Hua Xiang didn't even have a piece of cloth on his body, and the "polite" behavior of his lower body was clearly displayed in Li Weixi's eyes.
They are all men, Li Weixi really can't pretend not to understand what he means.
His eyes swept away, and countless knives flew over. Hua Xiang felt a big pain in his dick. It felt like being pulled to the Meridian Gate and castrated for half an hour. Dare to move.
It's not right for Li Weixi to turn around now, or not to turn around. The birthmark on his back is too big, and he doesn't want to just show it in front of people. He could only shake off the bath towel covering his lower body and wrap it around his waist.
Hua Xiang stood there in a daze, drooping, his eyes were open, like a silly dog who is greedy for meat.
Li Weixi said angrily: "Still getting out? Wait for me to leave your crime tools behind?"
Hua Xiang was stopped by him, and subconsciously confessed: "I'm going, I'm going, I'm going now... Isn't that right?!" He suddenly realized, "This is my home, where am I going?"
He finally realized that he was actually standing on the commanding heights of morality, and suddenly his back stopped and his jaw raised: "Speaking of which, Mr. Li, why did you come to my house over and over again? I thought it was strange the two times before. , Could it be that you have a crush on me and secretly assigned the keys to my house?... Tell me, tell me, even if you really want me, there's no need to be so exciting right away!"
Li Weixi sneered: "I think you are thinking too much. I was afraid that you would die at home the last two times. Today, the water pipe in my house leaked. I came to borrow the bathroom. As for how I got in?" He pointed to the side Wagging his tail watching the bustling beef noodles, "It opened the door for me."
"I said Mr. Li, even if you are looking for a reason, you should find something better?" Hua Xiang laughed, "The beef noodle is a dog, how can a dog open the door?"
As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Beef Noodles stand up on two hind legs, swayed to the bathroom door, pushed his nose, hooked his paw, and closed the bathroom door just like that! closed! closed!
Li Weixi who was locked in the bathroom door: "..."
Hua Xiang who was left outside the bathroom door: "..."
Beef Noodles: "Wow, woof!" You see, I can not only open the door, but also close it!
Beef Noodles, who had ruined the event, wagged his tail proudly, not knowing that he had become a pot of dog meat in the eyes of his master.
Li Weixi took the time to get dressed, and listened to the movement outside the bathroom, only hearing the chickens and dogs jumping outside, it was like a kindergarten scene.
"Fuck! Are you good at beef noodles?!" Hua Xiang's voice came faintly, "Last time I was locked on the balcony for more than half an hour, and you gnawed at me through the glass door." Half a day pig's trotters, dare you do it!!"
When Li Weixi tidied himself up and walked out of the bathroom, he saw Hua Xiang teaching the beef noodle by the cheek.
"What are you looking at?" Hua Xiang said angrily, "Have you ever seen Wu Song fight a tiger?"
"... I think you are Sanniang's godson." Li Weixi bent down and picked up the pants on the ground and threw them on Hua Xiang. The house is running around, and people who don’t know it think that the popular niche is in heat with the dog.”
It was only then that Hua Xiang noticed that his lower body was still naked, so he hurriedly blushed and lowered his head, rubbed his pants and put them on secretly.
It's just that he was at the age when the sperm was on the brain, and the lust came quickly, but it went slowly, and there was a big bag in his crotch, which was so full that he almost couldn't even fasten the buttons.
Li Weixi coughed and turned his head away: "...I've run out of bathrooms, so go in and deal with yourself."
"...how to deal with it?" Hua Xiang was stunned.
"This kind of thing can be done by a man." Li Weixi concealed his embarrassment with impatience, "I'll go first."
Li Weixi pretended to be calm and prepared to leave, but when he passed Hua Xiang, he was grabbed by the wrist by the young man.
Li Weixi was anxious and angry: "Let go!"
He's not an idiot, just now Huaxiang noticed all the performances of his naked body. He has been single for so many years, and many people have expressed their affection for him, but such an "explicit" "favor"... He really couldn't see it.
Hua Xiang pulled him and refused to let go, and repeated again: "How to deal with it?"
"How to deal with what?"
Hua Xiang innocently pointed down.
Li Weixi laughed angrily: "I will teach you how to deal with it? Whether you go out to find someone to solve it, or watch a movie by yourself, there are plenty of ways."
"But Mr. Li, I really don't know how to..." Hua Xiang panicked. He was obviously a 24-year-old man, but now he turned into a 14-year-old adolescent boy.
You know, Hua Xiang is a popular idol, and there have been many scandals since his debut. Li Weixi always felt that with his appearance and family background, he should have been in love since he was an adult. But now that Hua Xiang looked at him so innocently, Li Weixi was puzzled for a moment... Could it be that Hua Xiang really has no experience at all
Sure enough, Hua Xiang said aggrievedly: "I practice boy kung fu, of course I am a boy..."
"..." Don't bully foreigners who don't understand Chinese! Tong Zigong didn't mean that at all, right? ? ? ?
Hua Xiang sniffed again: "Really. I have a teacher's training, and I can't cross the border before I get married. So I really don't know..."
The credibility of this statement is a bit higher.
Li Weixi sized Hua Xiang up a few times. This kid was half a head taller than himself. He was obviously a braggart in the past, but for more than half a month, he didn't see him flaunting his might. Li Weixi only saw how frustrated he was. How broken, how uncomfortable, how helpless.
Coupled with the current pair of lost dog eyes, it is really so pitiful.
Li Weixi whispered: "If not, then call your family and ask."
"Who should I ask?" Hua Xiang rubbed his hair, "Ask my parents, or my brother? I can't open my mouth."
"You can open your mouth if you ask me?"
"Yeah!" Hua Xiang climbed along the pole and nodded quickly, "Mr. Li, you can teach me."
Discussing sexual matters with a young man who is nearly 20 years younger than him, especially because the lust is still caused by him, Li Weixi really feels uncomfortable even if he breathes here for a second.
But he just couldn't go.
It wasn't because Hua Xiang was holding on too tightly, but because his feet... refused to leave.
In Li Weixi's mind, there are two villains arguing non-stop.
A sane villain said: "This brat is full of lies! Full of mistakes and omissions! It's all excuses! Where is your IQ that you are so proud of?"
Another sentimental villain said: "Don't talk about the IQ you are proud of, you don't even have the self-control you are proud of."
These few minutes were the longest time Li Weixi had ever spent. His memory was reversed, and countless pictures flashed before his eyes.
When he woke up from the hospital bed, Hua Xiang said with a sad face: I'm sorry, your child was not kept.
Later they moved in together, Huaxiang reluctantly changed the game room into a study under his command.
Later, because of the beef noodle incident, Hua Xiang hugged him and cried loudly, bowing his head and apologizing to all the fans...
Then, it is now. The boy had grown up, and he carried everything on his own shoulders, only pitifully turning the wound out for himself to see.
Facing such a naive and mature Hua Xiang, Li Weixi had to admit that his heart softened.
Or rather—he was distraught.
Since the end of the last relationship, Li Weixi, who has been calm for twenty years, suddenly heard the sound of acceleration again.
Li Weixi's throat was thirsty and his voice was hoarse: "... do you have disposable gloves and hand sanitizer with antiseptic function at home?"
"ah?"
"Didn't you ask me to teach you? Always disinfect the teaching aids first."
…
There was some magical power in the air that day, which made Li Weixi completely lose his sense of proportion, and rolled with Hua Xiang in a daze. Dry firewood meets raging fire, long drought meets sweet dew, both of them are new to each other, and no one can master it. It is obviously a novice teaching course, but they have made great progress all the way to the intermediate class.
Fortunately, due to the lack of other teaching materials, they didn't make it to the end, but for Li Weixi, that night was still exciting beyond his imagination.
——The young man is like a ferocious beast just out of the cage, pressing his whole body into the soft bedding. He tried to struggle, but the young man's powerful big hands grabbed his slender waist and tore off the last cover on his body, letting him All the details of the body are exposed under the light.
Li Weixi lay there, helpless and sinking. He felt that he must be ugly, the bluish-black birthmark all over the back was ugly and entrenched there, this realization made his goosebumps tremble instantly, but in the next second, Hua Xiang's fiery lips greeted him, cautiously , piously, kiss every inch of his skin.
From the neck to the shoulder blades, from the spine to the waist, from the raised buttocks to the deep buttocks...
Li Weixi remembered asking Hua Xiang in a broken voice if his back looked dirty and ugly.
Hua Xiang said no. It was beautiful there and he liked it very much.
And Hua Xiang's fiery desire that has never subsided also illustrates this point.
That was the most sinking night that Li Weixi had ever experienced in history. The pleasure accumulated layer upon layer, like the crashing waves of the ocean.
For a person who is used to keeping everything in his hands, what happened that night has completely turned Li Weixi's life upside down.
So the next morning, he put on his clothes and fled as if nothing had happened.
…
When people meet happy events, their spirits are so damn refreshing—this sentence can completely become the spiritual portrayal of Huaxiang during this time.
Under the buff of "whoever is pleasing to the eye", even Hua Xiang, the manager who is usually the most annoying, is not disgusted.
"Tell me," Hua Xiang slipped out on the sofa, and asked lazily, "What did you ask me to come to the company to talk about? Is it about the recording of the next variety show? I promised to be kinder to other people next time." Well."
"No." Sister Zhang pushed a thick stack of plans in front of Hua Xiang, "I'm going to pick up a new variety show for you, just take a look."
"..." Hua Xiang took the planning book, but just turned over the first page, and threw it back on the table.
"No! You can't fucking accept this!" Hua Xiang's little good mood was blown up again, "Is there something wrong with the company? You think I don't have enough expectations, what kind of CP will you get me!"
It's no wonder that Hua Xiang is "willful", but he couldn't bear to watch the variety show "Star Love Bumper Cars" in front of him. To put it bluntly, this is a very popular "Celebrity Fake Marriage" column. A man and a woman, two artists who have never met before, go on blind dates, confession, love, holding hands, kissing, and even meeting their parents and arranging marriages under the camera. The newlywed room... This show came from South Korea and has many fans. Many people know that this show has a script, but they are still desperately cute and desperate.
"Stars Love Bumper Cars" is a show that purely stirs up topics and heat. The real CP failed, but the "fake couple" can dominate the headlines for several months in a row, and even wearing the same bracelet can be on the hot search .
Manager Sister Zhang accepted this show for him, with the purpose of pushing Hua Xiang's popularity further. But Huaxiang's current popularity is very similar to a very popular mobile game - "Stacking Houses in the Sky". A small paw grabs the floors and stacks them up, looking at the towering sky and the small mountains. , In fact, it is on the verge of falling, and it may collapse with a bang.
The promotion method of this economic company is brutal and direct: no matter how popular it is, as long as it can be popular, popular and make money, then it will be desperately popular.
But they never ask Hua Xiang for his opinion, to see if he needs such a non-existent CP.
"What does this woman do? Actress? Singer?" Hua Xiang asked.
"A member of the 47th girl group."
The 47-series girl group is the hottest girl group today. Its model comes from Japan, and China is a sister group run by a Japanese company. The organizer selected 47 beautiful and talented girls from among the girls who signed up, packaged them, and finally created a large-scale girl group with 47 members. Because of the large number of teams, the exposure must not be balanced. In order to decide the position, a "general election" will be held at the end of each year. Fans vote (spend money) to vote for the most popular idol, and in the end the company's resources will also be used. Tilt to those with the highest votes.
Hua Xiang has basically seen all the female artists in the circle, but he really doesn't have any impression of this one. He glanced at the information carefully and asked, "...how many years has she ranked in the general elections?"
Sister Zhang coughed: "The highest is 18, the lowest is 23."
In Hua Xiang's heart, "Beer is fucking cool" is left with "Beer is fucking xxxx"—however, he is also a popular young meat, but he is forced to join the CP show with a female artist who ranks in the middle of the girl group , isn’t this the “poverty-relief CP” that fans often say? !
Seeing Huaxiang's reluctance, Sister Zhang thought that he disliked the other party's reputation and said, "Don't focus on the general election rankings. Who can be on this program is the result of a tripartite negotiation between the program group, our company and the other party's company. There are too many members, the schedule for the top ten is too full, there will be a lot of competition for the remaining ones to choose who not to choose, this girl can finally enter the show, she must have a high EQ, it won't hurt if you get in touch with her more."
Hua Xiang immediately vetoed it: "Don't talk about ranking 23, even if you get me a ranking of 3, it won't work. I am not standing alone in front of the stage now. Even if I agree, others will not agree."
Sister Zhang frowned when she heard the words: "What's the matter, do you have a date? ... Or is there someone behind you who can't afford to offend?"
Hua Xiang is not a fool. Sister Zhang is the company's big eyeliner, and she doesn't look at him at all. In the past, she was the chief eunuch of the East Factory. If Hua Xiang told her the truth, there would be ghosts.
... Besides, he is not sure what Li Weixi has to do with him now. While they're now going through what appears to be an intimate teaching session, after that night, neither of the two have characterized their relationship.
Let's talk about male boyfriend... It's impossible to talk about it.
Let's talk about the gold master and the little fresh meat... Hehehe, I can think about it, but I dare not talk about it.
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Hua Xiang pretended to be stupid, "I'm talking about my parents, my teacher! They will definitely not allow me to make this kind of love show."
"It's not a female artist, your family still cares about this?"
"Why don't you care?" Hua Xiang used the excuse he gave to Li Weixi at the beginning to fool people, "My teacher has training, and those who practice boy skills don't get close to women before they get married."
Sister Zhang was furious: "I don't let you do anything serious, just hold hands in front of the camera to show off your love, there are scripts."
"That won't work either. If I want to show my affection, I'll wait until I have a partner. I'd better not put this kind of shit on my head."
…
Hua Xiang broke up with his agent again. Sister Zhang felt that he didn't know what to do, and Hua Xiang was even more angry.
But no matter how much they hate each other, they still have to cooperate well during working hours.
This afternoon, he had an event in Lincheng, and he needed to attend the ribbon-cutting ceremony of a luxury store. The suit on his body was provided by the brand, but the accessories he didn't like.
He was worried that he had no excuse to find Li Weixi to make friends with, so he quickly dressed up and knocked on Li Weixi's door.
The two lived door to door. Although Li Weixi's family didn't have a dog spirit who could open the door, there was a human spirit who could open the door in his family.
After a while, the human spirit Vincent ran to open the door.
When Wen Sen found out that the person standing outside the door was actually his nemesis Hua Xiang, his face darkened and he asked, "Why are you here?"
"I have an event to attend this afternoon, and I made an appointment with Mr. Li to borrow a watch." Hua Xiang didn't blink his eyes when he lied.
Wen Sen looked at him suspiciously several times, not sure whether what Hua Xiang said was true or not.
— How good is their relationship? So good that the boss is even willing to lend Hua Xiang his personal watch
Seeing disbelief written all over Wen Sen's face, Hua Xiang simply told the truth: "Actually, Li Weixi and I are dating and want to find an excuse to meet him."
"... Hahaha, you are so humorous." Vincent smiled, and stepped aside to open the door, "Come in, the accessories are all in the boss's locker room, and the boss is in the study, you can tell him yourself."
Look at the world, the people are not ancient, no one will believe the truth, but there is a market for lying.
Hua Xiang poked his head into Li Weixi's house. He has been to this house several times, but the previous few times he came to visit as a friend. Today is different, he is here to steal chickens.
But the black-and-white rooster who was targeted by this husky didn't know that the danger was coming. He was sitting at his desk, concentrating on his work.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a figure walking into the room. He thought it was Wen Sen who came in to report on his work, so without raising his head, he handed over a stack of materials beside his hand: "I've already read all these, there's nothing wrong with it. You take it and tidy it up."
The figure raised his hand, but instead of taking the information, he directly held Li Weixi's hand!
Li Weixi was startled, he immediately realized that the owner of these big hands was not his assistant. He looked up, and sure enough, Hua Xiang was smiling silly at him with a sunflower-like smiling face.
"Why are you here?" Li Weixi's voice was cold.
"Come and see you."
"After reading it, you can go."
Hua Xiang quickly shook his head: "It's not over, it's not over, this is where it is, I haven't seen enough."
The sound insulation in the study is very good. Once the door is closed, the conversation between the two cannot be heard outside. Unless Li Weixi called for help loudly, Wen Sen could come in to help him. Li Weixi wanted to save face so much, so of course he would not do such an inappropriate thing.
Of course Li Weixi knew why Hua Xiang came here.
He wanted to pretend that all was well, but Hua Xiang absolutely didn't want to.
In Hua Xiang's dictionary, there is no retreat in the face of difficulties, he can only "greet the man", set his sights on a target, and will never let go of his face.
In fact, Hua Xiang wondered if he was M, otherwise why did he feel wow when he saw Li Weixi's cold look.
Hua Xiang touched the back of Li Weixi's hand aggressively: "Mr. Li, why are you avoiding me these days?"
"You think too much." Li Weixi said, "I've been busy with work recently, so it's normal that I didn't meet."
"What are you busy with?" Hua Xiang said pitifully, "Look, I'll tell you what's on my mind, and you can also tell me about your work."
"You don't even understand."
"It's okay if you don't understand. We both have this relationship, even if you speak bird language, I like it."
Li Weixi withdrew his hand and didn't give him any face: "What's the relationship between us? I'm your friend's ex-boyfriend, and that's all we have." Li Weixi hardened his heart, "Why, could it be you Thought we were 'friends'?"
The definition of "friend" is too broad now, "friends who like it" are friends, and those who can have sex... are also called friends.
Ever since the ghostly obsession that day, Li Weixi's heart was also in utter chaos. He never thought that he would have any intersection with a fool who was nearly twenty years younger than himself. After all, his ideal lover should be mature, graceful, and gentle, and it would be best if they were in the business circle and had a common language. But Huaxiang's advantages and disadvantages are listed, and none of them can be touched.
But it happened that Hua Xiang, who was not attached to three things, got his heart.
Li Weixi remembered what he said to his mother - "Even if Li Weixi is looking for a boyfriend, he still wants to find someone 20 years younger"! Who would have thought that a moment of anger would almost come true.
Li Weixi didn't want to admit that he also had a crush on Huaxiang, after all, the gap between them was too great. He also has no confidence. In another ten or twenty years, Hua Xiang will always be in the most tempting entertainment industry. Can they really go on
Although Li Weixi is not young, but he does not have much relationship experience. When he is faced with a completely unfamiliar relationship, he will inevitably look forward and backward and consider too many things. He still wants to be safe when doing things. If he can see the end of this relationship, then he will not choose to start.
So in this situation, facing the pressing Hua Xiang, the only thing Li Weixi thought of was to keep the two of them far away.
But Hua Xiang is different from him. Young people often don't think so much about love. As long as there is love in their hearts, they are willing to venture into the mountains and seas of fire.
Hua Xiang walked up to Li Weixi, and said sincerely: "You are not my friend, you are my teacher!"
"... What teacher?" Li Weixi couldn't figure out this trick.
"Physiology teacher!"
"..."
Hua Xiang said in the same tone that he asked his senior brother for candy coquettishly when he was a child: "Li Weixi, Mr. Li, Mr. Li... I like you very much, when will you give me another class?"
Li Weixi laughed angrily at his ability to beat around the bush: "So what if you like me? Your dog still likes me!"
To be more shameless, Hua Xiang is a well-deserved number one. He made a decisive decision and roared, "Wow!"