At six o'clock in the morning, the sky was dim and the corridor was dimly lit, but the disbelief on Pei Yue's face was clear and clear.
Lu Xingyan was not quite sober at first, but after looking at his mother for three seconds, it was as if cold water had been poured on him, and he was sober enough to return to the college entrance examination room with just a pen.
Pei Yue clenched the handrail of the stairs, looked at Lu Xingyan for a while, and looked at the door of Shen Xingruo for a while, her throat seemed to be blocked by something, and she couldn't speak at all.
She just went downstairs to drink water, and then found traces of a suitcase being dragged on the floor, so she wanted to go upstairs to see if the bastard Lu Xingyan had returned.
Never would I have thought that I would encounter such a fantastic scene.
This is not true
After about seven or eight seconds, she abruptly slapped herself across the face.
—It’s not heavy, but it hurts. It’s not a dream.
oc, the female compatriots are so ruthless that they abuse themselves together
Lu Xingyan almost thought he was dreaming, with a look of surprise on his face, he lowered his voice and asked, "Mom, are you okay? Why are you beating yourself?"
"..."
"It's okay, there seems to be a mosquito."
Pei Yue finally spoke out, but her expression was in a trance, and her voice was a little erratic.
Where do mosquitoes come from in winter
Lu Xingyan rubbed the back of his head, looked up and down and said, "Mom, what are you doing upstairs this early in the morning, and your padded jacket, isn't your padded jacket too festive?" Pei Yue "..."
She didn't know what she was thinking, she didn't ask about serious matters, and even followed Lu Xingyan's words back, "What do you know, this is a collaboration between a luxury brand and a Chinese painting artist, and it is sold in limited quantities."
...
Middle-aged women's money is really easy to cheat, and the same style of quilts from the 1990s is also sold in limited quantities.
Lu Xingyan looked at the ceiling, a little speechless.
But he quickly remembered that the focus now was not on the padded jacket.
While Pei Yue was distracted by him, he said nonchalantly, "Hey, I'm so sleepy, I'll go back to my room and sleep for a while, mom, you go back to sleep for a while, it's only six o'clock now."
Pei Yue watched him walk past the stairs, unscrewed the door of her room, and walked in...
Only one last action to lock the door is missing, and Lu Xingyan can temporarily escape Pei Yue's questioning, get a good night's sleep, and make a long-term plan when he wakes up—
But the sky didn't fulfill her wish, the moment the door was closed, Pei Yue suddenly came back to her senses, rushed up with a stride, and kicked the door in!
Lu Xingyan was dumbfounded.
This fucking limited edition sleeping padded jacket also has the buff of Popeye
His whole body was almost overturned by this sudden kick on the door!
Pei Yue came to her senses, rushed forward and pinched Lu Xingyan's ears without panting, and then kicked again - closing the door to teach her a lesson.
"Damn you! What did you do to Ruoruo's room? You're going to die for being sneaky early in the morning?! Tell me, did you do anything to Ruoruo? When did you start? Ruoruo Did you find out? Or did you find out that you were coercing her? Lu Xingyan, are you going to kill me with anxiety or mad at me? Tell me quickly!!!"
Lu Xingyan hadn't swallowed the mouthful of old blood kicked out by kicking the door, and was reprimanded with his ears twisted and his face covered. At this moment, his eyes were staring.
However, Pei Yue was still nagging endlessly. Judging from what she said inside and outside the meaning, she almost stamped him as a rapist and sent him to the police station!
Lu Xingyan coughed twice, endured the pain coming from all over his body and reluctantly responded, "No, no...Mom, you have to take some time to catch your breath, give me some time to catch your breath, so I can explain, how can you Think of me so wretchedly!"
Pei Yue grabbed his ear and twisted it another 135 degrees.
"Hiss—pain, pain, pain!!"
"Mom! Don't screw it up! Shen Xingruo and I are in a relationship! If it's a legitimate relationship, let's sleep together. I didn't do anything, you let go!!!"
In fact, Lu Xingyan didn't want to admit it at first, but Pei Yue's posture of coming up to protect his daughter was so frightening to death, he didn't even give him a chance to defend himself, and almost killed him in a few moments!
fall in love.
legitimate relationship.
Just sleep together
Pei Yue was startled, her eyes slowly opened wide as she digested the information, "What did you say, tell me again!"
"Shen Xingruo and I are dating, and Shen Xingruo is my girlfriend now!" Lu Xingyan said loudly.
Pei Yue froze on the spot, and after a few seconds, she exerted force with her hand, and twisted it another 135 degrees with her backhand.
Lu Xingyan was twisted so loudly that he almost didn't drive the crane west.
— not dreaming.
Pei Yue loosened her hand slowly.
Various emotions such as shock and confusion are intertwined, and in the end, the joyful emotion wins overwhelmingly.
She smiled happily, and looked at Lu Xingyan with kindness.
Lu Xingyan pressed his ears and hissed softly while still closing his eyes.
Pei Yue was very considerate, helped him to sit on the edge of the bed, patted him on the back carefully and tenderly, and asked, "Son, you mean...you are dating Xingruo now, right?"
She raised the index fingers of both hands and pointed them together, "Then when did you start talking?"
"... We will talk after the college entrance examination."
It's so early!
Pei Yue asked, "Why can't you see it at all, why did you two start talking?"
"I confessed to her to accept, otherwise how can we talk about it?"
Lu Xingyan was puzzled.
Pei Yue was choked, paused for a while, and then asked the most critical question, "Then you, what progress are you making now?"... "Lu Xingyan glanced at Pei Yue and said expressionlessly, "Gai The progress of pure sleeping with a quilt. "
For a moment, an unconcealable regret flashed across Pei Yue's face.
But soon, she coughed twice to clear her throat, sat up straighter unconsciously, and said straightly, "Then you guys, this progress is actually not slow, don't worry, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."
Thinking about it seems inappropriate, "No... I mean, you have to give Ruoruo full respect, you can't force it, you can't force it, you know?"
"You are young now, and you still need to study. It is not good to kill people too early, so you have to suspend school and go home to take care of your children..."
Lu Xingyan "Mom, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Pei Ruo took it for granted, "Where am I talking nonsense? It's not that I haven't been young, I don't know you, you are young and full of blood, why are you sleeping under a quilt...The one who wiped the gun and went off... "
She paused, and then said, "Of course, I don't mean to say that this can't be done, what I want to say is, if you really want to do something, you have to take good measures?"
"After graduation... don't need to wait for graduation. I think senior year is very good. Isn't there no class in senior year? Just write papers. At that time, you will also reach the legal age of marriage, so you can go and get a certificate." , and then I'll help you organize a splendid wedding!"
"It's just a matter of getting married. It's justified to be pregnant and have children, and it won't affect the reputation of girls. I just happen to take care of the children for you."
Pei Yue solemnly followed her own train of thought, "Boys and girls don't matter, the key is that this brain is like Ruoruo, and we have cultivated it well since I was a child. When I gave birth to you, I was too used to you and didn't want to If you don't learn, then my little grandson can't be as ignorant as you."
"As for your looks, you still have some merits. I'm not worried about that. Ruoruo is so pretty, it's not a problem to look like anyone."
Lu Xingyan: "No, no, I think it's better for a boy to be like me and a girl to be like her. Don't be like her in personality. How can Shen Xingruo pass on that personality to his children in the future?"
I don't know what's going on, but at first Lu Xingyan thought that his mother's mind could lead directly to the Milky Way. He was still a virgin, so his mother began to think about helping him raise a child, which was too much.
But as he listened, he was unconsciously surrounded by cakes like Pei Yue.
And the more he listened, the more engrossed he became, and at the end of hearing it, he had a serious discussion with Pei Yue about whose personality he resembled.
Shen Xingruo was sleeping peacefully in the bed, and half an hour after driving away Lu Xingyan without realizing it, her future baby's life plan had been clearly arranged by a certain two self-imposed mother-in-law and husband
At nine o'clock in the morning, Shen Xingruo got up and took a shower.
When they went downstairs, they saw Pei Yue and Lu Xingyan looking at their phones together in a rare harmony.
She said hello on the stairs.
Seeing her going downstairs, Pei Yue rolled her eyes with a smile, and greeted her very cordially, "Ruoruo, are you awake? I went to bed very late last night, are you hungry? Your aunt Zhou went shopping in the supermarket, but the fire Chicken porridge with mushrooms is still simmering, I will serve you a bowl, just wait."
Pei Yue got up, and pressed Lu Xingyan's head again, "Why don't you heat milk for your future wife?"
Shen Xingruo "..."
Future...wife.
She stood on the stairs, paused for a few seconds, then turned her gaze to Lu Xingyan again.
Lu Xingyan silently made eye contact with her, yes, that's right, that's what you think, if you don't cover the fire, you have to sell yourself to my house as a child bride.
Shen Xingruo "..."
During the three days of the New Year's Day holiday, the corners of Pei Yue's mouth never drooped, and she loved and cared for Shen Xingruo so much.
She said to Shen Xingruo, "Don't put too much pressure on falling in love. Lu Xingyan treats you badly, so just break up with him and I'll teach him a lesson", while buying Shen Xingruo crazy outfits.
When she goes shopping and passes by a maternity and baby store, she will go in for a stroll, muttering something like "my little grandson will dress so cutely in the future".
Having dinner at home at noon, Lu Xingyan brought food to Shen Xingruo openly, and lazily teased, "Girlfriend, I'm in your favor, don't you think my mother is very pleasant to me these days."
Pei Yue looked at him with a half-smile, "Isn't it? After all, the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at her, the more she likes her."
"...?"
"Mom, you are too much."
Pei Yue smiled, "It's not too much, if you were my son-in-law, you might be treated better."
Pei Yue picked up a chopstick dish for him, "Speaking of which, in the year you were born, there was a construction project in the west of the imperial capital, and the Lu family's ancestral tomb was relocated, and the location of the relocation was calculated by someone. Fengshui is good! This Master still has some skills, but it’s not really Feng Shui, if the ancestral graves are not full of smoke, you can find such a good girlfriend as Ruoruo?"
Lu Xingyan "...?"
No, Shen Xingruo agreed to be his girlfriend because he was admitted to Xingda University through his own efforts.
Why should the ancestral graves take credit for those who neither read books nor read newspapers
The mother and son quarreled at the dinner table, and at night, Lu Xingyan was carried back to the room by Shen Xingruo for final review.
Fortunately, he was well prepared and memorized the outline and famous sentences before. When Shen Xingruo asked, he pretended to read it a long time ago, and he even showed the excerpt to Shen Xingruo, "I read books very seriously. Yes, I even took notes, look at this, it’s all sentences I copied when I was reading.”
Shen Xingruo glanced at him and went to flip through the excerpts.
Lu Xingyan's face didn't turn red and his heart beat steadily.
If Shen Xing hadn't turned two pages, his hands would have stopped.
"Love to me is not a skin-to-skin relationship, not a vegetable or a meal, it is a kind of immortality, a dream of a hero in a tired life."
— Duras "The Lover"
Shen Xingruo, "Have you watched Duras' "The Lover"?"
Lu Xingyan nodded, and recounted the general content to her, and put on a show, "I think this sentence is very well written, very deep, really, just like I did to you."
Shen Xingruo was silent for a moment, pressed his temples, then picked up a pen, and wrote a sentence below
"I never said that." - Duras
Lu Xingyan "...?"