Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 282: Funny is more fun than monkeys

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Zheng Tan was ready when Qi Da appeared, but when he heard some movement from far to near, Zheng Tan didn't stare at Qi Da.

Outnumbered, not running is a fool.

Qi Da originally planned to take a more coquettish pose, but in the blink of an eye, he saw the black cat run away.

In Qi Da's impression, Zheng Tan is very fierce, difficult to get along with, and has a bad temper. He will beat up at every turn. Therefore, Qi Da always thought that Zheng Tan would heroically have a one-on-one match with the friends he summoned. The battle, but the current situation made Qi Da stunned.

Two seconds later, Da Qi came back to his senses and hurriedly chased after him. Although none of his friends arrived yet, the cat finally came to his real territory, and he would not be happy if he didn't take revenge. Chase!

Zheng Tan ran very fast, and at the same time, he also paid attention to the surrounding terrain, so as not to forget the way. He can't run back now, those monkeys are all over there, so Zheng Tan keeps moving forward.

Large areas on the mountain are dense forests, and there are various shrubs below.

Zheng Tan ran on the ground, throwing those voices farther and farther away, only Qi Da was closer. However, Qi Da was not idle when chasing, and a series of voices came out of his mouth, it was estimated that he was continuing to summon his friends.

Ermao said before that he didn't see a few monkeys in the mountains, but now, Zheng Tan is fully aware that there are indeed many monkeys in the mountains in this place.

Although the chasing soldiers in the rear did not catch up, Zheng Tan heard movement in front of him.

The monkeys who could hear Qi Da's voice all gathered here. Zheng Tan sighed in his heart. He could tell that there were a lot of monkeys by listening to the voice, and it was estimated that there were twenty or thirty or more.

Two or three Zheng Tans can still handle it, but if there are too many, I can't be sure, not to mention that this is the home field of the monkeys.

There are already some monkeys approaching from the side.

Snapped!

A pine cone-like thing smashed at Zheng Tan's feet, Zheng Tan just glanced at it out of the corner of the eye, didn't pay much attention, and continued to run.

clap clap!

A series of unidentified things were thrown over. Probably these monkeys threw a lot of things on weekdays, and their heads were not bad. If Zheng Tan did not run away and stayed in place, the monkeys are estimated to be more than 90%. hit rate.

Zheng Tan was also hit a few times on the body, it wasn't painful, but it was annoying. In addition, the sound of Qi Da's schadenfreude sounding from the back made Zheng Tan very angry.

When there was interception in front, chasing soldiers in the back, and attacks from the side, Zheng Tan jumped up abruptly and jumped onto a big tree next to him. run over.

The monkeys who had picked up something from the side and were about to throw it at Zheng Tan were so surprised when they saw this, they didn't know what to do for a while, they kept throwing things, but their eyes followed Zheng Tan's figure.

As soon as Qi Da, who was chasing after him, saw the figure rushing from the tree in front of him, his screams stopped abruptly, and he grabbed a branch to stop himself. He was surprised why the cat could be like their monkeys. Jumping so nimbly on the tree, and seeing the figure rushing over, Qi Da was inexplicably timid, but looking at a few of his little friends around, Qi Da's timidity swelled up again. , shouted towards Zheng Tan.

Regardless of whether it was a demonstration or swearing, Zheng Tan said that he didn't understand it at all. When Fu Lei used to fight, he always wanted to beat the guy he hated the most, and Zheng Tan planned to do the same. Now that he can't avoid encountering those monkeys, a group battle is probably inevitable. Qi, who was the most unbeatable, got a big beating.

Qi Da avoided Zheng Tan's kick, but he didn't escape Zheng Tan's slap, so she was directly pulled off the tree.

After all, he is a monkey, and he also has an advantage in his own territory. Qi Da grabbed a branch and landed firmly on the ground, backed away, touched the shoulder that had just been slapped, and shouted at Zheng Tan, who had landed three or four meters away. , and then picked up a pine cone thrown by another monkey just now and threw it at Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan knew what Qi was going to do when he glanced to the side with his big eyes on the ground. He originally planned to avoid it, but he didn't expect a branch with a diameter of about three centimeters and a length of about half a meter at his feet, so he grabbed it directly. Holding the branch tightly with both claws, he saw the pine cone thrown over and waved it.

Snapped!

The pine cone was hit back by the branch and hit Qi Da's forehead.

Zheng Tan didn't get into the state when he held the branch tightly, and he didn't grasp the strength of his swing. When the pine cone was hit back, it was a little high. He was able to hit Qi Da's forehead because he was watching the pine cone being hit high. , when he fell from a height, he was probably too fascinated to react, and was directly hit on the forehead by the falling pine cone.

A few monkeys squatting on the tree around saw this and shouted loudly. Some of them seemed to be jumping with joy, and one of them was even clapping.

Zheng Tan: "..." Qi Da was beaten, why are these monkeys excited

Qi Da is also stupid now. Although his friends have no knowledge, culture and common sense, Qi Da thinks he is a high-level intellectual who has seen the world among monkeys. He has seen many cats, but none of them have healthy limbs. The cat walks like this on two legs, and the black cat in front of him is still holding such a thick branch. Does the cat have such great strength? !

Qi Da suddenly had a bad feeling.

There are several stations in this forest area, in order to cope with some emergencies, if any passengers encounter accidental injuries or other problems here, they can also get help in time. In addition to helping those travelers, these stations will also guard against poachers, forest fires in the dry season and, of course, keep an eye out for the monkeys on the mountains.

At this moment, a duty officer at a nearby site was surprised to see the sound waveform of a certain area displayed on the screen. They have been working here for several years, and they are very concerned about the sound of the monkeys and the emotions they express. Linked to analysis, some people in the research base also gave them counseling. Seeing those waveforms, the person on duty quickly pushed another colleague who was taking a nap.

"There is an exception!"

The people who had just woken up yawned, but didn't linger. They were worried that someone would come over and attack the monkeys again.

They can't tell exactly what kind of call the monkeys are making from the distorted and noisy audio from the device. Or when encountering some large beasts and other situations that can cause serious crisis to the monkeys, the monkeys will make screams with fear and vigilance. The information they have in hand lists a kind of scream made by macaques when the conflict is fierce. When making this sound, the monkeys will confront, retreat, tremble, look around in panic and prepare to escape at any time. If you encounter this kind of sound waveform, something must have happened, and the staff on duty will rush over immediately, and now...

"Are the monkeys excited?" The sounds and waveforms puzzled them.

In order to be able to judge more accurately, the person on duty took out a waveform map given to them by a professor who studied local wild macaques. It shows what kind of waveform map corresponds to the emotions of the monkeys, even if it cannot be said 100%. Accurate, but in the past few years, it has been mostly right and has a very important reference value.

"Yes, those monkeys are really excited."

"Then why don't you go and have a look?"

"Don't go, those monkeys probably found some fun."

"I'll go take a look, be safe." The person on duty printed an oscillogram displayed on the instrument as a record and said.

"Forget it, I'll go there too. I can help you if you encounter anything. Alas, it's not easy to serve monkeys."

Zheng Tan didn't know that someone noticed this. He knocked back some unknown fruit that Qi Dada had thrown over just now. He missed Qi Dada a few times. Moreover, Zheng Tan is not very able to control the direction of the knock, at most he can only knock things in the direction of the target, but he does not necessarily have the first luck and accurate head.

Of course, for the monkeys who were watching, it didn't matter what the head was, what mattered was that Zheng Tan knocked the thing out.

Zheng Tan now finally understands what these monkeys are happy about. He found a few familiar monkeys. Maybe they all look the same to humans, but Zheng Tan could still recognize some differences, and those familiar monkeys were Zheng Tan and Ermao who were at the base when they went up the mountain. I saw a few monkeys there. At that time, those monkeys were watching the students at the base play football. I heard that there are many monkeys watching the students playing badminton and fitness balls, and sometimes they cheered, just like Zheng Tan just now. When the pine cones thrown over by Qi Da were knocked back, the monkeys shouted happily.

This made Zheng Tan speechless. He also prepared for a tough battle, but he didn't expect such a situation. Also, Zheng Tan imagined these monkeys too dangerous. After all, this is a tourist area. Although these monkeys are in a wild state, they have more contact with humans on weekdays, and their temperament is milder. To attack people and other animals, there are many people in the village who keep cats, which is probably the case. Although they came at the call of Qi Da, they did not show much hostility to Zheng Tan. In addition, Zheng Tan is now waving branches. He played very well, and played badminton with the students at the base. So, the monkeys instantly changed from fighters to funny.

What to say? What can I say

Look at Qi Da, and then look at the monkeys around.

well!

Literary point, that is called black ink. To put it bluntly, it is called gathering of similar things, otherwise, how about the friends of the funny monkeys are all funny

Funny is more fun than monkeys.

Suddenly, a monkey noticed a movement not far away and called a few times, and the other monkeys also looked in that direction.

It's the two officers on duty.

Zheng Tan also realized that someone was coming, and threw the branch in his hand and ran away.

After Zheng Tan left, an adult monkey who often visited the base came down from the tree and picked up the branch, and a buddy next to him immediately threw a pine cone.

The monkey holding the wooden stick rubs his mouth and swings the stick!

Snapped!

Although it was a little laborious, and the direction of the swing was not towards Qi Da, it was amazing that the pine cone was hit and flew straight towards Qi Da, hitting the unprepared Qi Da's leg.

The monkeys around were jumping up and down, slapping branches and legs, and shouting happily.

Qi Da: "..." I really want to cry.

Over there, Zheng Tan, who had slipped away, planned to go straight back, but he smelled a smell, which was a bit familiar, but not completely familiar.

The raised foot changed direction, and Zheng Tan walked over there.