Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 213: buddy

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"Hey, senior brother, why do you still have a dog here?" Er Mao stared at the dog, and was relieved after seeing that the dog did not show any hostility towards Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan could also see that, in addition to the dog in front of him showing strong vigilance at first, after staring at him and Er Mao for a while, he became a lot more easygoing, not aggressive, but it still blocked Zheng Tan and Er Mao. At the door, he didn't look like he was going to leave.

It's just that the monkey on the big dog's back saw that the big dog didn't show his power for a long time, so he barked a few times in a hurry, and even pulled the ring around the dog's neck.

"Heijin, come here, it's a guest!" Senior Brother Walnut's voice came from the study.

The big dog standing in front of Zheng Tan and Er Mao immediately avoided it and walked over to the study.

This time, Qi Da was even more anxious. He seemed to feel ashamed. He pulled the collar on the dog's neck a few times, trying to make the big dog turn around. Unfortunately, not only did the big dog not change his direction, but he was thrown off his back by the big dog. go down.

After rolling on the ground, Qi Da got up and looked at Zheng Tan. Seeing that Zheng Tan's eyes were not very good, he hurried to the study and went to find his backing. He didn't want to be beaten again.

When Zheng Tan walked into the study, he found that the big dog was lying beside Senior Brother Walnut, ignoring the others around him. Da Da Qi jumped to Pei Liang's place and presumably complained.

Another whistleblower. Zheng Tan was disdainful.

"Is this a Kunming dog? It looks like it has served in the military." Ermao said, looking at Heijin with shining eyes.

Most men are more willing to keep dogs, just like when Zheng Tan first met Brother Walnut, Brother Walnut said, "I would rather have a dog than a cat".

"Yes." Hearing Er Mao's words, Senior Brother Walnut was very proud, "Hei Jin is a military dog who retired early due to injury, and belongs to a friend's company. The dog is there, although it is not as good as a human being, but it's the same. Isn't it a famous soldier? Everyone said that a radish has a pit. It can be regarded as a weapon in the military. You don't have to have it if you want it. It took me a lot of time to get it. Fortunately, everything went well. I caught a drug dealer for me two days ago. The old man made this dog! But I didn't dare to take him to the bureau. These kinds of dogs generally don't bite people casually. ruthless."

"I raised it without making a sound. I didn't hear a word about the dog from Senior Walnut when everyone was talking about their pets in the hotel. But then again, don't you have police dogs there? If you want to raise a dog, you won't have to wait until now. ." Er Mao asked.

"This doesn't look right, and it took a while to get used to it after I brought it back. It has to be a strong personality, so I can't ask you to come back at all. Heijin may be patient, he can help arrest him when he goes out, and stay at home. It can prevent thieves, and even help to collect shoes when it rains! I heard from my friend that when he was in the company, Hei Jin was often instructed by those people to steal other people's shoes. to their company commander."

Hei Jin, who was lying on the ground, moved his ears from time to time, paying attention to his surroundings, and occasionally when he heard a few familiar words, he even raised his eyes to look at Senior Brother Walnut. When Brother Walnut was talking about the friend who was in the army and the company, Hei Jin, who was lying on the ground, made a whimpering sound.

Senior Brother Walnut leaned over and touched Heijin's head, "You miss them, don't you?"

Zheng Tan suddenly felt that the atmosphere had become sad, even Qi Da didn't move, his eyes widened and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Hey, Er Mao, I'll show you the photos of Qi Da's filming some time ago." Pei Liang broke the sad atmosphere, "Look, there's a popular female star, and I still have an autograph... Can I sell it by then? less money."

Zheng Tan: "..." Dare to get the autograph just to sell it

"When these photos go to participate in the show, they will be more showy and popular." Pei Liang treasured these photos and bought a few albums to put these photos in, and then take them to support the scene.

"You're shooting a costume drama, and you're still wearing costumes. Brother Pei, you show people's photos for a show, aren't you afraid of being held accountable?" Ermao pointed to the photos on the album.

"It's okay, I got permission, and they are happy. This is also a kind of publicity, which can increase their attention." Obviously, it is not the first time that Pei Liang has encountered such a thing, and he is skilled in handling many aspects.

While Er Mao was looking at the photos, Pei Liang took out his digital camera and sighed to Zheng, "Come on, three friends, take a photo to commemorate."

"It's okay to take pictures, but don't leak this photo out." Brother Walnut said.

"I know, I know." Pei Liang waved his hand, and then motioned for Zheng Tan to go over, "Black gold and black charcoal belong to the 'black' family, it's fate."

"I'm not sure when these two will be able to cooperate. After all, they both have experience in solving cases." Senior Brother Walnut said jokingly.

To take a picture, Zheng Tan looked at Qi Da, who was scratching his head and making a pose, and then looked at the black gold who was called over and squatted there obediently and looked like he was on a mission. Zheng Tan thought about it and jumped onto a small chair, he was short You have to stand taller, otherwise when Da Da and Hei Jin come over, Zheng Tan will appear to be quite thin.

Qi Da did not dare to stand next to Zheng Tan, so he had to let Heijin stand in the middle, and Zheng Tan and Qi Da stood on both sides. It doesn't matter whether Zheng Tan stands in the middle or on both sides, just take pictures.

After returning home, Zheng Tan thought again that he would never see the monkey again, but within a few days, Pei Liang brought Qi Da to visit.

Speaking of visiting the house, it was actually Ermao who didn't allow them to enter the house, so they had to come to Jiao's house to sit. As soon as Da Qi entered Er Mao's door, Heimi started to roar, so Er Mao didn't care about anything else, his cat was more important, and monkeys, he still stood outside the door.

Er Mao felt sorry for his cat, and Pei Liang felt even more sorry for his monkey. After sitting at Er Mao's place for a while, he discussed it with Er Mao, and Er Mao took him upstairs to visit. After all, Jiao Ma didn't know Pei Liang.

Today is Saturday. At this time, Xiaoyouzi and Jiao Yuan are both doing their homework in the room. When they hear that there are guests coming, they are not ready to answer.

Qi Da was wearing a thin windbreaker today, and it was wearing a hat just now.

"I didn't look at it carefully, I thought it was a child!" Jiao's mother warmly welcomed Pei Liang and Qi Da after listening to Er Mao's introduction, "It's a pity that there are no bananas at home, and there is not much left to eat."

"Don't be so troublesome, just give it a glass of water." Pei Liang hurriedly stopped Jiao's mother who was about to go out to buy something.

Jiao Ma still washed some fruits and took them out, as well as small snacks. Pei Liang selectively asked Qi Da to eat some.

When Da Da followed Jiao Yuan to play with toys in his room, there were only a few adults left in the living room. Today, Pei Liang came here for a visit, to see what the family that raised Zheng Tan's special cat was like, and the second was to take a group photo for the three little friends, by the way.

Pei Liang took out a cigarette and prepared to smoke, but thinking of a woman and two children in this room, he put the cigarette down again.

"It's alright, let's smoke."

"No, if I take out the cigarette, it will be a waste of my cigarette."

"Yo, it still smokes." Jiao Ma was surprised.

"It's not..." Pei Liang began to complain, from smoking to drinking, and now he still plays cards, "This guy has his own wardrobe, made by his family, and some commemorative costumes sent by the crew. , even if its clothes are torn, we are not allowed to throw it away, unless it hates throwing it by itself. It’s almost spoiled by the family.”

This resonated with Jiao's mother, "My family is too! They are all spoiled, this temper is bigger than people..."

Zheng Tan, who was listening with his ears in the room, said, "..."

Qi Da gets along very well with children, which may be the reason why he has had more contact with children since he was a child. Unlike many cats and dogs, they run away when they see bear children. Now Qi Da is bullying the two little turtles in the tank. As soon as the little turtle stretched its head out, it poked it with its hands, then stretched it out and poked it again, and then chirped a few times. Looking like a pair of hands. Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi laughed at the side.

"Go to the capital to participate in the show?"

In the living room, Mom Jiao was surprised.

"Yeah, the invitation was issued two months ago. For this, everyone in the family accompanied it to prepare. My mother also specially bought some good fabrics to make it a new Monkey King costume, just as shown on the TV. In the old version of Journey to the West, the appearance of Monkey King is sewn, waiting for the time to shock the audience. I think your cat can also participate in the show. Many animals who go there to participate in the show are very smart, and many of them have been on the show. TV, TV dramas, movies, etc., it is considered half a star. I heard that this one of your family has also made commercials, so it is absolutely qualified, you can go and sign up. "

"You also signed up like this at the beginning?" Jiao Ma asked.

"No," Pei Liang shook his head, and when he talked about it, he started to squeak again, "Our family was only invited by the program team by phone, and there is no need for qualification examination, because Qi Da has already made a lot of films, and he has also I have taken pictures with many celebrities. As for the reason for the invitation to this show, a few months ago, there was an incident of eating monkey brains, which caused heated discussions, and the people in the show team suddenly saw that there was a cameo of Qi Da in a TV series, and they thought about it. Such an idea makes people show mercy."

"My family's too," Jiao Ma said. "The reason I went to shoot a public service advertisement was because of cat abuse, which can attract more public attention. Alas, who are people now!"

After a while, Zheng Tan heard Jiao Ma's exclamation and looked over there, and saw Pei Liang showing off the group photo of Qi Da and the stars, and even Xiaoyouzi and Jiao Yuan ran over to see it. .

When Pei Liang left, he also left his phone number and the address of his store. If the Jiao family traveled there, let them know in advance that they would set aside a room, eat, drink, and guide the tour guide. But it's a huge site.

The show that Qi Da participated in happened to be broadcast on Saturday, usually after 8 o'clock in the evening. In the past, Jiao's mother was watching TV series at this time. On this day, the Jiao family and Zheng Tan were all concentrated on the TV. forward.

The show was filmed early, and Pei Liang had brought Qi Da back home, but the first broadcast was this night.

When he came to the stage, Qi Da was dressed in Monkey King's uniform, with two imitation pheasant feathers stuck on his head. He looked like the costume of Monkey King in Journey to the West on TV. As soon as he got up, he danced with the "golden hoop stick" and played somersaults with the stick, which attracted applause and cheers from the audience.

After the performance, there is a bow, showing that it is not only talented, but also polite.

Zheng Tan couldn't help but sigh that he had actually acted, and when interacting with the host, he could always divert the attention of the audience in front of the camera from the pretty host.

As the host said, this is a "monkey spirit".

There will be other talent shows next. Simple arithmetic has been performed by many pets when they come to the show, but Pei Liang is not going to let it show this.

"I can dance with guns and make a stick at home, and I can help make a fire and cook at home. It's very versatile. However, I still have to ask one more thing, do you have any other talent shows?" The host didn't know anything. asked Pei Liang.

Pei Liang thought for a while: "Then let's read aloud emotionally."

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV were curious, how did this monkey recite poems emotionally

It didn't take long to finally know.

Qi Da Da faced the audience, and behind it, the background screen displayed: "Goose, goose, goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tiange. White hair floats on green water, and red palm pulls clear waves."

Pei Liang read it again.

Immediately, Da Qi followed and read: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

In addition to this poem, Pei Liang read a few more poems, and Qi Da followed "唧".

Although everyone didn't understand it, Qi Da's sentences were very similar, and the rhythm and the changes in intonation and momentum were all well done, which made the audience happy.

Jiao Yuan looked at the TV, threw a piece of chocolate into his mouth, and said, "I think the black charcoal can also pass a few poems to 'meow'. It must be better than Qi Da!"

Little grapefruit nodded in agreement.

Zheng Tan: "..." Don't even go to death!

After the show was funny, it began to be sensational. Pei Liang's acting skills are also not covered. Although most of the stories are true events, they also need to be rendered to make people feel more deeply and let people understand the sense of responsibility. Many times treating pets is like treating another child in the family In general, many people may not understand, but people who have the same experience are nodding.

The host at the scene also contacted Pei Liang's house, and it was Pei Liang's grandmother who answered the phone.

After the old lady received the call and listened to the host's explanation, the first sentence was: "Mr. Qi, I'm grandma!"

The host laughed and whispered, "Pei Liang has been left behind."

The audience also cheered.

Hearing the voice, Qi Da looked around and found no one. Pei Liang handed it the microphone: "Come on, say something to grandma."

Qi Da grabbed the phone and chirped there. No one could understand what it was saying, but it seemed that the monkey was very emotional and his eyes were wet.

"Come back early after filming the show, and be careful on the road." Before the call ended, Pei Liang said a fucking word to end it.

After the conversation, Qi Da jumped into Pei Liang's arms, and Pei Liang patted it on the back as if to comfort a child, "I'm homesick, we'll go home after filming the show."

After that, there was not much about Pei Liang and Qi Da, the show was coming to an end, and the theme had to be put on it. On the background screen are pictures of caged monkeys, with the uneasy and frightened eyes in their eyes. This is the monkey brain-eating event that was hotly discussed in those days.

There, Jiao Ma lamented the repeated use of protected wild animals, while Zheng Tan was thinking, sure enough, there is a good backer, more reliable than anything else.