Xia Yu came to Mu Yingshi and pulled her up, and asked, "He still'harassed' you? It seems that I need to communicate with his wife and children."
Mu Yingshi shook her head and said, "Forget it, a colleague, there is no need to do so."
Lu Fei "interrupted" and said: "Teacher Mu, you are too kind to be easily bullied."
Mu Yingshi laughed and said: "You ghost spirit, if I want to have your clever mouth, naturally I won't suffer."
Lu Fei was praised by Mu Yingshi, and smiled triumphantly. Xia Yu threw a thump on her head and cried out, "What are you doing, it hurts." []Super Teacher 138
Xia Yu said: "It's really stupid, Teacher Mu said you are naughty, but I can't tell you this, and I am proud of it."
Mu Yingshi smiled and said: "Why, I really envy Xiaofei, don't "chaos" provoke our feelings."
Lu Fei hit the snake with the stick, immediately abandoned Xia Yu, walked to Mu Yingshi and hugged her arm affectionately, and made a big grimace at Xia Yu, making Xia Yu dumbfounded.
The three of them went to the teaching staff cafeteria and knew that Lu Fei hadn't eaten either, so naturally they asked her for a portion.
Lu Fei was eating, and seeing Hong Qiao also coming to eat in the distance, she couldn't help snorting coldly and cursing abnormally.
Xia Yu frowned and said, "What are you talking about? I curse at every turn."
Lu Fei said: "Teacher Hong is a pervert. He often assaults female students under various names. I heard that he also likes to collect pictures of girls' underwear!"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Are you nothing but this trick?" He naturally thought of the previous frame of him.
"I'm serious, he often uses all kinds of opportunities to wipe oil, such as'touching' and'touching' his hands. Although they are not to the point of'sexual' or'harassment', they are also very annoying, you What is it that this kind of teacher is not abnormal?"
Mu Yingshi said: "Isn't it? I don't usually see it." Mu Yingshi has always disliked Hong Qiao, so she believed it when Lu Fei said it.
Lu Fei said, "Teacher Xia, let me tell you that this test, Mr. Hong, is clearly aimed at you. The scope of the questions is what you teach. It has been emphasized several times that if the test is not good, you will not be able to teach."
Xia Yu said indifferently: "It's normal to teach poorly. If there is any proof, I am not a math teacher."
"Why are you so spineless, you have been bullied to the top and you still don't fight back! It's useless." Lu Fei said contemptuously.
Xia Yu laughed and said: "When you grow up and become a super beautiful woman, you can tell me like this. I guess it's possible that this beauty will be more aggressive. Now I won't come to this set."
Lu Fei was embarrassed by the debunked thoughts and said: "Who is irritating you, we are going to deal with him, no matter where we need you!"
Xia Yu shook his head and said in a hateful tone: "Your method? The fart pad is still framed? Can you find a better way to come out?"
Lu Fei flushed with anger, crossed Xiaoman's waist and bulged her cheeks and said, "Now I don't know how many teachers are afraid of us, you dare to say that we are useless!?"
"Am I afraid of you? Is Teacher Hong afraid? He hasn't come back to class yet."
Mu Yingshi listened to Xia Yu's quarrel with Lu Fei like a child, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckled. As you can imagine, he must be very interesting now, but unfortunately she couldn't see it... Although Lu Fei was angry with him , But in fact, children who can blush with you are actually much closer than those who politely shout for a good relationship with the teacher. This just shows that they are your own people, so she admires Xia Yu very much, whether it is in high school, Still facing some naughty children now, he is equally comfortable and full of self-confidence. []Super Teacher 138
"You wait and see, I'll let Teacher Hong get out sooner or later!" Lu Fei gritted her teeth.
Xia Yu suddenly hooked her neck with her arm and pulled her small head over, and whispered: "Come on, just your methods, I will teach you a trick, and I will definitely prevent him from coming to our class again."
Lu Fei was "confused" and said, "Really?"
"One hundred percent, if you can't figure it out, you are the only one who asks."
Almost all of Lu Fei's face was attached to Xia Yu's face. Xia Yu was chatting as if holding an old friend, but it looked very strange in the eyes of other teachers, and many people cast strange gazes.
"What do you have?" Lu Fei asked. She didn't believe Xia Yu was willing to help her in vain.
Xia Yu smiled and said: "If you count your acquaintance, the conditions are very simple. They have to rectify the teacher in the future. You are not allowed to make any ideas, that's it."
Lu Fei was stunned for a moment: "If you don't help them fix it, you won't be over, including other teachers?"
Xia Yu cuts: "Can you fix me? Don't say that your stupid methods are useless to me. Even if they are useful, I can call your mother and I can't get everything done."
"..." Lu Fei bit her lip. Although she didn't want to admit it, it was indeed a fact. In the end, she nodded her head and said, "Okay, I promise you, see what you can do!"
"Listen well, first catch a big toad. You should know what it is? Then put two large grains of coarse salt in its mouth, which is sea salt. Find a way by yourself, and then plug your mouth with something. It falls out, for example, wrapped with rope or wire. After finishing these preparations, you should find a way to ask Teacher Hong to come to the classroom at night, and talk about making up lessons. Anyway, you think it will be fun as long as he does come. If the toad’s mouth is stuffed with salt, its cry will become like an old man’s cough, and it’s very much like the cough of an old guy who is dying old. If you hang that toad on the classroom door The hidden place outside the aisle, what effect would you say? Every time he heard an old man coughing, when he went out to check, he found no one... Hehehehe..."
When Lu Fei listened, she felt terrified. It took a long time before she could speak, and she looked at Xia Yu with a strange look: "Teacher Xia, compared to you, I'm as good as a little sheep, you When I was young, I must have been the teacher's most troublesome terrorist!"
Xia Yu let go of her and said with a smile: "Thanks to the awards, please help me keep this secret, but even if you say it was my idea, I won't admit it."
Lu Fei thought about what Xia Yu said just now, and he smiled, and went away like a gust of wind.
Naturally, Xia Yu was not worried that she could not find a toad. There were so many naughty boys in the class, and any one of them could be obtained.
Mu Yingshi wondered: "What did you say to Xiaofei?"
Xia Yu smiled and whispered: "Teached her an invincible way to be a teacher."
Mu Yingshi was surprised: "Aren't you shooting yourself in the foot?"
"How come, can I still play the trick I thought of myself?"
Mu Yingshi shook her head and smiled lightly.
In the afternoon, there was a writing class given by a Chinese teacher, and naturally it was Xia Yu. He never does business in this type of class, and today he arranged a game competition.
All students are divided into several groups, and then perform idiom solitaire. One group starts with one idiom. You can specify the following group connection. For example, if you say that wind and water rise, then the next group of idioms must have this word, and homophony is also OK. . Xia Yu prepared the slides and connected to the computer for direct inquiry when there was a dispute. []Super Teacher 138
The losing team doesn’t need to deduct any credits, and sticks an ugly pig head directly on the forehead. After all the members of a team are posted, the whole army is wiped out. The final championship team prize is very interesting, and it is actually possible to be late. Two half-day absenteeisms do not need to be included in attendance. This is more tempting for students than money.
The competition was fierce, and the most interesting thing was that there were a lot of words that were made up of various kinds, which made Xia Yu laugh almost from start to finish. In the end, the trio of Lu Fei Leka and Ouyang Tiantian won the championship.
Seeing Xia Yu's smile, Leka couldn't help but said, "Teacher Xia, are you good at idioms?"
Xia Yu said: "Nonsense, when I was in elementary school, I was called an idiom humanoid dictionary by my classmates. You say it is not good."
The whole class was speechless for a while, it is necessary to blow it like this... Ouyang Tiantian said: "I am not convinced, our team will challenge you."
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Since I'm not convinced, why don't you dare to challenge me alone?"
Ouyang Tiantian said: "We are so small, you are an adult, for fairness, you naturally have to let it go."
"Yes, if you want to let it be thorough, let all of you come together. Just like the rules just now, as long as you can win, all the points deducted before this semester will be made up for all of you. There is no deduction at the end of the term. Full marks will never be deducted in the future."
"Oh~~~" everyone booed for a while, this is the supreme prize.
"Done!" Everyone is gearing up, their eyes glowing green.
Xia Yu said indifferently: "Then let's start, and I will give you one more special treatment. Originally, I would lose if I couldn't think of it in ten seconds. I will give you twenty seconds. The old rule. Turn off the phone and put your hand on the table."
Lu Fei didn't make a booze at this time. She is now standing from a different angle and has a completely different attitude towards problems. She is more concerned about what kind of person Xia Yu is and why she can attract her admiration to her mother so much. , So she is not vying for victory, but observing.
She found that Xia Yu's work is indeed completely different from other teachers. Take the writing class as an example. He has never taught anything that the teacher is required to say in the writing textbook. Basically, the mountain is playing games and telling similar stories. When things got over, at first many people thought that he would not be able to teach him to "chaos", but then everyone found that many parts of the composition he wrote were suddenly connected. The logical sequence that he didn't understand before, and the structure of the preceding and following are all connected. It is logical to use it, and a lot of novel vocabulary and sentences can be used. It looks very fashionable, and it is no longer as rigid as a template.
At this time she heard Xia Yu said: "Let you have some more, you all start to say, I will continue."
Leka preemptively said: "Do everything possible." He has worked hard for the idiom, and many adults are not his opponents.
Xia Yu didn't even think about it: "Jibu Yinuo."
Leka said: "This is also an idiom? What is it?"
Xia Yu typed out the word in his notebook, and the meaning of the idiom was displayed on the Internet. Xia Yu smiled and said, "There are still twelve seconds."
Leka gritted his teeth, promise, promise... He looked around, no one responded, and he was defeated at the first move.
Ouyang Tiantian came first this time, and she came up with something that she thought was already difficult. When she said it, no one could answer: "Six connections and four allocations."
Xia Yu smiled, "Fart rolls "urine"."
Lu Fei said: "Long and forgotten!"
The students applauded in a sudden.
Not knowing that the voice had fallen, Xia Yu continued, "Go back to the original."
"Woo..." Leka gritted his teeth a little. Ma happily said, "Does the "revealing of true feelings" count?"
Xia Yu said directly: "You can only promote yourself by'showing'."
"..."
Lost again.
Leka said angrily: "How can you talk about this kind of things that you haven't heard before, you have the ability to answer it yourself."
Xia Yu looked at Leka with a hateful expression, and said casually: "I am hungry and drowning, I am drowning, I do not want, and the words of light are all three, and there are homophonic squeezing and squeezing. , All together, blow."
Hearing Xia Yu's words like this, everyone was desperate. It was a duel between a doctoral student and a baby.
Only Leka was beaten to death and refused to accept it, and continued to come many times, and the result was naturally a defeat without any suspense.
Leka was defeated and did not show a smile for three days. This battle was also cited as a classic battle in the elementary school. It is said to be singing...
Lu Fei discovered another thing. Xia Yu has no idea that adults and children should look at each other separately. This is especially reflected in playing games or various competitions with them. If he participates, he will never release water, whether it is playing idiom solitaire. This kind of puzzle kind is still the kind of sports neurosports kind, he goes all out, and even triumphant after winning a big victory, often there are people like Leka who are half angry and desperate. Want to win back.
Although everyone was humiliated in the end, there is one thing that you may not have noticed. Although you can't win Xia Yu, but playing the same type of game or competition with other classmates, the winning side is much larger than before, and it makes another class. Those people thought that the people in their class went to eat Dali pills.
The next morning, after finishing the "fuck" between classes, Ke Ran had just returned to the class when he heard a loud voice coming in and shouting: "There is another news from Teacher Xia, this time it is even more exciting."
After Xia Yu and Tang Zhuohui left one after another, no one in the class concealed their memory of Xia Yu anymore. They were all very concerned about all the news about Xia Yu. Whenever there was a turmoil, someone would report it. As soon as he shouted out at this time, everyone came close to listen to him, even Ke Ran pricked his ears.
Another girl said: "I know, is it because Teacher Xia is talking about children? I heard that he played idiom solitaire. One person played with more than 40 people in the work, and played them speechlessly. The troublemaker called Kaka was so angry that he almost fainted haha..."
The first student said: "Although this is considered one, it is not too hot. After all, it is a group of little kids. Where can I be the opponent of Teacher Xia when playing with this kind of thing? I'm talking about another thing, you already know it. In the past, Teacher Xia was the leader alone, and he suffered from the lack of teaching of many teachers. He also knew that the math teacher Hong Qiao wanted to embarrass him and took his own humiliation, but he absolutely did not know that Teacher Hong was caught today. Teacher Xia went to the hospital!"
"What? To the hospital? Is that serious?"
"I don’t understand? Actually, Hong Qiao was invited to the classroom by the girls in the class to make up lessons. Then it is said that there was a very terrifying spiritual incident. Qiao rushed out and didn’t see anyone. Later, he called for a security guard. The security guard said that no one had ever been to the elementary school teaching building. The most frightening thing was that he didn’t believe in evil and stood outside the classroom. As a result, the cough sounded like he was right behind or beside him, but no matter how he turned to check, there was no one beside him. He almost fainted on the spot. It is said that he was mad at the time and shouted and cursed. The one who ran away kept chanting Nanmu Amitabha and so on, laughing to death..."
Everyone did not laugh, and some people had a little "hairy". Some people asked, "This... what does this have to do with Teacher Xia?"
"Didn't I just say that Hong Qiao wanted to deal with Teacher Xia before? Where is Teacher Xia who is willing to suffer? Since you are shameless, I will show you good looks."
"Is this proof that Teacher Xia did it?"
"Oh, have you listened to me... According to the information provided by the informant at my elementary school, the students did this thing at all. Or you think, why did you suddenly ask Hong Qiao to go to the classroom to make up lessons at night? It has long been rumored that Hong Qiao is an old "pervert" who likes to eat little Lolita's tofu. It's strange that Teacher Xia doesn't want to kill this kind of person. Closer to home, the news from Teacher Xia's class said that this is actually fundamental. It was a prank event they planned. The coughing was artificially made by them, and the planner was Teacher Xia. Although, although there is no evidence, these are also the guesses of many teachers of Teacher Xia, but many people support it. This point of view, think about it, those little kids are just getting fucking pads or something. How can they come up with this kind of superb prank method? Besides, such a perverted method, besides Teacher Xia, who else can do it? Come out? According to our past experience, the bad things done by Teacher Xia are often unproven. Even if the school suspects, he will not admit it, and no one can use him. In summary, we all believe that this is absolutely It's from Teacher Xia's handwriting!"
Everyone didn’t believe it very much at first, but when they heard this method was abnormal, most of the people believed it, and some nodded, “It makes sense and it makes sense. Then only Teacher Xia can think of a perverted method. NS… "
"How is Teacher Xia now?" Ke Ran asked. She is most concerned about the safety of Teacher Xia.
"What is going on, of course it is safe and sound. Even if it is known to him, there is no evidence. Moreover, this is everyone's guess, which is totally unfounded. In addition, Teacher Xia will pretend to be pitiful, and no one will take him."
Everyone laughed.
After the laugh, they couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. They were about to take the college entrance examination soon. After the exams, they went their separate ways, and they might no longer be able to pay attention to Teacher Xia like this.
It would be great if Teacher Xia could teach them this semester. At least, there are more real memories now. At that time, I just remember that everyone was always creating problems for him, and they could not really do something for him. He has done too much for them...