"Ha ha ha ha!"
Originally, there was not much expression on his face. He threw the old man who was playing Pai Gow on the coffee table, patted his legs and laughed happily.
The few people sitting on the sofa also laughed out loud, with surprise and curiosity in their eyes. In contrast, Er Mao and Senior Brother Walnut's first reaction was not too much laughter nor too much surprise, but a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, this cat has the ability, and it does not suffer. Er Mao thought.
Zheng Tan didn't pay attention to the few people on the sofa, but stared at the sneak attacker who was thrown out by him just now.
It wasn't a man who attacked Zheng Tan just now, but a monkey in a small suit. It seems to be the kind of macaque shown on TV. Macaques are widely distributed in the country. Relatively speaking, it is a relatively common monkey, but there are not many people who can raise them with formal licenses, except for acrobatic troupes, zoos and certain tourist attractions. Besides, in life, Zheng Tan has only seen such one.
At this moment, the macaque got up and ran to the side of a person, chirping. Zheng Tan didn't know what it was talking about. However, from the action of the monkey pointing at Zheng Tan and his small suit Guess, it's probably a complaint.
Paralyzed, you dare to sue for an active sneak attack? !
The atmosphere in the house became active again. Some were talking about Zheng Tan's trick of throwing the monkey just now, some made fun of the monkey just now, and the most important thing was that they made a temporary bet when Er Mao was looking for Zheng Tan. Who will suffer. Strangely, except for the monkey's owner and the other two people, the others, including Senior Brother Walnut and the old man, suppressed Zheng Tan. Now these people are busy collecting money.
"What did they say just now?"
"Wu-song-fight-tiger-hahaha!" Senior Brother Walnut and the others who had won the bet roared in unison.
These people are really bad. Zheng sighed.
Er Mao also took the time to talk to Zheng Tan about the monkey.
The person who raised the monkey was also the senior brother of Wei Ling and Er Mao, and the junior brother of He Tao, called Pei Liang. Pei Liang's family is in a tourist area, backed by a mountain, and the store he opened is to do business for tourists, and he lived a good life. However, one day when Pei Liang was going to deliver the goods, a little monkey suddenly ran over, jumped up from the leg of his trousers, and held on to Pei Liang's arm.
Later, I found out that a tourist encountered a little monkey without the mother monkey while traveling. He planned to take it back to play. Who knew that this little monkey escaped when he found a chance. I don’t know why. Seeing that Pei Liang hugged his arm, he didn't let go.
Later, the tourist left, and the little monkey was taken back to the mountain by the person in charge of the place. However, after a while, the little monkey didn't know how to find Pei Liang's house, and ran to his house every few days. People living nearby sometimes encounter monkeys, but after all, the number of times is not large, and sometimes some protective measures are taken to prevent the monkeys on the mountain from going down the mountain and stealing things. There are not many events like Pei Liang's family that are always visited by monkeys.
Pei Liang's family encountered this just an exception. Gradually, he became familiar with Pei Liang's youngest son, and he did a lot of fishing and catching birds. The family's children dug traps and it helped pass the shovel, and the family's children went to join in the fun. Follow along too.
But this is not always a problem. At the strong request of his son, Pei Liang went to someone to go through some procedures. After all, without the approval certificate from the relevant forestry administrative department, the practice of privately raising national-level protected animals is illegal. rearing.
When choosing the name, Pei Liang wanted to call him the Great Sage Qitian directly. It sounded domineering, but Pei Liang's old man was more careful and felt that the name should not be too high, so he removed "Tian" and "Saint", Leave the word "Qi Da". But Qi Da sounded a bit like someone's boss. Pei Liang thought it was too troublesome to think about the name, so he added the word "big" at the back, so the name of Qi Da, which was quite awkward in Zheng Tan's opinion, was put on it. On the head of this macaque, it will accompany it for life.
Qi Da's status at home is not low, the children are guarded, the old man is pampered, and Pei Liang's old mother even took reading glasses and sewed a set of "Monkey King" clothes by herself. In Er Mao's words, it looks like a singer.
The IQ of monkeys is higher than that of some animals. After getting along with people for a long time, they naturally learned some things. In the past five years, they have become more clever and weird. Therefore, at the wedding of Qianwei Ling, Pei Liang did not dare to let it out. Qi Da, this guy learned a lot of bad tastes from the children in the family. Wei Ling finally got married. If something goes wrong, Wei Ling will definitely remember it in Pei Liang's head.
Later, there was a production crew in Pei Liang's house that used to make a movie. Pei Liang's son took Qi Da to watch the lively scene, but he was caught. After the negotiation, he paid a sum of money for Pei Liang to guide Qi Da to a cameo scene. Originally, a trained monkey was prepared, but the monkey saw that Qi was not very spiritual and changed it temporarily. Facts have proved that the effect is good. During that time, Qi Da got along very well with the crew and always made people laugh.
After that, some people went there to shoot movies, TV series, scenes, and documentaries and promotional films. I don’t know if there was contact between several crews, and they went to Qi Da. This monkey is very popular. One, and the business of Pei Liang's family was booming for a long time.
Now many tourists travel there, and when they hear Qi Da's name, they are curious to take a look and take pictures. Qi Da, this monkey likes to take pictures, and I don't know how many photos there are in the family. As soon as he looks at the camera, his pretentious pose is naturally posed.
"Have you heard, who has pets that can make more money than humans? This is also raising a family!" Pei Liang sighed and sighed, saving some face for his monkeys. Next to him, Da Da Qi chirped a few times, as if responding.
However, after hearing Pei Liang's words that "pets make money to support the family", Er Mao and Senior Brother Walnut glanced at Zheng Tan at the same time, but didn't say much. A few people around noticed Er Mao's actions and asked a few more questions, but Er Mao didn't go into details, just said that this is a black cat who is also a moneymaker and a rich man.
"Dare to Qing, this earth cat is more arrogant than Qi Da, it's too low-key, we haven't seen any news about this cat," said one person.
"That's because its cat father doesn't allow a high profile." Er Mao replied.
"That's right!" The old master slapped the coffee table with a slap.
Several people looked at the coffee table at the same time and made sure that the coffee table was not broken before continuing to talk and laugh. In their hearts, they each muttered, when will the master's broken habit of slapping tables be changed? Fortunately, the old man knows not to destroy the hotel's things.
The old man didn't feel that he had behaved inappropriately, and continued: "This is the protection of cats, some people nowadays are swayed by greed and utilitarian, they can do anything, and animals don't enjoy it like people do. Some protections, especially those that are not included in the national protection level, can only be acknowledged if they suffer, so it is better to protect them. Pei Liang, you should learn!"
"Yes yes yes!" Pei Liang nodded, "It's not because our home is in a mountainous area, unlike a big city where there are many people, and I'm not the only one keeping monkeys there."
"Are other people's monkeys as flamboyant as yours?!" The old master stared.
"No." Pei Liang hesitated, "I must pay attention!"
"Cough, then again, this cat is really strong." Someone changed the subject after receiving Pei Liang's look for help.
Sure enough, as soon as the words turned to the cat, the old man stopped holding Pei Liang.
"What's so strange about this, cat, you can't take it as usual. The one in my family has caught prey several times bigger than it!" The old man said with a natural tone.
The person who spoke just now curled his lips slightly and stopped talking. Anyway, the old man has reasons for saying anything about the master, and he is not allowed to refute it. As for the cat in the master's house... Look at the black cat not far away, and then think about the cat in the master's house, can this Tamar be the same
"Except for the problem of strength, the cat's reaction was also very fast just now. When the black cat started to move, Qi Da just came out. The reaction is really fast." One person said.
"Er Mao, have you leaked the secret? Tell this cat house there are monkeys?" another asked.
"No, absolutely not! I just make it smarter." Er Mao denied.
The old master nodded, "This cat has been alert since entering the door just now. As soon as the cat's ears moved, I knew that the cat was aware of Qi Da, and I definitely knew that the monkey would attack from behind. I'm ready."
Zheng Tan: "..." You praised me wrongly, I really don't have the ability to find that broken monkey.
Moreover, from the perspective of human psychology, Zheng Tan does not want to be held compared to other animals. It kind of feels like bullying the weak.
"You guys!" The old man raised his hand and ordered a few cents one by one, "Not even a cat!"
Er Mao and the other brothers and sisters all choked up at the same time, but no one refuted it. Yes, you have to train people on whatever topic you talk about.
Zheng Tan listened to the group of people chatting and noticed that the old man was praising the cat in his house in addition to training people. Zheng Tan, who has experienced it himself, knows that the words of his own family are all good, and he knows all the pits only after seeing the real thing.
Qi Da, who was hiding beside Pei Liang, suffered the fall, and now he doesn't dare to approach Zheng Tan. It is estimated that he sees that Zheng Tan is not a soft persimmon, but a dangerous object. Throwing melon seeds and peanuts or something, Zheng Tan approached in anger, and then she hid beside Pei Liang for a while and screamed.
Later, Zheng Tan didn't bother to pay attention to it, so he moved to another place and jumped onto the back of the sofa of Senior Brother Walnut's sofa. Then he didn't dare to throw anything. If he accidentally throws it at the level of Senior Brother, even the monkeys will be criticized for taking people.
After having a meal in the afternoon, they went back to their respective houses. Ermao and the others went to the bridal chamber, but Zheng Tan didn't have the intention to follow him.
Originally, Zheng Tan thought that after Wei Ling's wedding, he would never see the monkey again. But a week later, Er Mao asked Zheng Tan if he could go out to play, saying that Qi Da missed him.
It turned out that this time Pei Liang brought the goods to Chuhua City. One was to attend Wei Ling's wedding, and the other was a film crew filming in a city near Chuhua City. Qi Da wanted to make a cameo in the past. I heard that the salary is not good. few. The next day of the wedding went to filming, and I only came back yesterday. In two weeks, there will be an animal program going to the capital. During this time, Pei Liang stayed at his home, brother Walnut.
Ermao drove Zheng Tan to Senior Brother Walnut's house, "That monkey should have a grudge. I guess I'm thinking about how to get revenge this time. You should pay more attention to Black Coal, so you don't get beaten up."
Beaten up? how is this possible? ! Just that monkey? !
After arriving at Senior Brother Walnut's house, Zheng Tan heard a voice as soon as he entered the door. He followed the voice and looked over. Qi Da was riding on a big dog. He looked at Zheng Tan with great air and raised his chin.
Zheng Tan suddenly wanted to say something to the big dog: "Are you the funny guy invited by the monkey?"