The surroundings are so quiet that you can hear the needle drop on the ground, especially the dull eyes of everyone, it seems to be still at this moment.
Su... Teacher Su
what's the situation? Why do you call him teacher
Probably the most difficult thing to figure out was Wang Zhongfa, staring at Su Qiubai, his mind was a little bit stuck because of that sentence.
impossible! Su Qiubai, that poor kid who made troubles all day long in school, has now become a teacher at Beidu University
His eyes widened, he looked at Su Qiubai.
Even the old driver himself was a little confused at the moment.
What a mess! How did you manage to become a teacher
No one told him that he came to Beidu University to be a teacher!
His eyes widened, he looked at Wen Xiaoshu opposite him.
Su Xiaoxiao next to him gave him a help in a daze.
"Brother, are you a teacher?"
Su Xiaoxiao's voice was not loud, but it was obvious...even she didn't quite believe it.
"seems like it… "
Blinking his eyes, Su Qiubai looked embarrassed, but he answered with a dry cough.
Wen Xiaoshu's expression was very serious, and there was no sign that he was joking.
Principal Fan just said clearly on the phone that Su Qiubai was specially hired by the school leaders to be a teacher at Beidu University!
"It's definitely a mistake! He is a taxi driver! How could he come to Beidu University to be a teacher!"
Finally, Wang Zhongfa, who came to his senses, shouted in disbelief.
As soon as he made a sound, the people next to him also whispered.
Although no one stood up to question him, everyone felt that Wen Xiaoshu deliberately gave Su Qiubai a step down, or a person who obviously didn't even know whether he was a student or a teacher would become a student of Peking University for no reason. teacher
Sensing everyone's suspicion, Wen Xiaoshu turned to look at everyone.
"I can assure everyone that the phone call just now was made by President Fan himself. He told me that Mr. Su is a special talent of Beidu University!"
After she said this, everyone was a little surprised.
After looking at Su Qiubai for a while, I really can't see that he has the appearance of a specially hired talent.
"Special talent? What can he teach?"
Wang Zhongfa didn't give up yet, the fire in his chest was really suffocated, staring at Su Qiubai like a mad dog.
After giving him a blank look, Su Qiubai really didn't want to talk to this guy.
However, Wen Xiaoshu said directly, "After Mr. Su enters the school, he will be in charge of the ideological and moral courses!"
Speaking of this, Wen Xiaoshu took a look at Su Qiubai, probably also wanting to know what kind of achievements and level this guy in front of him has in terms of ideology and morality, so that he would be specially hired by the school.
The old driver was even more embarrassed. Originally, he was racking his brains thinking about what he could teach the students.
Then... the four words of ideology and morality defeated him!
Who the hell came up with the idea
It is estimated that he can't even explain the concept of ideology and morality.
The onlookers were obviously convinced a lot, and of course Wang Zhongfa and his daughter were not among them.
Seeing that they were going to talk again, Su Qiubai suddenly felt a little annoying.
Then, with a sudden inspiration, I suddenly remembered that there were still a few Nie Xiaoqian's bad luck charms left before that were useless!
Without the slightest hesitation, Su Qiubai immediately chose to bind everything to Wang Zhongfa!
"If you continue to make trouble, I will immediately notify the security guard!"
Ever since she knew that Su Qiubai was the new teacher at the school, Wen Xiaoshu regarded him as one of her own.
Now the father and daughter are obviously causing trouble for Su Qiubai, so of course she has to side with Su Qiubai.
"He... poof..."
Wang Zhongfa, who was originally full of unwillingness, was about to speak again, but he only had time to say one word, and the rest was replaced by a strange voice.
Because there was too much commotion before, the surroundings were already full of people at this moment.
In addition, everyone wanted to know what else Wang Zhongfa was going to say, so they all listened carefully.
Then... The atmosphere became inexplicably awkward.
What's more, everyone looked at Wang Zhongfa with weird eyes.
The most embarrassing one was of course Wang Zhongfa. At this moment, he felt even more ashamed than when his daughter's fake notice was penetrated.
Such a big person can't even hold a fart.
Wen Xiaoshu frowned, and stepped back unconsciously.
Wang Zhongfa blushed, looked around, wanted to explain something, and then opened his mouth.
"The steamed stuffed buns for lunch, poof... stuffed with chives..."
This time the sound was louder than before, causing his leek stuffing to seem like no one heard him, and he was all immersed in this thunderous fart.
But this time, everyone understood what was more terrifying than a loud fart.
That is, even if the fart is loud, it stinks to death!
When the smell began to permeate, someone finally stepped back holding his nose.
Even Wang Lexue looked at her father with disgust at the moment, hesitated for a long time and finally covered her nose as well.
"Everyone... Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff..."
Wang Zhongfa, who was standing there in a hurry to speak, completely lost his pen at this moment.
He seemed to be able to see heaven with his eyes closed.
There is no way, this series of farts like firecrackers has already broken his understanding of the world, and the strong reaction seems to send him away from this land.
In the back, Wang Zhongfa even forgot about the shame, just stood there blankly, he couldn't hear anything in his ears, only the continuous sound of farts!
The people who had gathered in a big circle before had dispersed far away.
Su Qiubai, Wen Xiaoshu and the others also stood quite far away, the only ones that remained in place were the tables, and even Wang Lexue stood in the crowd, looking at her father with her mouth wide open.
"Is he... really farting?"
"Hold the grass... This is the most farting person I have ever seen since I was a child!"
"What the hell is he going to put in it? Everyone, don't smoke, or it might explode..."
…
Messy discussions sounded from all around, and many people had already taken out their mobile phones and directed at Wang Zhongfa from a distance.
This video also quickly spread throughout the Internet.
In the end, Wang Zhongfa was sent to the hospital after passing out on the spot.
There was no way not to pass out, and where he was later... probably no oxygen, only farts!
Finally, the farce at the school gate was finally over.
The old driver himself was a little frightened, or rather stinky!
If he knew that a few bad luck charms could solve this annoying guy like a fly, he would have used it long ago, why is it so troublesome to use it!
But now... I can finally report with peace of mind!
Because Su Xiaoxiao and Xue Jin'er are freshmen reporting, of course they are not the same as Su Qiubai.
Therefore, at the reception, the old driver separated from Su Xiaoxiao and the others directly, the guest was also with Su Xiaoxiao and the others, and Su Qiubai was taken by Wen Xiaoshu himself to arrange the admission procedures.
The two walked and chatted along the way, and Wen Xiaoshu told Su Qiubai a lot about Beidu University.
From the campus landscape, to human history, and finally even some interesting things.
Su Qiubai listened with gusto, and he seemed to have always had the vision of Beidu University since he was a child.
Who would have thought that after so many years, this dream could be realized today and become a member of Beidu University, and as a teacher!
And through this chat, Su Qiubai found that this Teacher Wen was not as cold as she appeared on the surface, but a very gentle woman.
Seeing that the two of them were about to reach the door of the office, Wen Xiaoshu's phone rang suddenly.
Stopping and looking at the number above, Wen Xiaoshu's expression suddenly changed.
"I'm sorry, Teacher Su, I'll answer the phone."
After apologizing to Su Qiubai, Wen Xiaoshu walked a few steps to the side, and then connected the phone.
Su Qiubai waited patiently while looking left and right.
Suddenly looking back, I found that Wen Xiaoshu looked a little anxious, and then seemed to be a little excited for some reason, so he said the same sentence several times to the other end of the phone.
Seeing this scene, Su Qiubai suddenly became curious.
It's just such a small distance, as long as he wants to, he can hear clearly.
But when he heard it clearly, he was taken aback, and the way he looked at Wen Xiaoshu was different from before...