Chu Yuntian's eyes lit up. He laughed wildly like he did in the special training camp just now. Would they come to cause trouble for him too
So Chu Yuntian burst into laughter, but after laughing for a long time, the tank soldiers did not react. No, they did react, but they just looked at him like an idiot.
Facts have proven that the method of inciting hatred does not work everywhere.
Immediately, another idea came to his mind. After hesitating for a moment, he put his hands behind his back and walked towards the tank soldiers not far ahead.
"You...you...what are you doing? Get up right now."
The tank soldiers were startled, and each of them looked unhappy. They asked, "Who are you? Can't you see we are basking in the sun?"
"Sunbathing, it's such nice weather and you're not training, but you're still here basking in the sun, who gave you the courage?"
The tank soldier looked at Chu Yuntian strangely and said, "Training, what does it have to do with you whether we train or not?"
"Go wherever it's cooler and don't disturb us from basking in the sun."
"You can tell at first glance that he is a person who has nothing better to do."
I was despised again!
Chu Yuntian was not angry either. He walked up to a soldier and kicked him on the butt. He said, "You little bastards, didn't you hear what I said? Train yourself right now."
"Who the hell are you?" The soldier stood up from the ground with an unhappy look after being kicked on the butt. The others didn't want to be as lazy as before. They all sat up and jumped off the tank.
"Who am I? I came here to check if you guys are slacking off. But I saw you little bastards all basking in the sun here. Who gave you the courage?"
"How do you want us to train with this big guy when we can't drive it?" a tank soldier rolled his eyes.
Although they are from the tank battalion and deal with tanks every day, it does not mean that they can drive the tanks for fun.
Each tank weighs dozens of tons and consumes a lot of fuel. Apart from daily training, tanks cannot be driven at ordinary times. However, tanks must be maintained every day.
Chu Yuntian knew nothing about these things, so how could he know that tanks couldn't be driven? He was just a fake, and if he was exposed, he would definitely be in trouble.
His eyes rolled and he immediately had an idea. He said, "If we can't drive this big thing, we can't train? Who told you that you can't do theoretical training? Can't you do simulation training? You just slack off every day and have a lot of excuses. If everyone is like you, who will protect the country?"
"you!"
Chu Yuntian pointed at the soldier who had just kicked his ass and said, "You tell me how to start the tank. I want every step to be specific."
"Move the tanks..."
The soldier began to orally explain how to start the tank. Seeing that these people were fooled by him, Chu Yuntian was ecstatic, but still had a stern face.
After listening to the whole thing, he nodded and said to the others, "Did you all hear his answer just now? Was there anything wrong with it?"
The others shook their heads.
"Very good, from now on you will do this, test each other. You two follow me into the tank, and I will teach you how to conduct a simulated field simulation exercise."
The soldier opened the door of the tank and entered.
Chu Yuntian was glad to have these soldiers, otherwise he wouldn’t even know how to open the tank door.
When he entered the tank, he saw all kinds of buttons. Tanks are not cars. They are huge vehicles weighing tens of tons, and they are giants on the battlefield. Naturally, they are not as easy to operate as cars.
Chu Yuntian pretended to be an examiner and asked about the functions of the buttons. After silently memorizing them in his mind, he said, "Okay, now we will do a simulation exercise. The so-called simulation exercise does not mean that we have to start the tank, but that we imagine starting the tank. What should we do now to start the tank?"
"The tank started, and after a flat road, it encountered a steep slope. What should I do?"
The soldier imagined himself driving a tank and how to operate it when encountering a steep slope. Chu Yuntian looked at the tank in front of him and thought to himself, if I can start the tank, does that mean I have learned how to drive a tank
It should be ok to start it up, right
After starting it, I shut it down immediately.
Convincing himself in his heart, Chu Yuntian gritted his teeth and started the tank. But after waiting for a long time, the system prompt sound did not sound.
Isn't it enough to just start the tank, but also to drive it a certain distance
“Done!”
Chu Yuntian gritted his teeth and followed the steps the soldier had just given him, and the tank started moving. After driving fifty meters, the system's prompt finally sounded.
"Congratulations to the host, you have learned the tank driving technique and received 500 gold coins."
Chu Yuntian's eyes changed, and he entered the system space again. A tank trainer appeared in front of him and said, "Next, I will teach you the basic operation of the tank!"
In the system, Chu Yuntian began to learn how to drive a tank.
In addition to learning to drive various types of tanks, Chu Yuntian must also learn how to repair various types of tanks and the advantages and disadvantages of various tank performances.
After staying in the system for an unknown amount of time, Chu Yuntian finally learned all of this.
No matter how long it takes in the system, it only takes one second in reality. Seeing him start the tank, the soldier's face changed and he said, "You... you actually started the tank. Do you know that if the platoon leader finds out, we will be punished."
"What are you afraid of? You won't be punished as long as I'm here."
"Who told you to drive the tank? Stop the tank now!" A man with the rank of second lieutenant shouted outside the tank.
He had just returned from dinner and had not yet reached the tank camp when he felt the ground shaking. As an experienced tank soldier, he knew exactly why the ground was shaking.
This kind of vibration is caused by someone driving a tank.
Those little bastards were so outrageous that they actually dared to drive a tank behind my back.
"Come down, all of you, come down!"
When the tank stopped, Chu Yuntian, the big soldier and the others got off the tank in fear. The platoon leader looked extremely gloomy and said, "Who told you to drive the tank? I have repeatedly warned you not to drive the tank unless it is during training. Did you ignore my words?"
“No…No!”
"No? If I wasn't here, you guys would have driven the tanks into the air, and you're still telling me no. Tell me honestly whose idea it was. If you don't, you'll all be in trouble today."
"mine!"
Chu Yuntian was the one who caused the trouble, and he didn't want others to take the blame for him, so he took the initiative to step forward and admit it.
The platoon leader looked him up and down and asked, "Who the hell are you? Where did you come from?"
"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that I drive a tank."
"Wow, you have quite a personality. Do you know what you have done?" The platoon leader was so angry that he laughed.
"Isn't it just driving a tank? Is there any need to make such a fuss? In my opinion, I am not wrong to drive a tank, and you should thank me."
"I thank you? I'd rather shoot you."
The platoon leader was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. This guy who came out of nowhere drove a tank and not only refused to admit his mistake, but also acted so arrogantly.
He really wanted to ask, where do you get the courage to be so awesome? Where do you get the confidence to ask me to thank you
"Well, when I was driving the tank just now, I found a few problems with it, and I wanted to tell you about them. Now you want to shoot me, so I won't say anything."
"What? You said there's something wrong with the tank?"
The platoon leader looked as if he had heard it wrong and said, "Keep making it up! Do you think you can escape punishment by making up a bunch of lies? No way!"
"What if what I'm about to say is true?"
"Really? If what you say is true, you get to drive the tank here!"
"It's a deal!"
"There are three problems with this tank. The first one is that the left sensor is a little loose. If this continues, the sensor line will break and the entire circuit may burn out. The second problem..."
Chu Yuntian asked three questions in one breath and said, "I have finished my questions. If you don't believe me, you can send someone to check it, or you can check it yourself."
"Well, of course I will check it. If there is nothing wrong with my tank, I'll see how you explain it to me."
Five minutes later, the platoon leader came back with a look of astonishment. He had just checked and found that all the questions Chu Yuntian asked were correct.
"You really just drove the tank and found the problem with it?"
"certainly."
"Then can you find any problems when you drive these tanks?"
"No, I'm driving a tank without permission, but it's a mistake, I'll be shot."
"Shoot Mao, I allow you to drive, you can drive the tank so high that it will fly without any problem. Of course you have to tell me how you discovered those problems."
"Follow me on the tank!"
After finally learning how to drive a tank, Chu Yuntian also wanted to try his hand at it. Since he had learned something from others, giving them something back could be considered a way of returning the favor.
Immediately, Chu Yuntian drove one tank after another at full speed.
Next to them, a group of rookies opened their mouths wide. They had never seen a tank driven like a car. They even tried to drift. Damn, are you sure you are driving a tank
After getting off the tank, Chu Yuntian patted the platoon leader on the shoulder and said, "Did you remember what I just said about how to find mistakes when driving a tank? If not, practice more. I'm going to the toilet."
The platoon leader nodded like a primary school student, and then began to think about what Chu Yuntian had taught him. In order to verify whether he had learned it, he got on the tank and drove it himself.
"Hahaha, I found the problem with the tank. I really found it."
After getting off the tank, the platoon leader was so excited that he was like a chicken with blood injected. Just when he was about to ask Chu Yuntian a few questions, Chu Yuntian had already run away to who knows where.
Little did he know that Chu Yuntian, who had tasted the sweetness, had already begun his deception in the military camp. (To be continued)