Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 418: Is this yours?

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Now that he has withdrawn from the "circle", the matter at the pet center will not be troublesome for Zheng Tan. The pictures about BlackC on the Internet are all from the past. Moreover, when Zheng Tan goes online, he finds that the more often his pictures appear, the more often they appear. Fewer and fewer, replaced by a new generation of cat stars at the pet center.

Pointed chin and round chin, long hair and short hair, thin and fat balls, cute and handsome, there are all kinds of cats, which quickly attracted the attention of new and old customers and netizens. Everyone It also gradually stopped mentioning the older cats who have retired from the circle.

Zheng Tan was a little unhappy at first, but soon he didn't care. Anyway, he didn't plan to really rely on this jerk to live.

However, after no assignment, Zheng Tan felt idle, which was psychological.

Go outside for a visit? But everyone seemed to be busy with their own affairs, and Zheng Tan didn't want to disturb them later.

Walking outside all day, Zheng Tan didn't want to be idle at home, because when he was idle, he wanted to sleep. It wasn't the light sleep he usually had with the sheriff and the police. He slept so deeply that he couldn't wake up even when he slept. It lasted for a few days. It ranges from an hour to half a day. Compared to the beginning, the time is not very long, but this situation is too frequent. In my dreams, I often dream of some familiar scenes when I was a human being, which is the same as what Zheng Tan remembers. It was also very real. After waking up, Zheng Tan had to sit and think about whether he was a human or a cat.

One day last week, Zheng Tan didn't pay attention when he woke up. He walked out of the room while standing, and came face-to-face with Jiao's mother who came out of the kitchen. Instead, he raised his claws and scratched his head in confusion.

The bowl of soup in Jiao Ma's hand almost shook.

Fortunately, I have seen some behaviors of Zheng Tan that are unique to other cats over the years, otherwise the bowl of hot soup in Jiao's mother's hand would have fallen to the ground in shock.

After that day, Zheng Tan didn't want to stay at home very much, otherwise he would fall asleep and not know what he was.

Sure enough, worrying about one thing has to be replaced by other things. Going out and wandering along the campus is better than sleeping in a daze and not knowing where you are. But honestly, Zheng Tan was really worried.

The calendar is turned like this day by day, and I live the same day every day. When I look back, I realize that the time has passed so fast. When I think about it, I haven’t actually done anything, and I don’t have anything impressive.

The calendar in the living room has inadvertently turned to September 2012. Xiaoyouzi is in his third year of high school, and his studies are getting busier and busier, but he still goes home once a week, and then he does exam questions and reads books at home; Jiao Yuan is still in the capital, and he is still in the capital for a year. I can come back once or twice; Jiao’s father has won another project. Every day except for sleeping at home, he basically spends the rest of the day working in the courtyard, and business trips are not included; Jiao’s mother brings graduates, prepares lessons and changes papers, and everyone follows the students. They both lost a few pounds.

The only one who is fat is Zheng Tan.

Jumping off the scale at home, Zheng Tan stretched, and only gained a pound. It was not visible on a human, but it was different on a cat.

The reason for gaining weight is because of the continuous rainy days outside. Zheng Tan stayed at home, ate, slept, slept, and ate. Now the weather is finally clear, Zheng Tan decided to go out for a walk. It seems that it is good to go out for a walk.

Two weeks of continuous cloudy and rainy days, except for the freshmen in military training, everyone is looking forward to the sun coming out. When the weather is clear, there are many people drying their quilts and clothes outside today. Ah Huang, who has been around for a long time, also came out to move his muscles and bones, and it is good for him to bask in the sun.

When he came out of the East District compound, Zheng Tan walked aimlessly, not knowing what he was thinking. He only recovered when he heard the children's cries and laughter, and found that he was almost at the kindergarten.

On the kindergarten side, as soon as Zhuo Xiaomao left, two more brothers named Hei came - Wei Xiaopang and Eryuan.

When they first entered the kindergarten, when they saw Zheng Tan, they ran over to the guardrail of the fence and cried to Zheng Tan outside. Zheng Tan just saw that they were having a good time with the other children, and his face changed in the blink of an eye, crying and shouting to go home. After Zheng Tan left, the two went back to play again.

Therefore, after Zheng Tan knew the strategy of these two people, he made a detour every time he passed the kindergarten, and never let them see. Ermao also told Zheng Tan about their course schedule, so that Zheng Tan would not go there. At that time, he was caught by two children who were taking outdoor classes.

When he first entered kindergarten, Er Mao first taught binary not "thank you" and "sorry", but how to protect himself and how to overturn the other party to the ground. This was known to everyone after Eryuan beat a little boy with his own paintbrush to tears. For this reason, Ermao was trained by his mother by the ear when he brought his child and wife home.

As for Wei Xiaopang, at the beginning, it seemed that no one in the class would take the initiative to find trouble, because it seemed that he was not an easy master to deal with, he was too strong.

It's much better now, and they only shout a few times when they see Zheng Tan, instead of crying and begging to take him home. Children at this age change a lot each year they are older, and they know more and more things. However, Zheng Tan was used to detours and rarely went to the kindergarten.

If you detour from the kindergarten side, there is a "Y"-shaped intersection, one side leads to the inner part of the school, and the other is the direction towards the main gate of the school. Zheng Tan turned around and walked towards the gate, thinking about whether to leave the school and walk farther to play, otherwise it would be too boring, and he would wait for the time to pass every day. You can play for a long time with your tail biting your own feet, but the problem is, Zheng Tan is not an authentic cat.

There is an open space near the school gate, and the departure point of the school bus is there. There are electric models with a dozen or 20 seats, and large passenger models with about 50 seats. The former basically only runs on-campus, while the latter sometimes runs on-campus, but also to other places outside the campus, picking up freshmen and foreign guests, etc. One of the large guest types leads to the attached middle school, and now Jiao Ma, Xiaoyouzi and the others often sit here.

At this time, there were three small electric school buses at the parking lot, but the big passenger didn't see them. The masters who drive the small school bus parked the car there, and when they are full, they will drive. If they are not full, they will continue to wait.

On the side of the school bus, the driver sat there, playing games with a tablet.

Don't look at these people in their 40s and 50s who drive school buses here every day. In fact, the family conditions may not be as bad as the students think. There are many mobile phones and tablet computers with thousands of dollars in hand.

The master was sweating profusely when he clicked on the screen, and his bald head appeared brighter. Zheng Tan, who originally planned to go directly outside the school, paused, turned to go over there, and jumped onto a not too big plane tree next to him. It was impossible to squat on the branch. The tree was too small. The branches above could not bear the weight of Zheng Tan, so Zheng Tan just hugged the trunk and looked over there.

The game played by the master, Zheng Tan, was a small casual game developed by Feng Baijin and the others—cat and mouse. That master swipes at the screen to catch the white, gray, and black flowers that are running on the screen. There are mice, big and small, running fast or slow, cute looking, and stumbling. Yes, different mice have different attributes and different bonus points. Some young people may not be able to respond quickly, and some with higher scores will always be missed, not to mention that they don’t play much before the age of 40 or 50. The person who played the game, otherwise the weather is ten degrees, and this master will not be sweating profusely when he clicks the screen, that is urgent.

"Oh! It's almost!" The master sighed.

"What's wrong? Didn't you surpass your grandson?" The master on the school bus next to him asked with a smile.

"Yeah, it's only two hundred or so points away, and more than 20 black mice will do. Alas, people are old, and they can't match the movements of young people. My grandson who just went to elementary school can play better than me." He sighed. The bald-headed driver was going to raise his head forty-five degrees in sadness, but found a black cat on the tree next to him, staring at him.

"Hey, that black one, come here!" The bald driver waved happily, "Come and play with us."

Zheng Tan: "..."

The driver next door: "… "

In fact, the bald driver said the same thing, but he didn't think that the black cat really came.

Zheng Tan is bored. Since the other party asked him to play games, why didn't he go

Jumping to the passenger seat, Zheng Tan looked at the bald driver, waiting for him to put out the tablet.

The bald driver glared, then laughed, took out the tablet neatly, and clicked on the game to start.

When the driver next door saw it, he sneered: "You bald head, you are not afraid that the cat will scratch the tablet computer of thousands of dollars that your son bought for you!"

Obviously, the bald driver didn't think about this problem at all. In his mind, he thought that after the score surpassed the little grandson, he would go back and tease the kid. The kid was showing off in front of him yesterday.

The bald driver had been playing this game for a week, and although Zheng Tan had never played it, he had seen Feng Baijin play it, and he was quick to get started, one person and one cat, one moved quickly with his fingers, and one cat patted with his paw.

When the time came, the bald driver laughed loudly at the score, and slapped his legs while laughing, "Finally surpassed!"

There is wifi here, and the scores are automatically uploaded online. Bass, the ranking of friends in the leaderboard has been changed, and this uncle's ranking has moved up three places.

"Old Zhao, it seems that the job of catching mice is still the best of cats. Look, as soon as this cat joins, the score will go up!" The bald driver said in the tone of someone who had come over to teach him his experience. After he finished speaking, he waved his hand and said to Zheng Tan in the passenger seat: "Come on, come again! Forget my son, let him know the result of the tiger's arrogance!!"

The driver surnamed Zhao next door: "… "

Shaking his head, Master Zhao doesn't intend to pay attention to the old bald head. He has had nearly ten students sitting here just now. It should be almost the same now, can we go

However, when he looked back, he found that there were nearly ten students just now, and now there are only three students. He looked at the bald head next door, ho! All Tamar ran away! !

Some students took pictures with their mobile phones and uploaded them to the Internet, and some students asked what game it was, and after asking, they also took the next one. Whether it was boys or girls, they all craned their necks to watch. Since the Sheriff Cat incident at the New Boy concert, there has been no interesting news in the school, and the students were all excited when they finally caught one.

Post, retweet, and retweet, in today's era when online entertainment is already prosperous, many people have seen Zheng Tan playing games with the bald driver in a short period of time.

Academy of Biological Sciences, a laboratory.

After the person who was swiping Weibo with his head down was caught by Professor Jiao, the child was not in a hurry, smiled ingratiatingly, called up the Weibo he just read, then faced Professor Jiao and raised his big screen Phone: "Boss, look! Is this yours?"

Jiao Dad: "..."