Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 16: Fat cats can also dance lightly

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Zheng Tan's face was inexplicable, he didn't even know who "Buddha" was. Originally thought that Jiao Dad would talk about his leaving home, but now not only did he not mention leaving home, but what happened to the "Buddha" he said

"Oh, forget it, it doesn't look like you know it." Jiao Ma returned to the kitchen to continue cooking dinner. She didn't think a cat could make Chu Hua's famous "Buddha" change his attitude.

Jiao Dad sat down on the sofa and described the general situation of "Buddha" to Zheng Tan.

Hearing Dad Jiao talk about a woman in her fifties with a serious face, Zheng Tan thought of the old woman who went to the artificial lake.

It should be that one.

The original name of "Buddha" was Ye He, the dean of the School of Physics. It overlapped with the name of Yehenala, the old Buddha in the Qing Dynasty. In addition, he was more serious and had a strong aura. Everyone in the School of Physics was in awe of him. The dean's husband is now the president of Chuhua University, and he was named "Buddha" at some point.

Zheng Tan thought about Dean Ye's appearance and style of doing things, and it was really impressive.

Dad Jiao didn't ask about Zheng Tan's departure from home, and he didn't delve into the matter of "Buddha smiled". Anyway, it doesn't seem like a bad thing to see "Buddha" like that.

At dinner time, the two children woke up, feeling much better. The first thing Jiao Yuan did when he woke up was to check "Baby" in the refrigerator.

"Oh, Shet!!"

Jiao Yuan let out a whimper, and was just heard by Jiao's mother, who came out with the vegetable plate. After she put the dishes, she twisted Jiao Yuan's ears, "Swear again, deduct one piece of pocket money!"

"Hey, don't, it's not that I can't help myself, but I'm justifiable." Jiao Yuan rubbed his twisted ears and said.

No matter how Jiao Yuan explained, a piece of his pocket money was still deducted. Zheng Tan saw Jiao Yuan's gnashing of teeth while eating, and estimated that he would go to school tomorrow to settle accounts with those three.

After seven days of desertion, the Jiao family became lively again, and the popularity returned.

After dinner, the two children watched TV for a while and then went to their respective rooms to review their homework. They didn't go to school for a week, and some homework had to be made up. This did not require Jiao's parents and Jiao's mother to say that they were very conscious.

Jiao Ma went out to find her colleagues and sisters after finishing the dishes. Jiao's mother worked as an English teacher in a junior high school near Chuhua. When she was away, she found someone to help with the class. When she came back, she had to thank them. They all belonged to the family's compound. Bring the fruit over.

As for Dad Jiao, he is now sitting at the desk and reading a collection of books.

Zheng Tan walked over and looked at the cover of the book. It was a collection of works by Mr. Zhou. So, Dad Jiao is not in a good mood right now.

People always have various negative emotions such as dissatisfaction, depression, boredom, etc., but they have different ways of venting. Some people like to speak foul language, some like to drink heavily, some like to fight or do some strenuous exercise, etc., but Zheng Tan does not. I have heard Jiao Dad swear or use some other intense sports to vent. Because there are children at home, he seldom smokes, and he doesn't drink much. He only drinks when some close friends come over.

Different from others, Jiao Dad would read Mr. Zhou's essays every time he was in a bad mood and felt bored but had no solution. Zheng Tan remembered the most recent time, in August, when Dad Jiao was waiting for the National Natural Science Foundation of China to release the list. That time, Zheng Tan watched Dad Jiao read "The True Story of Ah Q" with Mr. Zhou's anthology. The good thing is that a few days later, the National Natural Science Foundation of China released the list, and Jiao Dad's name was listed.

As for today...

Zheng Tan jumped on the desk and took a look. Jiao Dad was watching "On "Fucking" today.

[… After all, the times are moving forward, and there is no way to go back to the “fuck” times of the past. After a lot of thinking, plus the profound and long-standing cultural heritage, I finally found a word that is "more elegant", "more civilized", and more enjoyable than "shiri" than "shiri" - "jiri" . "Ijiri" was called out comfortably...]

Seeing this text, Zheng Tan glanced at Jiao Dad, who was seriously looking at the book, and scratched his ears. Well, everyone has a different way of venting their depression, and he doesn't understand how Dad Jiao's thinking works.

Zheng Tan jumped off the desk and came to the balcony to breathe. Before Zheng Tan could take a deep breath, he heard the unique singing voice from the fourth floor.

"I planted a melon under the root of the wall. I water it every day. I come to see it every day. It sprouts. It blooms. ~"

Zheng Tan: "..."

Hug your grandma claw claw!

The parrot was watering with a small watering can in his mouth. When he was eating watermelon in summer, he spit some watermelon seeds in the flowerpot on the balcony. As a result, he accidentally found a long melon seedling. Sing "Grow a Melon" while watering.

It is very strange that this melon seedling still survived. You must know that the parrot and its owner sometimes go on business trips for several weeks without watering. Moisture.

As for fertilization, hehe, there are so many bird droppings, no need to worry.

Zheng Tan looked over there, the melon seedlings have grown a lot, but I don't know how long the poor melon seedlings will last in this state of growth.

Before the parrot found him, Zheng Tan slipped back into the living room, rolled on the sofa, and closed his eyes to sleep. I have to get up early tomorrow to go for a run. Recently, after a full lap around the school, I am not as tired as I started. I heard Wei Ling say that in a few days, I will increase the training intensity and I will also have to train to climb trees. A long way to go...

A good night's dream.

The next day, Zheng Tan could not wait to burst into tears while facing the bowl of Sanxian noodles in front of him. Sure enough, it is good to have someone at home, without having to eat in the cafeteria.

After Zheng Tan finished eating, he walked slowly to the big lawn, where Wei Ling was warming up and waiting.

"Fifteen minutes later than yesterday."

Zheng Tan ignored it, rested for a while, and digested food.

After wandering around on the lawn, I started the daily round-the-school run. The recent running made Zheng Tan's feet a lot rougher. It was painful for the first few days, but it got better after that.

Today's trip around the school was different from usual. It was changed to a branch line that was relatively biased. It was necessary to climb uphill and take the stairs.

After the run, Zheng Tan's limbs were almost ground on the ground, and he was exhausted, and walked slowly towards the East Family Area. Wei Ling followed, if no one was watching at this time, a little Chihuahua could kill Zheng Tan.

When he was about to reach the compound of the East Family District, Zheng Tan looked over to the grove, Ah Huang was rolling in the grass, and the sheriff stared at the turtle dove on the branch. As for Big Fatty, Zheng Tan swept around, but the guy was still sleeping on the pile of stones.

There is a pile of weedy stones, if you don't look closely, you can't really see that there is a cat squatting there, squatting with its legs curled up, squatting in the grass like a peanut and squatting on the ground to sleep.

Zheng Tan was about to lift his feet to go over there. The fat man over there stood up because of his sleeping position, and his ears were a little depressed. He jumped up immediately, his eyelids were no longer drooping, and he looked in the direction of the road with awe. Look, it doesn't look like he just woke up at all.

Since the big fat man has developed more and more horizontally, he has more flesh on his face, and his head looks bigger. When the hair is fluffy, his ears are much smaller. However, this guy's ears are still so good.

When Zheng Tan was wondering, Big Fat was already running towards this side. At the same time, a familiar car with a military license plate slowly drove to the side of the road and stopped next to Zheng Tan and the others.

The closed car window slowly lowered, and half of the glass window was not lowered. The fat man who ran over jumped and rushed into the car from the gap that was opened.

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Zheng Tan would never have thought that this fat man could jump so lightly, and he calculated it so accurately that the gap just opened could allow him to jump in.

but…

Can't you wait until the window is fully lowered before jumping, big fat? This is very dangerous!

This bitch is a shaking M, rushing to be abused. When I go back later, I guess I will see it squatting instant noodles again.

Zheng Tan was thinking about how the fat man would be pitiful later and squatting on instant noodles, and Wei Ling, who was beside him, slapped a standard military salute until the car went away.

Zheng Tan looked at Wei Ling suspiciously, and then at the car that was far away, puzzled.

"The old leader of the past, he was promoted later, and now he is also a big man." Perceiving Zheng Tan's doubts, Wei Ling said. It's no wonder that the first time I saw the fat cat, I thought it was weird. I didn't expect it was taught by this guy, and the cat's behavior at that time was understandable. It seems that the fat cat is hiding deep enough.

Zheng Tan was still in surprise, but he didn't expect that the relatives of Big Fatty's family were still big people.

Wei Ling threw the mineral water bottle in his hand into the trash can. Although he has been discharged from the army, his military salute just now was completely conditioned reflex.

"Can you dance so accurately?" Wei Ling asked.

Zheng Tan knew that he was asking about that precise jump from Big Fatty just now. If you pull your ears and seem to jump by yourself, the probability is not high. If the window was fully opened, he would definitely be able to jump in easily, but according to the width of the gap that the window opened just now... it is not difficult, he may hit his head, or he may stumble on his hands and feet.

It stands to reason that Zheng Tan is not as fat as Da Chuan, and the difficulty should be less, but Zheng Tan is completely clueless.

"So, you are far from that fat man." Wei Ling concluded. What he saw just now was just the tip of the iceberg of the fat cat. He believed that the fat cat was definitely more capable. Although he had never seen it move since he came to Chuhua University, he was keenly aware and vigilant. And computing power, coupled with the jumping ability of some fat but not inferior to other cats, all show the difference in this cat.

"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!" After putting down a sentence, Wei Ling ran away. Instead of continuing to run around the school as in the previous days, he ran outside the school. He wanted to find friends to catch up with the old days and talk about Today's news.

Zheng Tan has also recovered his strength now, climbed a tree in the grass, and went home for dinner at noon.

At the same time, Dad Jiao was going home because he wanted to copy a document, and he happened to see Wei Ling saluting in the car just now. He heard Yi Xin talk about his cat running with a person in the morning for exercise, and Mrs. Zhai also told him that she was thinking about how to investigate Wei Ling, but she didn't expect to see this scene.

It's good to know.

After returning home and copying the data, Jiao Dad went to the house of the fat man on the first floor, and came out ten minutes later.

When the Jiao family and the couple talked about Zheng Tan that night, Jiao's father said, "Don't worry, although the specific identity of Wei Ling is not clear, he can definitely trust him and let Hei Tan learn some skills to save money in the future. Frustrated when traveling."