On a midsummer evening in June, the weather was unbelievably hot.
After seeing off the last guests, Su Qiubai planned to go home.
Today must be the most unlucky day he has ever been driving a taxi, and now it is finally coming to an end!
When I got up in the morning and just went out, the tire blew up within a few steps!
After finally repairing the tire, the unlucky little master said that he threw a few screws into it, so he had no choice but to unload it again!
When I was on the road, I often encountered people waving, but they stopped to ask for directions. An old man actually asked him how to get to Tiananmen Square!
Uncle, this is not the city of Beijing, where is Tiananmen Square
After wandering around all afternoon, a fat man weighing more than two hundred catties came up and let the car go forward without saying a word. He almost circled the whole city, and suddenly burst into tears.
This frightened Su Qiubai so much that he had no choice but to report to the police. Later, he realized that he was mentally ill and ran out of the house secretly.
After coming out of the Public Security Bureau, it was almost dark, and nothing happened during the last trip along the way, and the guests were safely pulled to the place.
Turns out I was just about to turn the corner home... BOOM!
Something hit the hood of the car, and it was quite big from the sound.
"Die! I didn't know that throwing things upstairs would kill people! Why am I so unlucky this day!"
While quickly opening the door and getting out of the car, he was already yelling at him.
As a result, I checked it several times back and forth, but nothing happened! Looking up at the top, it is quite far from the residential area.
Could it be that I was unlucky... made me stupid
After murmuring a few words secretly, Su Qiubai got into the car again.
As soon as I sat down, the navigation system next to me suddenly made a sound.
"The distance ahead is 300 meters. Turn left at the intersection of traffic lights and turn 50 meters. Someone needs your help!"
Su Qiubai's eyes froze when he said this!
When did this navigation become so developed? How could he still say such things!
I was very surprised in my heart, but the distance was not far, and there was nothing wrong with going over to see, so I stepped out with the accelerator under my feet.
After turning the traffic lights, the street suddenly became deserted and looked very quiet.
After driving forward for almost fifty meters, there was actually a man standing there!
He is tall, shirtless, and holding a stick in his hand. He is looking around blankly at this moment.
"Dude, where are you going?"
Parked the car, and asked Su Qiubai through the window, he always felt that this person was a bit weird, but these days there are all kinds of people, so it's not surprising.
"This strong man, I don't know where this place is? Where is Jingyanggang?"
The strong man took two steps forward, and his voice was like a bell, which startled Su Qiubai. He was even more confused when he heard these few words.
Strong man? Jingyanggang
No way... I actually encountered another psychopath today!
Thinking of this, Su Qiubai planned to leave, but when he saw the way the big man looked at him, his heart softened again.
Forget it, a neuropathy is a neuropathy, and his family members are probably worried too.
"Get in the car first, and I'll take you home."
After talking to this strong man, Su Qiubai found out that this man can't even open the door.
There was no way, Su Qiubai got out of the car and opened the car door for him. He was going to throw away the stick, but the strong man gave him a look, and he was so scared that he hurriedly stuffed it into the car together.
"Where is your home? What are your parents' names? Do you know the phone number?"
After closing the car door, Su Qiubai turned around and asked.
"Little brother Wu Song, born in Qinghe County, his parents died when he was young, and he was brought up by his elder brother Wu Da. As for the phone... I don't know what it is?"
The brawny man almost took the place of two people. What he said was very clear, but Su Qiubai on the opposite side continued to be confused.
Wu Song? Qinghe County? Wuhan University? Did you say you were going to Jingyanggang
This neuropathy is deeply involved in the play!
When I was young, I also liked to say that I was Wu Song. I told others that my father was Wu Dalang and my mother was Pan Jinlian. They were almost beaten to death by the couple...
He muttered something in his heart, just when Su Qiubai was about to ask again, and send him to the police station if it didn't work, suddenly the navigation in front made a sound.
"Jingyanggang navigation starts, turn left one thousand meters ahead..."
It was the same voice as before, if it wasn't for the emotionless tone that was indeed the same as usual, Su Qiubai would have thought it was someone's prank!
Turning his head and patted the navigator, Su Qiubai thought something was wrong, but there was another sentence in it, "Don't believe it, turn left one thousand meters ahead..."
This time Su Qiubai's jaw almost dropped, he was really bewitched today!
Looking back at the strong man again, he immediately became stronger! "I still don't believe it!"
As he spoke, he kicked the accelerator and flew out.
"Turn right at the intersection of traffic lights ahead and go straight for 500 meters..."
"Keep going straight for 1,000 meters and speed up, pay attention to pedestrians on both sides..."
"Open the shuttle channel, pay attention to the uneven road, please slow down..."
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All the way forward, Su Qiubai's heart beat faster and faster as he walked, and when the car finally stopped, he was already sweating profusely!
With the last bit of sunlight, he saw a big flag on a wooden pole in front of him.
Three bowls are not enough!
"Haha... Thank you, brother, for sending me off, and I can do the rest by myself, little brother Lu!"
Su Qiubai, whose mind was blank, suddenly heard the burly man in the back seat laugh out loud, followed by a bang!
Looking back, the car door was kicked open by this guy!
After getting out of the car, the strong man bowed his hands to Su Qiubai through the window and said loudly, "Brother, this horse is really a good horse in the world. I don't know my name? Please tell me, I will definitely use it if it is useful in the future. Do whatever you want!"
Hearing this, Su Qiubai finally regained his composure, and quickly opened the car door and walked towards the strong man.
"Are you really Wu Song? Wu Dalang's younger brother, Wu Er who beat to death the eye-catching white-fronted tiger with his bare hands on Jingyang Ridge, drunk and beat Jiang's door god, and splashed blood on the mandarin duck building?"
Without daring to blink, Su Qiubai stared at the strong man and asked.
"If you don't want to change your name, you won't change your surname! My younger brother is Wu Song from Qinghe County! But the things you said... I didn't do it."
Wu Er smiled, his eyes were really like the book said, as if they could shoot cold stars.
Hearing his words, Su Qiubai realized that Wu Song hadn't beaten the tiger at this time, and nothing happened after that, so naturally he didn't know.
In his mind, he finally determined that he had not seen a ghost, but actually saw Wu Song, and sent him back to Jingyanggang.
Su Qiubai used one sentence to describe it in his mind, what a god!
Seeing what Wu Song was going to say, Su Qiubai stopped him immediately!
"Don't talk, take a photo first and then talk!"
Hastily sticking his head into the car window and taking out his mobile phone, Su Qiubai hurriedly took a dozen selfies with Wu Song who was bewildered.
As for why so many photos
Are you kidding me, what if I lose it! This is Wu Song! Do you think you can see it in person
"Brother, don't sleep in Jingyanggang after drinking at night. Listen to my brother, there are fucking tigers! Also, your elder brother Wu Dalang is in Yanggu County now... Forget it, you will meet anyway, and And your sister-in-law and that Ximen Qing... Forget it, let's not talk about these, take care all the way!"
Finally, seeing that Wu Song was about to leave, Su Qiubai stopped him suddenly, and then gave him some instructions.
Although Wu Song didn't understand what he was talking about at all, he still nodded, and after a while, he strode into the tavern.
It was too late at this time of day, Su Qiubai realized that he was staying alone in this wilderness, in case a tiger came and would eat him first!
Besides, this is the Song Dynasty... I don't know if I can go back, the dog at home hasn't been fed yet!
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to stay for a second, and hurried back into the car.
"The return-to-home system is activated, and the shuttle channel is opened..."
He felt a blur in front of his eyes, he had already reached the asphalt road, and he saw the traffic light from a long distance away.
This... this is back!
In order to determine whether what happened before was a hallucination, Su Qiubai deliberately parked the car on the side of the road, then took out his mobile phone and looked at the photos several times, and gave himself several big mouths.
Finally, he was sure it was true!
It was hard to describe what kind of mood I was in, so I quickly took out my phone and sent a message to Moments.
"I met Wu Song today and sent him to Jingyang Gang. It's a beautiful day. The sky in the Song Dynasty is blue. The air is so good!"
At the end, he also attached a picture of himself and Wu Song.
She happily put the phone in her pocket, and then Su Qiubai planned to go home.
As a result, after taking two steps, the damn navigation system spoke again.
"The detection is turned on... the driver's license is grade E, and you get ten growth points. Please choose to add items."
After the sound ended, Su Qiubai saw many categories appeared on the screen of the navigator, such as force, wisdom, life, skills... a lot of mess!
Su Qiubai didn't realize it, isn't he an A photo? How can it be an E photo? I have never heard of it!
While thinking in his mind, he had already selected the category of life in his hand, and after looking casually, there was an item of animal language in it!
Purely out of curiosity, he added all five growth points to the beast language.
And then... nothing happened!
Until he parked the car downstairs and got out of the car, everything was very normal.
But just after locking the car, suddenly the conversation between a man and a woman entered Su Qiubai's ears, and it sounded... wheezing.
"Oh... you're going to die, what are you doing! Can't find this?"
"Wait a minute, I'll take a break, I'm too tired..."
Looking around, Su Qiubai found that apart from the two puppies next to him, he couldn't even see a ghost.
"You... slow down! I tell you to slow down!"
When Su Qiubai still didn't react, the woman's voice sounded again.
But this time, he finally saw clearly.
It's a fucking dog talking!
Both dogs stared at Su Qiubai with a dull expression, the picture was very strange.
And the voice of the previous woman rang in his ears again.
"What are you looking at, is this man a pervert? Haven't seen the creation of the next generation! Still watching! Still watching! Eyeballs are about to fall off..."
Mamma Mia, the world must be crazy!