Ji Lun went to the kitchen to cook for her, and Qin Minghuang was still thinking about this problem.
She had only been with the giant octopus for a short time. At the beginning, she helped it clean the pool and fed it some food.
Did he think that she was a good person, so he liked her? That was a huge misunderstanding. She cleaned the pool purely because she was bored. She had just crossed over and didn't need to find something to do to clear her mind.
Ji Lun turned into his original form in the kitchen, stretched out his hidden limb and chopped off a piece.
The hidden limb was originally meant to be eaten by females to supplement their nutrition. She had eaten a small half of it before, and now she is injured, so it is just right to get some fresh ones to supplement her.
His heart was filled with pity and love for his weak female. He followed the recipe description and compared it with the recently digested human memories in his brain. He cut the large piece of octopus into small pieces and made a large dish of stir-fried octopus.
Soon he brought the nutritious meal to the table. Qin Minghuang was thinking about the problem and took a bite absent-mindedly.
Ji Lun looked at her tenderly, "I'll give you some nutritional supplements. Your injury will heal quickly after taking them. Eat more."
Qin Minghuang felt that what she heard was not quite right. As she was chewing, she suddenly stopped and looked down at the plate of fried octopus.
octopus.
octopus?!
She remembered that she had eaten the octopus legs of the big octopus in front of her. But the biggest problem was not this, but that the taste of this plate of octopus was so unique and fragrant, very similar to the one she had eaten before.
So, this might also be done with his legs.
Cutting his own leg meat to cook for her?! This action really shocked her, could he love her so deeply?!
Suddenly, the food in my mouth felt less delicious, and my conscience ached.
"I said..."
"Hmm?" Seeing her raise her head, Ji Lun picked up a tissue and wiped the sauce from the corner of her mouth. She really lived up to the "gentle and virtuous" character she had lied about before.
Qin Minghuang had countless questions to ask, but in the end he only managed to ask the most important question: "Do you eat people?"
Ji Lun was a little embarrassed, "Humans are not very tasty, do you need me to eat them?"
The person was not very delicious, which meant that he had eaten it. Looking at the face of Dr. Ji Lun, Qin Minghuang swallowed his saliva and understood who he had eaten.
"No, I don't need it." She felt relieved. "So even if we quarrel and I don't want to be with you, you won't eat me, right? After all, people are not tasty."
Ji Lun looked at her and smiled kindly, "You are my female, different from other humans."
"If you don't want to be with me, I will die of depression..." His tone became sad and depressed.
Qin Minghuang clicked his tongue twice, "So miserable."
Ji Lun then said: "Before I die, I will eat you too."
Qin Minghuang's smile gradually disappeared, and she was the most miserable one.
On second thought, her smile returned. Actually, it’s not impossible!
"Since you love me so much, I can give it a try with you. Remember what I asked you to do before? As long as you can do it for one day, you will be my legal partner for one day!"
Qin Minghuang's understanding is that from now on she can do whatever she wants and observe up close how magical it is that the octopus can transform into a human form, broaden her horizons, and satisfy her curiosity and search for novelty.
But she didn't expect that Ji Lun had a completely different understanding of this.
He has not been learning how to be a human being for long. In order to satisfy his female self, he keeps absorbing knowledge, and inevitably absorbs some strange knowledge in the process.
For example, his understanding of gentleness and virtue is a little problematic.
Qin Minghuang walked around the garden downstairs and dragged back an arthropod, ready to ask Ji Lun to help identify whether it was edible. She hummed a little tune and walked out of the kitchen door. The moment she saw Ji Lun, she was suddenly shocked and froze in place, and the basin of arthropod in her hand fell to the ground.
Shocked, she moved her eyes from the eye-catching buttocks up to see the man's beautifully shaped back.
This… This is! A body apron!
Qin Minghuang was speechless and was shocked to see Ji Lun turned around. The style of the apron made her body shake again.
She had a weird expression on her face, and her expression was completely broken. "Where did you learn this?"
Ji Lun didn't know why she reacted like this, so he handed her a magazine. Qin Minghuang was familiar with this magazine, as she had often read it in the past two days. It was an adult magazine to kill time.
The illustration on one of the pages is of a beauty with this style, and the accompanying story does use adjectives such as “gentle and virtuous” to describe this beauty.
After a moment of silence, Qin Minghuang closed the magazine, looked into Ji Lun's pure eyes, and said sadly, "I'm sorry for being born as a human. Humans are so dirty!"
Even octopuses can pollute!
Qin Minghuang decided not to read such terrible magazines again. She took out a dozen male model magazines from the owner's house and read them with relish.
Ji Lun dragged the cleaning tools and cleaned the house. He had wanted to build a nest for the female race, but in human memory, their nests were houses like this, so he had to follow the customs of his other half.
Due to their nature, they build their nests in the cleanest and warmest waters. Most females like to stay in the nests without moving, so males usually work hard to take care of the nests and create a comfortable environment.
Ji Lun adapted to the local customs and learned how to use tools such as vacuum cleaners and mops.
When he was cleaning the nest, he could constantly sense the pleasant smell of the female nearby, and she seemed to like the book in her hand. Ji Lun passed by nearby and observed carefully, and found that the female was looking at some human pictures.
Got it, she likes these looks.
In Ji Lun's eyes, the differences between humans are actually very small, and they all look similar. He carefully observed the tiny differences and pinched his face.
Qin Minghuang noticed that Ji Lun had been standing beside her for a while without moving, and her hand that was flipping through the pictures of male models hesitated slightly. No way, would he be jealous? Would he be unhappy if she looked at pictures of other men? That was too humane.
She took a quick glance and then looked away.
Hmm? His face looked a little off just now? Not his complexion, but his face.
Qin Minghuang looked up and took a closer look, then gasped. He lowered his head to look at the magazine in his hand, then looked up at Ji Lun's face.
He had a changed face! It was as if Dr. Ji Lun's body had suddenly been replaced with a male model's head, and even the skin color was different.
Moreover, the male model's head looks weird, rigid and stiff, frozen into the evil smile in the picture, and from a certain angle it looks a little broken.
Ji Lun cannot be blamed for this. After all, it is a flat picture with only a certain angle. It is impossible for him to create the same three-dimensional effect based on this picture, unless he eats Dr. Ji Lun, then he can create a perfect effect.
Qin Minghuang: "You... are good at Transfiguration, haha."
She laughed dryly, turned a page, and saw a portrait of a beautiful woman, a hot blonde, really pretty.
No. As this thought flashed through her mind, she quickly looked up at Ji Lun, who was pinching her face. She watched him pinch Dr. Ji Lun's head into the shape of a hot blonde girl.
Qin Minghuang: “Hahahahahahahahahahaha?”
She almost vomited laughter at his head-changing technique.
The hot blonde looked at her with a fond expression.
"Please change it back." Qin Minghuang covered his eyes which were hurt by the spicy smell.
Because of her behavior of flipping through those magazines, Ji Lun concluded that she liked those things. When Qin Minghuang wasn't paying attention, he quickly finished reading all the magazines.
That night, Qin Minghuang was taking a shower in the bathroom when she felt something soft slip across her instep. She squinted her eyes and saw that it was a tentacle sticking out from the sewer.
She took a knife nearby, cut off the tentacle, stuffed the broken tentacle back into the drain, and continued taking a shower.
She came out of the bathroom, rubbing her hair, steaming, and said loudly, "Brother Yu, there's something touching my feet in the toilet drain... Poof!"
Ji Lun walked out of the room wearing nothing and holding a bottle of essential oil.
Qin Minghuang: "What's going on here?"
Ji Lun: "I see, essential oil massage is very comfortable."
He handed the essential oil to her and went into the bathroom. Qin Minghuang watched as a crack appeared in his body. A leg stretched out from inside and drilled into the sewer pipe, dragging out a red, arm-long hard-shelled insect. The insect was already dead when he dragged it up, and he threw it out of the window.
He did all this calmly, like an ordinary Southerner killing an ordinary cockroach.
Qin Minghuang held up the shower head to wash his feet, looked at the essential oil in his hand, and asked curiously: "You want to give me a massage, but you don't have to take off your clothes like this, right?"
Ji Lun: "They all look like this in the pictures."
Needless to say, what he found was another adult book.
Qin Minghuang rejected him on the spot, saying righteously: "I am a serious person, I don't need you to massage me like this, if you insist, please turn it into the original form."
The octopus masseur started working immediately.
In order to prevent the situation from becoming too bad, Ji Lun did not completely turn into his original form. At least he still retained a human appearance, except that several limbs stretched out of his body.
Lying on the mat, Qin Minghuang held a mirror in his hand and looked at the octopus technician behind him. The technician had just joined the company and had no experience. His skills were not very good, his movements were too cautious, and his strength was too light.
Qin Minghuang felt that he was afraid of hurting her, so she supported her chin and said jokingly, "Your service is not good. I don't feel anything at all. I want a refund."
Ji Lun, who was massaging her back and legs with his legs, was stunned when he heard this. After thinking for a while, he found a response from his new knowledge. He said, "There are other services, more expensive ones. Do you want them, boss?"
Although I don’t know what the specific service is, the answer is definitely correct.
Qin Minghuang: "..." How come you are so skilled? You can even keep up with my speed even though I have seen so many movies
Qin Minghuang felt that this kind of interaction was somewhat strange. Can different races understand each other's lives? They didn't understand, but if they tried to understand, it would become particularly funny.
She looked at him as if she were looking at a monster that could transform into a human form, and found him fresh and strange.
I said I wanted to be his girlfriend, but I just thought it was fun and didn't take it seriously.
The giant octopus took this seriously and squeezed next to her at night and wanted to sleep with her.
Qin Minghuang, who had played with him for a whole day, was reluctant to refuse. She thought to herself, this is not good, it's ok to ask her to eat octopus, but she can't bear to sleep with octopus.
In the stories she had heard, the last warrior who defeated the sleeping monster was Xu Xian.