Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 421: (Final) (2)

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Run, run two steps and flutter the flowers and grass next to it, and rub twice on the grass. While rubbing his back on the grass with his belly up, the sheriff swept past the old residential buildings in the compound bathed in sunlight, where the walls were covered with creepers, and his eyes stayed on the balcony on the fifth floor of Building B for a few seconds.

There are many cats in the compound, disappearing and disappearing, and they will be gone forever. If they want to fight, they cannot find a shadow. What about charcoal

Without the charcoal, the three cats would never act together again.

Turning over, shaking the grass clippings on his body, the sheriff strode over to the small flower garden. There is food there. After eating, sleep in the kennel and go home. Slip out tomorrow and continue. Run Black Charcoal and call downstairs!

Once upon a time there was a fat raccoon flower

In the eyes of many people, Big Fatty is just a quiet, slightly fatter civet cat than the other cats in the compound. Few people know that Big Fatty was actually small and thin when he was a child.

Before raising a big fat, the old lady with full hair lived alone. Although his son always wanted to take the old man over, the old lady still prefers this compound where he has lived for decades, and also rejected the suggestion of his son to ask for a nanny. . One day, the old lady saw that someone kept a cat in the compound, and she had the idea of raising a cat. She happened to be invited back to her hometown to attend a wedding banquet for a junior, so she planned to go back to her hometown to pick a kitten to bring back. She still prefers the cats in her hometown.

The old lady's hometown is in this province, and it's not too far from the city. Every week, people from her hometown come to the provincial capital to do business and deliver goods, and naturally they also come to visit the old lady. After all, some people here can The provincial capital still relies on the old lady to do business safely, and she must come and go during the festivals. It happened that the mother cat gave birth to a cub. I heard that the old lady wanted to bring a cat from her hometown to raise it, so she immediately responded.

The old lady took the car arranged by her son and went back to her hometown. When she arrived at her hometown, she found out that there will be a few younger generations to hold weddings in the next month or so. Although the blood relationship is a bit far apart, the relationship between the older generation is there, and some people are enthusiastic Retaining, the old lady also thought it was too troublesome to travel back and forth to the provincial capital, so she decided to stay in her hometown for a month or two before returning to the provincial capital. After all, many people of the same generation are old, and they are not sure when and who will leave. Also tough, talk more.

During this period, the old lady went to choose a cat. In fact, when the old lady passed by, this litter of kittens was more than a month old, and all the cats with strong hair and good looks were ordered, but the family didn't tell the old lady, only let the old lady choose. Just take away. For that family, they often go to the provincial capital to deliver goods, and the old lady must have a good relationship here. Therefore, compared with other people in the village, they want to please the old lady more, as long as the old lady is satisfied with the selection of cats. As for the other people who have come to order a cat long ago, they don't care much. It's just a cat. When the time comes, say a few words of apology and have a drink, and this will be over.

It's just that the family didn't expect that the old lady looked and looked at the litter of cats, and finally picked the smallest one.

"This is only the last one born. Usually, I can't grab other cats. I was born small and didn't eat as much as other cats. This month, it will be more obvious." The man comforted the mother cat. Smoothing the hair, this female cat in his family is an old cat. She is familiar with people. She doesn't run away like other cats when she sees people. Even if the neighbors come to see the kittens, the mother cat doesn't care much, and now she sees her face. The old lady who was born was only a little alert and restless after that, but the owner gave it to Shun Shun Mao and calmed down again.

"Just this one, I caught my eye at a glance." The old lady pointed to the apparently smaller cat that was crowded by her brothers and sisters in the corner. When she picked a cat, she looked at the edge of her eyes, and when she saw it, she recognized it.

The host wanted to persuade, but seeing that the old lady was determined, she didn't say more. This litter of kittens has already been ordered, and his family plans to keep another one for himself. As for the youngest one, he planned to sell it when he grows up, but he didn't expect that the old lady would take a fancy to it.

A week later, the family sent the cat to the old lady. The kitten was almost two months old. In the past few days, people have been picking up the cat. There are only two cats left in the litter. There was only the one he planned to keep.

As for the name, the villagers rarely think of a name for the cat, and there are few suggestions in this regard. The old lady saw that the kitten was thin and small, so she named it "Big Fat", hoping that the kitten would grow bigger and stronger in the future.

"Big fat!" The old lady supported Big Fatty with both hands and called out a few names.

The fat two-month-old who was held in the palm of his hand, shaking with a shriveled body, looked at the old lady in front of him with pitiful eyes, and the sound was not loud, compared to other kittens. Much weaker.

After returning to the provincial capital, I raised it for a few months. I have grown fat and good shape, and I am not as dry as I was when I was a child. Every month, I am taken by the old lady to live in the military compound, and I have come into contact with more new things.

The big fat is very sticky to the old lady. He doesn't need to be tied by a rope. He usually doesn't run much, and he doesn't run around the house with energy like other cats, which is rare among cats.

However, even though Big Fat is much quieter than other cats, he is a cat after all.

Every cat will pay a price for its own hands, and the price of big fat is to have an indissoluble bond with instant noodles.

Once the old lady took the fat man to live with her son again, the old lady was pulled out by a friend to chat, and the fat man was not cared about in the house. He walked around the house and climbed up along the legs of the table. Look at the things on the table. There wasn't much on the table, except for a cup, there was only a bag of instant noodles there.

The fat man stared at the bag for half a minute, but couldn't help but raise his paw to touch it.

The sound from the outer packaging bag of the instant noodles made the fat man very curious. Just touching it could not satisfy his curiosity. He even walked up and stepped on it several times.

click!

A sound different from the instant noodle packaging made the big fat step on the action paused, and after that, he stepped on even more joyfully. Although not every click can hear that kind of "click" sound, but it can be heard many times.

So, when Big Fatty's cat dad came into the house, he saw Big Fatty squatting on the instant noodles, his two front paws still stepping on the edge of the instant noodles, and he could hear the sound of the noodles being stepped on.

When the fat cat took the instant noodles apart, he found that there were a lot of crumbs on the edge of the dough. After all, the fat is not heavy now, and the dough is generally good, but the edges were trampled and broken a lot of small pieces. crumbs.

The next day, Fatty's cat dad looked at the clean table before going out, then went back to the house and took out a bag of instant noodles from the cardboard box in the corner, shook it to hear how many crumbs were in it, and put the noodles on the On the table, in the same position as yesterday. When he came back in the afternoon, he saw the big fat squatting on the instant noodles and taking a nap. Holding the big fat away, he picked up the bag of instant noodles and shook it. Hearing the sound, he knew that there were much more crumbs than when he took it out in the morning.

The big fat man, who was taken away from a nap and was still a little confused, looked at the person in front of him and called out twice in confusion.

Big Fatty's cat dad let go of the instant noodles, bent his legs and lowered his body and looked at the same level as Big Fatty, "You like playing with instant noodles, right?"

The fat man yawned.

"That's okay, you'll have to squat in the future."

So, as long as Big Fat was brought here by the old lady, he would have to squat for instant noodles for a while, and then he would be punished for doing something wrong later.

There are several retired military dogs in the compound here. Usually, someone will give them some simple training in the past. The retired military dogs are no longer in their peak state. These simple trainings are just to make them move.

Unexpectedly, on a whim, Big Fatty's cat dad passed by with Big Fatty. Fortunately, those military dogs obeyed orders and did not show any aggression towards Big Fatty. Big Fat is not afraid, I don't know if it's because the nerves are too thick, or it's too daring, and after getting along for a few days, I still play with those few.

Later, every time Big Fat was brought over, he would "play" with the military dogs. For him, it was play, but he was actually training with the military dogs. Because of the cat's own advantages, overcoming obstacles or something is very simple for it, and it is no wonder that it is playing at the beginning.

Seeing that Big Fatty's receptive ability is so strong, his cat father started to think again. He asked someone to open a small kitchen to teach Big Fatty. He didn't force Big Fatty to change his temper, but just let Big Fatty learn to stay away from some dangerous things, such as hunting Mouse traps, cat traps, etc. Many training tasks Dafa can't be as perfect as those military dogs, and sometimes they cause trouble. Originally, a few military dogs went through training tasks well, because when Big Fatty made a mistake, the pace of the dogs was chaotic. Fortunately, it didn't cause a lot of trouble, and it didn't run around. Even if it ran, it wouldn't run far. After disappearing for a while, it would find a high place and start calling people. Others won't say anything because of its cat father's face.

Cats will not obey orders as completely as dogs, and people who train military dogs will not be as strict as military dogs. Many times, Big Fat will squat on the side to watch the training of military dogs, or run alongside them. .

Others think it doesn't matter. Anyway, this cat is here to play soy sauce. It's just running around. No one will beat it if it is wrong in training. It's very easy. But no, the old lady, watching the fat man running and jumping with the military dogs, the old lady was so distressed. In the old lady's heart, the training of the army is very tiring, and the military dogs are also tired. The fat man must be tired too, so he can't help the big fat man to run after him, so he can only work harder on the food.

Therefore, even if the amount of exercise is not small, the fat body is still full, and I take it to the veterinarian for examination. They can't tell why, they only say that it is probably the same as people, eating the same food, and the same amount of exercise, it is There are fat and thin points.

Big Fat was taught to play Morse code games by his cat father since he was a child. He can play some simple Morse code games proficiently, just like he understands those short instructions during training, and can repeat them according to the teaching. Of course, this is nothing compared to Black Charcoal and General, the more esoteric game of Morse code, which Big Fat can't accept, after all, it is not as special as those two. Even so, in the eyes of many people, Big Fat is already regarded as the elite among cats.

It's just that, as the days go by, the fat man is getting more and more "rich", and in everyone's eyes, there is less of an elite taste. Whose elite is a fat man

In the first year that Big Fatty was adopted by the old lady, the old lady took her family home for the New Year to worship her ancestors, and she also brought Big Fatty. On the night of his return to the village, Big Fat got into a fight with two cats in the village who were stealing salted fish from his old house. Those two cats didn't dare to walk in front of the old house of Big Fatty's house for a short time. Even if the old lady took Big Fatty to leave the old house of their hometown, the two cats wandered around cautiously in the distance after two weeks.

The family who gave the cat looked at the big fat and wondered, you said that the smallest and thinnest in the litter used to be the strongest? It is stronger than its brothers and sisters. Look at the fierceness of the fight two days ago, and then think about the way the village head Laowang's cat was bitten by the ground and screamed, tsk!

Maybe it was because he was robbed by his brothers and sisters when he was a child. Big Fatty took special care of food when he grew up. In the East District compound, the sheriff and Ah Huang never went to grab Big Fatty's food. Once, a cat from the western compound came over, and while the door on the balcony was open, Big Fat followed the other three cats out for a walk, and followed the smell to steal food, and was caught by the Big Fat who came back.

The big fat who was walking home slowly became Spartan in an instant. He rushed over at a speed that was far from the fat's body and pressed the cat to the ground, biting the cat. After escaping from the door, a pinch of the hair on his ears was bitten off. Big Fatty didn't give up, but stunned, he chased out the door of the East District compound, and pressed the cat and bit him a few times in the middle. After that, the cat didn't even enter the gate of the East District compound, and when he saw Big Fatty while walking around the campus, he couldn't even avoid it.

Although he protects his food, he does not eat indiscriminately, and rarely eats what other people give him.

In general, although Big Fat is not particularly friendly to other animals, he will not take the initiative to attack, unless he is robbed of food or encounters dangerous objects and other reasons. Usually it looks very harmless. At first glance, it looks like a fluffy and docile cat doll. Some people say that Big Fat is too inactive. With the other cats in the compound in front, it makes Big Fat look like a slow-moving little old man. It is much quieter than Ah Huang, but for the elderly, this is also an advantage, especially worry-free.

The kind of concrete guardrail is used on the balcony on the first floor of Building B in the East District Courtyard. It is probably because of the first floor. The railing on the balcony of the big fat house is wider than that of the people upstairs. Usually there are two pots of flowers. Sometimes the old lady I also took out the insoles and put them there to dry, but there is a special place on the railing for Big Fatty. Whether it is squatting on the balcony floor or on the railing, Big Fatty always likes to squat in a certain fixed position. Someone once joked with the old lady, "Does your big fat have obsessive-compulsive disorder?" The old lady laughed and said nothing.

Like a trained warrior, Big Fat is guarding the same place on the balcony at the same time every day. He looks squinting and a little dazed and careless, but his ears, which are turned from time to time by subtle sounds, show that he is very vigilance.

People in the compound seem to be used to seeing the fat raccoon flower squinting and quietly squatting on the balcony at a certain time. The children who walked past the building with a small schoolbag and sang "The sun shines in the sky" have changed to riding a bicycle in a hurry, or have walked out of the house and went to a farther place to fight for the future, but every time everyone goes home , when passing this building, I still habitually look at the balcony on the first floor, and then say to the friend next to me: "Look, it's a big fat man. It's been squatting there since I was a child."

The summer wind is blowing, and the leaves are rustling.

The old lady is making cold cakes in the kitchen and plans to take it to her son tomorrow. The grandson called yesterday and said he wanted to eat it.

The fat man who had just finished eating walked out of the room with his mouth open. When he walked to the balcony, the fat man glanced at a relatively hidden corner of the balcony. He didn't find the key, so he looked back and walked a few steps. Crouching on the balcony floor, he slowly licked his paws and wiped his face, then jumped on the fence, squatted on its fixed spot, narrowed his eyes and dozed.

There was a tree in front of the building, the leaves blocked the hot sun, and the fat man squatted there just in shade, so it wouldn't be too hot.

While squatting, the fat ears moved.

A Chihuahua chased the sheriff over here. The sheriff didn't even look at the big fat, and it ran past the building and disappeared in a blink of an eye. It planned to go to Xiaohua's place for temporary shelter.

The Chihuahua, who didn't catch the cat, looked around, his eyes fell on the fat man squatting on the balcony railing, and he barked his teeth immediately.

"Wow wow wow wow!"

It is estimated that the puppies who were provoked by the sheriff have a sense of hostility towards cats, so they barked at the big fat man who was squatting on the balcony with a look of "none of my business". It's a pity that the balcony is there If it is too high, it can't reach it even if it jumps so hard, it can only scream, and there is no other way.

The big fat eyes opened a slit and looked down at the Chihuahua. If the enemy does not move, I will not move, but if the enemy moves, I am still as steady as Mount Tai.

Without frying or screaming, Big Fat just stared silently.

The cry of the little Chihuahua below gradually became smaller, backed up, backed up again, made two stern calls, and then left in a daze.

Seeing the puppy gone, Big Fatty turned back slowly, yawned, and continued to doze with narrowed eyes.

Fanwai 3 Once upon a time there was a father-in-law Huang

"Look, that cat is so majestic!"

"Really, like a little tiger."

Several students who came to visit the teacher in the East District compound passed by the flower bed and saw the cat on the flower bed. They couldn't help but took out their mobile phones and quickly took a few pictures.

On the edge of a flower bed about half a meter above the ground, there was a yellow cat with stripes, not too thin. At this moment, the cat is walking straight along the edge of the flower bed with its tail up. The eyes are not wide open, with a little carelessness, the pupils are shrunk into fusiforms due to the light, and the eyes look very sharp, coupled with the arrogant steps of the feline standard, the overall appearance is very good. It's no wonder that some students' first impression after seeing it is "prestigious".

However, soon, those students realized that their first impressions were wrong. The yellow cat was looking straight ahead, not paying attention to the wall of the flower bed under its feet, nor did it intend to stop or jump when it reached the edge. , stepped on the air directly, and fell like this. Before he had time to adjust his landing posture, he rolled around on the grass.

Several students: "… "

After a few students left, Ah Huang rolled on the grass enough, rubbed enough, chose a suitable place, shook the grass clippings on his body, yawned, and lay there, brewing sleepiness. Where it sleeps is not as picky as Big Fatty, as long as it is in the East District compound, it can sleep peacefully in any corner.

Back then, Ah Huang’s favorite thing was to go out in the early morning for a walk, then go out of the yard with three friends and pass by Dongyuan Supermarket to solve metabolic problems at the entrance of the supermarket being renovated and renovated. His favorite is outside Dongyuan Supermarket. After pushing the sand and pulling the poop, after pulling it and burying it, he walked to a small wood not far away to grind his claws, find a suitable place to squat, and watch the cement worker shovel out the sand with a big shovel. Shit reaction.

Back then, in the eyes of many people, Ah Huang was not a good cat, because of his deeds of messing around with markings. No matter how high-quality cat litter is, it may not make a cat change its urine quality. When Ah Huang is locked in the house, even if he puts it in the cat litter box, he can spray all the urine on the cat without leakage. Outside the litter box, therefore, Ah Huang is the only cat in the East District compound that uses a two-tier cat litter box. And when he was outside, Ah Huang was even more happy. Back then, he could smell the guy's urine in many places in the East Family Compound, but that guy obviously belonged to the kind of repeated teaching and repeated reforms, and how many times he was pumped. Neither has a long memory.

At the age of eight months, Ah Huang was finally taken to the pet center for a complete castration operation. After that, his broken habits have changed a lot, and he is not so messy. There is only one, and he still likes to be in Dongyuan. Shit in the sand at the supermarket. Therefore, many broken habits of cats cannot be reversed through surgery.

Ah Huang doesn't always go outside and howl like the sheriff and the others, but Ah Huang likes to find a sense of presence. After being locked up for a long time, he will run around the residential building howling and then go to activities.

Ah Huang himself can't run far, and he basically works in the compound in the East District. He is not as good at memorizing roads as other cats. To put it simply, he is a bit lunatic, and his courage is not that fat, so he is basically in the compound. . But if the other three cats all go out and act together, it will also go out to join in the fun, sometimes squatting on a tree to watch the fun, sometimes squatting on a wooden chair together to take a nap in the sun, and sometimes going to the woods to catch birds and play bugs , Of course, there was a group fight with the West District compound.

Although Ah Huang has many bad habits, his temper is the best among the four cats. It's not like the black charcoal running around all day, not as aggressive as the sheriff, and not like the little old man's temperament like the big fat.

Ah Huang and Big Fatty are the opposite. Big Fatty looks easy to get along with, but is actually a tough stubble, while Ah Huang looks like a serious and serious elite, but the inner core is actually a second-hand guy, and he is friendly to people and other animals. , Xiaohua and Niu Zhuangzhuang in the courtyard often used to get tired on the grass with Ah Huang when they were young. It is also clingy at home, no one pays attention to it, it finds its own presence, you watch TV, it blocks in front of the TV, you read a book, it squeezes over to lie on the book, its cat mother knits sweaters, it goes to scratch the wool ball.

Some children in the compound always like to call A Huang Eunuch Huang, because a bear child said "A Huang is a little eunuch" when he heard his parents talking about A Huang, and later he often talked to the compound. His children are called Eunuch A Huang or Eunuch Huang. Ah Huang is used to it and knows that he is calling himself, and he doesn't care. He doesn't understand the meaning of these words. As long as children don't tug at their beards and tails, they are always more tolerant, even if they pinch their face. The meat was pulled to both sides, as long as it didn't hurt, it didn't bother to resist, and let the children play. Sometimes when some people in the compound saw Ah Huang lying on the grass basking in the sun, they couldn't help itching their hands, and rubbed the product on the grass a few times like dough.

Many people who know Ah Huang's friendly temperament say that it's because Ah Huang has undergone castration surgery, so his temperament is a little soft, but if those people have seen Ah Huang fighting with the other three, they will know that this guy is actually quite a man. , the blood is still there.

Probably doesn't have the swaying thoughts of other cats that haven't been castrated, so Ah Huang also saved a lot of effort. He still has some flesh on his body. Although he doesn't look like a big fat, he is much thicker than the sheriff's look. The deceptive appearance looks quite majestic.

With the growth of age, even if the second-hand goods are still the same, Ah Huang will learn a lot of things, understand some simple truths, and gradually get rid of some bad habits, but Ah Huang has never understood why the four of them are together when it is cold. When basking in the sun on the grass beside the woods, Black Charcoal likes to find some rocks and stuff it into its claws until it fills the inwardly folded arms.

This in the end is why

The wind in June was a little arrogant, and it blew the hair on Ah Huang upside down, and also woke Ah Huang who was drowsy asleep.

Squinting and yawning, he got up and jumped onto the flower bed next to him. Ah Huang looked at the already slanted sunlight and the green grass in front of him.

The grass is a little big and some open.

"Meow-"

Ah Huang stood on the edge of the flower bed and called a few times in the direction of the grass.

The person who went to the kindergarten to pick up the child was already used to this cat that likes to bark twice before doing anything.

Ah Huang and the child looked at each other for a few seconds, the smell was familiar, and he was not afraid. After stretching, he lay on his stomach again, still holding his claws like winter, and after a few seconds, Ah Huang reacted a little Hot, was about to stretch out and lie on his stomach, when he suddenly found that the child in front of him moved.

The child with a small schoolbag took it out in his pocket, took out a walnut and put it in front of Ah Huang, paused, then stretched out his fingers and poked the walnut into the middle of the two front paws that Ah Huang was carrying, then ran back and waited. Beside the parents a few steps away.

"What is Ah Huang doing?" the parent joked.

The little boy grinned: "Huang is hatching eggs."

Fanwaisi can't get through these days!

The general followed Professor Tan when he was just a student. As a tall, rich and handsome bird among birds, the general has always been a character that everyone loved and loved by all ages.

Professor Tan's family is a scholarly family. Professor Tan's father, Professor Tan Lao, is very influential in his field. Otherwise, Professor Tan would not have obtained a blue-violet macaw when he was so young, and often took the generals to visit. Playing in various nature reserves, it can be said that as a pet bird, the general was treated quite well.

Macaws have a relatively long lifespan, and many of the macaws raised by Professor Tan are in their 20s and 30s and are still healthy. When I went to an ecological reserve in the south, Professor Tan also saw a colorful macaw in his 60s. Every day when the old professor who raised it took the radio out for a walk, it repeated the announcer's words on the radio. sound.

Later, Professor Tan taught at Chuhua University, and the general also lived in the family compound in the east area of Chuhua University for some time every year. Smarter than others of the same kind, the understanding and use of human language is beyond the imagination of many people. In terms of articulation, myna, mynah, etc. are not necessarily comparable to macaws, and as the leader of "articulate", the general can be regarded as a cheap mouth.

The first five-character sentence learned by the red and green macaw that was raised by Professor Tan was "Learn and learn from time to time", and the first five-character sentence learned by this guy who also followed the study was "Look at you" That bird!", said it with a sonorous force, which shows its talent in the mouth. Professor Tan, who was still a student back then, was so angry that he could not wait to grab this guy's neck and ask, "Why can't you learn well?!"

In the morning, the red and green macaw in Professor Qin's house would say "goodmorning" to Professor Qin who got up, while the general would learn to croak from Professor Qin who was still in bed. At that time, Professor Tan and his family had a few chickens sent to them by relatives. Although they didn't want to keep them, they didn't slaughter them all at once. They put them in a simple cage on the balcony. One of them The rooster, and that rooster crows every morning, the general also learned from this rooster. It's just that the roosters of the general school are a bit nondescript. In Professor Tan's words, it's like a rooster that has been castrated but has not been castrated completely. It feels hysterical and can't breathe. Listening to the uncomfortable feeling in my ears, and then again. Good dreams have been turned into nightmares, let alone continue to sleep.

Later, the family slaughtered all the chickens, and the community did not hear the chicken crows anymore. In addition, the Tan family went out and deliberately separated the general from the chickens. The general’s broken habit was changed. Otherwise, the one who suffered after going to Chuhua University was the The people from the Eastern District Courtyard.

The general has many hobbies, one of which is more prominent, one is to bite the cat's ears, which is probably related to the fact that he was bullied by cats when he was a child, and another habit that people love and hate is singing.

When Professor Tan was still a student, he really didn't have much time to take care of the general, so the general spent most of the day with Professor Tan and his wife, and these two especially liked to teach him to sing. Special songs, even opera like to teach a lesson. Even though Professor Tan has taught at Chuhua University for many years, the general still prefers songs from that time, probably because he can't understand the lyrics or appreciate the rhythm of many popular songs nowadays. Of course, Professor Tan rarely teaches him those rap songs. When he went to the south for Chinese New Year, the general met with the seven aunts and eight aunts of the Tan family. Naturally, they did not teach many new 21st century pop songs.

As for what the general hates, there are many. Among the birds, he hates magpies and cuckoos. It doesn't know why the people around it like the "ugly" magpie, and they can't sing or speak cross talk. Why do those people in the yard smile every time they see the magpie

As for the cuckoo, a bird that has been endowed with many mythological colors, the general is even more unaccustomed to it, especially the "parasitic" behavior of some cuckoos. When the general was released, if he saw a cuckoo laying its eggs in other birds' nests and kicking the original eggs or chicks from the nests, the general would chase after them and bite them. One time, he flew too fast and the forest was too dense to react. The general hit a tree himself, and his wings were scratched by a branch. He was kept in the house by Professor Tan for a few months, and the feud became deeper.

In the first few years of coming to the compound in the East District, as soon as the general was released, he would bully the cats in the compound. With his size and his own fighting power, he was not afraid of these pet cats in the compound. Love mouths. When the general thought that the East District compound started to be interesting, it was also when the black cat on the fifth floor appeared. He felt that there was no communication barrier with this black cat. After getting along for a long time, the general gradually stopped provoking other cats in the compound, and specially followed the four cheap people in the east district to fight the "invaders" of the compound in the west district.

Every year, when the general was taken to the south for the winter and returned to the east compound of Chuhua University, he first went to say hello to the black cat on the fifth floor. The black cat in the building was lost. It stood on the iron net on the balcony and shouted loudly every day, but the black cat didn't show up. Because of this, the general was stunned for a while, and he felt that his confidant in the east compound was gone. , can't find the fun.

However, after another period of time, the general discovered a new joy, which made the general who had been slack for these days tremble again.

third floor.

Ermao was sitting in front of his laptop playing games, with a can of beer and a box of chicken wings beside him. The daughter was taken by her wife to her grandfather's house, and she had to stay there for a while. Er Mao wanted to stay with her, but she was driven back after staying there for a few days.

Her grandfather was a cultural researcher. Every time the two yuan passed, he would take a quiz on the knowledge of the two yuan. Knowing that the little granddaughter knew a lot, the old man was very happy at first, but gradually the old man's face was pulled down.

What is chopping wood without missing a knife sharpener? What is a gentleman like jade and jade broken tiles? What does it mean when one person attains the Dao and thousands of people ascend to heaven? !

The old man was so angry that his beard was almost gone. Before the little granddaughter was taught to be crooked, the old man decided to straighten it himself! As for Er Mao, who taught these things, he was directly driven back by the old man.

At this moment, in the residence of the East District Courtyard, there are only Er Mao and Heimi in the house.

It’s good to be at home alone, play games, watch a movie, drink a little wine, and have black rice to accompany. Besides, my daughter will be back when school starts in September. This day will pass in the blink of an eye, and it’s not hard to bear.

Ermao won the game with his legs crossed, and took a few sips from the can of beer.

Just as he was complacent, Er Mao heard the singing outside his throat.

"My family lives on a high loess slope~~The wind blows from the slope~" This is the cheap bird upstairs.

The next moment, another voice roared.

"Whether it's the northwest wind~ or the southeast wind~ it's my song~my song~" This is the new kid on the fourth floor.

Song your sister! !

Ka Ka Ka!

Er Mao twisted the beer can, and the joy of just winning a game was shattered by the chorus. He slammed the twisted beer can to the ground.

"Ma's, this day will never end!!"

Since the boy on the fourth floor moved in a few days ago, this kind of "affectionate duet" has often appeared. Yesterday's "Childhood" sang, that bird knows a shitty childhood! The day before yesterday, I sang "Birds on the Trees in Pairs", and Er Mao felt goosebumps when he heard it. I sang "One Cut Plums" the day before yesterday. In August, the city of Chuhua was so hot that it was smoldering, and it was too hot to take off all the clothes. No matter how well you sang it, Ermao couldn't understand the "snowflakes fluttering in the north wind and Xiaoxiao". Artistic conception, not to mention that the two neurotics upstairs can't really sing well! !

Speaking of the kid on the fourth floor, although the kid was familiar from house to house as soon as he arrived, and the popularity in the compound was quite good, Er Mao just felt inexplicably not pleasing to the eye. He kicked both feet before speaking. He didn't know why Heimi, who had always been wary of others, would get close to that kid.

Finally, when the singing outside finished, Er Mao thought to himself, stop it, and continue playing the game when it stops. But before Er Mao finished the game, Heimi, who was lying beside him, jumped on the desk and walked to the window to look out.

The next moment, Er Mao heard a few cat meows from downstairs.

Having been in contact with cats for a long time, Ermao also has the ability to distinguish the meowing of cats. Hearing the sound can infer which cat is meowing, especially this sound, as soon as Ermao hears it, he knows that it is the little bastard with moles on his mouth.

Er Mao got up and was about to drive the little bastard away when he heard the kid on the fourth floor shouting, "Wait!"

Downstairs, Peanut Candy looked at the fourth floor, then looked at the third floor, still obediently walked to the side and waited. Not far away, the sheriff and Ah Huang had come over briskly on tiptoe catwalks.

On the first floor, the fat man who was squatting on the balcony stretched his neck and turned his head to look upstairs when Peanut Candy came over. After the people on the fourth floor showed their heads, he walked to the door and probed into the room with a "meow".

The old lady in the room who was reading a book with reading glasses raised her eyes and looked at the fat man, "Going out to play? Remember to come back on time and don't fight."

On the third floor, Er Mao looked down and saw the kid on the fourth floor running down, followed by four cats.

"The boy is going to bring these