"Xu Ze, are we friends?" Sun Lingfei blinked her big beautiful eyes and looked at Xu Ze and said. WWw.QuanBen-XiaoShuo.COm
Xu Ze looked at Sun Lingfei doubtfully, quickly stuffed two sticks of macaroni into his mouth, and then nodded: "Of course..."
"Then can you do me a small favor?" Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze and continued to smile.
"What are you doing? If you ask me to fight that guy, I won't do it. You also said that I can't fight him." Xu Ze said very smartly.
Sun Lingfei laughed twice, looked at Xu Ze and continued to laugh: "Well... of course I'm not asking you to hit him, it's just a small favor, very simple."
"Okay... As long as it's not too much trouble and you don't ask me to hit someone, you can think about it. You can tell me." Xu Ze felt relieved after hearing that he was not asking him to flatten someone. He nodded and crossed his fingers a few more times. He put a piece of macaroni into his mouth and said to himself: "This spaghetti tastes pretty good."
"Okay... just agree!" Sun Lingfei said to Xu Ze with a face filled with joy, "Please be my boyfriend for once."
"..." Xu Ze was stunned, looked up at Sun Lingfei in shock and said, "What did you just say?"
Xu Ze blinked his eyes to confirm that he heard correctly, and said in a voiceless voice: "Boyfriend?..."
Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze, fearing that he would disagree, and nodded quickly.
"Cough...cough..." Xu Ze gasped in fright. As a result, he almost sucked two sticks of macaroni into his trachea, but it also made him choke and almost make him cry and runny nose. It was miserable.
Looking at Xu Ze who was made pitiful by her own words, Sun Lingfei looked depressed and aggrieved. She took two deep breaths and then suppressed her resentment. What kind of person is this? His boyfriend was made like this, could it be that he himself was so scary? I have thousands of suitors. Just wave on the street and countless people will kneel down and beg my aunt to be my boyfriend...
The aggrieved Miss Sun took two deep breaths and finally suppressed the resentment in her heart. Looking at Xu Ze's pitiful appearance with tears and runny nose, she felt a little distressed. How could Xu Ze be frightened like this...
Quickly and distressedly, he handed over two tissues and sighed helplessly: "Xu Ze, what do you mean? Am I that bad in your eyes?"
"Ahem..." Xu Ze wiped his tears with a tissue, smiled bitterly, and coughed: "Ahem...my...eldest lady, ahem...stop joking...there are a lot of people chasing you, why?" Will you find me?"
"Do you think I'm joking?" Sun Lingfei's eyes widened, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. It turned out that this guy thought this was...
Hearing that the tone didn't sound like a joke, Xu Ze blinked his eyes, his face finally fell, and he said with a sad face: "Don't...hey...don't, sister...can I call you sister? Don't play with me again. If you play like this again, I'm going to be played to death by you..."
"You...you..." Seeing Xu Ze's face full of evasion, Miss Sun became more angry. Thousands of boys in the school wanted to pursue her as a girlfriend, and now she asked for it, but this guy actually pushed her back and forth, avoiding her. An inferior look.
At that moment, a pair of almond-shaped eyes stared at Xu Ze. He was so angry that he slapped the table fiercely and yelled angrily: "Xu Ze, what's the matter? I am your girlfriend and you still feel wronged or something?"
"Uh..." When Miss Sun slapped the table like this, Xu Ze was so frightened that he covered his heart and his heart was pounding. He couldn't help but feel annoyed in his heart. He secretly sighed that he had just made a mistake just now. He should be easy to talk to. Why did he just say it so quickly? The truth came out, now that it was better, it made the little lioness angry.
"No...nothing...I definitely didn't mean it like that, I swear!" Xu Ze hurriedly smiled bitterly to comfort him, and explained: "My eldest lady, please sit down, you sit down first, and let me explain...to you Can you explain it?"
"Hmph... If you don't make it clear today, I'm not done with you." At this moment, Miss Sun seemed to see someone outside looking in this direction, and then she reached out and pulled up the curtain of the booth, groaning angrily. He sat down on the ground and stared at Xu Ze, waiting for him to explain. He looked like if he didn't explain clearly, there would be no end to the day.
"Ahem..." Xu Ze took a sip of water and cleared his throat to make his throat, which was a little burning due to choking, feel a little more comfortable. Then he looked at Sun Lingfei carefully and explained: "Classmate Sun Lingfei..."
"Hmm..." Sun Lingfei stared at Xu Ze and snorted, indicating that she was listening, but the fiery aura in her eyes did not diminish at all, waiting for Xu Ze to continue to explain his reasons.
"Do you know how many admirers you have in Xingda?"
Sun Lingfei frowned and said without thinking: "I don't know, I haven't calculated it."
"Uh..." Xu Ze looked at Sun Lingfei carefully, and there seemed to be no sign of further anger, and then continued: "Now I will give you a rough calculation."
"According to my understanding, there are more than 50,000 students in our Xingda University. Proportionately speaking, there should be 25,000 boys among them. According to some gossips, among these 25,000 boys, excluding some with abnormal sexual orientation, there are Except for a handful of dull men who study hard, it is said that at least 70% of boys are your admirers." At this point, Xu Ze swallowed hard and continued: "In this way, your admiration There are almost 20,000 people in Xingda."
Hearing this number, Sun Lingfei couldn't help but blink her eyes. The number calculated by Xu Ze made her extremely shocked. Of course, she was also a little proud, but the resentment in her eyes was even worse at this time. You also know that there are There are so many people, but they still look like they don’t want to suffer a loss...
Seeing the resentment in Sun Lingfei's eyes, Xu Ze quickly continued: "Let's make a discount on the 20,000 people. Even if 20% of them are your die-hard fans, there are still 4,000 people, right?"
"Hmm..." After hearing this, Sun Lingfei couldn't help but nodded slightly. I'm afraid these four thousand people are not an exaggeration. Her own Taekwondo club receives thousands of membership applications every month, and 99% of them are from boys. Moreover, when I participate in Taekwondo competitions, the entire venue is packed with male classmates from school, and the loud cheers when I go on stage make me blush...
"Then think about it, if word gets out and I become your boyfriend, not to mention anything else, there are four thousand of your die-hard fans... A total of four thousand people are gnashing their teeth at me and planning to stab me at any time. ...There are still 16,000 people who are trying to trick me out of trouble. How can I survive in Xingda University?" Xu Ze's face was filled with sadness, as if he had obeyed, it would be a mountain of swords and a sea of fire. The miserable appearance of Jia body.
Sun Lingfei blinked, as if Xu Ze was getting involved, but the look on her face softened slightly.
Just when Xu Ze thought he had a trick, Miss Sun suddenly comforted her with solemnity: "It's okay, I just won't tell this matter. Anyway, just help me block the slime bug. It will never happen." If there’s any problem…it’s settled now.”
"Uh..." Xu Ze was stunned for a long time, really speechless. His emotional talk and his passionate performance that could win an Oscar were all in vain.
Seeing Xu Ze's weird expression of frustration, Sun Lingfei laughed secretly in her heart: "This guy really thinks that he can be fooled like this. I'm not stupid, can I be perfunctory by your little trick?"
"Hmm...Okay, if that guy comes again tomorrow, I will tell him that I have a boyfriend. If he still keeps pestering you, come out and deal with him." Sun Lingfei looked at Xu Ze and nodded fiercely to confirm, He looked like if Xu Ze still pushed back, don't blame me for being rude.
Seeing Miss Sun's vicious eyes, Xu Ze shrank his neck, knowing that Miss Sun was cruel now. If he dared to say no, it was still doubtful whether he could escape unscathed today; but he He is not willing to be used as a shield. Getting involved with Miss Sun is not a trivial matter. Maybe there is a fire pit in front of him. If he jumps into it with a bang, no one will sympathize with him.
While hesitating, the words taught by Imaging Professor Tang Nianguo suddenly came to mind: "As a boy, when being teased by a girl, especially a beautiful woman, you must have the courage to resist and not be fooled by the enemy's beauty. …”
Thinking of this, Xu Ze plucked up his courage, took a deep breath, looked at the sharp look in Sun Lingfei's beautiful eyes, and mustered up the courage to fight weakly: "Then if he gets red-eyed, how can he hit me?" What to do? You said, I can't beat him."
"It's okay, I'm here, I'll protect you..." Sun Lingfei patted her chest generously, which made Xu Ze's heart tremble.
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