Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 370: one foot

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When Zheng Tan returned, he was still wondering what the hell was going on.

Hypnotized

Zheng Tan had never seen such a hypnotic person. However, there were so many people at that time, why was that "Brother Yu" wrong

From start to finish, Boss Huang just took out a cigarette and said a few words.

Zheng Tan also wondered if there was a problem with the cigarette, or something like a decoy, but the cigarette was no different from what Boss Huang smoked during the afternoon meal.

Just thinking about it, Zheng Tan heard Er Mao say, "Black Coal, do you know why that guy's nickname is Weasel?"

They entered the school from the side gate of the campus, and it took ten minutes to walk from the side gate to the East District compound. At this time, there was no one on the trail, and no one heard Er Mao's words.

Zheng Tan glanced at Er Mao, and listened with his ears.

"His name is Huang Shu. According to folklore, the weasel has the ability to confuse people. Of course, that guy may not be as evil as those folk tales, but he just knows some tricks handed down from his ancestors, because he fooled a lot of people. In addition, the name sounds similar to 'Weasel', so everyone calls him Weasel. Many people know who the nickname is Weasel, but they don't know his real name. The nickname is more famous than the name. "

Little trick

Zheng Tan was very interested in that little trick.

"It can be regarded as a special kind of hypnosis, and it may also involve some spiritual things. It is an extension trick that was once popular in the age of theocracy. Using your cat father's scientific explanation, it should belong to neuroscience. Category, of course, some things are difficult to explain with current science and technology.

Some people used to call these tricks heresy or even diabolical, but we call it - folk art. Every skill that has been passed down for hundreds of thousands of years always has its reason and value. But don't be afraid. Generally, he doesn't use that kind of tricks, especially against people. He seldom used them when he was doing business. Said to let him stop that kind of tricks against you. "

While Er Mao was talking about Boss Huang, Zheng Tan thought, even if he is a hypnotist, even if he is a human being, can even cats, dogs and even mice be able to hypnotize? What are you doing with a small grocery store to that extent

However, Zheng Tan has seen many people with strange temperaments, just like when Ermao didn't go to live in a high-end elevator room instead of buying a villa, he rented a house in the East District compound and lived in a small place of about 70 square meters. , Everyone has their own ideas, and Zheng Tan can't use his own way of thinking to figure out the minds of those freaks.

Being able to see the special side of Boss Huang, Zheng Tan's afternoon trip was well worth it.

The next day, Zheng Tan went to the grocery store again.

Originally, Zheng Tan wanted to observe more of the "little tricks" of Boss Huang, but Zheng Tan was more curious than fearful of the tricks that Er Mao said were similar to "hypnosis".

Seeing Zheng Tan again, the clerk smiled and said hello.

What happened last night made the clerk still a little dizzy. I don’t know why those people are so popular, they left after saying a few words to the boss. He asked the boss, and the boss only replied, “It’s probably them. I'm bored." It was perfunctory.

The clerk thought that he had not slept in the middle of the night, and kept thinking about the events at that time, and suddenly found out that the man named Ermao had expected such a situation long ago, so he calmly walked out to watch

It seems that his boss has a lot of secrets.

Young people always have boundless curiosity, but unfortunately Boss Huang has nothing to say.

When Zheng Tan came over, there was no one in the store. The clerk was idle and bored and asked Boss Huang to play poker. The simplest kind is to see who has the most points, and the winner will be determined in five rounds, and the loser will be responsible. Clean the sanitation in the store that day.

Zheng Tan jumped up to take a look, and found that the clerk had lost from the beginning to the end on the paper recording the results next to him.

Every time it was a best-of-five game, the clerk couldn't win even if he won two games in a row.

Zheng Tan thinks that this kind of simplicity should depend on the odds, right? But this clerk has never won a single time, and the latter is marked from "shelf 1" to shelf "6", which means that today the clerk is responsible for the hygiene of shelves 1 to 6 alone, and the game is still going on now. However, the bad luck of the clerk still did not improve.

"No, no, boss, shuffle the cards again," the clerk said. He shuffled the cards just now, but he didn't expect to lose from the beginning to the end. This time he changed the boss to shuffle the cards. He had seen the boss shuffle the cards, and the shuffling skills were called scum. After the boss's scumbag skills are shuffled, his luck should be better, right

Boss Huang didn't care, he picked up the cards and started shuffling.

Zheng Tan had seen Ermao playing poker. Back then, Ermao had played trick cards on the street to fool a female student. This person knew Ermao, and he was considered a talented person, right? Looking at his record just now, Zheng Tan felt that this person should be the same as Er Mao.

"Okay." Boss Huang didn't care, grabbed the cards and started shuffling.

The shuffling technique... It's really a scumbag, like a kindergarten child, and when shuffling the cards, Zheng Tan obviously saw a king of spades at the bottom.

Zheng Tan can see it, and so can the clerk.

So, after Boss Huang shuffled the cards in this naive way, the clerk said that he chose first.

"Okay." Boss Huang responded as if it didn't matter.

Sure enough, the clerk drew the bottom card, turned it over with a grin, and then the smile froze.

Originally thought it was a king of spades, but found it was a 3 of hearts.

Boss Huang randomly drew a card from the middle, the king of spades.

"That's not right, boss, how could this be? I just saw that the bottom one should be the king of spades. How could it become a 3 of hearts?" The clerk wondered.

Boss Huang smiled and wrote "Shelf 7" on the notebook next to him, and then said, "Eyes can also deceive people."

"You're out of luck!" the clerk complained.

"It's about evidence, don't talk nonsense without evidence, it's called losing." Boss Huang pointed as someone who had come over.

"Stop playing! It's too bullying!" The clerk put away the cards and planned to buy a lunch box. At this rate, he will be exhausted. Although the store is not big, it is a tiring job to clean so many shelves by one person. It is summer now, and you will sweat every time you move.

It was almost time, Zheng Tan went to Feng Baijin's place to eat.

When Zheng Tan was far away, Boss Huang looked through the account this morning. After seeing the white cat jumping on the counter again, Boss Huang stared at the greasy spot on the white cat and took out a one-yuan coin.

The white cat thought that Boss Huang was going to play with it, so he came over.

Boss Huang put the one-yuan coin on the counter, moved it to the white cat, then stood up the coin, flicked the edge of the coin with his finger, and the coin turned.

The white cat looked down at the spinning coin, and the tip of its tail, which was still swinging, slowly stopped.

Boss Huang took out a square towel, wet it with water, and then wiped the oil stains on the white cat's head, which should have been accidentally got on during breakfast in the morning. The white hair is just like that, and a little smudge is very noticeable. Conspicuous.

In addition to wiping the oil stains, Boss Huang also gently wiped the white cat's ears. Usually white cats are squatting on the shelves, and the shelves are generally cleaned and wiped once a week or a few weeks. The grocery store by the road is like this. There is a lot of dust outside, and the air flow driven by the passing vehicles makes a layer of ash fall on the shelves without wiping for a day. The white cat often sleeps on the shelf, and the whole body is covered with ash. Give it a bath and wipe it every few days.

However, the white cat did not cooperate, and wiping its fur and ears seemed to be life-threatening. Therefore, many times, Boss Huang took some other methods, such as the current situation.

After wiping the cat's ears, Boss Huang casually flipped through the white cat's fur again. Today, he saw a fat mouse in his mouth. I wonder if it got fleas.

Cats should be patted along their fur, and they will feel uncomfortable when they are tumbling. Many cats will resist, and so will white cats.

After rummaging and finding no fleas, Boss Huang was relieved for the time being, and he didn't plan to bathe the cat or buy flea medicine.

Putting down the towel, Boss Huang raised his finger and gently flicked the bridge of the white cat's nose.

The white cat shuddered, as if it was jolted, then looked at Boss Huang, then looked at the coin beside its paws, and grabbed the coin, as if it didn't know what happened just now.

Watching the white cat casually playing with coins, Boss Huang thought of the black cat that came over in the morning.

Is that black cat male or female

Er Mao didn't seem to have said that, did he

Boss Huang pondered, the white cat in his shop is a female cat, and the black cat always comes here. If it is a male cat, does it mean that he has taken a fancy to the white cat in his shop

Not sure either. When the black cat walks, it hangs its tail diagonally. I don't know if it is male or female.

Boss Huang thought, if he sees the black cat later, see if it is a male or a female. Although Ermao said don't play tricks on this cat, but... just to see if it's a male or a female head office, and it won't cause any harm to the cat.

Picking up the coin that was about to be pulled out of the counter by the white cat, Boss Huang played with it in his hand and stopped reading the newspaper. After lunch, he looked outside the store to see if the black cat would come again. .

Zheng Tan had lunch at Feng Bojin's side, and after watching Feng Bojin play a new game, he jumped on a willow tree by the lake and took a nap before heading back.

Originally, Zheng Tan didn't intend to enter the grocery store, but just passed by. Unexpectedly, Boss Huang, who had been paying attention outside the store, stopped Zheng Tan.

"Coal! Coal, come here!" Boss Huang beckoned there.

Zheng Tan: "..." Did this person learn from Er Mao? But even more than Er Mao, even the word "black" is omitted.

Not knowing what this Boss Huang was going to do, Zheng Tan still walked over.

Boss Huang nodded at the counter, "Come on, Coal, let's play a game."

Speaking of which, Boss Huang also hung a hemp rope by the counter and moved it with his hands. Usually, he uses this to tease cats.

Zheng Tan glanced at him like an idiot. He didn't touch the hemp rope, and jumped directly to the counter to see what this Boss Huang wanted to do.

Seeing Zheng Tan jumping up, Boss Huang didn't care why Zheng Tan didn't play with the hemp rope, he took out the coin just now, and flicked the coin just like he did with the white cat before.

Before the meeting, the black cat looked down at the coin and didn't move, and the tail didn't move. Boss Huang felt that it was almost done, so he planned to grab Zheng Tan's tail and lift it up to see if it was male or female.

As a result, as soon as his hand touched his tail, Boss Huang's eyelids jumped, and he suddenly felt that something was wrong. A black figure flashed in front of him, and he only had time to raise his hand to block it, but he still didn't block Zheng Tan's kick.

Boss Huang, who was hit on the face and almost fell directly from the chair, couldn't care about the pain on his face, he was stunned.

invalid? !

How could this cat not be affected at all? ! !