Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 197: Is it yours?

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Unsurprisingly, the program in Xiaoyouzi and the others won the first place. The first place has three programs, one for singing and dancing, one for sketches, and one for Xiaoyouzi and their drama.

The judges gave a very high evaluation, "This program has exercised the students' hands-on ability and unity and cooperation ability. From the prop production to the background soundtrack, the students themselves completed it, and it also fully demonstrated the three flashes of filial piety, bravery, and harmonious coexistence between humans and animals. Comments such as "point" and so on will directly increase the score.

This "harmonious coexistence between humans and animals" obviously refers to Zheng Tan's collaborative performance in the show.

Zheng Tan's face became hot as he listened to the compliments in the audience, and those people were exaggerating more and more.

Yue Lisha's little girl really likes her, knowing that the school wants to use a show as a role model, and in the end, this show for their class really became a model representative. The certificate and the "Six Day Gift Pack" food awarded by the school made these children excited. In addition, "June 1" will be tomorrow, and the students from the primary school will have a day off, so it's no wonder that they are in a bad mood.

After returning to the courtyard after the performance in the afternoon, some parents who were sitting far from Jiao Ma in the auditorium saw Jiao Ma with Xiaoyouzi and Zheng Tan, and asked Jiao Ma, "Hey, that beast is your family. Black charcoal?"

These kinds of questions never stop.

From the time Zheng Tan left the auditorium until now, his ears have been "flying" with his ears pulled like a plane. From the look of it, he knew that this guy was in a very bad mood. Zheng Tan wondered if people who knew Zheng Tan in the compound would see him when he went out for a walk in the future, "Look, divine beast!"

Paralyzed, thinking about the mood is a lot worse!

In order to avoid being called the beast all the time, Zheng Tan didn't go out the next day, that is, "June 1".

"June 1" is Wednesday, Jiao Yuan has to go to school, Jiao's mother has to go to work, Yue Lisha rented a disc and asked Xie Xin and Xiaoyouzi to watch an idol drama together, and Zheng Tan was alone at home. Xiaoyouzi wanted to take Zheng Tan with him, but Zheng Tan didn't want to go out, and now he felt too bored at home.

Lying on the balcony and listening to the fourth-floor slut bird singing, suddenly his ears moved, Zheng Tan carefully distinguished it, and then went out and ran to the third floor to Ermao's door. Sigh pushed the door in.

Inside the room, Er Mao and Qin Tao were talking nonsense with a bottle of beer.

Qin Tao must have skipped work and came to play directly. As long as there is nothing important to sign and go through the procedures, he only plays soy sauce in the company and comes out to play when he has nothing to do.

Seeing Zheng Tan coming in, Qin Tao asked Er Mao, "Why didn't this guy go out for a walk today? Didn't he run around outside at this time?"

"I guess it's because I'm afraid of being called a divine beast." Er Mao laughed.

"Oh? Let's hear it." Qin Tao was curious about the name.

Er Mao talked about what happened yesterday, Qin Tao also laughed, "Isn't it nice to be called like that, what a shame."

Shy ass!

Zheng Tan should be glad that the word "divine beast" is more serious at this time.

Qin Tao sat in a chair with his legs crossed and had no shoes on.

Zheng Tan looked at the shoes on the ground, then looked at the balcony two steps away, raised his paws, hooked the shoes, and threw them out.

The leather shoe made an arc in the air, then jumped over the railing on the balcony and fell.

Er Mao: "… "

"Damn it!" Qin Tao jumped to the balcony with one leg and looked down, his leather shoe was already lying on the ground downstairs in this building.

Running down on his slippers to pick up the shoes, Qin Tao complained that "cats are careful eyes". His funds are a little tight recently. Some time ago, he was scolded by his father for not doing his job properly, and he also deducted pocket money, so it's better not to spend it when it's all right. If it was two weeks ago, he wouldn't pick up the leather shoes that fell downstairs. Yes, just buy a new one.

"Hey, I advise you not to say too many bad things about it." Er Mao said.

"Why?" Qin Tao put the shoes on his feet that had been wiped indiscriminately to prevent them from being thrown off again.

"I heard that there is this guy's single room over there in the night building, an exclusive single room! If I can't find my senior brother when I go to play, I will count on this one." Er Mao said. In fact, if you really want to create a private room exclusively for yourself, Ermao can bring it up. Judging from the background of Wei Ling and Ermao, Ye Hao will not have any objection. But Er Mao finds it troublesome and costs money.

As for Qin Tao, he was running out of money recently, and in the past he would not spend money on a single room, let alone an exclusive single room.

"That's it?!" Qin Tao looked incredulous, "Has the head of Yelou boss been bitten by a cat?"

The two complained that cats were treated better than humans, and then Qin Tao mentioned Heimi.

"Why does your black rice feel so quiet, is it not sick? Your father is incompetent." Qin Tao said.

Zheng Tan thought for a while, then walked to the balcony to have a look. There was a winter cushion on the balcony. Heimi was lying on his side and sleeping with his eyes closed. He didn't form a ball like before, he looked lazy. Oceanic.

Ermao didn't care much, "My black rice is in good condition. I even took a few pictures for people to show, and said that it has gained weight, which proves that I feed the cat well. Although the black rice has been quiet for a while, but The food intake is good. In addition to cat food, I also let people help steam the small fish to change its taste. When the weather is good, the black rice will lie outside and sleep in the sun.”

During this time, when Er Mao went to Jiao Wei's small restaurant, he would also ask Jiao Wei's mother to help him steam some finger-length fish. At first, he saw Jiao Wei when his mother was selling vegetables. The fish is also fresh, I bought some and fried it myself to cook. Later, Ermao liked to eat, and was going to let his "girls" enjoy it too, so he made some extra money to let Jiao Wei see fresh fish and help him get some cat food, so now Ermao went to get food Sometimes there is another small lunch box with steamed fish, brought back to adjust the appetite for black rice.

"It is indeed fatter." Qin Tao stood at the door and glanced at the black rice lying there. After thinking about it, he said in a joking tone: "There will be no cats, right?"

"Fart!!" Er Mao got angry, took off his shoes and threw it over, "How is that possible!"

After Er Mao finished speaking, he thought about it, and recently his own black rice didn't mix with the few in the compound. Have a kitten?"

Zheng Tan stood at the door and looked at the black rice there, and when he turned around, he found that Qin Tao and Er Mao were staring at him suspiciously.

Zheng Tan: "... "Fuck! I haven't even reached the level of a cat!

Although he is a cat now, but the cat has a human heart, he can't get through the psychological barrier of Zheng Tan, and it's not bad to have sex with the big waves of girls.

Originally, I was going to listen to the gossip of these two people, but now I am not in the mood to stay. Zheng Tan decided that it is better to run here less in the future, otherwise he will have to blame himself for anything in the future, and he cannot tell.

When he was going out, Zheng Tan saw the automatic feeding machine in the living room. Ermao is very lazy. Basically, he can eat black rice whenever he wants. It is not surprising that he is fat.

However, Zheng Tan always felt that something was not quite right.

Two days later, after dinner, Zheng Tan was lying on the sofa watching the dog blood bubble drama with Jiao Ma, Er Mao came over, and after a brief chat with Jiao Ma, he found an excuse to drag Zheng Tan away.

Zheng Tan was still a little inexplicable. When he went downstairs, he always felt that Er Mao, who was walking in front, was exuding a black sullenness.

On the third floor, after entering the room, Er Mao squatted down to face Zheng Tan, gritted his teeth and said, "Tell the truth, you really don't have that..." Er Mao scratched his hair, "Heimi has a cat, is it yours? !"

Zheng Tan: "!!" I'll go! Really have!

"If you say yes, flick your tail vertically, if you say no, flick your tail horizontally!"

Zheng Tan decisively threw it sideways, and threw it several times in a row. Nima, this water can't be poured on yourself!

"It's not you?" Er Mao frowned, staring at Zheng Tan, as if to recognize the authenticity of Zheng Tan's denial. "It's not you, who is that?"

Er Mao sat directly on the floor, scratching his hair, thinking hard about which **** cat it was.

It turns out that Ermao is free today, but remembering what Qin Tao said that Heimi has gained weight recently, he always felt uneasy, so he decided to take it to the pet center for inspection and take a bath by the way. Ermao was lazy during this time. Even the black rice has not been washed for a few weeks, at most Ermao washes its claws.

The result was taken to the pet center for an examination. The veterinarian told Er Mao that the cat was about four weeks pregnant.

For Er Mao, this was a bolt from the blue.

Then the veterinarian instructed Ermao to pay attention to some issues, and told Ermao that the kitten would be born in a month, so be prepared in advance.

Another thunderbolt.

a month? So fast? !

"Don't they say cats are three dogs and four dogs? How come they are born in two months?" Er Mao asked.

The veterinarian calmly put a pamphlet on the care of pregnant cats into Er Mao's hand: "You misunderstood, cats and dogs are born in about two months, and as for cats three dogs four, some say that cats Three times a year, four times a year for dogs, and some say that cats and dogs have different timings. But these are not important, the important thing is that you know that your cat will give birth to a kitten in a month, so pay more attention. "

At that time, Ermao only listened to the veterinarian's instructions, and was thinking about how to find the cat in the compound when he came back, and he was in a mess.

I bought some cat food for pregnant cats introduced by the veterinarian, Er Mao brought the cat back, and sat on the sofa holding the book given by the veterinarian for an afternoon. Sighed down.

Originally, from Er Mao's point of view, Zheng Tan was the most suspicious. As a cat father, he always felt that his own cat was the best, and his own black rice would definitely be disliked by cats with poor quality. Among the cats in the compound, this one was the only one. Black is the best.

Now the cat denies it, Ermao believes that the cat in front of him won't lie to him, but if it's not this cat, then which **** cat is it? Er Mao thought about the cats around him one by one, and wondered which one his "daughter" would like. Ah Huang, that eunuch ruled out first, sheriff? Or the fat guy on the first floor? But when I usually took Heimi out, I didn't see how close it was to those two. No matter what, it's still impossible to prevent it.

Zheng Tan looked at Er Mao's tangled face, and then looked around. Heimi was lying in his cat's nest, still lying on his side. There is a book about taking care of pregnant cats and kittens on the sofa. It seems that Ermao will be busy enough in the future.

Staying Ermao was tangled there, Zheng Tan hurried away, he didn't want to be in trouble, anyway, it wasn't him who did this, and no one wanted to fall on him.

So, not long after he liked to be "father", Ermao liked to be "grandfather" again, to be precise, he liked to be "grandfather".