"A righteous god does not possess a body, and a possessed body is not a righteous god." Uncle Zhang arranged the altar and said to Shen Changan, "A mortal person's six roots are not clean, and it is impossible for a true god to possess a mortal body. I'm afraid, with the skills of Yan Yin and I, I can keep you safe and sound."
"Nowadays, there are often some liars who call themselves Daxian, Banxian, and Fairy Lady. After they invite God, they shake their heads and jump up and down. Most of them are liars. Even if they invite something by accident, it is absolutely impossible. God." Uncle Zhang lit the incense wax, "The higher the status of the righteous gods, the less favored they will be, and the less favored they will be. In their hearts, there are only rules and Dharma. When we invite gods to prepare these things, they are often It's for your own peace of mind."
"What would happen if God was invited?" Shen Changan asked, "Will they be serious or friendly?"
Uncle Zhang looked at Shen Changan as if he was looking at a rebellious fool who couldn't handle it: "Do you think that you are asking God to see you in the flesh?"
Hearing Uncle Zhang's tone, Shen Changan knew that he had asked a silly question: "If you don't come in the flesh, then what?"
"Oracle, as long as you are successful in inviting God, you can feel the existence of God." At first, Shen Changan was asked to invite God, just to be angry, but now he calmed down, Uncle Zhang did not withdraw from the altar, but sorted it out slowly, " But you don't know, our metaphysics haven't been able to invite God for a long time."
If he heard these words half a year ago, Shen Changan would only think that he was making up a story, but today is different. Uncle Zhang's ordinary words made Shen Changan feel a bit bitter and melancholy.
"Even the yin soldiers who are relatively easy-going in the ancient book records are no longer responding to our requests. What we can do in the metaphysics world is to send some ghosts that should go to the underworld to the site where the yin and yang cars pass." After finishing the altar, he glanced at the gradually darkening sky outside, "Although it is already dark, it is the most suitable time to invite the Yin Soldiers. Let's eat first. In case you invite me, please go to other things. , If you have enough energy to eat, you can hold on for a while longer.”
Shen Changan: "..."
There was no sense of comfort at all.
"You guys..." The otaku came out with the fried dishes, and when he saw the altar set up, his eyes lit up, "Will you ask God later?" He had never seen such a famous scene before, so he couldn't help being a little curious.
Uncle Zhang turned his head to look at him: "Shen Changan wants to try to please God, so let him try."
"The boss wants to ask God?" The otaku put the dish on the table, "As long as you take action, it will be fine."
Zhang Gu, who was sitting next to him, glanced at the otaku ghost, this posture of hugging his thighs is really a textbook-level standard, so shameless
"Thank you for your good words." Shen Changan washed his hands and sat on the table. Seeing the otaku ghost standing beside him but couldn't eat, he turned to ask Uncle Zhang, "A ghost like him can't eat a living person's meal?"
"A living person's rice has yang energy, and ghosts can't eat it." Uncle Zhang said, "If you think he is pitiful, you can burn some paper money for him and let him go to the underworld to buy food. If he has descendants, he can also enjoy the afterlife. offerings that people worship."
The otaku ghost who is single from the mother and child and has no girlfriend until his death, feels a little melancholy in his heart.
"Can't we worship him?" The more Shen Changan looked, the more he felt that the otaku ghost was a little pitiful.
"He can't give birth to a son as big as you." Uncle Zhang took a chopstick to stir-fry the otaku, and it tasted pretty good, so he said, "But a person with profound merit like you is different from ordinary people, maybe What you offer him, he can taste."
A person with special characteristics like Shen Changan, even the Dao of Heaven should treat him kindly, and even some demon cultivators turned into their original bodies during the calamity and hid next to people with profound merit to avoid the censure of the calamity.
Since this physique can protect demons, maybe it can also protect ghosts? According to the closeness of the relationship, ghosts only change when people die. They are half of the same clan. How much relationship can ghosts have with people
"Well, try it." Uncle Zhang gave Shen Changan three incense sticks, and put some of the various dishes on a plate. "Put the plate in front of him and light the incense."
"Okay." Shen Changan took the incense, and was about to bow down to the otaku ghost when he saw the otaku ghost shake and kneel on the ground one step ahead of him.
"I'm just going to give you a few bites of food, you don't need to do such a big ceremony." Shen Changan bent down and pulled up the otaku who was kneeling on the ground, "They are all progressive young people in the new era, and this kind of feudal etiquette is useless. ."
"Boss, it's not that I want to kneel, it's that when you were about to worship me, my legs became weak and my whole body was weak." The otaku ghost said with a bitter face, "You should stop worshipping me, I feel in my heart. panic."
"Then try, I'll bring it to you directly, can you eat it." Shen Changan put the bowl in the hands of the otaku ghost, and the otaku ghost made a mouthful of mud and sand. When the fragrant rice entered his mouth, he His eyes lit up, as if he was not holding rice, but a bowl of rare food. The hand holding the bowl was shaking with excitement, "This is the taste of rice, it is rice!"
After he finished speaking, he bowed his head and devoured it for a while, extremely pitiful.
Seeing how miserable his appearance was, Shen Changan gave him a lot of vegetables and meat, and looked at him with a fatherly look: "Eat slowly, if it's not enough, cook another pot later."
"Boss, you are my reborn parents." The otaku ghost ate with tears in his eyes. After becoming a ghost, he can still operate a computer and mobile phone. The most unacceptable thing is that he can't enjoy food. Food can be eaten, and there is not much difference between being a man and a ghost.
Anyway, when he usually plays games on his mobile phone and computer, his teammates don't know whether he is a human or a ghost.
After thinking about this, the otaku ghost said: "Big brother, I will be your little brother in the future. If you let me go east, I will never go west. As long as you provide me with food, accommodation and a computer, I am very easy to care for."
"Aren't you going to be reincarnated?" Shen Changan was dumbfounded by him.
"Being a human is also worrying about interpersonal relationships. Being a ghost is different. It is fun and leisurely, and you are not afraid of losing your hair if you stay up late." The otaku ghost said, "I can help you post departmental leaflets outside at night, and I can help you in charge of the department's network during the day. Publicity work, three meals a day, think about it."
Shen Changan: "..."
He really doesn't understand the ideological realm of the otaku.
"We'll talk about this later. What we need to do now is to find out the cause of your death." Shen Changan didn't know whether there would be bad consequences if people didn't reincarnate after death, so it's not easy to agree to the otaku ghost." eat first."
"Oh." The otaku lowered his head very cooperatively and continued to cook the second bowl of rice.
After eating, the otaku ghost rushed to wash the dishes in order to show off in front of Shen Changan, and then sat cross-legged on the ground, looking like a well-behaved.
Shen Changan went back upstairs to take a shower, put on clean clothes, and then, under the guidance of Uncle Zhang, memorized the steps to invite God.
As soon as the son arrived, he lit incense and worshipped in the sky: "Tianlei Zunzun, dragon and tiger fight... The soldiers of the earth and the yin generals.
He put the talisman paper on the incense candle and lit it. Because the technique was not skilled enough, he almost burned his fingers, and the pain caused him to shake his hands a few times.
Seeing him like this, Uncle Zhang sighed: "You don't even know the most basic skills of burning talismans, let alone ask God, even a little devil..."
"I don't know which adult, call a small official to come?" Suddenly there was a thick fog outside the window, and a dark iron gate was faintly opened in the thick fog. A man wearing an official robe, a scarlet black gauze hat, a beautiful beard, and an extraordinary majesty Walking out from behind the door, "It is the city god of this realm in the lower world, so there is an immortal mansion established by the upper gods, and the Yin soldiers cannot enter the realm at will, so the lower official specially explained the reason."
As soon as this man appeared, the whole house instantly felt a sense of indescribable majesty. Uncle Zhang, Yan Yin, and Zhang Gu looked at the sudden appearance of the God of the City God, and were so shocked that they lost their normal reactions.
Shen Changan invited the Yin soldier, how could he invite the Chenghuang
This is equivalent to wanting to ask a policeman to help handle the case, but the provincial public security chief handles the case in person. Who is not afraid, who is not surprised
Thinking of their dignified and upright heirs of Xuanmen, they couldn't even invite a Yin soldier, and as a result, they even invited the body of the city god, which makes them have no face to call themselves Xuanmen
In Shen Changan's eyes, ghosts were not much different from living people, and he couldn't even tell who was human and who was ghost. In the past 23 years, he never believed that there was a God in the world, but today he personally invited a God to come out.
While he was stunned, the city god wearing a red official robe had already come to the front. This city god had a peaceful face, without the slightest official prestige, he bowed to Shen Changan without saying a word: "But this little gentleman summoned an official to come?"
"Don't dare." Hearing the self-deprecating words such as "summon" and "Xiaguan", Shen Changan said quickly, "Thank you for coming in person, this junior, I don't know something, and I would like to ask the adults to help you with inquiries."
"Sir, please speak." Hearing that Shen Changan was looking for him for something, the smile on Chenghuang's face did not change, "If the lower official can do it, I will try my best to meet your request."
The other party was so polite that Shen Changan had no choice but to wonder if Uncle Zhang said that he couldn't invite God. what's going on."
"Chen Yuan, male, was born in Wuming City." Cheng Huang's left index finger lightly tapped on the wat board held by his right hand, the wat board emitted a dazzling golden light, and many small golden characters appeared in the air.
"Ninety-nine years of life, good fortune, family and beauty, and destiny." Chenghuang cast his eyes on the otaku ghost huddled in the corner, with surprise in his eyes, "How could his destiny change so much?"
Like this kind of people with the highest destiny, if the fate trajectory changes, it will affect the destiny of countless people. Why is there no warning in the life and death records of their underworld
After the fate is set, even a slight change will not make the poor become rich, and the longevity will become short-lived. If someone dared to make such a big move, they would have noticed it long ago.
Could it be that someone in the underworld left his post without permission and did such a wicked thing
Over the years, their life in the underworld has not been easy. Some time ago, Lord Tiandao went on a tour, and their entire underworld went out to greet them. As a result, Lord Tiandao didn't even see them. He only said that the cycle of life and death was already fixed, and he didn't want to worry about it.
In the past few hundred years, Tiandao has not shown his face, and their underworld has lived in trepidation, and even the sacrifices of the human race have not dared to come forward. Now that the divine way is declining, they are all afraid that the underworld will suddenly separate and collapse like the heaven, and all living beings will dissipate and dissipate.
Today, he finally received a call from a human with profound merit, and he couldn't wait to come. Even a thousand years ago, the King of Hell would have been polite to a person with such great merit and virtue, not to mention the weakening of the Protoss today.
Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend.
The days of the immortal family are not easy.
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