Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 236: strategic scientist

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"Remember everything you need to pay attention to?"

"Remember, it's just the boss, do we really need to make it so complicated? Although there are many people clamoring to take pictures in the morning, many people are just talking about it. Generally, not many people will go there in the afternoon, right?" The working group The person took a notebook and wrote down a few things that Xiao Guo just said to pay attention to, and also raised their concerns.

"You don't need to worry about it, I'll stand up for any boss." Xiao Guo didn't seem worried, he patted the staff on the shoulder and asked them to set up the venue for the afternoon photo session.

After the employees were all gone, Xiao Guo took time off to eat a few pieces of watermelon. Although he has been busy since yesterday, his body and mind are tired, but the harvest is not small, especially the performance in the morning, although he did not go to watch it, But according to Charlie and others, among the ten cats, black cats are the most popular.

Xiao Guo laughed when he thought of Charlie's description of the situation at that time. At that time, there were too many people clamoring to take pictures in the past, and the lucky audience selected wanted to pose. The time taken is lengthened. Usually, the previous group has finished the performance, and the next group will seize the time to set up the props while the previous group is taking pictures, but the props behind Zheng Tan have been set up for a long time, and the photo session has not ended, and the people behind him are so angry Several bottles of mineral water.

Yes, it means that there is still time to take pictures in the afternoon, and it is specially for everyone to look for celebrity cats to take photos. On Saturday, none of the cats who won the award left. The organizer arranged a place for everyone to take pictures. There are many opportunities, but on the spot. Shooting is free. If you wait for the afternoon, you have to spend money. Some people don’t care about the money, but there are inevitably some people who love petty cheap.

Xiao Guo asked people to count the people who took the initiative to contact here to make an appointment to take pictures in the afternoon. There were about a dozen people, and some people were hesitant and undecided, but Xiao Guo would not miss this great publicity opportunity.

but…

Xiao Guo glanced at his cell phone and received a call from Associate Professor Jiao saying that he had returned to China. If the cat daddy returns to China, it is estimated that the obstacles will be even greater for the cat to help him in the future. In short, seize this opportunity to gain more popularity.

After Zheng Tan took a nap in the lounge, he was pulled over to prepare for taking pictures. Just now Xiao Guo told him that Jiao's father is back and will come here in the afternoon. On New Year's Eve, Dad Jiao called and said that he would be back in the second half of the year. I didn't expect to be back now. I heard that I bought a plane ticket from Beijing to Linzhou at 1 pm. It took two hours to fly to Linzhou at 3 o'clock, but I didn't know. When will Dad Jiao come to the venue

Knowing that Jiao Dad was coming, Zheng Tan was in a better mood, and even had a better attitude towards those who asked for a group photo. There were a lot of people taking pictures in the morning, and there were also some children. Fortunately, those children didn't pull Zheng Tan's beard.

The morning competition is not ranked second, but the group photo in the afternoon directly reflects who is more popular. Xiao Guo asked someone to set up the venue at noon. Now, the shooting location is very professional, and the person responsible for taking pictures is also a professional photographer in the team. This is an old man who has cooperated with Zheng Tan many times, and they are familiar with each other.

A few young people who came to take pictures at first, especially a few young men, proposed to take a photo with Jin Ling, but Jin Ling did not refuse. Now, some young people wandering outside got itchy, and hurriedly lined up to pay for a group photo. Because of this, when the people who aim at cats and those who aim at Jinling add up, there will be more people in line.

This is the genius of Xiao Guo.

We don't lose compared to cats, we still don't lose compared to girls, we have to grasp with both hands, and we have to be hard with both hands.

However, everyone who came to take a photo with the cat, Xiao Guo told them that the cat should not be touched, especially the head. If you touch the cat, you will not be responsible for being caught or bitten. As long as you listen to their arrangements, everything will be fine. .

For many people who know cats, they feel that cats should be touched and scratched their chins to get closer and closer, but the people at the scene told them that this black cat is different from him, and there is no way to explain it. However, anyone who has taken a photo knows that this cat is not easy to get along with, and has a black face. In fact, it is quite friendly to take pictures, such as taking the initiative to cooperate and pose.

Twenty yuan for a photo. Although the photo is not big, it will be made more beautifully, and the name of "Green Wing" and the name and address of the pet center are printed on the back of the photo. Xiao Guo will not give up any promotion. opportunity.

People are such a mentality, everyone is crowded to do things, even if they are not very interested, they will want to join in the fun, some people who only take pictures with the famous cat champion cat, also come to line up when they have free time.

There are some costumes next to it. Those who are about to turn around can go over and choose the costumes. A little boy of six or seven years old ran to pick one, and then stood in front of the fitting mirror and looked in the mirror, probably because he thought he was wearing those clothes. He's so handsome, he pissed himself handsome.

Yes, really pissed.

When Zheng Tan heard the people around him laughing, he looked over and found that the little boy in front of the fitting mirror pursed his lips, and then cried out with a "wow", his pants were already wet, including the costumes. A wet urine stain.

Sometimes Zheng Tan thinks that children's minds are actually quite weird. If they don't say anything, you can't necessarily guess what they are really thinking.

There are many people taking pictures. For Zheng Tan, it is not too much trouble, just pose there and get kisses from a few ladies, but the age span of these "ladys" is too big. From eight years old to sixty-eight years old, Zheng Tan accidentally found that he had been slapped on his forehead. There was also a two- or three-year-old child who left a string of jellyfish on Zheng Tan's head before "Bo" reached Zheng Tan's forehead. I don't know what this little kid was thinking at the time.

Seeing this, Charlie quickly went over and wiped it with a tissue, and then wiped it with a damp towel several times. Seeing that Zheng Tan didn't get angry on the spot, Charlie breathed a sigh of relief.

During the period, someone from the organizer came to watch the photo shoot, and there were also photographers. The organizer contacted Xiao Guo and asked him to take the cat to take a group photo at the end of the event. The cats in the group photo were all the cats that won the prize this time. Tan was the only domestic cat that did not win the award, and the other three domestic cats were the first, second, or third place in the domestic cat group. However, in terms of the popularity of the venue, Zheng Tan still dumped them several times.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the event was coming to an end, and fewer and fewer people took pictures. Except for those who had already paid and queued up, those who came later were told that it was over.

"Hey, this gentleman, I'm sorry, the photo shoot has ended. If you are interested, you can visit our store at that time. If you have a cat at home, you can also check out our own brand. The quality is absolutely guaranteed!" The person on the edge of the photo area stopped the person who came by, but before he could finish speaking, someone from the work team came over.

"Huh? Teacher Jiao, why are you here? Are you here to pick up the cat?" The person who came over was an old acquaintance of Xiao Guo's pet center and one of the few people who knew that Zheng Tan was at Jiao's house.

Seeing that everyone knew the person before, he stopped talking and let Associate Professor Jiao go in directly.

When Zheng Tan took a photo with someone, he caught a glimpse of Dad Jiao standing beside him, but Dad Jiao signaled him to continue "working", and Zheng Tan didn't go there, but he didn't have much thought about taking pictures.

After the last photo was taken, Dad Jiao came over and lifted Zheng Tan up like a child and threw it in the air twice, "I'm fat."

Zheng Tan: "..." As expected of a scientific researcher, with a shake of his hand, it is estimated that he can be accurate to three decimal places. However, Zheng Tan did not completely lose weight after getting older and fatter.

Dad Jiao didn't take Zheng Tan directly away now. He has already heard that Zheng Tan will have to go up to the stage at the closing ceremony to take a photo with the cat that won the award. The photo will be placed on the activity record of the relevant organization as Remember.

The closing ceremony was much less crowded than the opening ceremony, with only some relevant units and the owners of those cats present.

Zheng Tan stood on the stage, there was a ladder-shaped decoration, and the cats who won the prize were placed on it. Cats don’t listen to training like dogs, so they have to hurry up, or they will start fighting when they get impatient. It's time to be troublesome.

Zheng Tan's position was in the middle of the back row, and there was a long-haired big man squatting beside him. It was about to squeeze in the middle, but when he met Zheng Tan's eyes, he moved in the opposite direction unconsciously, as if If you don't think it's safe enough, move on.

Papa Jiao looked funny from the audience and took out his camera to take pictures.

The mood of the cat owners in the audience is like the mood of the parents in the audience when their children stand on the podium to receive the award after winning a performance or competition.

The person standing beside Jiao Dad saw Jiao Dad's movements and asked, "Your cat is also on it?" Before waiting for Jiao Dad to answer, the man continued, "My son is right above, the champion of the kitten group. , hehe, this little guy has shown the temperament of a champion at a young age!"

Papa Jiao looked in the direction the man pointed. There were only three kittens on the stage, and he didn't know which one was the cat the man said.

Just as Dad Jiao was watching the speculation on the stage, he heard the man next to him shouting at the stage, "Huang Shang, look this way, I'm Dad!"

Jiao Dad: "..."

One of the three kittens over there is ginger, probably the little guy. The kitten named "Yellow Shang" didn't know if he heard it or not. The typical Garfield's flat face was a little serious, but he looked around, and it was really aura.

After the closing ceremony, Dad Jiao took Zheng Tan out first, and then went to meet at the hotel that Xiao Guo and the others had booked in the evening, and went back to Chuhua City together tomorrow morning.

The reason why he left with Zheng Tan alone was because Dad Jiao met Fang Shaokang with children and pets outside the venue before entering the venue. Fang Mengmeng said that he wanted to take a photo with Zheng Tan, but Fang Shaokang did not want to take a picture with the pet. The people in the center contacted him, so he asked Dad Jiao to take Zheng Tan out if he was free, and then we all had a meal together.

When Fang Mengmeng took Fang Shaokang's SLR camera to take pictures of Zheng Tan and Dami, Jiao Dad chatted with Fang Shaokang.

"I can get rid of the word 'vice' soon when I come back this time? Congratulations in advance." Fang Shaokang said.

"Thank you. However, after the word 'vice' is removed, the challenges to face are also greater. Now there are many capable people." Jiao Dad smiled and shook his head.

"That's true. Even in famous universities in China, there are many strategic scientists."

Fang Shaokang said "strategic scientist" with obvious irony, this Jiao Dad understands, Fang Shaokang said "strategic scientist" in a sarcastic tone, not referring to Qian Xuesen and Qian Lao's three-dimensional It is a type of strategic vision, but ironically, more and more people nowadays only talk about strategy and not scientific research, and rely on the background of the country's projects to make a fortune.