Just like doing bad things is not called a bad thing if you don't get caught, and an embarrassing scene is not complete if it lacks witnesses.
Before Lu Xingyan and Shen Xingruo could react, there was a knock on the door, "It's me."
—Pei Yue's voice.
A sentence flashed in Lu Xingyan's mind, "The leak in the house happens to rain all night, so keep the clouds open to see the moon."
The door was unlocked, Pei Yue said hello, and planned to push the door.
There was the slight sound of the door lock being turned, and Wangzai's milk was still dripping down.
At that moment, all the tiny sensory experiences seemed to be multiplied ten times and a hundred times amplified.
The back of Shen Xingruo's head felt a little numb, and his chin also hurt a little from the pinching.
Her mind went blank for two or three seconds, and she suddenly came back to her senses. Enduring the discomfort, she held Lu Xingyan's thigh and stood up.
In an emergency, she didn't pay attention to it, and directly wiped the milk stains on Lu Xingyan's t-shirt, and then pulled the air-conditioning quilt from Lu Xingyan's bed, directly covering his lower body.
—The moment it was covered, Pei Yue came in with two glasses of milk.
Shen Xingruo didn't change his face, turned around and walked in front of Pei Yue, raised the corners of his lips, and took the two glasses of milk from Pei Yue's hand.
"Thank you, Aunt Pei."
The sound is also normal.
Lu Xingyan was still in a daze.
Shen Xingruo's set of quilt covering movements with a difficulty factor of 88 was completed smoothly, precisely controlled within a few seconds of his mother pushing the door open.
And the most rare thing is that after this set of highly difficult movements, he immediately joined a set of model obedient card performance with a difficulty factor of 99. His face is not red and his heart is not beating, his smile is sweet but reserved, and he is friendly without losing politeness. Said it was flawless.
When Pei Yue entered the room, she always felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell exactly what was wrong.
She looked around, smiled and said a few words to Shen Xingruo, then changed her face in a second, warning Lu Xingyan to listen carefully to Shen Xingruo's tutoring.
When she was about to turn around and leave, she suddenly paused, "Lu Xingyan, what kind of quilt are you covering?"
Shen Xingruo spoke on his behalf, "He said he was cold."
Pei Yue looked Lu Xingyan up and down, "Wearing short sleeves on the upper body and covering the lower body with a quilt, what kind of monster are you, don't you know how to wear a coat?"
Spokesperson Shen continued, "He said his legs were cold."
Pei Yue seemed to understand something in an instant, she stepped forward and grabbed Lu Xingyan's ear, "What about you tormenting Ruoruo? Don't play tricks on me, I'll tell you, just make up for the tutoring, and don't make trouble for me!"
After the warning, she turned to Shen Xingruo and said, "Ruoruo, if he wants to be a monster again, just ignore him and go back to your own room to sleep. His level is just like this anyway. If you kindly give him tutoring, he is still a little self-motivated." nothing!"
Shen Xingruo stood there quietly, neither saying yes nor no, anyway, he looked very well-behaved and wronged.
Lu Xingyan wanted to say something to defend himself, but before he opened his mouth, Pei Yue stared back at him
Two minutes later, Shen Xingruo sent Pei Yue out.
After watching Pei Yue disappear around the corner of the stairs, Shen Xingruo gently closed the door and went back to the room.
There is a light, sweet smell of milk in the room.
Seeing that Pei Yue was leaving, Lu Xingyan immediately lifted the air-conditioning quilt, looked down, and then said "Come on".
The middle of his trousers was wet and swollen, and there was a puddle of milky Wangzai milk on the ground.
If Pei Yue came in and saw this scene just now, and Shen Xingruo's head was still resting on his lap, Lu Xingyan didn't know whether his mother would separate the two forever or marry on the spot.
Shen Xingruo couldn't help recalling the scene just now.
She looked away calmly, stood far away, and did not approach.
Lu Xingyan got up and walked to the closet, and while picking up the clothes, he pretended to be indifferent and asked, "What were you doing just now, you splashed milk all over me before I fucking realized it."
Shen Xingruo, "I don't blame you, but you still beat me up."
Lu Xingyan found that there was an unmarked khaki hoodie in his closet, which was exactly the same as the one Shen Xingruo was wearing.
It seems that I bought it from a certain sports brand last year to make up the bill. It is pure color, without any pattern, and it is so plain that it does not fit his temperament, so he has never worn it.
He picked up the hoodie and said, "Blame me? What's wrong with me? I just wrote the title in a proper manner, and it's obviously you who made the monster."
Before Shen Xingruo could speak, he shook the newly taken out clothes and trousers again, "Hey, I have to change clothes, you turn around."
Shen Xingruo didn't move.
He raised his eyebrows and pinched the hem of his clothes to make a gesture to pull it up, "Hey, I really took it off."
Shen Xingruo reacted quickly, and immediately turned around and walked towards the desk.
Lu Xingyan deliberately teased her, seeing her serious look, twitched the corners of her lips, took the clothes and trousers, and went to the bathroom
After Lu Xingyan changed his clothes, Shen Xingruo had already cleaned up the mess under the desk.
The two sat down again.
Shen Xingruo felt something was wrong, looked at Lu Xingyan's clothes up and down, and suddenly said, "Your clothes are the same as mine."
Lu Xingyan turned his pen and raised his eyebrows.
Shen Xingruo met his gaze and asked, "Why are you wearing the same clothes as me?"
"Why can't I wear what I bought with money?" Lu Xingyan looked at her for a while, "I just happened to see a dress like yours, and I wanted to wear a teacher-student outfit with you to show respect, do you know that? Hey, don't you think I'm going to wear a couple outfit with you on purpose?"
Shen Xingruo didn't answer, and tapped on the table with a pen expressionlessly, "Write a question."
Lu Xingyan laughed, leaned against the back of the chair, put two fingers together, and waved at her from the brow bone.
Then lazily said, "Of order, Mr. Shen."
Shen Xingruo gave him five minutes, and saw that he was serious about writing and drawing on the draft paper, so he asked, "How many questions have you written?"
"Didn't you ask me to write the first question?"
Shen Xingruo "..."
She leaned forward a little, took the test questions from Lu Xingyan's desk and looked at them, "The first question is to ask a subset, what did you write and wrote two draft papers? And it's a multiple-choice question, and every pig will get 4 points for choosing it." One of the chances of picking the right one."
Lu Xingyan: "Hey, just talk as you say, I won't take you to insult people like this."
Shen Xingruo, "You can't even get 400 points in the exam, you're quite glass-hearted."
Shen Xingruo glanced at him, tore through the test paper, and told him from the first question.
The first few questions were simple, and she didn't even write.
Lu Xingyan wasn't that hopeless, and he basically understood what she said.
When it came to the geometry problem, Shen Xingruo took the draft paper and patiently drew him.
"This is a cylinder, o1o2 center point, connected, so..."
"The section through the o1o2 line mentioned in the title means to cut the cylinder from the center... do you understand?"
Her body has the fragrance of grass shower gel, and a little bit of sweetness.
When Lu Xingyan listened to her talking and drawing pictures, he found it cute inexplicably. He was a little distracted for a while, and didn't know what she was talking about.
When he heard her ask if he understood, he simply shook his head.
Shen Xingruo paused, turned his head and asked him seriously, "Are you a pig?"
Lu Xingyan "..."
Cute for only three seconds.
Shen Xingruo didn't believe in evil anymore, picked up the Wangzai milk just now and gestured to him, "This is a cylinder, the cross-section of a straight line connecting the upper and lower centers, that is, the cross-section obtained by cutting from its center point .”
Lu Xingyan replied seriously, "There is no cross-section when I cut it. It is more than half empty, and you have poured milk on me. If you have to talk about noodles, it is also a U-shaped noodle."
"..."
"You imagine it as solid."
"Don't you even have this little spatial imagination? How did you get more than 300 points in the test?"
Shen Xingruo's patience is about to be declared exhausted.
Lu Xingyan felt that if he said a few more words, Shen Xingruo would pick up the book and beat him up.
He braked in time, "All right, all right, stop scolding, I've been so scolded that I'm out of my mind."
"Your brain is not clear."
Lu Xingyan was too lazy to argue with her, and raised his hands in surrender, "Then I'll do it myself first, and I'll ask you if I don't understand?"
Shen Xingruo threw down the test questions, his temples twitched violently.
After being quiet for a few minutes, seeing that Lu Xingyan was really writing the question well, she explained, "You write first, and I'll go down and deliver a milk cup."
The milk is all gone.
Lu Xingyan said "Hmm", "Bring me a piece of toast, I'm a little hungry."
Shen Xingruo, "You better stop eating."
Lu Xingyan looked at her, "...why?"
"Hunger keeps a man awake."
After Shen Xingruo finished speaking, he picked up the cup and left the room.
Lu Xingyan looked at her back, licked the back of her teeth, and didn't know whether to laugh or not
When Shen Xingruo came up again, he brought a plate of grilled chicken wings.
It's just baked, it's very fragrant, and it smells like Orleans.
Lu Xingyan was very hungry, looked back, and put down his pen, "Aunt Zhou baked it? I'm just hungry, and you Japanese woman is always walking around, so hurry up."
Shen Xingruo ignored him.
When she walked to the desk, she didn't put down the chicken wings, but asked, "How many questions have you written?"
"eighteen."
"Let me see."
She freed one hand to read the title written by Lu Xingyan.
Well, it's not that unsightly, at least it's being calculated seriously.
She didn't care about it, put down the chicken wings, and handed him a pair of chopsticks.
"How to eat with chopsticks, there seems to be disposable gloves from takeaway in the basket, you can find it."
He pointed to the basket in Shen Xingruo's hand.
Shen Xingruo turned the pages as he said.
She didn't see the disposable gloves, but she saw a few pieces, square ones, packaged in blue and red... Realizing what it was, she suddenly felt hot.
Lu Xingyan: "Just what you have, give it to me."
Shen Xingruo picked it up and threw it at his face.
"..."
"???"
Unprepared, Lu Xingyan was slapped on his face, and Lu Xingyan was stunned, "Why are you so nervous, you...?"
He picked up a few disposable plastic bags that fell on his lap, looked at the packaging, realized it, and quickly explained, "This is a plastic glove, this is not a condom."
Seeing that Shen Xingruo turned around and wanted to leave, he pulled Shen Xingruo's wrist, and then took one apart for her to see.
"It's really a plastic glove. Why do you think I'm so dirty? It's because these stores are weird now. They deliberately make it look like this to attract attention. I'm rooted in Miaohong Wushuisimei loves learning every day and has a correct attitude. I still How can I use this when I'm a virgin?"
The word "virgin" exploded in my ears, and the room suddenly fell into a dead silence.
Shen Xingruo couldn't help pressing his face and pushing him back, "Shut up."
If Shen Xing didn't stay in Lu Xingyan's room any longer, he just told him to finish the test paper voluntarily, and then ruthlessly announced that tonight's tutoring was over, and he didn't even eat chicken wings.
Lu Xingyan leaned on the back of the chair, rubbed his hair, then took out his mobile phone, found the takeaway that gave him plastic gloves, and gave him a bad review.
He also criticized the store in a fair manner, saying that the store is full of yellow waste, it is not serious to do takeaways, and it always wants to attract people's attention, so it will go bankrupt sooner or later.
Lu Xingyan went to bed early that night.
I wondered if I would have a good dream, but I slept until nine o'clock in the morning and didn't dream of anything.
On the other hand, Shen Xingruo went back to his room last night, thinking that Lu Xingyan's foundation, which was almost zero, could not be filled up with too difficult things as soon as he came up, so he dug out his notebook in the freshman year of high school, deleted, edited and changed it until three o'clock in the morning.
She likes to sleep late, but when she was at Lu's house, she always felt that she should be more polite, so she always got up early.
But after staying in Lu's house for a long time, her restraints gradually eased a lot.
I slept until twelve o'clock and didn't get up.
It's almost lunch time, Pei Yue felt puzzled, "You're already awake, why hasn't Ruoruo woke up yet, doesn't she usually get up very early?"
"How do I know, maybe it was a dream."
The person who came over, Lu Xingyan, responded casually.
Pei Yue raised her chin and motioned to him, "Go upstairs and ask Ruoruo to get up for dinner."
Lu Xingyan casually "hmm", finished playing the game, then dropped the game console, got up and went upstairs
Standing at Shen Xingruo's door, Lu Xingyan knocked on the door a few times and called her name again.
— nothing happened.
He turned the doorknob casually, and suddenly found that Shen Xingruo hadn't locked the door.
Lu Xingyan coughed twice, then raised his voice and called out, "Shen Xingruo, Shen Xingruo? If you don't make a sound, I'm coming in."
— Still no sound.
So Lu Xingyan went in with peace of mind.
Shen Xingruo was still sleeping under the quilt, lying on his side facing the inside of the bed, wearing a sleeveless nightdress.
Lu Xingyan stood by the bed, turned his eyes away, and called her twice.
Shen Xingruo turned over and frowned slightly.
She didn't tie her hair when she slept at night, and turned over from the other side of her side. There was a lot of broken hair on her face, her lips were light pink, and her eyelashes were very long, like a small fan, a little bit upturned.
Lu Xingyan watched it for a while, then leaned over to take a closer look, and reached out to shave her eyelashes.
Shen Xingruo seemed to feel a little bit, his brows were wrinkled again, and he muttered something.
Subconsciously, Lu Xingyan kept silent, and helped her brush the hair off her face and put it behind her ears.
Looking at it this way, it's really much cuter than her usual sarcasm five or six times in three sentences.
Shen Xingruo didn't like people touching her very much. If someone touched her, she would move. Lu Xingyan helped her with her hair, but she couldn't help turning over, turning left and right. The position didn't move, but half of the suspender fell off.
Seeing this, Lu Xingyan paused for breath.
I don't know where to put my hands and feet.
He felt that this was not good, and he was still wondering if he should help her pull the belt.
Just as he was half bent over, hesitating whether to stretch out his hand, Shen Xingruo's eyelashes trembled, and he suddenly opened his eyes.
—The two were caught off guard, and their eyes met.
After three seconds of silence, Shen Xingruo asked, "Virgin, what are you doing in my room?"