Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 419: Become your uncle's cat!

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Zheng Tan didn't expect that he would become more popular after leaving the pet center studio. Although it was not as popular as the sheriff at that time, every time he went out, he would still hear some students pointing at him and talking.

Zheng Tan didn't feel too much about this, and the Jiao family didn't do anything deliberately. After all, the impact this time was not big, and it didn't directly cause any trouble. At most, they were taken a few more photos.

When Zheng Tan goes out now, he will still walk to the school bus stop, and then continue to play games with the bald driver. In this way, the car where Zheng Tan is always full of people in an instant. If it weren't for the school and these drivers If the contract states that there will be a fine for overloading, it is estimated that the bald driver will be overloaded every time.

Sometimes Zheng Tan didn't go there, but the students who often take the school bus already know the bald driver. If they have a choice and are not in a hurry, among the several school buses parked there at the same time, they are more willing to go to the one with the bald driver. Some students who were able to let go also chatted with the driver, such as "has the game record broken", "add a friend to the game to score", "is that black cat coming today", etc., and then use the mobile phone to swipe micro Bo: Look, my brother is in this car again today, but unfortunately I didn't see the black cat.

The good business of the bald driver has made the rest of the team jealous, but what can be done? Who let them not have a cat in the past to attract popularity

When Zheng Tan was in a good mood, he would ride around the campus in the school bus of the bald driver. During the break, the bald driver shared the bread in his bag with Zheng Tan. After eating, he would drink some water, and the bald driver continued to drive. , Zheng Tan continued to sit in the car and watch the scenery.

When Zheng Tan was there, the students deliberately gave up the seats in the co-pilot's seat. If anyone who didn't have long eyes grabbed the seat, they would be glared at by others. Unless Zheng Tan took the initiative to get out of the passenger seat, very few people would take the initiative to grab the seat.

However, Zheng Tan would not join in the fun during a few rush hours, that would just make him feel uncomfortable.

Usually walking around the school by myself is different from running around the school on the school bus. When Zheng Tan is too lazy to run by himself, it is also good to sit on the bus and watch the scenery.

Zheng Tan got off the bus at an intersection. This side is more remote. Usually, no one gets on and off the bus here. However, today an old lady with her little grandson was waiting by the side to wave. There was no seat in the car. The seats were given to the grandparents. Moreover, Zheng Tan also thought about going to the old tile-roofed house.

The mobile phone is still hidden here, and there are several more buildings marked as dilapidated houses in the old tile-roofed area, but the school still does not make any major changes to the buildings here. There are rumors that the school is planning to demolish the whole place and rebuild it, but it is estimated that it will be delayed for a year or two, maybe even longer.

Anyway, before this piece was torn down, Zheng Tan still hid his mobile phone in the old place.

Liu Ba and Jin Gui received a big order and went on a mission together, and there was no news for the past two months. Before Liu Ba left, he replaced Zheng Tan's mobile phone with a new one. The replacement of mobile devices was so fast. When Liu Ba changed the device by himself, he also replaced Zheng Tan's phone, and also helped to charge the phone bill and set up a package. It's easy to use, don't worry about anything.

He turned in through the window, pulled out the drawer and took out his mobile phone. Zheng Tan started to swipe Weibo. He knew that he was very popular on Weibo recently, and every time he opened his mobile phone to look at it, he was stunned. Then he commented on the new photos of the student. From the angle of taking a photo, I picked out a few good photos and forwarded it. From the day of registration to the present, Zheng Tan has posted a lot of Weibo on this account.

Looking through Weibo, Zheng Tan saw a student advocating the doomsday theory. Also, rumors of doomsday have been circulating this year, especially at the end of the year. .

Forget about the rest, Zheng Tan noticed that a netizen with an ID named "Fun with you Mu Haha", his recent Weibo posts are basically about the end, such as "How to spend money when the end is coming", "No more. Crazy is over", "On the N Ways to Die in the Doomsday" and so on.

After Zheng Tan flipped through a few posts, his hands were itchy, and he replied "Doubi" under the newly posted Weibo post.

The other party's reply was also very fast. At the beginning, they argued with Zheng Tan about the possibility of the doomsday in 2012-12-21. Seeing that Zheng Tan still insisted that this was a fake, the other party became impatient, and the argument turned into a quarrel. He is indeed a believer in doomsday theory, but Zheng Tan, a person who has experienced it himself, knows that after that day, life will still be the same.

Because Zheng Tan reposted some Weibo about himself, it attracted a lot of fans. There are also a lot of followers with the ID name "Fun You Mu Haha". Zheng Tan had such a quarrel with the other party, and the followers of both sides Came to watch.

There are also people who are afraid of chaos and roaring next to them: "What if nothing happens on the 21st?"

"Just kidding you, haha," replied, "If this is fake, I will live stream the dicing!"

More people booed.

If you have the ability to fool people, you are right. Obviously, before the 21st, the netizen who "took you to play wood haha" really fooled a lot of people. Looking at the tone, he was firm without any hesitation. Of course, some people think that this kind of guarantee is just as unreliable as X Bao's "fake one life".

Afterwards, the "funny you play Mu Haha" posted another Weibo: "If the 22nd comes as usual, and there is no apocalypse, I will curse myself to become a cat. If the apocalypse really does appear, 'Zheng Tan' you will become a black cat like the one on your avatar, dare you bet?!"

As soon as this strongly provocative Weibo was posted, some people who were silently watching just now also joined the ranks of hooting.

Zheng Tan was fiddling with his claws and typing hard, but who knew that he saw this Weibo before a sentence was typed, and he suddenly wanted to drop his phone.

Become a cat

Become your uncle's cat! Fuck it! !

Although there are many such jokes on the Internet, it is also a joke-like gamble in the eyes of others. If cursing is useful these days, why do you need the police. But Zheng Tan was just unhappy, feeling that there were countless knives in his body.

For Zheng Tan, the end of his life is the day he opens his eyes and discovers that he has turned into a cat. He really feels that the world is full of malice and infinite absurdity.

Zheng Tan really wanted to reply, "If the end of the world doesn't come, let me turn back into a human being." But if you say this sentence, others won't believe it, and others will say, if you are not human now, what are you

Even if there is a long distance, everyone is facing the small screen on the mobile phone, and no one believes the authenticity of Zheng Tan's words, but more people will coax that Zheng Tan does not dare to gamble.

Paralyzed!

Typing, deleting, typing again, dissatisfied, deleting again, and finally Zheng Tan took a deep breath and turned off the computer.

Forget it, out of sight is pure, nothing can change reality.

Putting the phone in the drawer, Zheng Tan turned it out of the window, looked at the gray sky outside the window, squatted by the flower bed and thought about it carefully, recalling whether he had ever made a similar bet with others, and losing the bet became cat or something. The memory is a little faded, but Zheng Tan still firmly believes that he should have never made such a bet with anyone. The question is, why did he become a cat

This is something that Zheng Tan has been unable to figure out for so many years.

While Zheng Tan was squatting on the edge of the round flower bed, an old man came out for a walk with a big dog. It was Old Man Li and Xiao Hua. Xiaohua should also be called an old flower now. Her body originally looked a little bulky, but now that her weight has decreased compared to her peak period, she feels more bulky when she walks. The speed of one person and one dog is not fast, walking slowly, like two old men next to each other.

Large dogs are more prone to aging than small dogs, and their average lifespan is not dominant, so Old Man Li is very nervous every time Xiaohua is sick, and he has also given timely treatment. If the weather is good, he will take Xiaohua out for a walk. A moderate amount of activity was good for the two old men. Old Man Li was also very careful about feeding Xiao Hua. After consulting at the pet center, Old Man Li prepared dog food according to Xiao Hua's physique, and he did not dare to feed him a full meal.

A while ago, old man Li took Xiaohua to the pet center for inspection. The people there said that Xiaohua should have no problem living for more than 15 years. Regardless of whether the people at the pet center were looking at the comforting words they said on Old Man Li's face, or the theoretical results inferred from Xiao Hua's health examination report, Old Man Li has been insisting on doing things according to the methods suggested by Xiao Guo and the others over the past few years. Consistently and persistently, even if Xiaohua is not as capable of catching mice and driving thieves as Niu Zhuangzhuang, this old man with white hair still takes care of this dog, who is more docile than the other dogs in the compound, like his family.

Watching the two old guys walk away, Zheng Tan jumped off the flower bed. The wind picked up, and the yellow leaves that were still sticking to the branches were torn off and landed on the concrete floor. When they were blown, they made a rubbing sound.

Stepping on the fallen leaves rattling, Zheng Tan walked along the path to the compound, and after taking a few steps and turning a corner, he found Sahara lying on the ground in front of him, humming his nose like "Ooooooooooooo" to call.

Ruan Ying stood a few steps in front of it with a helpless expression on her face.

"Two more steps. Come, be good, just two steps." Ruan Ying said to Sahara.

"Woooooo~" Sahara still didn't move.

"Lazy!" Ruan Ying walked in circles in anger.

Like Old Man Li and the others, Ruan Ying also finds time every day to take Sahara out for a walk. Unlike Xiaohua, this guy seems to be rebellious by nature. Now that he is old, he is always careful. You want him to do it. Well, it doesn't, and instead of letting it do it, it has a lot of fun.

This guy is still lazy. He usually moves when he is at home, like he has ADHD. When he comes out, he is lazy and gets down when he walks. Something went wrong. Even though the health check result from the pet center was good, Ruan Ying still couldn't do it.

Seeing this, Zheng Tan sneered in his heart, "Saharan people like to pretend to be weak now. Yesterday, they sent a small Jingba who robbed him of their bones and ran all over the courtyard. Today, he pretends to be weak again. He seems to be sure that Ruan Ying can't take it." how is it.

Sure enough, in the end, Ruan Ying still hugged Sahara.

"Hold for a while and then go by yourself, do you hear?" Ruan Ying reprimanded.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Sahara was not honest when he was being held, and he moved around. He felt that this hug was not as comfortable as before, and protested loudly.

Ruan Ying, who has been raising the Sahara for so many years, obviously knows everything about the Sahara very well.

"Be honest, don't move, you just pooped, and I didn't hold your butt!"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooo~"

"Ma's, I raised an ancestor, me?!" Ruan Ying muttered.

She had such a dog on the stall, and she had kept it for so many years. Ruan Ying recognized it no matter how bad-tempered she was. She hugged it in a different position. Sahara was much more honest and didn’t bark anymore. Then she looked at Zheng Tan behind him, and flicked her tail proudly. .

Zheng Tan slandered: Virtue!

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At the intersection ahead, Jiao Dad was riding an electric bike, looking at Zheng Tan's direction and honking his horn.

Zheng Tan was overjoyed, ran over and jumped into the seat, and then gave Sahara a middle finger when Ruan Ying wasn't paying attention.