Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 65: It wasn't me who kicked the balls

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The next day, Zheng Tan hid in Fang Shaokang's bag and was about to leave the hotel.

The front desk clerk took a second look at Fang Shaokang's big backpack. It is estimated that he did not expect that a person who looked quite abject would stay in such a hotel. He also wondered what the big backpack was carrying.

"Sir, your backpack is not zippered..." The waiter, who was a kind reminder, could not say the last word "close" because she had seen the cat's whiskers from the opened zipper.

Opened his mouth, the waiter looked at Fang Shaokang, she smiled brightly, and then swaggered away.

After exiting the hotel door, Zheng Tan was less restrained, jumped out and walked beside Fang Shaokang, it was too uncomfortable in his backpack.

"Yo, the car is here!" Fang Shaokang said.

Zheng Tan stretched his neck and looked, but did not recognize which one Fang Shaokang was talking about, there were too many cars parked in the hotel parking lot.

Fang Shaokang walked over to an ordinary-looking private car, raised his hand and greeted the person sitting in the driver's seat.

This is what Fang Shaokang meant by "saving fares".

When Fang Shaokang opened the door, Zheng Tan saw that there was another person sitting in the back row, about the same age as Fang Shaokang, but this person looked more serious and had a little majesty.

It doesn't matter whether he is serious or not, Zheng Tan just hopes that this person is reliable, and don't behave like Fang Shaokang.

"Mayor Yuan, congratulations on taking office!" Fang Shaokang raised his feet and got into the car, sat down, and regardless of what the people around him would think, he directly put the big backpack with mud spots on the vacant seat next to him. Then he patted the last vacant space on the back seat, and said to Zheng Tan, who was still looking out of the car, "Come up!"

Zheng Tan looked at the other person in the back seat, looked at the little space in the back seat, and then looked at the empty front passenger seat, jumped into the car, and went straight to the front.

"Hey, this cat is really!" Fang Shaokang smiled, ignoring Zheng Tan and chatting with the person next to him.

Zheng Tan squatted on the passenger seat, feeling that this kind of spacious place was more comfortable, it was better than squeezing a little space with Fang Shaokang's big backpack.

Most of all, the car doesn't look good from the outside, but the interior is not bad. It should have been modified. When I look at the driver next to it, I suddenly feel a little familiar.

It's not that Zheng Tan has seen this person before, but that this person feels a bit like Wei Ling's to Zheng Tan. This person is estimated to be a bodyguard and driver. If you think about the "Mayor Yuan Da" that Fang Shaokang said just now, it is understandable.

The driver comrade next to him noticed Zheng Tan's gaze and looked sideways. It was inappropriate for the cat to squat on the passenger seat, but since the boss didn't express his opinion, he didn't say much, as long as the cat didn't interfere with driving. But now, seeing the cat staring at him all the time, and the look in his eyes doesn't feel like a cat can have, which makes him feel furious.

This cat is so tamarable!

The driver comrade felt goosebumps all over his body, so that the boss was slow to respond for a few seconds when he spoke and drove.

Turning his eyes from the driver to the window, Zheng Tan lay on the seat and looked at the tall buildings outside through the window. Although his eyes were staring out of the window, he kept his ears open and listened to the conversation between Shao Kang and the man behind, because Zheng Tan just noticed that the topic of the latter two people was related to the robbery incident last night.

Fang Shaokang took a document handed over by Mayor Yuan, scolded, and said, "These two people still have the face to sue me?! Also, they obviously colluded, so I hit one of them with a stick. And only one hit, the rest is none of my business, if I knew that I would beat them so much that they couldn’t even speak, wouldn’t they just be a jerk, I’ll be stunned!”

It turned out that the two who had been taught by Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang last night ran to sue Fang Shaokang for malicious injury, and even mentioned attempted homicide.

"Then tell me what happened to that person's injury?"

"The cat kicked."

"… "

Mayor Yuan pinched his brows. He didn't expect to encounter such a thing as soon as he was transferred.

"It's none of my business anyway." Fang Shaokang threw the documents aside and spread his hands, "Even if that person really becomes a eunuch, he can only say that he is unlucky, asking for it, what did he do wrong last night, He's robbing others, and he's carrying a steel pipe! Besides, this person has a criminal record, even if he knows so many people and has so many connections, he can't deny that he is a scoundrel, and he just wants to blackmail money."

Fang Shaokang chatted, and summed up in one sentence, "Anyway, it's not me who kicked the balls."

Seeing Mayor Yuan's contemplation, Fang Shaokang snorted, "Don't put on a frowning face, this is just an excuse for you to start the operation, the new official took office three fires, there is a place for you to burn, Why don't you burn it well?"

After speaking, Fang Shaokang kicked the passenger seat. It means: the trouble you are looking for should be carried by Lao Tzu!

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears, pretending he didn't know anything, anyway, he's just a cat now, who would believe that a cat almost beat a person into a eunuch? Even the beaten robber dared not tell the truth. Who would believe the truth? ! Or, they think it's a shame to say this, and don't want people to know that it was actually a cat who almost turned themselves into a eunuch

No matter what the situation is, Zheng Tan believes that the people in the back seat can solve it, and it is not his turn to worry about it.

The latter two did not discuss the matter about the two robbers who were beaten badly, and began to talk about family matters. Those Zheng Tan were not interested in listening, and looked out the window to estimate when they would be able to leave the city.

After more than an hour, the car stopped.

Zheng Tan jumped out of the car. According to Fang Shaokang, they would transfer to another car here, and this car would take them all the way to Chuhua City.

So Zheng Tan is very excited, no need to walk on foot, no need to squat on a bicycle basket, no need to sit on a tricycle, and no need to perform street performances! The most important thing is that this means that you will soon be able to return to Chuhua City, to that peaceful family compound!

Just thinking about Zheng Tan makes him so excited that he can't sleep.

Counting the days carefully, it has been more than a month since he was arrested. This month or so has given Zheng Tan the feeling that several years have passed, and "torture" is not enough to describe Zheng Tan's views on this experience.

It was an off-road vehicle that took Zheng Tan and Fang Shaokang to Chuhua City, and it was quite luxurious. There are some clean clothes in the car, all for Fang Shaokang. In the words of Mayor Yuan, "Pay attention to your image and don't make jokes there."

Zheng Tan wasn't sure who the "people" that Mayor Yuan was referring to was referring to, and he didn't bother to guess, as long as he knew that he could go back to Chuhua City.

The driver of the off-road vehicle knew Fang Shaokang and was sent by Fang Shaokang's second brother.

Looking at the off-road vehicle that was walking away, Mayor Yuan sighed, "You're almost forty, and it's not as safe as a cat."

If Dad Jiao knew Mayor Yuan's feelings at the moment, he would definitely say: This cat is actually even more worrying.

Zheng Tan in the off-road vehicle will pay attention to the signs on the highway from time to time after the car is on the highway. Fang Shaokang holds a map, and Zheng Tan will also look at it, and then use the signs to estimate Li Chu. How far is Hua City

Originally, Zheng Tan thought that he would reach Chuhua City soon, but Fang Shaokang instructed the driver to take a detour. He could have walked in a straight line, but he had to turn a corner in the middle of the road and go to a city with a long history to take a look at the scenery and take a photo. , eat a folk snack, and then stroll for a few days.

Although Zheng Tan was a little unhappy in the first two days, he was quite interested in eating, drinking, and having fun, but after that, things like this kept repeating, and Zheng Tan was not happy. No matter how long the history is, no matter how delicious those folk snacks are, with Fang Shaokang, Zheng Tan really has no intention of shopping.

However, the driver only listened to Fang Shaokang's words, and Zheng Tan couldn't do anything about it. It was impossible for the driver to take him alone, right

Since Fang Shaokang's thoughts could not be changed, Zheng Tan had to change it. When following Fang Shaokang to hang out in a certain city on the way, Zheng Tan would ask Fang Shaokang to buy some small souvenirs. If he liked it, he jumped over and hugged the souvenirs, and then waited for Fang Shaokang to pay.

Thinking about the colors and styles that everyone in the Jiao family likes, Zheng Tan chose a few.

The driver who followed Fang Shaokang went from being surprised at the beginning, to calm, and then to numbness. It was no surprise that Zheng Tan was picking up souvenirs, and if Fang Shaokang was too busy to take pictures, the one who helped pay was he is. The driver also felt for the first time that cats are really troublesome animals!

Stop and go in this way, and then take a long detour in the middle, and only enter Jinghan Province, which is the province where Chuhua City is located, after a week. Just when Zheng Tan felt that the light was right in front of him, Fang Shaokang asked the driver to stop again and played in a county not far from Chuhua City for a few days, saying that he was going to go fishing there.

Zheng Tan can't wait to slap him, never ride with this kind of person in the future, it's too easy to find trouble.

"It's ten days and a half months, so why go back so early?" Fang Shaokang sat by the lake and fished leisurely there with a fishing rod.

Zheng Tan squatted on a tree beside him, tugging at his ears and ignoring him. It's been ten days since I contacted Dad Jiao. Are you really ready to wait for half a month? Moreover, I used Fang Shaokang's mobile phone to call Dad Jiao yesterday. Dad Jiao said that the matter over there is almost over, so that Zheng Tan can go back at any time.

"Wang Wang! Wang Wang Wang!"

Next to it, a black-haired dog stomped on the spot with joy. This dog was raised by a farmhouse nearby. He always likes to watch people go fishing, and barks excitedly whenever there is movement.

"Have you taken the bait?!" Fang Shaokang quickly lifted the pole, "There are fish to eat at night!"

Zheng Tan yawned, ignored them, was bored, and ran to Fang Shaokang's big backpack, took off the zipper, and took out his phone from the bag.

The driver who was sitting on the side helping to carry the fish bucket didn't have any reaction when he saw this scene, it was not the first time anyway. Now every day, I can see this cat take out the mobile phone from the backpack, then dial and listen to the phone. After listening to the call, the cat is in a very good mood. And every time I see this situation, the driver will be sure again that the black cat is evil.