Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 24: It takes five barks to wake a cat up

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At six o'clock in the morning, Wei Ling got up. Boil a pot of hot water and put it there. After the two children get up, they can wash their faces with warm water.

Wei Ling did not grow up in Chuhua City, but because some of his friends were in Chuhua City, he came to Chuhua City to develop after being discharged from the army. After living for a while, Wei Ling's deepest impression of Chuhua City is the weather here.

In Wei Ling's words, "The weather is ill and needs to be cured."

The temperature in Chuhua City always makes people feel like shit. The temperature of nearly 30 degrees yesterday can suddenly drop to 10 degrees today. Perhaps because the temperature has not dropped steadily, there is still a lot of green on the campus. Of course, dead leaves also fall, but among the greens and browns by the road, people will always notice green first, maybe it is Because green can make people feel better.

Wei Ling didn't sleep all night, and it was very late after checking the information. When he was about to take a nap for a while, Jiao Dad called Wei Ling to say that he wanted to cool down and asked him to help take care of the two children. After answering the phone, Wei Ling didn't feel sleepy anymore. He played Spider Solitaire boredly, from the intermediate level 2 deck to the advanced level 4 deck. After playing, he started mine sweeping again and again and again until dawn.

Although he hadn't slept all night, Wei Ling was still in good spirits in the morning. It was still early. He was going to go for a run first, and when he came back, he would bring breakfast to the two children.

In order to prevent the two children from being suspicious when they woke up, Wei Ling wrote a note on the dining table so that it was easy to read and prepared to go out. After taking two steps, he stopped and looked at Zheng Tan, who was sleeping on the sofa.

Ever since he scratched the thief that day, Zheng Tan always felt that the smell of blood on his paws would have a bad influence on the children. He heard that the smell of blood would irritate children and make them more prone to nightmares, so Zheng Tan also She didn't sleep on Gu Youzi's bed.

However, Gu Youzi took out her little fur cloak as a quilt for Zheng Tan. There was a hood on the fur cloak, and two cat ears were sewn on the hat for decoration.

At this moment, Zheng Tan was huddled in the fur cloak, forming a "ball" shape and sleeping soundly. Zheng Tan has never understood why cats often sleep in a ball shape, and is it not tired to maintain that sleeping position

But when Zheng Tan turned into a cat, he realized that this sleeping position is really comfortable for a cat. Sometimes he falls asleep without consciously forming a ball, like Same at this time.

"Black charcoal, run!" Wei Ling, who was standing by the door, shouted down his business.

There was no movement under the fur cloak.

"Hei Tan, get up and run!" Wei Ling said again. He didn't believe the cat on the sofa couldn't hear.

The tips of the ears protruding from the edge of the fur cloak moved, and then… no more.

Wei Ling: "..." This little bastard is definitely pretending to be deaf!

"Black charcoal!" Wei Ling said for the third time, with a little warning.

Zheng Tan still didn't move, but better than just now, Zheng Tan snorted as if coping from his nose, saying that he heard it, and you can get out if it's all right.

"Black charcoal! Get up!" Wei Ling said for the fourth time.

This time, Zheng Tan finally moved, stretched his waist, put his head out of the fur cloak, squinted at Wei Ling, yawned, and waited for five seconds, seeing that Wei Ling had no further text, He shook his head and continued to sleep.

"Black charcoal, get up and run!!" Wei Ling said almost every word.

This time, Zheng Tan's movements finally got bigger, kicking off his fur cloak, a big lazy waist, and shaking his fur.

Wei Ling: "..." Paralyzed, I didn't expect to wake up a cat with five barks!

"Are you still going to step on the sofa and go to the toilet to pee?" Wei Ling gritted his teeth.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, he wouldn't do things like stepping on milk, and if he wanted to step on a big girl, stepping on the sofa was a fart. Zheng Tan has always felt that milk stepping, one of the signature actions of cats, is quite obscene, especially since this obscene technique belongs to the Oedipus complex inherited from the group, which is almost common to cats.

There is no need to step on milk, but you still need to pee in the morning.

Looking at the black cat running to the bathroom, Wei Ling looked at the ceiling helplessly. With this kind of cat, why did the Jiao family treat it as a treasure? !

Due to the sudden drop in temperature, Zheng Tan felt a chill as soon as he came out of the building, causing him to shiver.

The sun hasn't come out yet, and the campus is fairly quiet. Except for the movement of dragging things in the cafeteria, there is not much noise.

However, when Zheng Tan was halfway through his run, the school radio rang on time.

It starts broadcasting at 6:30 every day and goes live until 7:30.

When passing by the student dormitory, the school radio had already played the original song and started broadcasting gymnastics.

"Start doing it now, the eighth set of radio gymnastics, stay where you are~ walk! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

"Fuck, arguing with your sister early in the morning!" A manic voice came from the dormitory facing the loudspeaker.

Before the sound fell, a slipper was thrown from the dormitory window and hit the speaker, but it still couldn't stop the sound playing on the school radio.

"Jump movement, one two three four five six seven eight, two two three four..."

"Ah - sooner or later I will smash you! You wait, the day I leave school is the day you die!"

Hearing the movement over there, Zheng Tan suddenly felt a sense of delight.

Not everyone can get used to earplugs. I'm sorry for those who thought they could avoid early self-study after going to college. Early self-study is not necessary, but there are still some kind of broken things, and every working day will ring on time. school broadcast.

Zheng Tan was fortunate that he lived in Dongyuan. The surrounding area of the family compound was relatively clean. The radio could be heard only after walking out of the compound, so it was okay to sleep in.

At the end of the lap, there was no news from the Central People's Broadcasting Station on the school radio, which proved that it was not yet seven o'clock.

Jiao Yuan and the others all got up at seven o'clock.

Wei Ling went to the cafeteria to buy breakfast first, and Zheng Tan waited for him to buy breakfast before heading to the family compound.

When I returned to the compound, I met the old man Yan who was out to walk the dog.

Niu Zhuangzhuang, the guy with big head and small eyes, is shaking his tail vigorously, this is his performance after seeing Zheng Tan. Although Niu Zhuangzhuang is indeed fierce in fights, he is fine with other pets in the compound. Ah Huang often licks its hair. Zheng Tan saw white and brown hairs in the hair balls that Ah Huang spit out a few days ago, which must be the hairs on Niu Zhuangzhuang and Hua Jiong.

Wei Ling would sometimes play Tai Chi with some old men in the morning, and he was quite familiar with a few old men in the courtyard, so the old man Yan also knew Wei Ling and greeted him after seeing Wei Ling.

"This dog is very bloody." Wei Ling said, looking at Niu Zhuangzhuang, who was being led by Old Man Yan.

When old man Yan heard this, the smile on his face became much deeper. Recently, the old man especially likes to tell people his "strong" glorious deeds.

However, Niu Zhuangzhuang does not have a good attitude towards Wei Ling. It is estimated that it is the natural intuition of animals. It has always avoided Wei Ling. If Wei Ling stared at it for a longer time, it would still face Wei Ling. Baring teeth.

The old man Yan looked at the breakfast Wei Ling bought and said disapprovingly: "You bought eggs and soy milk? I heard someone say a few days ago that eating eggs and soy milk together will not only not double the protein intake, but will affect the normality of protein. Absorb. I forgot the specific principle, and I am not engaged in research in that direction, you can ask Xiao Jiao when the time comes, they should know. "

After Wei Leng thanked the old man Yan, they said goodbye to each other. The old man Yan had to take Niu Zhuangzhuang for a walk, and the two children from the Jiao family were probably also getting up. The school radio has recently started broadcasting the news of the Central Radio.

When Zheng Tan walked home, he was still thinking about the old man Yan's words. In retrospect, when he was in Jiao's house, he didn't seem to have seen eggs and soy milk at the same time. I won't eat it right away.

In the end, Wei Ling still brewed milk for the two children.

Lan Tianzhu and Su An came to ask Jiao Yuan to go to school together, so Zheng Tan didn't have to go to the attached elementary school. That's fine, Zheng Tan thought, taking advantage of Wei Ling's presence in the past two days, he should try to find a way to tell him about it first. No matter whether it can be done or not, it is at least a verification of his own thoughts.

While Wei Ling was in the toilet, Zheng Tan came to the bedroom and jumped onto Jiao Dad's desk. There are some books that Jiao Dad often uses on the desk. Zheng Tan's first target is the "Genetics".

Dad Jiao helps people with genetics courses, and Dad Jiao has seen all the teaching ppts so far this semester. Zheng Tan has seen all the teaching ppts. After each ppt is completed, Dad Jiao will try it out by himself first, and some details can only be described. It was only when he noticed that this was Papa Jiao's habit.

Zheng Tan dialed out the book "Genetics", and all he needs to do now is to find the information he wants from the content of the courses that Jiao Dad hasn't taken yet.

Zheng Tan wasn't sure if what Jiao Dad said when he was in the hospital that day was what was in this book. He just tried his luck.

For a cat, turning pages is not an easy task, but Zheng Tan is used to it, and he will become proficient when he turns more. When Zheng Tan is turning pages, his ears will also pay attention to the movement around him. If he hears Wei Leng coming out, Zheng Tan will not turn the book like this. After all, a cat will be really scared when he reads such a professional book. human. Even if Zheng Tan doesn't understand this at all, it's very unusual in the eyes of others.

Fortunately, Zheng Tan quickly saw the information he wanted. No wonder Dad Jiao would talk about the developmental process before birth in the hospital that day. Depending on the time, Dad Jiao will talk about it when he is in class next week. Dad Jiao just read some more content when preparing for class.

When Wei Ling went into the bedroom to get the documents, he saw the black cat squatting next to the computer and fiddling with a bookmark.

"Don't scratch that out, that's a record made by your Jiao Dad!"

Because the bookmark had been scratched out by Zheng Tan for a long time, Wei Ling took the "Genetics" and opened the page where the bookmark was located, and put the bookmark inside again and clamped it, just as Wei Ling was about to close the book. At that time, he caught a glimpse of some words on the page from the corner of his eye, and the action of closing the book stopped immediately. After reading it, I turned a page.

After seeing the content on the back page, Wei Ling frowned and read the content several times.

In fact, this paragraph is what Jiao Dad said in the hospital that day, and the paragraphs of pen words on the edge of the page that involve the human gender controversy are all notes Jiao made when preparing for the lesson.

Zheng Tan did not directly put the bookmark on the page of the desired content, but on the previous page of the content, which could also play a disguising role.

After reading that paragraph, Wei Ling closed the book and took out his mobile phone to call someone.