Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 57: Zheng Tan, you are a pig!

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After coming out of the community, Zheng Tan was ready to hitch a ride.

When he decided to come to this city, Zheng Tan had already made up his mind.

Zheng Tan rarely took the bus before. When he was too young to drive, he would take a taxi when he went out, instead of crowding the bus with others. It is precisely because of this that he left the impression of a rich young man on many people. There is also a "taken for granted" tail.

Walking along the sidewalk, Zheng Tan came to a stop sign.

A few young girls waiting for the bus saw Zheng Tan and squatted down to tease him. The people around them just smiled and didn't say much else.

This is the advantage of wearing a cat card. In the eyes of many people, wearing a cat card with clean fur means that the cat in front of you is a domestic cat that has been vaccinated and has been well cared for, not a domestic cat who may have stray cats with germs, so even if they don't like cats very much, they won't dislike them too much. If it's a normal-looking cat without a cat badge, even if the cat behaves very close, they will be very repulsive.

Facing those young girls, Zheng Tan didn't immediately shake his face and leave. He went up and rubbed together very cooperatively, and was happy to be touched by the girls twice. If they took out some gadgets on the keychain, Zheng Tan also pretended to be very impressed. Interestedly, he raised his paw twice to earn their favor.

While pretending to cooperate, Zheng Tan also paid attention to the bus lines and various stops on the stop signs. Many of the stops were unfamiliar, but some iconic building names and place names were known.

He is not easy to move during the day, so he can only wait to rub the car at night.

After figuring out the general route, Zheng Tan found a place to stay idle, waiting for night to come.

It's impossible to find that kind of pickup truck every time, and not every pickup truck and minivan follow Zheng Tan's planned route, so Zheng Tan decides to use the bus.

Don’t worry about the double-deck, and don’t even think about the tram, so as to avoid accidents, Zheng Tan chose the more common single-deck bus.

After finally waiting for it to get dark, Zheng Tan felt chest tightness looking at the crowded buses, but fortunately he didn't have to go up and squeeze.

He waited for the bus stop that he wanted to pass by, and before it opened, Zheng Tan accelerated and rushed over there, then jumped onto the roof of the bus. .

"What happened just now?!" A passenger by the window felt a black shadow from the corner of his eye flash past.

"What's the matter?"

"Forget it, it's probably my eyesight, I'll sleep for a while, and call me when I get to the station." After that, the man leaned against the window and started to doze off.

At the moment, Zheng Tan, who jumped on the roof of the car, is still a little surprised. Originally, he thought that he would step on the window or something to assist him when he jumped. He didn't expect that when he accelerated towards the car, he suddenly had a strong feeling. The feeling of being able to jump on it with confidence, and then, it has already reached the roof.

When I moved my legs, I didn't feel any discomfort.

laugh-

The passengers had finished getting off and getting on the bus, and the bus door closed and started to move.

Zheng Tan hurried over to hook the bump on the bus skylight. The roof of the car is relatively smooth. If the bus speed starts to turn sharply or stop suddenly, Zheng Tan will probably be thrown out, so he has to firmly hook the fixed object to stabilize himself.

It is estimated that no one would have thought that there was a cat lying on the top of this very ordinary bus.

Zheng Tan couldn't tell where the car was, so he could only pay attention to the sound of the bus announcing every time he arrived at the station.

There is only one section of the car's driving route that Zheng Tan expects, so after arriving at a certain station, Zheng Tan has to get off the bus, and then change to another bus to continue to ride.

Some buses stop at 9 o'clock in the evening, and some are open all night. Every time when changing buses, Zheng Tan has to check what time the bus that he is about to take will stop. It's open to traffic at night, so you don't have to worry about not being able to wait for the car.

Taking the bus is very troublesome, but in order to achieve his goal, Zheng Tan has to repeat this trouble again and again. In this way, Zheng Tan is also getting closer and closer to the destination in his heart.

When parking at a stop in the middle, Zheng Tan suddenly heard someone calling him.

"Hey, Zheng Tan, wait a minute!"

It was a child's voice, and Zheng Tan couldn't remember who it was.

Zheng Tan looked at the place where the sound came from, only to see the backs of a few children walking into a taxi. The lights and shadows at night were intertwined, making it unreal.

There is a video game city around this site. Zheng Tan recalled that he often came here when he was a child. Although there are many places where minors are not allowed to enter, it is only a public statement. As long as you throw money, there will naturally be a place to play.

The taxi went far, and the route was in the same direction as Zheng Tan himself planned. But Zheng Tan couldn't see the appearance of the passengers in the car, and could only vaguely see a few children sitting inside.

Inexplicably nervous, Zheng Tan almost slipped out without grabbing it when the bus suddenly started.

When he got off the bus at the station, Zheng Tan squatted not far from the platform and watched the various bus lines displayed at the stop sign. This is the last bus to transfer. After that bus comes over, it will be very close after another seven or eight stops. The name of the last stop was the name of the community where Zheng Tan used to live, so it was easy to recognize.

Just thinking about it, Zheng Tan suddenly became alert and ducked sideways. A rubber bullet hit the place where he was squatting, and then bounced and disappeared.

After being arrested, Zheng Tan's alertness has increased a lot, and his sense of danger around him has become more sensitive, so he can avoid the soft rubber bullets so quickly.

Zheng Tan has played with this kind of rubber soft bomb before, and Jiao Yuan also has a toy that children like.

Looking sideways, Zheng Tan saw a few young people sitting on the bar, looking like they were drinking too much. He probably saw a cat on the side of the road on a whim, so he raised his toy gun and shot it.

They usually like to play shooting games. They have played rubber balls, paintball field battles, etc. The toy gun in their hands is the one they just won by playing the shooting game in the club. Although they don't look down on this kind of children's toy, they can use it to pass the time when they are bored, and even if they have been drinking, they are very confident in their shooting skills, and they thought they would hear the cat's screaming. , I didn't expect the cat to be able to escape.

So, they got excited, and a few people got up and came to Zheng Tan's side.

Hold!

Zheng Tan cursed inwardly, luck is really bad for Tamar!

A few young people over there were holding toy guns, shouting like a madman, chasing after Zheng Tan, and soft rubber bullets shot out one by one.

Zheng Tan didn't want to run too far, he still wanted to wait for the last bus, but the lunatics behind him kept chasing him. As Zheng Tan ran, he observed if there were any good places to hide around.

There was a van around the corner, the door of the luggage compartment at the rear was open, Zheng Tan rushed in and found a place to hide.

The driver of Little Bread put a cigarette in one hand on the car window and talked to the person standing outside the car. He didn't even notice that there was a cat in his car.

There is no one else in the bun except the driver. There are some goods on the seat, such as home appliances such as color TVs. There are also some in the sacrificial warehouse. The back is full of daily necessities, toothpaste, shower gel, shampoo, etc. Zheng Tan Just hiding behind these goods, watching from the cracks outside the few crazy young people running over.

"Where's that cat?" said one of the young men, fiddling with his hair.

This is surrounded by some shopping malls, and after turning the corner, there are no other shrubs and flower beds except for the trees along the road.

"Did you climb a tree?" said another young man and looked at the surrounding trees.

The man who first shot at Zheng Tan swept his surroundings before walking towards the bun.

Zheng Tan shrank back, lowered his body, and tried his best to hide himself.

And just as the young man was getting closer, another person came to the back of the minivan. This person was the one who was talking to the van driver just now. He raised his hand and pulled down the door of the salute warehouse.

Snapped!

The door to Bread's salute was closed.

Zheng Tan: "..."

Turning his head to see, the driver had finished smoking and closed the car window, and Zheng Tan's plan to run out of the car window was in vain.

paralysis!

Bad luck, bad luck!

No amount of beautiful girls are enough to calm down the alpacas that Zheng Tan's heart is racing.

Zheng Tan suddenly wanted to yell: Nima, let me out!

However, what responded to Zheng Tan was the sound of the engine.

It's like a pair of invisible hands that force you apart as you approach your target.

Unable to resist.

The two times are obviously so close, but the result is still the same.

God's will

Zheng Tan didn't know.

The driver in the car was playing some nostalgic golden songs, several of which Zheng Tan used to sing before the "General", the cheap bird. Combined with Zheng Tan's complicated mood at the moment, he had the urge to hit the wall.

There is no wall here, and Zheng Tan hit the back seat.

The music in the car was too loud, and the driver did not hear the abnormal sound behind the car. He was still intoxicated and hummed along.

After a while, the driver's cell phone rang, he turned the music down, and took a call.

Zheng Tan really wanted to say that it is dangerous to drive and make phone calls, but he used to do this kind of thing a lot, and even drunk driving was a common occurrence. Zheng Tan really felt that he was lucky to be able to grow up safely.

"... OK... I'll call him then... Well, I know how to call landlines... By the way, what is the area code at the end of the capital... 010... OK... I know... "

The driver was talking on the phone happily, but Zheng Tan felt like he was struck by lightning after being stuck in the mud.

area code

Nima, I didn't add the area code last time I called!

As for the mobile phone, it seems that a 0 needs to be added to make long distance calls from other provinces

Zheng Tan, you are a pig!

I haven't touched my phone for so long that I don't even remember this basic common sense!

Zheng Tan can't wait to slap himself a few times, and his brain is twitching at the critical moment! At that time, he was still pumping so hard, he really didn't expect it. The opportunity within my reach has just passed, and I have suffered so much in vain, and the current situation is even more unpredictable.

If Papa Jiao knew, he would definitely blame himself for not teaching his cat how to make long distance calls.

Zheng Tan was lying on a cardboard box, thinking back to himself when he was on the phone at that time, his mind was indeed not sober and irrational, it must be a side effect of the drug, um, the communication operator is also at fault! Even if you can't recognize the foreign number, you have to make some tips!

In any case, missed opportunities are missed.

What to do now

Zheng Tan was annoyed.

Do you want to beat up the driver and jump out of the car

Zheng Tan looked at the street lights flashing outside the car window, estimated the speed of the car, and then looked at the vehicles coming and going outside.

Forget it, wait for the opportunity to make a phone call when you arrive at the driver's house. Since you have found the key, you are not afraid of being unable to solve it.

Zheng Tan still held an optimistic attitude and planned the next actions.

However, when the car stopped, Zheng Tan was stunned by the sight of the woods and fields when the buns came out while the driver was moving the goods away.

Where is this Nima!