The phrase "IQ crushing" has been interpreted by fans in 108 ways.
But then the suppressed smile and the gesture of tugging at the collar made everything unimportant.
The important thing is to be handsome, and very handsome.
"Translation: I don't bother to play with you, so as not to make you look like a retard."
"Dad is so handsome that I'm crying!"
"I want to treasure my husband!"
"Brother Huai, don't snicker, I allow you to laugh at them openly!"
"I guarantee Brother Huai smiled, look at the proud corners of his lips. Do you think I didn't see it?"
"Please pretend you didn't see it! Take care of him! Pretend it's hard, okay?"
"Why do fans of Brother Huai have to pretend not to see anything hahaha!"
"Is that woman in He Lujiang sick?"
"How come no one says they don't respect women? I'm not used to it. Why don't these black men go to work? Wages will be deducted!"
"Isn't it just showing off? After shuffling the cards, you still turn over them to look at them. What's the use of shuffling them? It's obvious that you are showing off!"
"The stage is given to you, you pretend to show it to me."
"If you want to be this cool, you must first be handsome. If you have such a god-like face, I will call you if you pick your nose."
"It means that my brother Huai is a genius, right? I didn't even notice Heizi unless he said it. Thank you Hei~"
"Thank you Hei~"
"You are really a fan of Allah, why are you pretending?"
Brother Yang looked up at the comments in the live broadcast room and let out a long sigh of relief. Both mind and body are purified.
Awesome my baby!
Very good, he died with no regrets.
This is life.
He turned to his assistant and said, "After today's program is over, go and ask the program team for some pictures. Choose a better angle, you know."
The assistant nodded hurriedly: "I understand, I understand."
The other three people were a little out of sorts, and the scene was visibly frozen.
He Lujiang held his hands tightly under the table, but he still had to put on a forced smile because of the camera.
The director made a gesture behind the scenes, and Xiao Sa in the kitchen immediately shouted: "It's time to eat!"
Then he and Guo Liqing came out with dinner plates, saving the atmosphere in the living room in time.
Brother Yang whispered to the director: "Wait a minute, let's go make up."
Then he waved to Shao Xi.
Several people left the villa and turned off the microphone. The makeup artist was arranging Shao Xi's hair, and Brother Yang asked excitedly: "When did you learn magic?"
Before Shao Xi could give an answer, he answered himself: "Oh, I understand. As an actor, you won't be surprised at anything. After all, you are a male god. You are a god!"
If you don't know enough, it means you haven't performed enough.
Shao Xi nodded. Vicissitudes of life smiled.
At the beginning, her agent looked at the beauties online and said that handsome characters were relatively rare and could lead a clear stream in the entertainment industry—of course, it was more likely to turn into a mudslide.
A handsome guy can accidentally act like a little girl. It is easy to block him, and it is difficult to attract mature fans. Even female artists with some basic knowledge dare not try. The manager asked her to try the poison and see the effect for the time being.
Anyway, having heat is better than squatting dry.
Shao Xi went to learn the card counting technique. Although it was useless, the effect was amazing.
As a result, before the official debut, this character was given to another newcomer by the agent.
Shao Xi is simply awesome. Without a background, even the persona can be robbed. She has seen through the world.
Think about the character design that the agent gave her later... a quiet and good wife.
Yes.
If this persona is not broken, her surname is not Shao.
But it doesn't matter, she usually doesn't have much exposure. If she learns a few more skills, she might be able to switch to the omnipotent and mysterious route.
Brother Yang was scrolling through his phone obsessively, occasionally raising his head to give a few reminders. A baby face became rounder after a smile, obviously happy.
A novel app that has been running stably for many years, comparable to the old book-chasing tool, a source-changing app used by old bookworms, huanyuanapp.org
Shao Xi reflected for a moment, fearing that his behavior would be different from usual, so he asked Brother Yang tactfully: "Did I do something wrong just now?"
Brother Yang trembled all over, his eyes burst out with dazzling light, and the dull hair on his head trembled. He raised his hands as if to swear with his life: "No! You did a very good job!"
He is so happy, my dear, you finally wake up and start a new life! His career path can also be reborn!
Shao Xi said modestly: "It's okay."
"Keep it up, don't collapse!" Brother Yang said, "The feedback from fans is very good. You have been criticized so badly recently, and they have suffered a lot from following you. You still have to brush your face properly to give them what you can. It’s an opportunity to go out and show off. You still need to express yourself after you’ve been holding back for a long time.”
Shao Xi understood: "Yeah."
The makeup artist stopped her hand, nodded and said: "Very good, our brother Huai is so beautiful as soon as he appears on the screen. Only a blind person would think that you really know how to flop. Just now He Lujiang's makeup artist said that I will never give you a makeover. , I wipe..."
"Okay, okay, let's talk about this slowly in the group. It's time to eat inside." Brother Yang resisted the urge to touch her face and urged: "Go, Brother Huai. We are proud of you!"
When Shao Xi returned to the villa, they were already having dinner.
Xiaosha lives up to her name, and she usually behaves like an old lady. According to the information, she actually has a better relationship with Wei Huai.
She pointed to the empty seat next to her and said with a smile: "Old Wei, why does it take so long to touch up your makeup? I've already prepared the noodles for you and put them here."
Shao Xi walked over and sat down.
Xiao Sa added: "Li Qing and I are both cooking for the first time, so you can comment on it."
Guo Liqing smiled naively on the opposite side: "At least safety and hygiene can be guaranteed. We don't put any lethal seasonings."
Shao Xi picked up the chopsticks.
The two of them were making noodles, and to be honest, they didn’t sell well.
The surface was too rough and thick, not rolled out flat. The surface is rough and the surface is not harmonious.
The side dishes should be green vegetables and cucumbers, as well as tomatoes and scrambled eggs. The red, yellow and green look like a hodgepodge of traffic lights.
Obviously the vegetable soup should be clear at least, but the color is more like earthy yellow, and it is also turbid and sticky.
According to Shao Xi's experience, the bean paste was added, the surface was covered with too much flour, and the noodle soup and soup base were not separated.
It can be seen that he is a newcomer.
She had already imagined the final taste of this bowl of noodles.
Can be eaten. Non-toxic.
She can do it.
Shao Xi regretted it when he took the first bite.
She didn't know what was going on with Wei Huai's body. His five senses were extremely developed. She had felt it before when she was sitting there reading a book. Her hearing and vision seemed to have plug-ins, and she didn't expect that her taste also felt like a plug-in.
With this chopstick, she tasted all kinds of mixed flavors. She almost arrived in heaven early, and her face instantly became gloomy.
When Brother Yang saw it, his heart dropped with a thud. He stood up and squatted back down quickly. End of silent shouting!
In this kind of variety show, no matter how unpalatable the food is, you still have to say it tastes good and then wolf it down. Especially before Wei Huai came, the three artists in front had already finished blowing rainbow farts.
But Wei Huai is really picky about what he eats, and sometimes he would rather go hungry than eat.
What should I do if I’m so hungry!
Shao Xi held the bowl in his left hand and took another difficult bite.
There was a queasy feeling in the stomach. She held back.
"Are you trying poison? It makes me cry." Xiao Sa bumped him with his elbow and said proactively: "If it doesn't taste good, don't force it. Your face is already lumpy. Who told you to hang around outside just now?" It took so long, you can’t blame me!”
Brother Yang shouted in his heart, "Goddess, I will be your fan after we get out!"
He made a thank you gesture to the handsome manager off camera. The other agent waved his hand.
Seeing this, He Lujiang said: "What a waste, I only took one bite. I think it's quite delicious."
Xiao Sa nodded vigorously and reflected on himself: "Yes, yes, I will definitely cherish the ingredients next time. I will take two recipes and study them carefully when I go back tonight. After all, I have to feed a big family."
Guo Liqing followed up and said, "Give it to me, I just haven't eaten enough yet."
He Lujiang smiled and said, "Brother Guo also thinks it's delicious, right?"
"As long as I can eat it," Guo Liqing said without emotion, "My agent asked me to go on a diet to lose weight. Now everything I eat tastes like meat."
This is nonsense.
He is following the path of a tough guy. He has been working out recently. He has strong muscles. How can he lose weight
"It's quite delicious. The soup tastes good." Shao Xi said solemnly, "The ingredients blend well."
Xiao Sa covered his mouth and laughed: "Oh, Wei, don't be like this. It makes it seem like we are forcing girls into prostitution. The democracy we support here can be told truthfully."
Du Cangqing said lightly: "Taste matters, it varies from person to person."
He Lujiang said: "Brother Huai is very particular, but we can't find any big meals here. It will still be a day and a half, and the director does not allow outside snacks. What will you do?"
It took a lot of effort to have Xiao Sa and a few people to coordinate, so the scene wouldn't be too dry.
The director quickly raised a sign, and Lei Yuanqi changed the topic to something else.
"I grew up in the countryside when I was a child, and my snack at that time was dried sweet potatoes... "
Fans in the live broadcast room livened up the atmosphere in an orderly manner.
"Guo Liqing, you stupid guy! I love you!"
"Sister Xiaosha is cute~"
"Brother Huai says it tastes cute. It's time to show off my emoticon! Compromise with life."
"Wei Huai is pretending, right? Then why are you here to participate in 48 hours? Who doesn't know that this is a rural experience program? Is he here to be a little public servant? Get out!"
"I see Brother Huai almost crying after eating. He really can't stand it."
"Even a fan knows that Brother Huai is causing trouble, what does it have to do with you that we are willing to pamper you?"
"I just like the way Brother Huai doesn't like the fireworks of the world. What's wrong with him?"
"I don't care what Hei thinks. I just want to know what Brother Huai eats at night? How can he sleep when he's hungry?! The agent is here quickly!"
"What is there to admire about this kind of person? Aren't they just trash raised by money? Apart from being picky and pretentious, they have no ability to live."
When several people discussed what the ducklings were eating, Shao Xi slowly stood up and walked to the kitchen.
The photographer quickly followed. They saw Shao Xi with his back to the glass door, rolling up his cuffs.
That back view was inexplicably radiant.
"Can you still cook?!"
Xiao Sa shouted out first, his tone full of panic.
Everyone stopped their chopsticks and looked at the kitchen.
When Xiao Sa and Guo Liqing were making noodles, because they couldn't control the amount of water, they added flour and water at the end, and a whole bag of flour was poured into it. As a result, there is now a large piece of dough left on the cooking table, wrapped in a plastic bag.
Shao Xi cut a piece of dough, sprinkled some flour on the cooking table, and started kneading the dough.
She was cooking very seriously, and the camera zoomed in to give her a close-up.
The corners of her lips were slightly pursed, the light from the incandescent lamp shone down from above, and her long eyelashes cast a shadow. The wings of his nose quivered slightly, and the line of his collarbone became tight when he exerted force.
As he was following the photo, a comment from one of his fans suddenly appeared in his mind.
That... damn delicious
Phew—he shuddered himself.
But serious men are more attractive. This sentence is indeed true.
Shao Xi didn't notice the nervousness of the person behind the machine. After getting some feel, he went to get the rolling pin in front of him.
Nowadays almost every house has a noodle machine, but few people know how to use a rolling pin. Of course there are also in the villa. But what the director wants to see is the way the artists are busy, so of course he won't give it to them.
She is too tall and needs to bend down to use the cooking table.
The camera took a step back and evilly lowered its gaze slightly, aiming at her butt.
Shao Xi didn't notice.
The dough was continuously rolled out under her push and pull, and then rolled out into a complete circle.
Xiao Sa chased him out to watch, and when he saw this, he shouted loudly: "Li Qing! Li Qing, don't eat it! Come and see the miracle!"
Guo Liqing said: "Your face is going to be lumpy."
"Ah!" Xiao Sa thought of his face and could only reluctantly run back to eat.
The camera kept taking pictures of her face, showing off her figure and facial features in various ways. When the camera reluctantly gave the camera to the dough, it was discovered that the dough had been rolled out.
That perfect shape was not made by special effects.
Shao Xi clapped his hands and patted the flour off. She turned around and saw the camera behind the camera giving her a thumbs up. Nod lightly.
A quiet and good wife is not a boaster.
She moved quickly and boiled a pot of water on the gas stove. Pick up the carrots next to them and wash them. Cut some off for coloring.
Then take the cabbage and shred it skillfully.
The "clang" falls on the blade rhythmically, which makes people feel refreshed physically and mentally. The methodical operation was as if it had been practiced thousands of times.
The water just boiled over there, and bubbles popped up one by one, pushing the lid upwards. Shao Xi didn't even look at it. He picked up the noodles and poured them in. He quickly stirred them around with chopsticks to prevent them from sticking.
Then I took another iron pan, heated it up, poured oil in it, and sautéed the onions and garlic until fragrant.
The smell wafted out of the kitchen and all the way to the living room.
Then the world changed.
The mixed noodle soup in front of several people became bland and unpalatable under the background.
The camera immediately focused on their bowl.
Those green and red things, what are they
"Wei Huai!" Xiao Sa slapped his chopsticks on the table and shouted angrily: "Wei Huai, you are inviting people to commit crimes! Director! Why can he know everything? He is destroying my enthusiasm as a human being!"
Guo Liqing chuckled and ate the noodles in the bowl at an unprecedented speed. Then he took out another bowl from the cupboard, held it in his hand, looked at Shao Xi attentively, and showed her his white teeth.
Shao Xi's hand paused in the air for a moment, but he still served him a bowl.
Guo Liqing came close to his face and sighed.
It's obviously just an ordinary bowl of fried noodles, but it's just too fragrant.
It's oily in color, delicate and fragrant, and you can't tell it's from the same family as their noodles.
He took a bite, widened his eyes exaggeratedly, and said with a surprised and innocent expression: "It turns out that the noodles we made are really terrible."
Xiao Sa said with a look of jealousy: "Are you a loser, Guo Liqing?" If you have the ability, you can give her a share!
She looked down at the half-bowl of noodles left and put on a face that was about to cry: "I want... I want to waste food..."
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