Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 5: Crazy and cool

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Of course, Xiao Qu also saw the cockroaches at the door, and the moment he saw the cockroaches, he was actually imagining a magnificent picture of a black cat swooping at the cockroaches. Unfortunately, the black cat in front of him just glanced calmly, and then He jumped onto a fairly clean chair and squinted his eyes to rest. He didn't even glance at the still warm taro pork ribs and sweet and sour pork loin on the dining table next to him.

Comrade Xiao Qu suddenly felt choked. He looked at Zheng Tan, who was lying on the chair with his eyes closed, not ready to move, and then looked at the food without a table cover. After thinking about it, he didn't care. He turned off the lights in the living room and walked into the room.

After sitting down, Xiao Qu opened a community forum to find the post posted a few days ago, and replied to a message: "Nonsense, the mice in my house don't eat cockroaches, and the cat I found ignores the cockroaches!"

After discovering that there were mice in the house and his mouse trap didn't work, the first thing that Xiao Qu thought of was to post on the Internet for help. Buying mouse traps and mouse traps are all tips given by netizens. Below the post, a netizen summed up the reason why mice became smarter - "Animals that have experienced 'SARS' have greatly improved their IQ and vitality. Those with IQ and survivability were hunted by humans in the SARS incident."

So after the mouse sticks and mouse traps didn't work, and without buying rat poison, the most talked about was to find a cat. Then there was Xiao Qu's move to borrow a cat from Jiao's house.

Among the netizens who supported borrowing cats, one netizen who showed off the pet cat at home left a message saying, "Cats and mice are also natural enemies of cockroaches, and they will also prey on cockroaches." Xiao Qu is now with this theory.

"Otherwise, look at it. Even cockroaches are ignored. The cat will definitely not catch mice. Even if it wants to catch it, it may not be able to catch it." The last netizen said.

"Let's just wait and see!" Comrade Xiao Qu tapped the keyboard, his fingers seemed to want to stab him directly.

Over there, Xiao Qu was arguing with others on the forum. Here, Zheng Tan opened his eyes, bent his palms, and silently looked at the sharp claws protruding from between his fingers.

He wasn't nervous at all about the first test of catching mice. On the contrary, Zheng Tan was a little excited and couldn't tell why.

Last night, too, I killed several white mice in succession, but I didn't feel sick at all. Instead, I felt an inexplicable bloodthirsty excitement from the bottom of my heart, which I don't usually have. Maybe it was because I didn't pay much attention to it, but last night's event was like a fuse that ignited the bloodthirsty factor in my heart.

However, this should be due to the nature of the animal body itself.

Cats are the kind of animals that hunt when they're full, and it's almost in their nature to hunt, even in the gentlest-looking domestic cat.

As Jiao Yuan said in a documentary they watched a few days ago, "In every well-fed cat lying lazily by the fire, there is a tiger that is ready to move."

Taking a long breath, Zheng Tan let go of his palms, closed his eyes and lay there quietly, but his ears were propped up, and from time to time he would move twice because of some movements, but because these noises were not caused by mice, Zheng Tan had never moved. .

Time passed slowly, and the night was getting darker. Zheng Tan didn't notice the rat's movement, but there was indeed a rat's breath around, proving that the rat came out not long ago. Zheng Tan was not in a hurry, waiting quietly in the dark and messy living room.

With the light on the other side of the bedroom, Zheng Tan was able to see the entire living room clearly.

Most of the people in the family compound in the East District were asleep, and there was no more noise around. The Jiao family's side must have rested at this time, and here, apart from Xiao Qu's typing on the keyboard and cursing, there was no other movement.

Um

Zheng Tan's ears moved, and he opened his eyes abruptly. The dilated pupils in the dark environment expanded even more because of the emotional influence.

Silently jumped down from the chair, his body was low, but his movement speed was not slow. Under the cover of darkness, Zheng Tan stopped beside the pile of magazines. Zheng Tan's lurking was learned from the "sheriff".

Xiao Qu, who had just finished a game in the bedroom, took off his earphones and moved his sore neck. When he turned his head, he saw Zheng Tan quietly come down from the chair.

Have a play? !

Xiao Qu hurriedly got up from the computer chair, took out the digital camera from the drawer, paused, put the digital camera down, and rummaged through the cabinet to find the DV. Xiao Qu jumped, hurriedly freed one hand to answer, and spoke in a low voice.

Zheng Tan was waiting in the dark. The mouse came out of the study and didn't go to the kitchen at all. It was obviously familiar with the environment here and the living habits of the householder. Xiao Qu basically doesn't cook by himself, he only orders takeout or eats in the cafeteria, and the food that can be eaten is either placed in the bedroom or in the living room. Now this mouse is coming along the corner of the wall and stops after walking for a while. Get down and watch for danger.

This rat was about the same size as the white rat that Zheng Tan killed last night, but in comparison, the vigilance of this rat was hundreds of blocks away from that of the experimental rat.

When it was about to reach the door of the bedroom, the mouse's attention was more on the person who was on the phone in the bedroom.

Just as the mouse approached the door of the room, Zheng Tan moved.

Great acceleration in a short distance, like an arrow, pointing directly at the prey!

When Zheng Tan rushed over, the mouse suddenly realized that there was a lurking hunter! The distance from here to the study to find the dodging point is a bit long. If you turn around and run, you will definitely be caught within a few steps, so the mouse's strategy is to rush directly into the bedroom. Xiao Qu's bedroom is a little better than the living room, but it's still a mess, but for mice and cockroaches, there are more shelters. As long as it entered the bedroom, Zheng Tan really wouldn't have any way to hold it for a while.

However, it has no chance.

The black furry palm with sharp claws stepped on its tail, and before it could move, another furry palm was already pressed on its neck.

click!

The sound was so soft that people couldn't even notice it.

But the mouse fell softly to the ground in an instant, without twitching.

During the whole process, the mouse didn't even have time to squeak.

Xiao Qu, who had just reached the door, only felt a black shadow flashing under his feet. Looking down, he saw a black cat with a mouse that stopped moving under the black cat's claws.

"I... Slot!"

Xiao Qu almost threw the phone and DV in his hand.

Look at the cat, look at the mouse, and look at the DV that doesn't work at all.

"I suck!" Xiao Qu scolded again.

Is this the end

Shouldn't they be hunting down the whole house first, catching up, then playing with the applause, and finally eating them when they're dying

Nima, I didn't say a few words on the phone, this is the end

What is the reason for such a clean and neat claw method? !

This, this... Absolutely arrogant, dazzling, cool, arrogant!

Whoever says that a cat that doesn't catch cockroaches can't catch a mouse is in a hurry!

"Hey, cricket, what's wrong with you?" the person on the other end of the phone felt that something was wrong with Xiao Qu and asked.

"Hey, uncle!" Xiao Qu hung up the phone and turned on the lights in the living room so that he could see more clearly.

Xiao Qu took off the two chopsticks stuck in the unfinished lunch box and poked the mouse.

Do not move.

Really dead

He seemed to think that the chopsticks were not suitable for his hands, so he threw the chopsticks and went to the kitchen to get the poker that had never been used since he came in. He swung around with the mouse in his hand, as if to make sure that the mouse was completely dead. Then I used a digital camera to take photos from all directions and from multiple angles, and then immediately returned to the computer. I stopped playing the game, and hurriedly posted the photos to the forum, which vividly described the scene just now. As a result, many people who replied to the post said they didn't believe it.

A senior cat breeder sent out several photos. Some of the mice in the photos were bitten with holes all over their bodies, while others only had mutilated limbs and tails, and their trunks were gone.

Xiao Qu turned his head to look at the black cat in the living room who was stretching but didn't want to look at his prey at all. He continued to argue with the people in the forum. At this moment, the phone rang again. Xiao Qu held the phone between his shoulders. Simultaneously tap the keyboard very fast.

Zheng Tan walked around the room and didn't notice the smell of other mice, so he stopped waiting here.

Just as he was about to go back to the chair to squint for a while, Zheng Tan moved his ears and heard someone singing downstairs.

After walking out of the room, Zheng Tan came to the balcony, filtered out the sounds of Xiao Qu's phone calls and typing on the keyboard, and listened carefully, this time he heard clearly.

"Last night's ~ last night's stars~ have fallen~ fallen~ disappeared in~ the distant Milky Way~"

Zheng Tan: "..."

The voice line that was deliberately lowered but could not hide its own characteristics, the vibrato sung in order to express the emotion of singing, and then connected to this tune that is older than Zheng Tan...

Paralyzed, that bitch downstairs didn't sleep for most of the night and began to sing nostalgic old songs!