idiots.
That night Xu Tingsheng ran to the grocery store in the town and made a phone call, because this incident reminded him of a big incident during military training in his previous life, a friend in the dormitory smashed a military vehicle...
The impact of this incident did not really appear until a few years later. He graduated from university and was admitted to the civil service, but was finally stuck in the political review.
The reason why Xu Tingsheng remembered his mobile phone number was because that number was so special that it could be auctioned off in future generations.
"I hope he still uses this number in this life."
The phone was connected, and the other side said "Hello", but Xu Tingsheng couldn't make out his voice, so he said in a deep voice, "Are you Zhong Ming?"
"Yes, who are you?"
"There is no need to report this to you. Are you planning to smash military vehicles?"
"This... you... me?" Zhong Ming really planned to smash the military vehicle, also because of the woman, the question is how the other party knew about it, he just thought of this, he hadn't even mentioned it to the roommates in the same dormitory, just told the two A high school friend mentioned it on the phone.
"You underestimated the country's security forces. The reason why we remind you is because there is no doubt about your usual performance. It comes from my personal goodwill. I hope you will not make mistakes in one step and one step at a time."
"I… "
"It's good to do it for yourself."
"Hello? Hello?..."
"Beep, beep..."
Xu Tingsheng felt that Zhong Ming would not do that again, he was not really reckless to that extent, he just lost his head for a while.
He guessed right, Zhong Ming not only gave up this reckless plan, but even changed his perception of the world. He will seriously tell his roommates that the 007 movie is real, and that the KGB and FBI are better than imagined. , Our country is even better.
I don't know how he will feel when he sees the Snowden incident in the future.