In the hearts of all the demons, the Dao of Heaven is a mysterious and unattainable existence, but at this moment, in front of everyone's eyes, he actually calls himself a panda spirit, but is he a panda spirit who has only practiced for a thousand years
Several elders of the beast and monster clan trembled, and some did not dare to raise their heads. They were afraid that when they raised their heads, they would show their horrified and confused faces.
They couldn't figure out why Lord Tong Tiandao lied, but they knew that at this time, in this place, no matter how confused they were, they couldn't show half of it in front of Shen Changan.
Shen Changan felt that his mind couldn't turn around, as if he heard a sentence, but the sentence couldn't get into his head, and he couldn't have an emotional response to this sentence.
Bear, panda essence
Dao year
A strong wind came from out of nowhere, and the blanket covering Shen Changan's face was blown away, and he met Daonian's eyes. These eyes are still so beautiful, but there is a bit of stubbornness and anxiety in the eyes that have always been calm as deep pools.
What is Daonian worried about
Worried that he dislikes him as a demon
Or worry that he will be angry.
Or... worried that he won't believe that he's not a panda demon
This thought suddenly flashed in his mind, Shen Changan felt a little absurd, he twisted his neck with difficulty, and looked at the people kneeling in the rain. The thunder and lightning continued to flicker, and his eyes had just been drenched by the rain, so some flowers could only be seen below.
"Aren't they... people?"
Daonian: "Well."
He put Shen Changan on the sofa that he had transformed, and used magic to dry his clothes: "Are you injured?"
Shen Changan shook his head blankly. He looked at the kneeling people, and some of them had white hair. He felt a little uncomfortable: "They are kneeling and I am sitting, isn't it inappropriate."
Daonian saw that he was restless, and turned his head to let them get up.
The rain hit the glazed tiles, making a clattering sound. Shen Changan pulled the blanket over his body and finally found his voice: "Since you are a demon, why do you need to provide funds for scientific ideology propaganda to our civilian service department?"
"What do you mean, speciesism? You humans believe in science, but we can't?"
Shen Changan: …
Your existence is already very unscientific. What kind of discrimination does not discriminate, now there is a room of demons, and he is the only one, who is discriminating against whom
A cold wind blew in, and Shen Changan's mind became clearer: "Will they get sick in the rain like this?"
"It's all right, it's all because of the wind and sleep." Daonian glanced at the demons who were afraid to come out. "You can't even endure this bit of hardship, and you can't become a demon."
"Becoming a demon... It's really not easy." Shen Changan answered dryly.
"It's more than ten times more difficult than you humans to get the top scorer in the college entrance examination. At least you don't need to be struck by lightning before you take the college entrance examination." Daonian also answered dryly.
The demons looked at Dao Nian with tears in their eyes. Since you know how difficult it is to become a demon, can't you lower the standard a little bit
"Only strict standards can let the demons know what can be done and what can't be done." Daonian seemed to know what they were thinking, and said to Chang'an, "This is not a place to chat, I will send you back."
After such a long transition, Shen Changan had a lot of things he wanted to ask, but in front of so many people, he wanted to save some face for Daonian, so no matter how many emotions, they were all pressed in his heart.
What Daonian said was exactly what he wanted, so he stood up without thinking.
Unexpectedly, he stood up and saw these demon cultivators said in unison: "Congratulations to send off the two gentlemen."
Among these demons, he saw several familiar faces. Because King Longguang sent him pearls and precious stones, he was particularly impressed by this person.
Seeing that Shen Changan was looking at himself, Longguang Dynasty Shen Changan smiled warmly.
Shen Changan: "..."
This person's surname is Long, and the family's boat is also named Crystal Palace. Is it really...
"He is a very important dragon in your folk culture." Daonian knew what Shen Changan thought, "There is no shortage of everything at the bottom of the sea, that is, there is no shortage of pearls and gems. He will give these to you in the future, you are welcome."
Hearing Daonian's casual tone, Shen Changan couldn't help but ask, "Why did you let the dragon salute you?"
"Maybe..." Daonian turned his attention to the demons, and all the demons lowered their heads in unison, "Maybe because I am a national treasure."
Shen Changan: "Huh?!"
"The status of a national treasure is extraordinary. Human beings canonize me as a national treasure, so they have faith, and other monsters will be courteous to me." Daonian said without changing his expression, "Our ancestors are the vanguards and mounts in front of Emperor Chiyou's formation. , since ancient times have a status that surpasses others."
But didn't Chiyou lose to Huang Di? What else is there "since ancient times"
Shen Chang'an's IQ does not allow him to believe Daonian's words, but as a friend, is it not good to be rude to believe in a friend
"Really?" Shen Changan raised his eyebrows to look at Daonian, and then secretly looked at the expressions of other monsters.
Who knows that these monsters are like eyes with eyes on their foreheads, Qi Qi nodded in agreement with Dao Nian.
The man who suddenly appeared, the sudden provocation, and the Dao Nian who claimed to believe in science and saw the female ghost as if he didn't see it, suddenly turned into a monster, Shen Changan felt that he had suffered too much in his short life. He was horrified.
He even felt that if someone told him at this moment that he was not a human being, but the King of Heaven, he would be able to accept it with his eyes closed.
It was obviously the age of technology, but Shen Changan felt like a passer-by in another world. He raised his feet and walked on the moss-covered stone steps, when suddenly a black umbrella appeared above his head.
This modern umbrella seems to have pulled him out of the strange world. He turned around in a daze, looking at the blue silk like ink, suddenly wanted to reach out and touch it. The other party's long silky hair was not real.
But he didn't reach out.
"Slip on the ground." Seeing that he didn't speak, Daonian held an umbrella with his left hand and his wrist with his right hand, "Let's go back."
Shen Changan felt the light under his feet, and the bluestone steps covered with rain turned into soft... white clouds
The breeze was blowing on his face, Shen Changan thought blankly, is he flying
Childhood fantasy plot, become true
When it made him feel even more bizarre, as the altitude slowly rose, he did not feel the cold of the high altitude, and even the umbrella held by Dao Nian did not move at all, which did not conform to the laws of nature.
However, creatures without wings can fly, which is already against the laws of nature, right
Shen Changan's mind was a mess, and he simply sat cross-legged on the cloud.
I don't know when the rain stopped, and the sun escaped the blockage of the heavy clouds and stubbornly sprinkled the sun on the ground. Shen Changan stared blankly at the ground, then turned to look at Daonian, and rubbed his face with his hands, it seemed that he was really not dreaming.
His best friend, not human
But... pandas
He stared at Dao Nian before he spoke, and Dao Nian sat silently opposite him, letting him look at it.
"Are you really... a monster?"
Daonian stiffened for a second or two, then nodded.
At this moment, many fairy tales flashed in Shen Changan's mind. For example, Bai Niangzi and Xu Xian, Nie Xiaoqian and Ning Caichen, Xianhe and a scholar, and a monster falling in love with a human seem to have a good end.
No, why should he think about this kind of interracial romance
"Is there a clause in your monsters that prohibits fairies from falling in love with humans?" Shen Changan couldn't help asking.
"what?"
"It's nothing." Shen Changan quickly shook his head, and he sighed melancholy. Before he could figure out whether he had evil intentions against his good brother, he had to worry about the feasibility of falling in love with a demon. How magnificent is this? Life
"Don't think too much." Daonian saw Shen Changan's worried expression, and reached out and touched the top of his hair, "Although I am a monster, I don't eat people."
Shen Changan: "..."
Doesn't he seem to have time to think about it
"Do you have an enemy that you can't get through?" Shen Changan said, "Today, a strange man suddenly said something strange to me and brought me to you."
Then let me expose the identity that Dao Nian had hidden for so long on the spot.
"Sigh." Shen Changan sighed, "Although you are a national treasure and your status is indeed very high, you must keep a low profile, otherwise what will other monsters think? Jealousy is very scary, it may make monsters lose their minds, in order to defeat them. You, he may be able to do everything. So whether you are a human being or a demon, it is better to keep a low profile. The feudal dynasty has been destroyed for a hundred years, and it is not appropriate to kneel and kneel."
"I know who that person is, you don't have to worry." After waiting for a long time, without waiting for Shen Changan's blame or resentment, Daonian felt a little grateful, "Changan, no matter what he says, don't believe it, I will never hurt you."
"I know." Shen Changan nodded as a matter of course, "We've lived together for so long, if you want to hurt me, you have countless opportunities, so why don't you need him to provoke me. It's not that I have a problem with my brain, I would rather trust strangers than you, whether you are good or bad, I don’t need others to judge, my heart will tell me.”
Just after saying these words, Shen Changan saw that Dao Nian actually curved the corners of his mouth, revealing a satisfied smile.
A good-looking person who doesn't like to laugh suddenly burst into a smile from the heart, what kind of scene would it be
Shen Changan felt that his heart would stop beating, his blood would stop flowing, and everything in the world would be unimportant.
Don't say that Nian is a monster, even if someone told him that Dao Nian is actually a ghost, he would like to have a ghost love with him for seventy or eighty years, and then a ghost love for hundreds of years after he died.
Silently covering his chest, Shen Changan's mind kept having a voice circulating, Shen Changan, Shen Changan, calm down, don't jump on it.
At this moment, he jumped up and was kicked off the cloud head by Daonian, so he could only talk about a ghost and demon love with a deep sadomasochistic relationship.
"Chang'an, thank you."
The heavy dark clouds dissipated completely, and the golden sunlight flooded the whole world.
Shen Changan couldn't stand the dazzling sunlight, so he stretched out his hand to block the sunlight, and looked at Daonian sitting against the light through his fingers.
puff.
puff.
He heard the sound of his heart struggling desperately.
The brightest sunshine in the world is not as good as Dao Nian's slight smile. He slowly put down his hand and stared at Daonian: "Dao Nian, what do you think of the TV series The Legend of the New White Snake?"
Daonian: "Huh?"
"It's the story of snake demons falling in love with humans, and the children they gave birth to were finally admitted to the top spot."
"From a scientific point of view, human beings and snakes and demons have reproductive isolation and cannot have offspring. From the perspective of the rules of heaven, the separation of life and death between different species is not important. It is impossible for future generations to be the champion among human talents. The imperial examination system was created by human beings, and the writing and knowledge were also created by human beings. All creatures with blood of other races cannot take away what belongs to human beings. fairness."
Shen Changan: "..."
I want to talk about love with you, but you talk about rules with me, and my heart is so tired.
"Then..." Shen Chang install asked casually, "Will a demon be punished by God for falling in love with a human?"
"Tian Dao is not so free." Daonian said, "If you follow this rule, you humans may have been hacked to death by tens of millions of people long ago if you call a living virtual character husband and wife. Whoever wants to be with whom, What's the matter with Guan Tiandao?"
"That's right... it seems to make some sense?" Shen Changan was persuaded by Daonian, or in his heart, he was looking forward to human beings falling in love with demons.
"Well." Daonian glanced at the time, "It's getting late, let's go back to dinner."
"Dinner?" Shen Changan shouted while holding his head, "I am absent from work this afternoon?"
Now, he is someone who saves money and tries to fall in love with a monster, and he doesn't want to be deducted from his salary at all!
Why did he feel that it had only been a while, but it was already four or five in the afternoon
"Did that person take you to a boundless place?" Daonian sensed the aura of nothingness in Shen Changan.
Shen Changan nodded.
No wonder Shen Changan had already appeared in the temple, but he could not perceive the existence of Changan at all. It turned out that he used the void space to cover up his five senses and six senses.
"I think that person seems to be quite afraid of killing me personally." Shen Changan said, "I don't know why, I just have this kind of intuition."
"Of course, we are different in Chang'an." Daonian reached out and touched the top of Shen Chang'an's hair again, "If you hurt Chang'an, you will be punished by heaven."
In the dark space, the man in gray was torn apart by the bitter hurricane, his head and hands were twisted into strange shapes, and after a long time, the hurricane disappeared, and the man floated in the air like a dead fish.
The boundless silence made this space terribly desolate. He slowly sat up, covered his face and laughed out loud. His laughter was full of malice and twisted hatred, and even a bit of madness that couldn't wait to destroy everything.
Until Daonian brought Shen Changan home, Shen Changan didn't ask Nian "Why do you pretend to be an ordinary person to lie to me?" Daonian thought about many reasons along the way, but Shen Changan never wrote.
He hasn't even changed too much because of his identity, and I have seen him many times at most.
When his feet stepped on the garden ground, Shen Changan turned his head to look at Daonian: "Daonian, can you become the original form for me to see, I have wanted to touch pandas for a long time."
Dao Nian: "… "
Seeing that Daonian didn't speak, Shen Changan immediately said: "If it makes you feel embarrassed, don't use it."
"It's not embarrassing." Daonian said word by word, and suddenly there was a silver light on his body. After the silver light disappeared, Shen Changan saw a fat, naive panda on the ground.
Is this so cute
Shen Changan couldn't help bending down and hugged Daonian in his arms, reached out and touched his head, and then his ears, and finally didn't let go of his short tail.
"Mr. Liu, there is..." The security guard walked to the gate of the villa and was stunned when he saw the panda in Shen Changan's arms.
"This is my dog." Shen Changan took off his coat and wrapped Daonian, who had turned into a panda, to reveal only the pair of fluffy ears, he laughed, "Look at the dyed ears, don't you think? panda?"
security guard:"… "
What the hell is this
"Come on, baby dog, call the security guard and say hello." Shen Changan patted Daonian's head with a smile, and whispered in his ear, "Daonian, let's yell together, the crime of stealing the national treasure. It's very heavy, I don't want to go to jail. Come on, let's bang."
Dao Nian: "… "
Hearing the voice of the security guard, Shen Tu and Liu Mao walked out: "…"
"Hahaha, this dog is really cute." The security guard laughed awkwardly, "It's just that the ears are a little pointed, and the panda ears are rounder."
"Yes, yes, I can't afford to keep pandas, so I can only pretend that I have pandas." Shen Changan hurriedly followed the security guard's words.
The two looked at each other and smiled, both showing a tolerant expression of "I understand".
Then Qi Qi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Security guard: Let Tiandao's father learn how to bark for him. It is better for him to destroy his spiritual consciousness. It is faster to go to the underworld as soon as possible.
Shen Changan: Fortunately, the security guard is relatively simple, and there is no doubt that he is holding a real panda.
Half an hour later, Shen Changan rubbed the panda in his arms and listened to the room full of "people" introducing himself to him for the second time.
"Actually... I'm not human either." Liu Mao said, "I'm a bull."
"Then why is your surname Liu, not Niu?" Shen Changan was very curious about this question.
"After being transformed in the early years, I stayed in Shu County for a thousand or two thousand years, so I couldn't distinguish the pronunciation very much." Liu Mao coughed dryly, pretending that he didn't see Mr. Shen Changan's lap lying lazily, "I coaxed you before. ,I feel so sorry."
Next, Shen Changan finally understood that there was no one else in this villa except him.
Especially after he learned that Shen Tu and Yu Lei were really door gods, he couldn't help but let the two stand together to take a group photo.
"Chang'an, why are you filming this?"
"The god of the door wards off evil spirits. I'm going to send your photos to the grandparents in the courtyard, and ask them to print them out and stick them on the door of the room."
Shen Tu and Yu Lei: "..."
"Uncle Zhao, then you are..." Shen Changan looked at the last person who hadn't re-introduced himself, Uncle Zhao.
"Me." Uncle Zhao smiled honestly and patted his stomach, "I don't know what my layman name is, but you humans like to call me Stove Lord, my full name is East Chef Siming Jiulingyuan Wangding. Fushenjun, the name is relatively long, and most people can't remember it."
Shen Changan was screaming in his heart.
God, he actually eats Kitchen God's food every day? ! It's no wonder that eating other people's food always feels so bad.
He reached out and silently poked a piece of fruit from the fruit bowl and stuffed it into Daonian's mouth, and then stuffed another piece into his own mouth. He wanted to eat two pieces of fruit cut by Kitchen God himself to suppress his shock.
Feeling the fluffy hair on Daonian's body, Shen Changan didn't even have a good meal at night, and patronized to feed Daonian. After eating, Shen Changan wiped Daonian's mouth again, washed his hair and claws, wishing he could hug him wherever he went.
The gods and demons of the villa looked at the gentleman who was lazy before, but now he has become more lazy, and his mood was very complicated.
It's dignified, why do you want to please the little human lover, and you don't hesitate to turn into a panda to please a good betrayal. It was originally called sacrifice for love, but looking at the way he enjoys it, they really can't be moved too much.
Shen Changan used a soft comb to comb Dao Nian lying on the sofa, Uncle Zhao was getting fruit, and the others were doing their own things, very comfortable and harmonious.
"I secretly put a magic technique that Shen Tu taught me on the man in gray today, and the man doesn't seem to find it."
Everyone turned their heads to look at Shen Changan, and even Daonian, who was lazily closing his eyes, opened his black bean eyes.
Seeing everyone looking at him, Shen Changan smiled embarrassedly: "I didn't learn many techniques from Shen Tu, so I only learned the spell of a curse."
Shen Tu's expression is very subtle.
Yu Lei asked, "Brother, what did you teach Chang'an?"
"The soul-splitting technique I teach." Shen Tu took a deep breath, "This technique can weaken a person's soul power and cause a brief absence of attention, so that there is a chance to escape. It's unstable, and sometimes this spell takes too short a time to show its effect."
This technique doesn't do much damage to immortals and monsters with complete souls, but if it is remnant souls, resentment, etc., it is the pain of cramps and bones.
The unidentified gray-clothed man who took Shen Changan away, they suspected that it was another powerful remnant left by Dao Dao.
If so...
Shen Changan is a pit that is invisible.
Liu Mao and others were stunned, and they began to suspect that Shen Changan, the way of vitality, might not be the nemesis of Mr., but the nemesis of the Dao's remnants, otherwise why is it so coincidental this time
The man in gray tried to forcibly change Shen Changan's existing life trajectory, and was punished by the Dao rules remaining in his body. As soon as he was freed from the hurricane punishment, he felt that the body that had finally gathered together suddenly had a tear-like pain.
His consciousness, his five senses, were clamoring to leave him, he rolled in pain, and finally couldn't help crying out.
Why is this so
He has clearly gathered a new soul, and is about to become an independent "person", why is his soul suddenly unstable? !
"Why did it start to thunder again?" After combing Daonian, Shen Changan heard the rumble of thunder outside the window, like the wailing of some creature, and it sounded a little intimidating.
He took the opportunity to put Daonian into his arms, and said with a look of fear: "I'm so scared, Daonian, tonight you will become your original form, sleep with me."
Dao Nian: "… "
Chang'an had never been so close to him before, but he was not happy at all.
Because what Changan likes is not him, but the illusion of a panda he transformed into.
What's so good about iron-eating beasts, their ancestors lived thousands of years ago, and they still have a bit of the demeanor of Chiyou's divine beasts. Now, besides eating, what else is there to do? !
Although Chang'an was very comfortable combing his hair, it was easy for him to do nothing but eat, but...
Dao Nian struggled in his heart, but he still turned into a human being.
He looked at the painful thunder outside the window: "This thunder tonight is not normal. My panda is not in good shape and can't protect you. Is this okay?"
Shen Changan pointed out the window, and then pointed at himself: "What do you mean?"
"I'll watch over you in the house at night, don't be afraid when I'm here."
Shen Changan was overjoyed and rounded up, this is what Daonian meant to be sleepy with him!
The author has something to say: Explanation of plastic love: Chang'an: The crime of stealing pandas is very serious.