Du Zhonghai parked his car outside the gate of the community. This was the first time he had come to the gate of this mysterious community openly. As a practitioner, he always felt that this community was full of mystery, but in order not to cause trouble, he never approached it.
When the Civil Service Department was set up in Wuming City, it was because the superiors wanted to place a few official personnel in Wuming City to supervise some unscientific incidents in the area, although what they did was to break feudal superstition and publicize scientific inventions. work.
This community was originally within the scope of their need for strict supervision. Later, after hearing that Shen Changan directly moved in, they kicked this community out of the supervision list.
Unexpectedly, there is a fairy living in this community.
"It's here." Du Zhonghai turned his head and saw Shen Changan dragging the two ghosts out of the car, he couldn't help but said, "If things don't get serious, maybe you don't need to transfer them away."
"Today's matter, unless the entire network is blocked, it will definitely spread." Shen Changan laughed, "Director Du, are you reluctant to let me go?"
"Yeah." Du Zhonghai nodded, "I have a staff member under my command who is in love with a god. I can brag about it with other daoists for a lifetime. When I go underground, I say that I can't rely on you to have a relationship with the City God of Yama and strive for the next life. Cast a good tire."
Shen Changan was stunned for a while, and then said: "I haven't really thought about this issue. In the future, I will say something nice to you in front of the Lord of the City God?"
"Then I really want to thank you." Du Zhonghai scolded him with a smile, and turned to find a handsome man in a light-colored sweater standing behind the gate of the community, "Your boyfriend is here to pick you up and go home."
Shen Changan saw that Daonian was waiting for him, dragged the ghost and ran away, the two ghosts collided and rubbed constantly, making bursts of screams.
Seeing this scene, Du Zhonghai wiped his face silently, nodded towards Daonian, and left with interest.
"How did you bring these two things back?" Daonian saw Shen Changan pounce on him, so he quickly reached out to catch him, and kicked the two ghosts away in disgust.
"Director Du is not very convenient to hold." Shen Changan saw the two ghosts being kicked by Dao Nian like balls to the guard's room, "Would you like to tie them to the door temporarily?"
"Such dirty and dark ghosts are tied to the door and are dirty." Daonian put Shen Chang'an on the ground, "Why don't you just let them go to hell?"
Shen Changan frowned, thinking about the feasibility.
The door of the guard's room opened, and a guard came out, looked at the two ghosts lying at his feet, picked it up, looked up and saw Shen Changan and Daonian standing not far away, and asked respectfully, "Two adults, How to deal with this?"
"You figure it out, pack up, and call the ghosts over later." After Daonian finished speaking, he turned to Chang'an and said, "Let's go, go back to dinner."
"Guardian..." Seeing the guards can see ghosts, Shen Changan suddenly understood, it turned out that the gatekeepers in this community were not even human, but he let Dao Nian pretend to be a dog at that time, fearing that he would be caught as a panda thief.
Thinking of this, Shen Changan stretched out his hand and slapped Daonian's back heavily: "If you didn't tell me sooner, I would be embarrassed in front of the guard."
"It's okay, they don't dare to laugh at you." Daonian said calmly, "No shame."
Shen Changan: "..."
"If you say no, you won't? People are laughing secretly behind your back, but you don't know."
"As long as I want to know, there is nothing I don't know."
"But when the man in gray brought me to reveal your true identity, you didn't know." Shen Changan ruthlessly demolished his boyfriend's platform.
Dao Nian looked more serious: "Because he does not belong to the rules of heaven."
"Then... what is he?"
Dao Nian thought for a while: "Probably a monster formed from the residual thoughts left by Dao and the resentment of the world."
"Why does he have to live with us?" Shen Changan took Daonian's hand and walked to the villa where the two lived. "It looks like cannon fodder with the villain's script."
Daonian: "I don't know."
"Actually, this villain is quite intelligent and knows how to use human beings to deal with me." Shen Changan said with a smile, "If we are not lovers, some of his little tricks may cause me trouble."
"It's a pity, it's a pity." Shen Changan raised his chin proudly, "I'm so attractive, I've made God bow down, and from now on, I'm also a person with a backer."
Looking at Shen Chang'an's small appearance, Daonian couldn't help laughing: "Yes, you are so charming that even the gods are moved."
Shen Changan laughed, and while Dao Nian was not paying attention, he jumped on his back: "Now I am still a man riding on the back of God."
"You've all gone to God, God can only take away you, a charming man, lest you go to harm other people." Daonian was afraid that he would fall, so he quickly stretched out his hand to support his ass, "Lay down and lie down. Come on, don't wiggle around, don't blame God for not helping you when you fall to the ground."
Shen Changan: "..."
In the underworld, Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang were fidgeting, as if he had something to say but didn't dare to say.
Hei Wuchang felt uncomfortable in his heart: "You know such a big thing, so you won't be shocked?"
Bai Wuchang:
It's just a living person lynching a ghost. It's not like I haven't encountered such a thing before, so what's so shocking
Seeing that Bai Wuchang was still calm, Hei Wuchang couldn't bear it any longer: "You are not surprised that the human being is with Lord Tiandao, and Lord Tiandao is subordinate to him?"
"What, Lord Tiandao is under him?!" Bai Wuchang, "This is impossible!"
"You don't know?" Hei Wuchang Bai Wuchang's reaction, "Then what did you deal with just now?"
"Didn't you mean Shen Changan lynching ghosts?"
"I'm talking about the pressure of Shen Chang'an... what is that?" Hei Wuchang didn't dare to say the word "Tian Dao", he already regretted it a little bit. If he knew that Bai Wuchang didn't know about this, he shouldn't have said it. If something gets out, what a hassle.
"I'll only tell you about this matter, so don't tell it." The matter has come to this point, and it's too late to regret it, Hei Wuchang had to tell Bai Wuchang again and again, "Don't tell me."
"Don't worry, I will definitely not talk nonsense." After Bai Wuchang finished saying these words, he sensed that there were demon spirits calling him in the human world, and said, "If there are demons calling me, I will come when I go."
Looking at the back of Bai Wuchang leaving in a hurry, Hei Wuchang felt a little uneasy in his heart. Xie Bian should be able to talk and count, right
Bai Wuchang found the demon spirit that summoned him, and found that this was the gate of Lord Tiandao's shrine. He quickly restrained his ghostly energy and asked the demon spirit who summoned him: "What is your friend looking for me?"
The demon who can guard the door of Lord Tiandao is definitely not a simple demon.
"Hello, Mr. Bai Wuchang." The guard handed over the two ghosts who were beaten into a ghost shape to Bai Wuchang, "These two evil spirits were brought back by Mr. Shen. I thought that such ghosts should be sent to the underworld to be punished. I'm tired of this trip."
"I was going to arrest them. Thank you Mr. Shen for helping me arrest them."
Over the years, Lord Tiandao has almost cut off contact with the underworld. Now that he finally has some contact, how could he miss this good opportunity.
"You're welcome." The guard glanced at the two cowardly ghosts and whispered, "Looking at Mr. Shen's face, he seems to be very disgusted by these two ghosts."
Some things don't need to be said too clearly.
Bai Wuchang immediately said solemnly: "Don't say that Mr. Shen dislikes these wicked people, even we ghosts are also extremely disgusted by them, and will definitely punish them severely to comfort those innocent people who have been hurt by them."
The guard smiled: "Master Bai Wuchang is really straight and clear."
Brother Dog, who was tortured to the point of pain all over his body: "..."
He was tortured by Shen Changan before his death, and he will continue to be tortured after his death because of Shen Changan's relationship. What kind of terrible opponent is this
If I had known this earlier, it would have been better to have died in the police's extermination operation last year. It is like now, and the death is grieved, and the post-death is even more tragic.
"I was wrong, I am willing to atone..." When Brother Gou was taken into hell by Bai Wuchang, he saw those ghosts whose tongues were pulled out, boiled, fried, cut with knives, and burned, listening to their screaming screams , Brother Gou repeatedly begged for mercy.
But how could Bai Wuchang forgive his sins just because he begged for mercy? He dragged the two ghosts to the judge and whispered a few words in his ear, and the judge let them go to the eighteenth hell and suffer capital punishment.
"Ah!" When his soul fell into the volcano, he cried out in pain, but there were still many ghosts howling like him, and his howls were quickly drowned out.
After judging these two great villains, the judge sighed, put down his judgement pen, and said to Bai Wuchang, "Why are you so free today, you have personally escorted the ghosts of the villains to come here twice."
Black and White Impermanence is the highest-ranking official among the ghosts. Unless there are evil ghosts on one side, there is no need for them to take action in person.
"These wicked people are highly valued by Mr. Shen above." Bai Wuchang explained, "If I don't make two trips in person, how can I show my sincerity?"
The judge nodded understandingly: "Oh, you can show your face in front of Mr. Shen, but my head is so sad on my side."
"What kind of injustice is this?"
"According to the rules of the past, whoever helps a widow and instigates her to remarry will be thrown into scissors hell after death." Speaking of which, the judge was very heady, "but now more and more female ghosts are dissatisfied with this one, He also said why those who instigate a woman to remarry should be punished into scissors hell, and instigate a widow to remarry and it will be fine? He also said that men and women are already equal, marriage should be free and equal, and remarrying is free, and they want to abolish this regulation. A few days ago, those female ghosts who had not yet reached the time of reincarnation were holding banners in a sit-in demonstration outside the Hall of Judges."
Bai Wuchang thought about it carefully: "I think... this seems to make some sense?"
"But the rules of these eighteen levels of hell have been set long ago, how can I, a little judge, be able to change it?" The judge said with a bitter face, "Don't say it's me, even the Lord of Hell can't change it. The rules set by hell, even if those female ghosts sit quietly outside the judge's hall every day, I can't do anything about it."
"You and Lord Yan have no way to change this, but one person can change this rule." Bai Wuchang thought of a person.
"Who?"
"Lord Tiandao."
"No, no, no, what virtues and abilities do I have, and can I beg in front of Lord Tiandao?"
"You can't beg Lord Tiandao, you can ask Lord Tiandao's partner." Bai Wuchang had a good relationship with the judge, and stretched out his hand to set up a barrier around him, "I'll tell you a secret, don't tell anyone else."
"What secret?"
"I tell you, Lord Tiandao and Shen Changan have a very good relationship. For him, Lord Tiandao is even willing to..."
After the judge heard what Bai Wuchang said, he was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses: "What you said... is it true?"
Bai Wuchang nodded.
The judge hesitated for a moment: "Then I'll try it tomorrow."
In the void, the man in gray looked at the angry female ghosts in hell with satisfaction, and laughed softly.
I don't know if the anger of the woman will make the whole underworld chaos
When the world and the underworld are in chaos, what will the whole world look like
"I am looking forward… "
There is no need to go to work in the afternoon. Shen Changan and Daonian are tired all afternoon. When he goes to bed at night, he is young and strong and can't help playing the game of stacking people with Daonian again.
At the end of the game, he was lazy and let Daonian take him to take a bath and change his pajamas, and then fell asleep.
Not knowing how long he slept, he walked to an empty hall in a trance. There were four men dressed in red and green and wearing official hats sitting in the hall. The four of them had both fierce and kind faces, but Shen Changan did not perceive any malice in them.
Seeing Shen Changan, the four of them stood up in unison and bowed their hands to him. Shen Changan took a step back and waved to avoid their salute.
Is he dreaming
In a daze, Shen Changan remembered their surnames between their words.
Cui, Zhong, Lu, Wei…
These four surnames are put together, why is the setting so familiar
"I take the liberty to invite Mr. Shen here because I have something to ask for." The man in green robe who claimed to be surnamed Wei and had a benevolent face stepped forward and said with a smile: "There is a rule in the underworld, if someone instigates a widow to remarry, or is a widow As a matchmaker, after death, you will fall into the scissors hell and suffer from the pain of cutting off ten fingers, sir, do you think there is something wrong with this rule?"
Shen Changan frowned, this is not something wrong, it is clearly something wrong.
But before he could speak, the hall suddenly began to shake, and a golden light entered the hall.
"What little devil, dare to enter the dream of Chang'an?"
Accompanied by Daonian's stern shout, Shen Changan opened his eyes and saw the bright lights in the house and Daonian's face.
"Dao Nian?" Shen Changan rubbed his temples, "What's going on?"
"It's okay, someone came uninvited and fell into your dream." Dao Young patted him gently, as if coaxing the children to sleep, "I've driven them away."
"Oh." Shen Changan yawned and put his head close to Daonian's neck, ready to go back to sleep.
A few seconds later, he suddenly opened his eyes and shook Daonian: "Are those four people the legendary judges?"
"Well." Daonian grabbed his shaking hand, "Go to sleep, don't you have to go to the department tomorrow to deal with things?"
"That's the legendary judge, it's the first time I've seen it..."
"You've already slept with God, what's so rare for a judge." Daonian pressed the quilt on Shen Changan's body and pulled it into his arms, "Sleep, if you don't sleep, don't sleep tonight. "
Shen Changan: "..."
Then go to sleep.
The next morning, Shen Changan arrived at the department very early, and as soon as he entered the door, he met three pairs of eyes with admiration and curiosity, and he coughed dryly: "What are you looking at, do you think I am a little more handsome today? "
"Yes, yes." Chen Panpan nodded quickly, "You are the most handsome man in the world."
"Don't say this in front of your boyfriend." Shen Changan walked to the seat and sat down, "I'm afraid he can't help but kill me."
"He doesn't dare, don't worry." Chen Panpan took out a box of biscuits from the drawer, "Come on, these are the biscuits made by my mother herself, you can try them."
"It's a coincidence, my mother also specially made food for Chang'an." Ding Yang put a bag of things in front of Shen Changan.
Xu Ze didn't speak, and silently put a bag in front of Shen Changan, which contained a pair of men's scarves of the same style.
Looking at these things on the table, the smile on Shen Changan's face faded: "You all know?"
Chen Panpan and the others, who pretended to be relaxed, couldn't laugh at all. They looked at Shen Changan with a low look, their eyes full of reluctance.
Chen Panpan opened her mouth and wanted to ask Shen Changan if she could not leave, but thinking about what happened yesterday, it had already been posted in Wuming City and the Internet, and she closed her mouth again.
She knew that leaving Wuming City was the safest choice for Shen Changan.
Because righteous people can never imagine how rampant the villains are.
"There is no official order from above." Shen Changan put away all the things on the table, "You gave me things so early, are you planning to make me fat?"
"Yeah, yeah, make you fatter, then no one will recognize you." Chen Panpan laughed, "If you don't eat it, give it back to me."
"That can't be done. Auntie's craftsmanship is so good. If you don't eat it, you will lose money." Shen Changan quickly stuffed a biscuit into his mouth.
The atmosphere in the office became active again, as if parting would never come as long as parting was not mentioned.
When there was still an hour before get off work at noon, Chen Panpan, who went out to pick up the courier, said at the door, "Chang'an, someone is looking for you."
Shen Changan went out to take a look, wasn't this the Judge Wei he saw in his dream last night
"Hello, Mr. Shen." Judge Wei took the initiative and said, "We were rude last night, I hope you don't mind."
Shen Changan: "..."
Last night, he was almost dragged by Daonian to exercise because of them: "It's all trivial, don't take it to heart."
"Mr. Shen is really magnanimous."
Shen Changan looked at Judge Wei suspiciously, feeling a little hairy in his heart.
Put a high hat on him when we meet, and it seems that there is a rhythm of asking for something, but he is really not a concubine who blows pillow wind to heaven.
Looking for him, looking for the wrong person? He Shen Changan has no other shortcomings, except that he is a little short-sighted.