Strange Life of a Cat

Chapter 96: The four bastards at the military training ground

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Fang Shaokang is also a very busy person. After Jiao's house installed the cat climbing frame, Zheng Tan never saw his people again.

The next day, Fang Shaokang took the time to make a phone call to inquire about the usage. Jiao's dad only said, "It's pretty good. Hei Tan often stays on it when he's at home during the day."

As for the night, the Jiao family knew that their cat only slept on the quilt and sofa.

Although I don't often go to sleep in the "cat nest" installed on the cat climbing frame at night, when I am bored during the day, Zheng Tan will also jump on the cat climbing frame twice. It's because the space at home is small and inconvenient. Now that I have a cat climbing frame, I have to toss it hard. Anyway, it was Fang Shaokang's money, so I don't feel bad if it breaks.

This day, when it was about time for school, Zheng Tan walked to Xiaoyouzi and the others' school. The strange thing was that he didn't see Jiao Wei when he arrived today. The other day, Jiao Wei was there before Zheng Tan arrived. Those who have been waiting here, this is the first time this has happened today. Is something wrong

wrong.

If you really want to count it, the school closing time of the attached primary school is actually a little earlier than the closing time of the college students. At the beginning, Zheng Tan saw Jiao Wei coming early, and thought that Jiao Wei had no classes for the last two classes in the morning, but it seemed that the beginning of the school period It's always been that way, except today.

Zheng Tan lowered his head in thought, as if he had overlooked something.

When the music at the end of get out of class in the attached elementary school sounded, the sound of hurried footsteps approached.

"Hoo, catch up!"

Zheng Tan turned his head to look over, Jiao Wei was wearing a military training uniform, and stood there panting with his hands on his waist. He was running over just now, and his face was covered in sweat.

Military training! !

That's what happened!

Zheng Tan almost forgot.

The freshmen of Chuhua University start school relatively late. When the sophomore and junior classes start, they start to sign up, and the military training will be delayed for a while. Before, neither Yi Xin nor Su Qu had military training at the beginning of the school year. Zheng Tan also forgot about it. Now he remembers that there is no military training for graduate students, but there are undergraduate students.

The military training hasn't started yet, what kind of class does Jiao Wei take

Zheng Tan didn't know until he heard Dad Jiao talk that night that the freshman year had not started yet, while Jiao Wei had been taking the sophomore course. Anyway, when you go into the classroom and sit down, the teacher doesn't know everyone and won't check it. At the same time, there is not much reluctance to people who take lessons. Some teachers especially like those who take lessons.

In Jiao Wei's opinion, Chuhua University is such a good school, many of the teachers in it are well-known professors, but it is a great loss to go to the class. Besides, Jiao Wei felt that he was taking advantage of the class without paying for it, so he has been very active and went to the library to borrow textbooks when he didn't have them. Many of the new students' cards were not fully processed, so Dad Jiao lent him the library card. The books he was holding some time ago were all borrowed from the library.

At noon, when Jiao Wei's small restaurant was eating, there were some students wearing military training uniforms everywhere in some small food shops in front of the school. Now everyone knows that they are freshmen when they see them wearing military training uniforms.

Jiao Wei's parents looked distressed, but at the same time they were very happy to see the child wearing military training uniforms. When it came time to find someone to borrow a camera to take a few pictures as a souvenir. Jiao Wei's father also asked Jiao Wei and their military training venue. When you have free time, you must go and see. Military training is available every day from morning to night. If there is time, it is estimated that it will last until the November holiday. Some of this is time. .

Military training…

Zheng Tan looked at the sun above his head. The temperature has picked up quite a bit recently.

So, at noon that day, after Xiaoyouzi finished taking a nap, Zheng Tan and Jiao Wei first sent Xiaoyouzi to the attached elementary school, and then Jiao Wei rushed over to the military training grounds, carrying a sports water cup filled with water.

When Jiao Wei ran to the training ground, he didn't notice that there was a cat behind him. It's just that Zheng Tan was running in the grass, not on the sidewalk. If he didn't look carefully, he wouldn't be easy to notice.

Military training venues are divided according to faculties, science, engineering, humanities, social sciences, medical departments, etc., are all divided into different areas. Anyway, Chuhua University is big enough to have several sports fields.

And there is a phenomenon in it.

For example, the Faculty of Letters, the Faculty of Foreign Languages in the Ministry of Humanities, the School of Economics and Management in the Ministry of Social Sciences, etc., there are many girls there, so every time during military training, there is a circle of "wolves" around the training ground, and the opposite is true. In the Faculty of Engineering, more than 70% of the students are men, and the remaining 30% are dominated by female men.

What the fuck!

This is the feeling shared by the boys in the engineering department.

Jiao Wei and the others from the engineering department are all divided into one of the sports fields. This sports field is only one of the secondary sports fields in the school. The surrounding equipment is relatively simple. .

The red plastic track on the outer circle of the football field is full of nests of camouflage. The training has not yet officially started, and those students are all talking together.

Zheng Tan saw Jiao Wei walking over to one of the people, and then started talking to the people over there.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was hot, and the high temperature of more than 30 degrees made these new students wilt soon.

There are stands next to the plastic runway. There are some trees behind the steps of the stands. Although it is not high, it is still a little overcast on the steps.

Zheng Tan squatted on one of the trees, watching Jiao Wei and the others being reprimanded by the instructor.

In fact, many college military instructors are about the same age as these freshmen, and they may even be younger. But after all, they are instructors. If they ask you to be listed, you must be listed. If you are asked to stand in the military position, you must Obediently stand in military posture.

Zheng Tan looked very cool from the tree. He stayed in the shade, and the wind was blowing from time to time. It was very comfortable, but those who were in military training were not good enough. Some people suffered from heat stroke and were helped to rest on the side.

However, compared to the Ministry of Humanities, the people here are mostly men, and their physical fitness is slightly higher. If they suffer from heatstroke or something, they will be called "girls", "squeamish", etc. Holding a sigh of relief, you have to hold on to the discomfort. Even if there are not many girls here, there are still some. Don't give people a bad impression before the official start of school.

Jiao Wei hadn't discovered Zheng Tan at first, but when he was resting in the middle, the person next to him said he only saw it. Looking up and looking over there, I saw a fairly familiar black cat lying on a tree not far away.

Everyone just thought it was interesting for a while, but then they didn't take it to heart. Who has never seen a cat, what's so surprising. But Jiao Wei was different, he always felt that the black cat was trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

The next day, Jiao Wei's hunch came true.

Four cats squatted side by side on the top step, where there was shade, and they could look down at the military training students.

Jiao Wei's eyelids jumped, and the four cats that were often seen in the compound were all together. It really was a unified action.

However, because there were instructors watching, Jiao Wei couldn't keep staring there. When they were standing in the military posture, they couldn't look sideways, otherwise they would be punished.

The initial stage of military training is basically standing in the military posture, walking in unison, etc. Compared with the later stage, it is relatively easy, even if the military posture is a little uncomfortable, one station is more than 15 minutes, and the sweat can not be wiped off.

Big Fat seems to like watching this very much. Seeing those people don't look as lazy as usual when training, the sheriff doesn't care, the other three cats do whatever they want.

As for Ah Huang... It looks like a small doll pendant hanging from the rope of a water glass.

The students in the military training, including the instructors who train them, put the water glasses on the steps and put them neatly.

The four cats were squatting side by side, but Ah Huang kept staring at the water glass, and finally couldn't help it. He took two tentative steps forward. Seeing that no one came to stop him, he moved forward boldly. Then bent his paws and fiddled with the CS doll on the water glass rope.

The good thing is that the water cups are filled with water, so that the cups will not be poured twice.

One paw is not enough, both front paws are working, fiddling with that CS doll pendant.

The sheriff saw that it was fun, and went over to join in the fun.

Sometimes cats are like that. They owe their hands and want to play with everything they see. They dial twice, and then they go up and rub them when they can't move, and all those who can move will be moved.

Finally, the water glass with the CS doll poured.

"The knees are straight, the hands are hanging down naturally, close to the seam of the trousers..."

Over there, the little instructor looked at the students who were standing in the military position, and said what to pay attention to. At the same time, he would randomly select some students, kick the knee when he walked behind them, or push the student to stick to the The arms of the trousers seam to see if they came as requested or if they were just superficial.

"Teacher... Instructor..." A student in the phalanx said with a sad face, "My water glass..."

"When standing in the military posture, don't move casually, don't talk casually, and don't look sideways!" the instructor said solemnly.

"Teach... Instructor..." Another person whispered.

"Call the report before you speak! If you want to speak, you must report first!" The instructor was still serious.

"Report! Instructor, your water glass was pushed over!"

Instructor: "..."

Looking at the side where the water cup was placed, the little instructor was seeing his water cup rolling down the steps. The steps of the grandstand were higher than ordinary steps, so every time the water cup rolled down a step, it would make a "dong" sound.

As for the culprit, the cat that looked like a black cat sheriff was raising one front paw, tilted his head, and looked at the water glass that was rolling away. Then, its gaze was placed on a water glass next to it. The bottle mouth of the water glass was shrunk, and the twist cap was pointed, which looked very special. Then, stretch out your paw and push the pointed twist cap.

"Boom-gumbler-gumbler-"

Another water glass rolled down the steps.

There was another person in the phalanx with a complexion like constipation.

Zheng Tan turned his head, this is none of our business!

Anyway, the four cats were very happy watching the military training of those students.

Zheng Tan watched them bask in the sun in the daytime and looked like they were about to collapse. At night, he watched them feed mosquitoes, and when they were standing in a military posture, they were bitten by mosquitoes and couldn't scratch their urgency-like facial expressions.

They don't stare at one square all the time. Sometimes they look at one square in the morning, change another square in the afternoon, and change another square to watch and play at night.

When the students in military training saw the four cats looking at their queue, their first thought was to quickly send someone to protect the water glasses.