"This old man spends every day with young ghosts who like to surf the Internet, how can he speak like a young man who likes to surf the Internet?" Minister Wang sighed helplessly to his colleagues, "Fortunately, I am not an old man who rests on his laurels. , I usually fall in love with the Internet and learn about popular vocabulary, otherwise I still can't understand what he is talking about."
"It seems that Shen Changan's love object, Lao Zhang is very satisfied." The colleague nodded and said, "Although the gender is not right, as a practitioner, one can't be too strict with the rules of the world. Who said last time that Shen Changan's kinship was cut off? , ruthless and loveless?"
Minister Wang glanced at his colleague who couldn't open the pot, and coughed dryly to signal him to stop: "People's fate may also change, it doesn't matter who counts, the important thing is that Lao Zhang specially told us about this, it is What's the meaning?"
Although their security department valued Shen Changan very much, they did not intend to monitor him, whether it was a relationship or a breakup, it was not their responsibility.
"Could it be that the object of Shen Changan's love affair is really a fairy?" The colleague made up an absurd possibility.
"You might as well say that I want to become an immortal." Minister Wang looked at the time, it was almost midnight, and his index finger tapped on the table: "Call and ask Lao Zhang."
"Okay." The colleague responded and called Uncle Zhang in front of Minister Wang.
The phone rang less than three times before being connected by Uncle Zhang. It seems that the other party did not seem to be sleepy tonight.
"I knew you would call and ask directly if you have any questions."
The colleague pressed the speakerphone key, so that several other people in the conference room could also hear what Uncle Zhang said. Because his intuition told him that there was an excitement of "I want to scare you" in Lao Zhang's seemingly calm tone.
"Fellow Daoist Zhang, it's like this, Minister Wang wants to know, why did you specifically say that Shen Changan was in love with a god?"
"Ah? What's wrong with this sentence?" Uncle Zhang said in a very clear tone, "I think it's good."
"It's good, we just don't understand the gods completely."
"Oh, it means literally." Uncle Zhang's tone became calmer. "Shen Changan, I found a boyfriend who is a god in the sky. There shouldn't be any ambiguity in the message I sent, right?"
Everyone in the conference room: "..."
"God, is that the one we understand?" After nearly a minute of silence, the highest-ranking Minister Wang in the conference room said weakly, "Old Zhang, you can't joke with me about this."
"Do you think I'm someone who jokes about this kind of thing?" Hearing Minister Wang's disbelief and hope that it would come true, Uncle Zhang was satisfied. This kind of thing can't frighten him alone.
"I don't know which god in the sky is it?" Minister Wang's mind buzzed for a long time before he managed to regain his senses. "I've lost my mind. This kind of question is not suitable for casual questions. It doesn't seem respectful."
They didn't expect the gods to really bless their human beings, but the gods were willing to fall in love with Shen Changan, a human being, at least to prove that there are gods in the world, and that human beings have not been completely rejected by the gods.
Since he can no longer ask God, the question of whether humans are rejected by immortals has always been a huge stone pressing on the hearts of cultivators, and now he can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
"Minister, don't you think..." The colleague on the phone hesitated for a long time, but still said the words in his heart, "Do we seem to be relying on nepotism to confirm our status as foreign relatives?"
Minister Wang: "..."
Although it is really similar, it is meaningless to say it.
We cultivators also need face.
After confirming the authenticity of the news, Minister Wang did not dare to publicize it. First, he was afraid of causing trouble to Shen Changan, and second, he was worried that the immortals would think that their human beings were unstable, so he only dared to disclose the news to a few people with advanced cultivation. The master knew, and then he made an encrypted file of this matter and stored it in the high-density database of the security department.
"Minister, how many years is the encryption age set?"
"Let's come first... a hundred years." Minister Wang sighed, "After a hundred years, even if there are fewer and fewer practitioners in the world, our descendants can rely on this confidential material to know that the gods really existed."
I just don't know, by then, how many people will be interested in the topic of fairies and ghosts
"It's been so cold in the last few days." Back home, Shen Changan rubbed his hands that were not very cold and turned to look at Daonian, "What do you think?"
Daonian thought for a while, and took out a brocade that was as bright as the rays of the sun: "Put this on the bed, and the whole room will be like spring in all seasons."
"Hehe, the air conditioner can do it too." Shen Changan didn't pick up the brocade, he turned around and went upstairs, leaving Daonian standing there in confusion.
"Sir." Lao Zhao sneaked out of the corner and whispered to Daonian, "At this time, you should stand up and say that you are willing to warm the bed for Chang'an and be his own small heater."
Daonian looked at Lao Zhao blankly.
Lao Zhao coughed twice: "This is my immature suggestion, you don't have to take it seriously."
After Daonian pondered, he nodded and said, "You are right."
After finishing speaking, he stuffed Lao Zhao with a bottle of medicinal herbs, strode upstairs, and hurried to make a heater for Shen Changan.
"Is the medicinal pill that Mr. gave delicious?" Liu Mao approached Lao Zhao.
"It's delicious." Lao Zhao hid the medicine pill, "but I won't give it to you."
Liu Mao: "..."
These immortals have bad hearts.
When Shen Changan came back from the bath, he found that there was a panda on the bed. The four little claws of the panda are all lying on the pillow, and the fluffy head is tilted to look at him, fully explaining what it means to be "naive".
"Don't you come out with your warm little sheets?"
The panda rolled on the bed and plunged into Shen Changan's arms.
"It's cute and cute again." Shen Changan rubbed Daonian's ears, "You tell me, why are you so shameless now?"
"As long as you're happy, I can be shameless." Daonian Panda leaned over and kissed Shen Changan's cheek, "It's cold, let's sleep together."
"Alas." Shen Changan hugged the panda, feeling that he was an incompetent, faint-hearted prince, dizzy and dizzy by Daonian who could change his body, and he would not even be angry.
After the two lay on the bed, they played Scrabble for a while because Dao Nian was doing a good job of the heater.
For example, fight a bang, continue to fight a bang.
The next morning, Shen Changan sat in the car driven by Shen Tu with a ruddy face and went to work in the civil service department, his footsteps were brisk as if he was about to fly.
Colleagues booed one after another, saying that he was nourished by love, and asked him to prepare for a treat.
"A treat?" Shen Changan nodded, "Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"I'm not picky eaters, we'll eat what you invite." Ding Yangyang said with a smile, "but you must bring your lover with you."
"That's right, that's the point." Chen Panpan also followed suit.
Master Gao Shujuan, who was sitting in the corner, looked at these ignorant young people and silently shook his head and sighed, ignorance is really a blessing.
She received the news last night and was so excited that she didn't sleep all night. When she woke up in the morning, the dark circles under her eyes became heavier, and she looked several years older.
Now when I hear that Shen Changan is going to bring his lover to invite colleagues from the department to dinner, there is a trance feeling in his mind that "it turns out that gods are so down-to-earth".
In her decades of life, the most amazing person was probably Shen Changan.
Wen Neng asked the gods to ask the world, Wu Neng beat the plague god to the ground, covered with dazzling golden light of merit, but lived an ordinary life. His existence seems to be telling them to every practitioner that as long as they live long, there will always be miracles in the world.
"Shen Changan! Shen Changan!" In the void, there was an angry voice, roaring Shen Changan's name. He rolled in the air in pain, his body was broken again and again, closed again and again, and finally integrated into a complete human form.
After removing the soul-splitting technique attached to the depths of his soul, the man's face was pale, and even his soul power was a little weaker. He never thought that, after calculating for thousands of years, he almost fell into Shen Changan's hands in the end.
Shen Changan is only a mortal body now, and he cannot fully grasp the Dao of Vitality. Naturally, he does not understand the magic, so when he took Shen Changan to dismantle the identity of the year, he had no defense against Shen Changan.
However, Shen Changan, who should have no knowledge of magic techniques, cast a soul-splitting technique on him, and he didn't even notice it.
For so many years, he watched the Dao of Vitality reincarnate as a human again and again, and let him die in loneliness again and again. In the flashy world, the Dao of Vitality has experienced all the tears that human beings can think of.
But what he didn't understand was that despite the unsatisfactory life in each life, Shengjidao still did not give up this world, as if the deception and betrayal he had experienced did not exist.
Ninety-nine times before, he watched the Dao of Vitality be torn apart by cars, cut in half, or even burned, hoping that he would be disappointed by the living beings in the world, but he didn't.
Not once.
This life is the last chance for Vitality Dao, and it is also his last chance.
He originally thought that Sheng Sheng Dao and Tian Dao should not meet, and even if they met, they would kill each other, but why the ruthless Tian Dao could tolerate Shen Changan, even after knowing Shen Changan's true identity, he still chose the most unfavorable one a way
It's ridiculous, the Dao of Vitality and Dao of Heaven are actually in love with each other.
From the moment of birth, the two Dao methods that were destined to overcome each other actually fell in love with each other
He has been planning for so many years, suffering for so many years, because their love has become a joke.
If it weren't for the fact that there is a lot of life, this disgusting and ugly world should not exist long ago.
Those ignorant things think that what he hates is the way of heaven, but what he hates most is actually the way of life.
Such a world will be destroyed if it is destroyed, why should it be reincarnated and saved
"You." The man stepped through the void and appeared in front of the bedside mother-in-law.
The mother-in-law at the bedside knelt in front of a dilapidated stone statue, and used a pen to paint the stone statue with lacquer that could no longer be seen in its original color. When she saw the man appear, she put down the pen carefully and looked at him in fear.
"What's the use of tracing a godless statue without divine power?" The man kicked lightly with his toes, and the statue separated from its head and body, and fell into the dirty mud.
"Because of the worship of humans, you have a bedside man who accompanies you, and because of human forgetfulness, the bedside man disappears." The man sneered, "If you really care, you should let this world go. Disappear as soon as possible, and I will create the world that belongs to God."
The author has something to say: Bedside man: Don't kick me, I can save it again.