Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 216: Really right

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"Why is this guy here?" Qin Tao asked, bumping Er Mao with his elbow.

"I don't know! This cat is always haunted."

Ermao is still depressed, how can a cat be so tossed? Is it still some distance from Chuhua University to here? Can cats really walk long distances? But if you want to walk, you can also walk at night. Now there are many people and cars during the day, which makes no sense.

Just thinking about the reason, Er Mao's phone rang. Looking at the caller ID, Er Mao's eyes narrowed and he answered immediately.

Seeing Er Mao like this, Zheng Tan and Qin Tao thought that something big had happened, so they didn't make a fuss and waited quietly for Er Mao to finish the phone call.

"It's really coming?!" Er Mao's voice raised a level when he heard the words from the other end. He felt that he was too excited, and then slowed down and said, "Okay, I'll go back right away, thank you, and invite you to drink another day."

After hanging up the phone, Er Mao's face was gloomy, "It's uncle! It really is it, that cat dares to go there!"

"Which cat?"

"That little bunny who bared his teeth when he saw Lao Tzu!" Er Mao said bitterly, "How long did it take for Heimi to give birth to a cub? Son of a bitch, that will grind me to death!"

When Er Mao said this, Zheng Tan knew that it must be Peanut Candy that went to the compound again.

Qin Tao smiled gloatingly, "Speaking of it, it has been four months since Heimi gave birth to your cub, and she will definitely have another litter. I have seen a female cat get pregnant again before the cubs have left..."

"Shut up!" Ermao raised his foot and kicked Qin Tao, "Tama really deserves a beating."

Qin Tao jumped to avoid the foot, and twisted an orchid finger, "Come on, come on, beat me~"

Zheng Tan and Er Mao: "..." I suddenly felt that this person became more and more cheap.

Ermao didn't have time to play cheap with Qin Tao here, "I'll go first, you can find your goddess yourself, and after you catch up, invite us to eat, drink, and have fun."

"Understood, Cat Numao, hurry up and go home. I heard that it is difficult for cats to be locked up. Even if it wants to run out on the third floor, it will probably be able to run out. There are many ways you can't think of."

Before Qin Tao finished speaking, Er Mao ran away like the wind.

"Hey, look at that virtue, a cat slave." Qin Tao said contemptuously at Er Mao's back.

It was probably because he felt too bored and wanted to talk but couldn't find anyone. Looking around, Qin Tao's eyes fell on Zheng Tan, he waved to Zheng Tan, took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album for Zheng Tan to see.

Qin Tao's mobile phone is a new type of mobile phone with a large color screen, which is high-end compared to current mobile phones. The screen is slightly larger than other mobile phones, and the photo above is relatively clear.

Zheng Tan stood on the top, some distance from the bottom, looked at the side, walked down a staircase not far away, and looked at the photo on Qin Tao's mobile phone.

Qin Tao squatted down and handed the phone to Zheng Tan.

Don't say, this girl looks really good on the phone.

"How is it? Pretty? It's still without makeup. It's love at first sight! Understand?" Qin Tao raised his head and covered his chest with affectionate expression: "Most is the gentleness of the bowed head, just like a water lotus that can't beat the cool breeze. Shy."

Also wrote poetry. Zheng Tan shivered with goosebumps and contempt in his heart. According to the rumors about Qin Tao he heard so far, this guy's love at first sight is too easy and too cheap.

Sure enough, the deep affection on Qin Tao's face soon turned into obscenity. He raised his hand and drew a peach heart in the air, "Do you know why the peach heart is in this shape?"

Zheng Tan looked at him.

"This is the shape of a woman's buttocks when she bends down." Qin Tao shook his head regretfully as he spoke: "Tsk, you, a cat, wouldn't understand the meaning of this shape."

Zheng Tan: "..."

Hit the pain point.

Zheng Tan wanted to say that I, Tamar, understood it deeply! It's a pity that the god of the pit has turned himself into this look! Damn you, does Tamar know the pain of Lao Tzu? !

Just like what Er Mao said before he left, this girl really deserves a beating.

Just as he was talking, the text messages on Qin Tao's mobile phone rang. After reading the content on the mobile phone, Qin Tao's smile became wider, "Brother, I won't chat with you, I will go to the beautiful lady~"

Qin Tao shook the text message on his mobile phone in front of Zheng Tan. He didn't expect a cat to understand, just to satisfy his vanity.

Zheng Tan took a look, the sender was "Chen Meiren", and Qin Tao took back the phone before he could read the text of the text message.

Qin Tao took out a small and delicate bottle of perfume and sprayed it on his wrist. The middle finger and ring finger touched the wrist, and then touched the back of the ear, the back of the neck, the hairline, and gathered the hair...

This girl not only likes to be cheap, but also very sassy.

After Qin Tao finished sorting, he couldn't wait to meet the beautiful lady, Zheng Tan sighed in his heart, another good cabbage was eaten by pigs.

However, Zheng Tan recalled the familiarity he felt in Qin Tao, and then he remembered that he was like this shit back then. It's just that now, compared to Qin Tao, Zheng Tan didn't have the profligate capital that Qin Tao had. I don't know why he thought he was so awesome. Zheng Tan suddenly thought it was funny to despise Qin Tao, as if he was mocking his former self.

While watching, Zheng Tan felt a headache, a branch fell on his head, and then fell to his feet.

Fortunately, the branch was not too thick, and Zheng Tan's resistance to blows was relatively strong, so Zheng Tan was not hit with a concussion all at once.

Looking up, she squinted her eyes and looked up at the culprit, who was panting with a grin and sticking out her tongue, and yelled at Zheng Tan twice.

call you uncle!

Paralyzed, but also understand sneak attack!

Zheng Tan ran up the stairs and slapped both claws at Coke.

When Tan put down the game and saw a cat and a dog chasing over there, he said happily: "Look, how well these two play."

At the same time, Tan Xinxin was happy for his wise decision to bring the cat with him, even if he just lost a game, his mood was not much worse.

After slapped after chasing Coke, Coke saw a mouse and blocked the mouse in the past. Zheng Tan didn't have the heart to play with it, so he decided to walk around and maybe see a few beautiful women.

The staff dormitory area here is on the edge of the school and is relatively close to some small streets outside. However, it is not the time when classes are over and there are fewer students walking around.

While walking on the side of the small street, Zheng Tan looked at the snack bars on both sides and felt a little hungry when he smelled the smell.

As he was walking, Zheng Tan saw several young people approaching in front of him. Originally, Zheng Tan was not going to pay attention to these people, but after hearing the conversation of these people, Zheng Tan slowed down.

"Driving a car costing more than 100,000 yuan makes you think you're amazing and drags you to the sky? A frog at the bottom of a well!"

"That's right, I still want to soak in Chen Meiren, I'm just over my own power, courting death!"

"If he dared to go again, it would not be as simple as being hit with a stick and smashing the car."

"Okay," one of the leaders handed the mobile phone in his hand to another young man, "Give it back to your class, Meiren Chen, and don't let her know about it."

Chen Meiren, isn't this the courtyard flower that Qin Tao said before? Wouldn't it be Qin Tao that the "people looking for death" these people were talking about

Looking at the appearance of several people, it seems that they have just beaten people, and two people are still carrying a long bag in their hands. Judging from the outline of the bag when it shakes, it feels like something like a steel rod.

When they passed by Zheng Tan, Zheng Tan smelled the smell of blood, and among them was the scent of Zi Sao Bao that Qin Tao had sprayed on his body.

Sure enough, Qin Tao must have been beaten.

"Hey, how many of you have done bad things again?" A girl on a bicycle came out of the side door over there and asked after seeing a few people.

"Where, let's finish yoga, here is a yoga mat, do you want to see it?" A young man shook the long bag in his hand and said with a smirk.

The girl pouted, obviously disbelieving, but she didn't say much, and left on the bike, she didn't dare to be serious with these people.

A few young people didn't care about the black cat that passed by them just now. There are so many people who keep cats around. They are interested in paying attention to a cat.

Zheng Tan looked from the direction the young people came from just now, turned a corner at the fork, and went into the slightly quieter alley.

It didn't take long for Zheng Tan to smell the smell of blood, and quickly ran over to take a look. The person who went to pick up girls with great confidence an hour ago was beaten to the ground like a pig's head. Next to it was the new phone that used "Legend of the Hungry Wolf" as the ringtone. At this moment, the screen had been stepped on and the battery had been thrown out.

I was really hit by Er Mao, this girl was really beaten.

Zheng Tan approached and saw that the man was still panting, but he didn't open his eyes, so he raised his paw and patted Qin Tao.

Qin Tao opened his eyes and saw a black cat face in front of him, then twitched the corners of his mouth, "Fortunately it's you, otherwise if others see me like this, this face will be lost."

Saying that, Qin Tao sat up, touched the nosebleed, wiped it on his body at will, and sat there silently.

Zheng Tan thought for a while, and ran out of the alley. When he passed a store just now, he saw a roll of toilet paper at the door of the store. It was estimated that it fell when the boss was moving the goods. It's the low-quality small rolls of toilet paper that restaurants use, haven't used it yet, and won't unravel when rolled.

When Qin Tao heard the sound and looked over, he saw the black cat pulling a roll of inferior toilet paper for food stalls all the way over like a toy.

Although Qin Tao usually doesn't use this kind of thing, but now the situation is different. He picked up the toilet paper and wiped some mud marks and bloodstains on his body. At least he made himself look less embarrassed. go out.

Feeling the rough touch from the inferior toilet paper, Qin Tao sighed to Zheng: "Don't tell Ermao and the others, it's too embarrassing. The boat capsized in the gutter." After a while, he said, "Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs. what."

Qin Tao took out his pocket and pulled out the twisted cigarette. The lighter was still good. Light a cigarette, sit there smoking, and be silent. After smoking a cigarette, Qin Tao wiped off the blood that was seeping from the wound with a tissue. It was really painful, but fortunately, he had protected the basics just now, and his life was no problem.

After smoking, Qin Tao got up and took off his coat, which was covered in blood and footprints, but didn't throw it away and put it on his shoulders.

"Thanks cat brother."

Zheng Tan was worried that Qin Tao was like this. Although Qin Tao was not a good person, he was Er Mao's friend after all, so it was better to look at it.

Following Qin Tao out of the alley, Zheng Tan looked around. It was a little closer to the staff dormitory. It was in the shape of a "V". After walking out, he found that the other entrance from the small street was actually not the same. Not too far.

When he came out of the alley, Zheng Tan saw that the windshield of the car parked not far from the alley had been smashed with several holes.

Zheng Tan looked at the car and felt that the car was quite familiar.

Just thinking of this, I heard Qin Tao say with a happy tone: "It's okay, this car is 20 cents, cheap and worthless."

Zheng Tan: "..." No wonder he looked familiar.

Last month, Qin Tao lost a bet with Ermao, and the cars were exchanged. Qin Tao was quite depressed before, but now it seems that if his car is smashed, the loss will be great. However, if it was really his million-dollar car, would these people really dare to smash it

Shaking his head, Qin Tao stopped thinking about those. No matter what happens, what should I do

There were some people around pointing at the car, Qin Tao didn't care, he opened the car door and went in.

There are still a few stones in the car, it is estimated that the car was smashed with this.

"If my car wouldn't have been smashed so easily, Ermao's cheap car is really bad." While disgusting, Qin Tao picked up a few stones in the car, dug out a bag and put them away Go in and throw it on the passenger seat, along with his coat.

Qin Tao's eyes looking at the few stones made Zheng Tan feel fluffy, and he mourned for those few people in his heart. How could Qin Tao be able to swallow this breath

But Zheng Tan didn't have the time to take care of those things. Qin Tao would make troubles as he liked. Those few people didn't look like good people.

However, is it really okay for Qin Tao to drive like this? What should I do if I suddenly feel dizzy and have an accident in the middle

Qin Tao didn't have these worries at all. After cleaning up the inside and checking it, the car could still drive, so he waved to Zheng Tan and left.

The sound of cola from the staff dormitory sounded, Zheng Tan looked at the fairly stable car in Kaiyuan, shook his beard, and ran back to the staff dormitory, it was time to go back, otherwise Tan Fang did not see Zheng Tan and took it What if Coke is gone? The old man looked unreliable, maybe this kind of thing could really be done.