In fact, Xia Yu knows that the retreat plan is to increase the effect of tension, because there will be no administrators going to such a remote place here, and the foreigners who book the market are only dozens of people, and few can get here. Very few, even if they saw it and then went back to complain and someone came over again, they would eat up a few trees all the time.
So Xia Yu was dangling around leisurely, eating the ripe bayberry while watching the enthusiastic classmates. What he needs is to be optimistic about them, don't let them run away and lose them, all other things are minor problems.
As Xia Yu expected, no one disturbed them during the whole process, but the classmates were pretty, even if they laughed, they were all low-pitched voices.
He Qing took a very attractive red bayberry and said, "I heard that there are some very small bugs in the bayberry. If we eat it without washing it, won't it be a problem?"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Those little worms happened to be used to stuff teeth. What are you afraid of? They are not parasites. If there are worms, it means that there is no agricultural "medicine". It’s too big."[]Super Teacher 245
He Qing hurriedly took Guo behind her, wrinkled her nose and made a grimace and said, "I won't give it to you, I want to take it back as a souvenir."
"Oh? Who picked it for you?"
Chen Yijun on the tree over there waved and said, "It's me, I picked it up."
A few girls said: "Chen Yijun, we also want that kind of oversized ones. Help us pick some too."
Chen Yijun smiled and said, "That won't work. I have to give the biggest one to He Qing, and the smaller one can give you."
The girls snorted, "Sneakers, who is rare..." Then they turned around and smiled and went to ask the other boys to help.
Xia Yu looked at He Qing with a hehe smile, He Qing blushed, and said angrily to Chen Yijun: "What are you talking about, me, why do you want to just give it to me, I, I don't want it..." Take out the fruit and throw it back to Chen Yijun.
"Eh eh~" Xia Yu said, "Don't give it to me, what a fruit."
He Qing really gave it to Xia Yu.
Although Chen Yijun was sad, he didn't dare to say no to Teacher Xia, but there was no smiling face.
Xia Yu tweeted repeatedly, holding the fruit in his palm and looking at it, and said regretfully: "It's a pity, this kind of fruit king can't be met, and I can get it when I sit here in a daze."
He Qing turned around and didn't look at it, feeling a little bit reluctant in her heart. The fruit was too tempting. Besides, it was specially picked for her by Chen Yijun. The significance was not trivial, but...
Xia Yu continued: "By the way, I heard that elementary school students are first involved in love. In many cases, the more they like them, the more they have to behave indifferently. Sometimes they even deliberately alienate the people they like for fear of being laughed at by their classmates. I don’t know you, classmate He Qing. Is it this kind of thing?"
"I, I'm not, nonsense." He Qing whirlwind turned around and watched Xia Yu distinguish it in a hurry.
Xia Yu smiled and said: "That's weird. Chen Yijun is just giving you a fruit. Other girls are envious and say a few words, what are you so sensitive for?"
"I, how can I be sensitive"
"Do you dare to say you haven't?" Xia Yu looked at her with a smile "Yin" "Yin", "Whatever you want, your mouth is stiff, this kind of baby's fist-sized Yangmei fruit king, hehe, I don't think I will be able to touch it again in the future. When it’s there, I’ll only have this one for the rest of my life. It’s a pity that someone would not want it. I think, I’ll eat it now, or save it and eat it again, ah, by the way, I’ll take a picture first, and then take a few more mouthfuls. Eat it..." As he said, he really took out his phone and took a picture, and then he held the fruit king and brought it to his mouth, growing his mouth big, and slowly, slowly leaning his teeth toward him, but one side was slanted. Looking at He Qing with his eyes open.
He Qing's little hand kept holding on to the corners of her clothes, twisting and twisting, just when Xia Yu was about to take a bite, she stomped her feet hard, ran over and said with a mouth: "No, Teacher Xia, this is Chen Yijun for me. Yes, give it back to me."
Xia Yu smiled and said: "I want to return now, but it's not that easy. Go and let Chen Yijun pick ten Yangmeis of the same size and replace them with me." []Super Teacher 245
Chen Yijun has been listening to their conversation in the tree, and seeing that He Qing is willing to ask for it, Zao Le blooms, and hurriedly said: "I'll go, I'll go, wait."
"Stop" Xia Yu shouted, "She hasn't told you yet, go and fuck." Then he said to He Qing, "Go, I beg you Yijun to pick ten big fruits for you, and then you will exchange them with me. "
He Qing had no choice but to turn around, and raised her head to Chen Yijun and said, "Hurry up and help me pick ten, bigger ones."
Chen Yijun said hurriedly: "Okay, I'll go right away." Then he climbed to a higher place like a monkey.
To be honest, there is really no one that is about the same size, but there are actually quite a few bigger ones. Chen Yijun showed the ten fruits to He Qing in a panic. He Qing looked at the fruits and couldn’t compare with hers. I also gave it to Xia Yu with some anxiety, but Xia Yu didn't even look at it. After taking it, he threw the fruit king back to He Qing.
As soon as He Qing took the fruit, she immediately took a bite with Xia Yu's hand, and then chuckled and ran away. Xia Yu was annoyed: "Dead girl, I had known that I just killed the king of fruit just now, so you didn't even cry. Tears."
Lu Fei has gained a lot over there. Many boys have chosen the best fruits for her. The small school flowers in elementary school are indeed well-known. Seeing that she can’t take clothes to carry around, Xia Yu hurriedly shouted, "Hey, Xiao Fei, Yang Mei’s. The juice is beautiful, you don’t want your school uniform, do you?"
Lu Fei ran to Xia Yu's side with a bunch of fruit butts, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I won't get any juice if I don't break it, nah, hurry up and eat."
Xia Yu was not polite, grabbed it and chewed, Lu Fei squeezed against him, and also picked it up to eat. The boys saw their hard work, and the little princess gave it to others as soon as he changed hands. This person is still the devil teacher Xia, even I can't live with resentment in my heart, so I can only put the target on other girls.
Because everyone is unprepared, there are no tools for fullness. You can only use your hands as much as possible and eat as soon as you can. But to be honest, although the fruit is delicious, the teeth will be sour after eating too much. The big fruits, there are not too many, and they are all a little bit strong, one after another, everyone began to collect gold and retreat from the tree.
At this time, a foreigner didn’t know if he was in a state of urgency or had a cramp. He walked to this corner. Seeing so many people eating here happily, several trees were picked up and down. He was busy using it. The English cried: "Hey, how did you come in? Here we are chartered."
Lu Fei got the biography of Xia Yuzhen in English, and said in her delicate voice: "We flew in. This is our land. Why can't we come in? It's you who should go out."
Xia Yu gave her a thumbs up, then stood up and clapped his hands: "Classmates, execute the retreat plan a, we flash."
Everyone suddenly agreed, looked for their own group, and then rushed to the wall in an orderly manner.
The foreign guy ran over, accusing them of lack of quality, Xia Yu stood in the middle of the road and blocked him, smiling and not talking. When he got closer, he wanted to talk to Xia Yu. Xia Yu picked him up, like Carrying a chicken, he threw it upwards, and he was thrown to the top of a tree next to him with a weird cry.
He yelled weirdly, yelling in a weird accent in Chinese: "Help, help"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "I learned how to save my life first, it's quite insightful."
At this time, another foreigner ran over when he heard the movement. He was clever and did not come to question. He saw the tragedy of his companions and immediately moved back to rescue the soldiers. But how could Xia Yu allow him to get off? Behind him, draw a gourd, throw him away, and add another koala.
The students watched happily. Although they acted quickly, they couldn't help laughing. Below the wall, Ouyang Tiantian and He Qing are responsible for sending people to the wall, Leka and Chen Yijun are responsible for pulling people on the wall, and Lu Fei and Zhao Lixi are responsible for picking up people. Everything is in order. In less than ten minutes, everyone turned over. .
After Xia Yu jumped over, he suddenly said to Leka and Chen Yijun behind the palace: "Wait, do you two have "urine" now?"
"what?"
Xia Yu took out a small plastic bag and said with a smirk: "Get a bomb to hit the head bird, is there any?"[]Super Teacher 245
As soon as the two boys listened to it was so fun, they turned around and untied their pants and put water into the small plastic bag. The girls all covered their faces and laughed and scolded, and they didn't care.
Xia Yu got a plastic bag of "urine", and quickly tied it to a branch next to him, and then walked a few steps back, bending the branch to face the wall.
About five or six minutes later, I heard a sound of footsteps over there, and it is estimated that the administrator was also coming. The administrator walked to the wall, jumped up and climbed up, and just "showed" his head, but he still couldn't see it clearly. What kind of situation, Xia Yu loosened his hand, and the bag smashed his head and covered his face, hitting the administrator's head, his hair, cheeks and neck were all wet, and the "urine" and "liquid" were still flowing down the neck.
The manager fell down, but he was not injured. He got up and wiped his face, spraying some water from his nose, only to smell something wrong. Xia Yu smiled and shouted over there, "Don’t think about it, it’s urine, it’s fresh out of the oven. Boy "Urine", it will prolong your life, don't vomit it out."
The administrator's face was blue and white, and he vomited out after all.
Everyone jokingly ran to the school bus and got on the bus. As soon as it started, many people rushed out. Xia Yu urged the driver: "Go, the bandits are going to grab the car."
When the so-called bandits rushed over, they could only see the butt of the huge school bus. There was still a license plate on the buttocks. At this time, it was also covered by a piece of mud and couldn't see anything at all. They could only yell and curse there. .
In the car, the students still talked about the invincible "urine" bomb just now. Today's experience, they know, they will never forget in this life... ..
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