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"Wow... what the fuck! Where are my clothes!?"
When Ian finally caught a big fish with a strange shape from the sea and climbed onto the boat, his eyes almost popped out!
At first he thought it was some naughty seabird that took his clothes away, but when he saw the pirate ship of Bucky Pirates and the moving boat in the distance, he immediately After realizing what was going on, I just felt like being beeped by a dog for a while.
Damn it, it’s okay to be unlucky to encounter a storm last night, and now you can be stolen by thieves on the vast sea, does this mean you didn’t read the almanac when you went out!
Throwing the caught fish into the boat, Ian picked up the oars and rowed towards the pirate ship in the distance.
It was far away, and he hadn't seen clearly what kind of pirate ship it was, but Ian was full of anger now, because among the things thrown away were not only his own clothes, but also the hat that Uncle Xiong gave him, and the hat that was given to him by Uncle Xiong. The phone bug he put in his hat, it's all been stolen!
Without the phone bug, how can I contact Sauron to inquire about Kuina's situation in the future? Without the hat I'm used to wearing, how can I be comfortable with my bare head? And it would be even worse without clothes, even if I landed, I could only run around!
I can't forgive you! Ian was about to explode with anger, and with the utmost strength, the two oars turned very fast...
At this time, the pirates who were ordered to check on Ian's boat had already boarded Bucky's pirate ship. Seeing them coming up, Bucky asked indifferently: "How is it? What's the gain?" ?"
"Report to Captain Bucky!" A minion wearing a circus hat stood at attention and replied, "We have searched, and there is no money or treasure! There are only a few clothes and hats on board! A phone bug!"
"Oh!?" Bucky was a little surprised. In fact, he didn't expect much from the things on the boat at first. He just had the idea of killing the wrong ones and letting people go to search them. How could he know that there were actually some things?
Phone bugs, this kind of thing is quite rare, I didn't expect there to be such a thing on that boat.
"Let me have a look!" Bucky said while lying on the chair carelessly.
"Ah yes!" The pirate wearing a circus hat hurriedly passed Ian's hat over, flatteringly said: "The phone bug was inside this round bear ear hat..."
However, before he finished speaking, Bucky suddenly said, "What did you say? Say it again!"
"The phone bug is inside this round bear ear hat..." the guy repeated inexplicably.
Bucky flew into a rage immediately, and one hand suddenly left his body, flew over and grabbed the minion's neck, and shouted: "Who do you say is the big round nose!?"
"I... I didn't!" The pirate was about to cry, he knew that his captain had misheard again!
Because he is very concerned about his round red nose, what Bucky hates the most is when people say his nose. He will get angry when it is mentioned. Over time, he becomes so sensitive. In Bucky Pirates The SH thieves of the regiment all know the taboos of their captains. The last thing they can mention are the keywords "round", "red" and "big", even words with similar meanings. [oM]
However, knowing it is one thing, and being able not to make mistakes is another. This pirate just thinks that Ian's bear ear hat looks cute and cute, so I can't help but want to describe it, but... The bear ears on the hat are round...
For an uneducated pirate, he can't find another adjective to replace the word "round"...
It's terrible to be uneducated, and you will be punished if you are uneducated! Captain Bucky was furious. Even his subordinates dared to speak ill of him. If he didn't teach him a lesson, how could he maintain his prestige as a captain
So Bucky said without looking back: "Get ready for the cannon!"
"Ah? Ah! Yes!" All the minions trembled, but they didn't dare to disobey, and quickly stood at attention to agree.
The clown Bucky is actually quite cruel to people. The cannon execution is a repertoire on his pirate ship, and his minions have seen it many times, so although they are preparing in a panic, their movements are very skillful .
"Forgive...forgive me!" The minion who was strangled by the neck and twisted into the air was almost out of breath, and could only desperately want to break Bucky's hand, maybe it was because he didn't think so much. , he was still holding Ian's hat in his hand.
And Bucky also saw the hat at this time, and was taken aback for a moment.
The next moment, Bucky let go of his hand, and the guy fell down, staring blankly at his captain Bucky, wondering why he let go of his hand suddenly, could it be that he changed his mind
But Bucky ignored him, his hand flew over to pick up Ian's hat, then flew back and stuck to Bucky's body again, Bucky held Ian's bear ear hat, as if thinking something Thinking authentically: "Huh? Strange, where have I seen this hat?"
After finishing speaking, Bucky seemed to think of something, turned around and ran towards the cabin with his hat in his hand, leaving behind a group of minions who were looking at each other, wondering if he should continue the execution.
It stands to reason that Captain Bucky ignored that scumbag, and he should have saved his life. However, before he could rejoice, a man sitting on a wheelbarrow with a black and white square around his neck came over. Kabaji, the chief of staff of the Bucky Pirates, the guy whose hair covered one eye said with a gloomy face: "Hang him up! The execution continues! This is Captain Bucky's will!"
"Yes!" The little ones quickly responded, tied up the unlucky guy with all their might, and hung him over the side of the boat.
Then they moved the cannon, aimed the muzzle at the hapless man, and raised the torch, ready to light the fuse.
As a result, at this moment, a person jumped up from the side of the ship and landed on the deck with a bang.
Everyone stared blankly at the figure that appeared suddenly, and found that he had no clothes on, only a pair of underpants, his whole body was wet, his black hair was tied behind his head, and he was holding a samurai sword in his hand.
That's right, the person who came was Ian. The guy who was hung up was really lucky. The first time Bucky released him, the second time he was about to be bombarded, Ian came on board. , everyone's attention was attracted, causing this guy to regain his life.
Today must be his lucky day...
Ian didn't care about the tearful eyes of the guy who was hung up looking at him gratefully. As soon as he jumped onto the boat, Ian yelled angrily: "Who stole my clothes and things!? Stand up! "
The minions on the boat looked at each other in blank dismay, they realized what was going on, it's not that there was no one on the boat just now, but that there was no one there! Seeing that this person was wet all over, he might have jumped into the sea at that time.
After realizing what was going on, the minions suddenly burst into laughter.
This person is really stupid. It is understandable to feel angry when things are taken away, but he dares to chase after him and ask for it. This is beyond the description of an ordinary idiot! Don't look at how many people are there on your side, how many people are there on our side
"Boy! Did no one teach you about the Pirate Flag?"
"Haha, it's so funny, you dare to jump on the boat without seeing clearly!"
"It looks like a rookie who just went to sea, right?"
Don't look at the minions trembling in front of Bucky, but when facing outsiders, they showed the viciousness that pirates should have, and laughed at Ian with a ferocious expression.
Ian actually saw the people on the boat clearly at this time. At first, he just felt a little baffled. The gang of pirates in front of him didn’t look like pirates at all, but more like a circus. Look at what they are wearing
Hearing the ridicule of the pirates, Ian subconsciously looked towards the sail, and was taken aback when he saw the round red nose pattern.
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