"How's it going?" The crowd gathered around Uncle Zhang expectantly, and when he hung up the phone, they all gathered around him.
"How about what?" Uncle Zhang straightened his icy robe, "Of course it's no problem if I go out."
"That's good, that's good." Everyone felt relieved.
"They may come over in the afternoon. It may be inconvenient for so many of us to stay at your house." Daoist Yunfeng thought a little more. It was the first time that Shen Changan brought someone he liked to visit relatives and friends, and they stayed with a bunch of strangers. Daoyou Zhang here, it is not good to make Shen Changan's girlfriend awkward.
"Wait, we'll prepare the ingredients for you, and we'll go to the hotel for one night after we're done."
So this morning, countless Wuming residents discovered that a group of monks and priests wearing Taoist robes or cassocks appeared in the supermarket, and some good people even posted photos of them queuing up to pay the bills on the Internet.
Landlord: I found another piece of evidence that the sky was extraordinary last night! The landlord lives in a small remote city on the 18th tier. Last night, because I played snow with my friends too late, I found that the sky was full of brilliance and colorful, very dazzling. Although experts say this is a rare natural wonder, I still think there is something tricky about it. When I was scolded by my mother to buy soy sauce in the morning, I found these monks and Taoists [picture].
Landlord: Some people even ask me, what do monks and Taoists represent? They can represent a lot. Think about it, if you encounter problems that cannot be solved with science, who can only handle them? That must be the characters of these metaphysical circles! We, the 18th-tier backcountry, who don't even care about liars, can attract so many foreigners
Netizen 88: The landlord is really insane. When I see a few monks and Taoists, I can tell you that the natural scene last night was unusual. Didn't you graduate from primary school? In your place, it hasn't snowed for nearly 20 years, but yesterday it snowed suddenly, and it's not impossible for a natural anomaly to appear. The netizens in this post are also really funny. They are talking about supernatural legends. The source of each legend is "my friends", "my relatives", "friends of my relatives". I can make up twenty rumors like this every day. indivual. What is the age, full of bulls, ghosts and snakes, funny.
Netizen 154: The person on the 88th floor, since you believe in science so much, why do you come to our supernatural forum? Welcome to the scientific documentary forum next door.
Netizen 201: Wait, no one found out, there is a Taoist priest holding a box of red envelopes in the photo
Netizen 255: Hahahaha, is it okay for the Taoist priest to give people red envelopes
Netizen 301: Maybe there is a hundred years of good luck printed on the red envelope
Netizen 302: Upstairs, stop your brain, I have already started to make up for the picture of a Taoist priest being a matchmaker. Ahhh, so scary!
Netizen 303: Maybe last night in a place we don't know, there was a major event that decided the life and death of the world. After a whole night of hard work, a couple of lovers made up their minds at the moment of life and death crisis. The Taoist priests and monks were moved by their love, so they decided to hold a wedding for them...
Netizen 308: Brother on the 303rd floor, you are so good, you must be writing online articles, right
The Internet was buzzing, and after Shen Changan promised that Uncle Zhang would take Dao Nian to dinner, he lay on the sofa and comprehends life lazily. Dao Nian brought him fruit and melon seeds from time to time, and he was so diligent that Shen Changan suspected that Dao Nian had changed his character.
How lazy was the Dao Nian in the past. He waited for him to peel the pistachios, but now he has been peeled
"How can it be the same before?" Daonian forked a piece of fruit and fed it to Shen Changan's mouth, "I used to raise you as a human cub, so I can't spoil you too much, spoiling is harmful. Now... Of course it is. Work hard to be good to you, even if you get spoiled, I will help you."
Shen Changan looked at him suspiciously: "Really?"
If you are lazy, you will be lazy, how dare you find such a fair reason
Until now, he didn't want to find out carefully whether Dao Nian used to sit in a wheelchair all day, whether it was because his legs were inconvenient, or whether it was...
He, shouldn't be too lazy to do this, right
If Dao Nian's legs are normal, he said at that time that he hoped that Dao Nian's legs would resume walking, and when he could live a free and happy life, there would be no such visions as lightning, lightning, and strong winds.
Maybe maybe... It was really bad at the beginning of the year, right
Thinking of this, Shen Changan didn't bother to pay attention to him, and took out his mobile phone to brush it. Find out what are the popular headlines on major online platforms today, "The sky is full of sunshine, the miracle is alive", "Maybe the miracle is right in front of us" and so on.
He clicked in and saw that there were some photos of colorful and strange haze in the night sky. Now these online media, in order to create topic traffic, can make up any kind of story.
Take it seriously and lose.
After playing with the mobile phone for a while, I found that many platforms were taking this weather phenomenon to hype it up.
The parrot has been raised on their side for a while, the whole bird has a circle, and it can speak more.
"Eat more, the bird next to you is your little brother. When he gets older, remember to teach him to speak." While feeding the two birds, he muttered. Shen Changan was always worried that the two birds would not have enough to eat, so he gave them extra meals from time to time.
The two birds will become so fat as they are today, and Shen Changan will take most of the responsibility.
"Changan, I have something to deal with." Daonian walked over to Shen Changan, bent down and kissed his cheek, "I'll be back in a while."
Seeing such intimate movements between the two, Feiying buried her head in the fur on her chest in embarrassment. She is still a simple little parrot, and she can't see such an intimate picture.
"It's almost noon." Shen Changan grabbed Dao Nian's arm, made him bend down, and let himself kiss back, "Go over after lunch?"
"It doesn't matter, it can be solved in half an hour."
"Oh." Shen Changan let go of Daonian and said with a smile, "As a national treasure, it's not easy to be so busy."
Dao Nian: "… "
Because Feiying buried her head too low, the whole bird fell into the nest.
Oh, the man who lies will pay the price.
As soon as Daonian left, someone came in and told Shen Changan that a man named Kong Ying wanted to see him.
"Kong Ying?" Shen Changan thought about it carefully, "I don't know."
"No, no." Feiying waved her wings anxiously, "No, no, no."
That is the stupid fool of their bird tribe who speaks and does things without thinking. He came to find Shen Changan, and he will definitely cause trouble.
"A person who even dislikes our parrots?" Shen Changan patted Feiying's fluffy head, "Then I'll go and see what it looks like."
Feiying: "…"
This bird chooses to die.
"Mr. Shen, Kong Ying is here." When Yu Lei came in, he saw Shen Changan teasing the bird, and he walked up to him and whispered, "Kong Ying is a little grumpy, do you want me to be by your side when you see him? guard?"
"Okay." Shen Changan can punch hooligans and kick bandits with his feet, but these are ordinary people, and he can't do anything about monsters.
Two minutes later, Kong Ying walked in. As soon as he saw his face, Shen Changan knew why Yu Lei said that Kong Ying was short-tempered. This is the person who came to make trouble in front of Dao Nian, and finally implicated the old man in his family to plead guilty to Dao Nian.
At that time, seeing Kong Ying's elders being so humble in front of Daonian, he thought that his family owed Daonian too much money. Now that he thinks about it, they are not owed money to Daonian, but are afraid of Daonian.
Gee.
Daonian is really thick-skinned and dares to admit any lie. After living for so many years, he doesn't know whether the others will grow or not. Anyway, his face must have grown.
Walking into the gate of the yard, Kong Ying saw two snowmen standing on the bare grass. The snow in other places had gradually melted away, and only these two snowmen still maintained their newly built appearance.
The fairies and monsters here, who would dare to do such a childish thing under the eyes of Tiandao
He didn't want to come here, and the elders of the bird clan also told him three times and five orders, and could no longer do impulsive things. Because Shen Changan saved the Phoenix, their bird clan was very grateful to him, as if the suffering and injustice they once encountered had disappeared.
He couldn't be as unrepentant as the elders, so he still came today.
"Hello, Mr. Shen." Kong Ying stepped into the room and saw Shen Changan sitting on the sofa. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little timid. It was obvious that the person sitting there was just an ordinary person.
"Hello, Mr. Kong." Shen Changan nodded to Kong Ying, "Please take a seat."
After Kong Ying thanked him, he sat down slowly.
"I wonder if Mr. Kong is looking for me for something?" Shen Changan was eating slowly with a plate of fruit in his hand. He had reason to suspect that Kong Ying had come to look for him on purpose while Daonian was away.
It's a bit interesting to look for him for something, but he doesn't dare to pick Dao Nian.
Kong Ying looked at Dao Nian and hesitated, just when Shen Changan thought he would roar like last time, Kong Ying suddenly knelt in front of him.
"Kong Ying, what are you doing?" Shen Tu walked into the room and saw Kong Ying kneeling down in front of Shen Chang'an. He realized that something was wrong, and wanted to stop what Kong Ying wanted to say next, "What's the matter, Mr. Come back and talk about it, don't provoke right and wrong again."
"I'm here today, just to find a time when Mr. is not around."
Shen Tu: "..."
Shen Changan: Is there anything you dare not say in front of Daonian
"The bird clan made a big mistake seventeen years ago, and they feel very guilty." Kong Ying knelt in front of Shen Changan, "My clan knows that they have sinned deeply, and I don't ask Mr. Shen to forgive us immediately, but I beg you to forgive us one day. "
"Seventeen years ago?" Shen Changan was taken aback by Kong Ying's sudden kneeling motion, and now hearing him suddenly mention seventeen years ago, the expression on his face sank, "What do you mean... "
"When Ling Zun died in the line of duty, the younger generation of our clan was just beginning to be wise and did not understand good and evil, so they even fed on Ling Zun's body. Fortunately, the gentleman arrived in time to prevent them from continuing to cause disaster. I am very sorry for this. "Kong Ying couldn't stand on his knees, "Sir is furious and punished my bird clan for decades without a single bird changing form, Kong Ying dare not complain..."
"Since there is no resentment, why are you coming to me again?" Shen Changan interrupted Kong Ying's words, and asked blankly, "You said sorry, but you deliberately chose to come to me when Dao Nian was away, right? Do you think I'm easy to talk to?" Shen Changan stood up and looked down at Kong Ying who was kneeling in front of him, "Is it your own idea or the intention of other elders when you came to me?"
"This is my own idea, and it has nothing to do with the elders in the clan." He didn't know about this matter. He heard the elders mention it a few days ago, and only then did he know that the goshawk that opened the mind was opened, and the body that was eaten was Shen Changan's father. .
It is no wonder that those goshawks were punished enormously later, and if they could raise a person like Shen Changan, who was full of golden light of merit, he must have been a great man before his death.
He was so angry with those goshawks that it was not easy to cultivate, and he finally opened up his spiritual wisdom, but he dared to eat human flesh. Who gave them the courage
"I guess so." Shen Changan sneered, "They have more brains than you."
Kong Ying looked up at Shen Changan.
"Actually, I don't know who touched my father's body after he died." Shen Changan's face was as cold as ice, no wonder the Chenghuang would tell him that his father's soul was incomplete after he died, and he was sent to the underworld slowly. Warm and nurture, can be reincarnated and reincarnated.
He suddenly remembered that in the letter his father left him, the goshawk had been mentioned. Did the goshawk that Dad saw were the ones he wanted to eat after he died
And the year...
It turns out that as early as seventeen years ago, Daonian helped his father and let him reincarnate safely
Shen Changan couldn't describe his current mood. His eyes were still on Kong Ying, but his thoughts had already flown far away.
"Chang'an, Chang'an." Shen Tu saw that Shen Changan was silent, and cried out in his heart, "Don't listen to this bird's nonsense, this bird's brain is not very good since he was a child, and the words he says are also topsy-turvy. I won't take his words seriously."
"Mr. is just a panda, no matter how powerful he is, he can't decide how many descendants of a race have enlightened intelligence, right?" Shen Tugan laughed, "Who would believe such illogical words?"
"Yeah, how can pandas manage so much?" Shen Changan nodded slowly, and suddenly asked, "Then after my father died, did Daonian discover that he was almost eaten by a goshawk?"
"That's when... I don't know." The conversation turned so fast that Shen Tu's tongue almost knotted.
"Panda? Who is Panda? Mister is not..."
Shen Tu stretched out his hand and pressed Kong Ying's face onto the carpet, preventing him from finishing his words: "Chang'an, don't pay attention to this naughty guy, I'll drag him out."
"I..." Before Kong Ying had time to explain, his throat couldn't make a sound. He turned his head to look at Shen Tu, did he cast a silence spell
What did Shen Tu want to do, why didn't he even let him speak
Noticing that Kong Ying had a big mouth but couldn't speak, Shen Changan turned his head away, pretending that he didn't see anything, and asked a very crucial question: "Shen Tu, my father's body was almost destroyed by the corpse back then. Did the eagle eat it?"
The house fell silent.
Feiying, who was lying on the bird stand, wished she could fly over and slap Kong Ying to death. She never thought that Kong Ying would be so clueless.
At this time, he ran over to Shen Changan and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, although my younger generation almost ate your father's body, but luckily your boyfriend rescued him in time, you see if you want to pick a date and choose to forgive us?"
After hearing this, who is not angry
Not to mention Shen Changan, even when she heard it, she wanted to blow his brain the size of a walnut.
"Squeaky." The little phoenix who knew nothing next to him was flapping his wings to attract Shen Changan's attention, waiting for him to come and hug it.
Feiying is so worried that her hair is falling out. Is this a good time to act like a spoiled child
Originally, Shen Changan was in a fit of anger. Thinking that there were two foster birds in the house, he threw them out of the gate together with Kong Ying in a fit of anger. The unlucky ones would be themselves.
The big one is worrying, and the small one is not much better.
Feiying stretched out her wings and boldly pushed the little phoenix back into the bird's nest.
Little Ancestor, just shut up now!
Shen Tu didn't know how to answer Shen Chang'an's question. He turned his head and glanced at the bird stand, holding Fei Ying, who was shrunken into a ball by the little phoenix, and sighed: "Chang'an, it has been seventeen years since this incident."
"I understand, it seems that this matter is true." Shen Changan nodded, "The rest, I will ask him after Dao Nian comes back..."
"What do you want to ask me?" Daonian strode into the room and saw a Kong Ying in the room, frowning, "Why is he here?"
Shen Tu quickly used sound transmission to tell Dao Nian what happened.
Daonian was silent.
How can he convince Changan that although he is just a panda, he is a panda that can shake the world
Shen Tu glanced at Daonian sympathetically. He felt that even if Changan liked him again, he would have a natural sense of trust in him, but with Changan's IQ, it would be too difficult for him to deceive him again.
Thinking of this, Shen Tu glanced at Kong Ying, this brainless bird, did it deliberately make trouble
Daonian felt a little guilty and didn't dare to look at Shen Changan's eyes. He turned around and volleyed towards Kong Ying's forehead: "Are you awake?"
"I..." Kong Ying came back to his senses in a daze, he patted his head, "What happened to me just now?" Somehow, he felt that if he told Shen Changan everything, he would be forgiven. Twenty years without the younger generation opening up the phenomenon of spiritual intelligence can it be improved
Now that he came back to his senses, he was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Was he crazy just now, how could he do such a thing
Thinking of the hard work and hard work of the elders, probably because of his own impulse, all turned into clouds of smoke, and thinking of the future fate of the bird clan, Kong Ying's face was pale in an instant, and he knelt in front of Daonian in a daze, unable to say a word of defense.
Shen Tu also sensed something was wrong. Although Kong Ying was a little out of his mind, he wasn't so out of his mind: "He was cursed by someone?"
"Someone controlled his mind and made him lose his mind." Daonian sneered, "It seems that this person is very dissatisfied with the status quo, and thinks that the little bird of the bird family should be raised by the bird family."
Otherwise, why bother to do such a provocative thing
Hearing Daonian say this, Kong Ying's face became even paler, it was he who affected the entire bird clan...
He raised his head hastily, watching Shen Changan hesitate to speak, and finally chose to remain silent. When things were brought to this point by him, what he said and what he did was already pale and powerless.
"Chang'an..."
"Let him go out first, I don't want to see him now." Shen Changan turned his head, his mood seemed a little low.
Shen Tu took Kong Ying down, and the room became quiet again. The sunlight outside the window slumped on the curtains, adding a few bright colors to the house.
"I..." Daonian didn't know how much Shen Changan knew. He walked to Shen Changan's side and reached out to hold Shen Changan's hand, but Changan didn't break away.
"There are some things I don't know how to tell you." Daonian hesitated for a moment, "I felt scared for the first time, always worried that if I said something, you would stay away from me..."
"Wait." Shen Changan interrupted Daonian, he patted Daonian, "Squat down."
Daonian squatted down in confusion.
Shen Changan jumped on his back at once: "Let's go to the room and say, and don't let other people listen, and the birds can't listen."
Feiying: "…"
She is a bird, why is she forced to eat dog food
With a person on his back, Daonian was a lot more careful. He supported Shen Changan's ass with his hand and asked seriously, "Changan, are you acting like a spoiled child?"
"Yeah, in front of a thousand-year-old panda, I'm still a baby." Reaching out his hand to hook Daonian's neck, Shen Changan said in a long voice, "Little baby is coquettish, what do you want to do if you don't coax?"
Dao Nian: "… "
want to do it, you.
He slowly walked up the stairs with Shen Changan on his back, walking slowly, and staying away from the time when Changan was angry or even dissatisfied with him.
Pushing open the door of the room, Daonian put Shen Changan on the bed.
"Come on." Shen Changan patted the vacant seat beside him, "Do it and tell me slowly."
Daonian hesitated for a while, but chose to sit obediently.
"panda?"
Daonian shook his head, turned into a panda, and threw himself into Shen Changan's arms. Maybe Chang'an will see that he has become a cute panda, and the big things will become small, and the small things will become small
"Have you learned something like being cute without a teacher?" Shen Changan put his arms around Daonian and rubbed his hair a few times, "Daonian, you have learned badly."
"Men are more likable when they are bad." Daonian kicked his legs, like the innocent look of a milk panda.
"Oh?" Shen Changan poked the short panda's tail, "But I prefer honest and reliable men."
Daonian's cuteness froze, and after a while, he said slowly, "Actually, I'm not a panda spirit."
"Yeah." Shen Changan nodded while continuing to rub the panda's ears.
"I'm not only a thousand years old." Speaking of this, Daonian asked very seriously, "Would you mind the age issue?"
"As long as we truly love each other and have the ability to distinguish right from wrong, then nothing will be a problem." Shen Changan pulled Panda's chubby cheeks.
"Although I'm not a panda, I can change whatever you like. Will you dislike me?"
"Heh." Shen Changan raised his eyebrows, "Continue."
"It may be hundreds of thousands of years old since I was born."
"Then the age gap between the two of us is quite large."
Daonian: "So you still despise my age?"
"Did I explain it to you, or did you explain it to me?" Shen Changan rubbed the fur on Daonian's body, reluctant to pat him again, "Come on, we'll go to Uncle Zhang's house for dinner after that."
Dao Nian: "… "
The age of Tiandao, in fact, cannot be asked.