Lu Zhixin said: "Xu Tingsheng, don't play dumb... Here's the scarf for you, I knitted it."
Life is always full of surprises. For example, Lu Zhixin, a beauty who was treated as a beauty of the School of Foreign Languages as soon as she entered the school, is now standing in front of Xu Tingsheng holding a scarf that she knitted herself... It's a bit unbelievable, and, Why
In fact, if it was Xu Tingsheng from his previous life, he might be amazed when he first saw Lu Zhixin, and then he would not have any subsequent contact, because he didn't even have the courage to get close.
This is human nature. There are two things in this world that will prevent you from approaching those who are too perfect in your eyes. One is low self-esteem, and the other is self-esteem.
Ninety-nine percent of people with low self-esteem in the world also have extremely strong self-esteem. The two emotions overlap, making them suppress themselves, afraid of being hurt.
Xu Tingsheng in his previous life was such a person because of his family background and setbacks.
In this life, Xu Tingsheng has changed a lot, so he has no restraint in front of Lu Zhixin, but he really never thought about picking a garden flower like Lu Zhixin.
This accident tells us that inadvertently picking up girls is the most powerful skill.
Because, when you like someone too much, you will think highly of her, you will feel inferior and dare not approach, you will be overwhelmed by your thoughts... Usually you are either humorous and talkative, or calm, or... all of these , When you get in front of her, there will be a fart left. Wrong, there is not even a fart left, because you dare not make a sound.
The suffering of love in this world is roughly like this, I don’t love the person who loves me, and the person I love doesn’t love me... Why? Why do you always fail in front of the people you like, but attract people you don't like unintentionally
Because in front of them, you are confident and natural, not flustered or busy, and you show the best of you.
You won't worry about how embarrassing it is to be rejected by her too enthusiastically, because you don't want to date her at all, and you won't hesitate whether you shouldn't sit too close to her or ask her out for dinner... because you don't I don't want to fuck her.
Therefore, in the trivial matter of picking up a girl, the first thing to do is: despise her strategically, no matter how beautiful a girl is, she is just a girl.
In the same way, girls always feel that he seems to like me, but why is he always so far away from me? Why does he pretend to be busy when he occasionally chats without saying a word? He didn't say why don't we just have dinner together? …
So you conclude: he doesn't seem to like me that much.
Wrong, in fact, because he likes you too much.
Xu Tingsheng explained the theory above to his roommates in the river bank residence. The roommates will spend the night in Xu Tingsheng's three huts tonight, because they can't go back to the dormitory tonight, and there is no way to live in it.
"Old Wai, you bastard, our 602 reputation has been ruined by you." Tan Yao condemned Old Wai, and all the roommates agreed.
Xu Tingsheng was the only exception. He said, "Old Wai, thank you for sacrificing your life for righteousness, thank you for saving your life."
At that time, downstairs in the dormitory, the pretty and charming Hua girl from the School of Foreign Languages handed the scarf in front of Xu Tingsheng, surrounded by the broken hearts and murderous gazes of countless boys in Yanda.
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, answer or not
Xu Tingsheng hesitated for a moment, and asked Lu Zhixin: "There is a song that is very popular on the Internet recently, have you heard it?"
Lu Zhixin didn't know why he suddenly mentioned this, and replied, "What's the matter? I usually listen to English songs, so I can practice my listening skills by the way... What's wrong with the song you talked about?"
Xu Tingsheng scratched his head and said, "It's like this. Our school has a band that is quite famous on the Internet. It's called Samsara or something. Have you heard of it?"
"Well, I heard from my roommate."
"They recently released a new song called... called 'You Knit for Stupid'."
"What... what?" Xu Tingsheng said vaguely, but Lu Zhixin didn't hear clearly.
Xu Tingsheng sighed, and said slowly and clearly, "You knit sweaters for idiots."
The usually indifferent temperament girl looked at Xu Tingsheng who was talking with a bitter face, she was at a loss for a while, and then began to look like a blower with poor contact, pursing her lips and puffing her cheeks, "Ku, Kuku... Kuku …”
Unable to hold back, the Yard Flower girl burst out laughing out of no image at all.
"Then...then what should we do now?" the courtyard flower girl who was laughing out of breath, still holding the scarf in her hand, asked Xu Tingsheng while wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes.
What to do, how did Xu Tingsheng know what to do
If it goes on like this, the situation will be ugly...
Fortunately, someone broke the situation. Some dormitories on the 5th, 6th, and 7th floors of Xu Tingsheng's dormitory building started to commotion. People in the dormitories ran out shirtless and holding their noses.
For a moment all attention was attracted.
Xu Tingsheng looked up, and a naked figure shouted at him, "Xu Tingsheng, it's your dormitory, your dormitory is fucking bombed, and Lao Wai is still lying on the bed."
Xu Tingsheng didn't hear the explosion, but the other party said it was so serious...
"My dormitory...something seems to have happened, I'll go up and have a look first." Xu Tingsheng said to Lu Zhixin.
Lu Zhixin also heard what the people upstairs said just now. The matter in front of her was very important, but it didn't seem as important and urgent as the explosion in the dormitory, so she nodded quickly and said, "Okay, you go."
Xu Tingsheng ran upstairs, and along the way, people kept saying to him: "Go and have a look, the old man is so pitiful."
What's wrong with Lao Wai? First of all, it is clear that he has been exhausted recently. Many times he is busy all night long. When he is hungry at night, he has to eat supper. Normally, his roommate and Li Linlin cannot guarantee to deliver him every meal.
Because of this, Xu Tingsheng specially bought him an electric hot pot, which is convenient for him to heat up cold rice and cold dishes when he is hungry, or add a few ham sausages to cook instant noodles or something.
On this day, the roommates had their own places to go, no one helped to bring meals, and Lao Wai was too busy to pay attention. After a continuous day of hard work, he finally got the trial run version of the platform.
Then, at last, he found himself hungry.
Lao Wai put instant noodles in the pot, and then thought that he should reward himself when he was done, so he started to look through the inventory of everyone in the dormitory, and added a few ham sausages, a few slices of ham, dried meat, and a piece of meat that he had finished eating into the pot. A little fermented bean curd left in the soup, a few slices of dried tofu, and dried fish...
In the end, he found half a pack of dried durian in Li Xingmin's cabinet, and put it in without thinking too much. It was durian.
After finishing all this, Lao Wai went back to bed and lay down to wait for "dinner", and then he fell asleep...
The pot was not fried, but it was dried up. Along with the white smoke, there was an incredible smell, burnt smell, durian smell, stinky tofu smell, fishy smell, mixed with all kinds of weird smells...
The stink in 603 next door was so bad that I was about to vomit, and someone who was not afraid of death ran out to find the source, went in 602 and turned on the electric heating pot to see...
The first thing he said when he ran back to the dormitory was: "Grass... Lao Wai seems to be cooking shit to eat, but in the end, it was burnt..."
Another replied: "The people in 602 are too cruel, they starve Laowai and a seriously injured person to this extent."
Xu Tingsheng returned to the door of the dormitory with great perseverance. To be honest, the smell was nothing like anyone else's.
The people in the dormitory had already fled en masse, squatting on the other side of the corridor with the instigator, Lao Wai, waving at Xu Tingsheng and shouting, "Electricity, the power is still on, go in and shut it down while you still have the courage, we can't do it."
Xu Tingsheng opened the door and walked into the smoky dormitory. The environment was like a fairyland, and the smell was almost like an earthen toilet.
After looking at the scene in the pot and smelling the smell for a long time, Xu Tingsheng turned off the electricity and threw the pot from the balcony. The sewage river outside the dormitory area's wall will take away the evidence, the "ugliness"...
Resisting the urge to vomit, Xu Tingsheng returned to his roommates and said, "Can you go back to live?"
Everyone shook their heads together.
"Then let's go, tonight you can only go to the house outside me to squeeze in for a night... By the way, the punishment is down, and it belongs to me."