In the warm applause of the students, Butterfly and Xia Yu walked out of the classroom.
Xia Yu smiled bitterly: "What the hell is going on in this world, after being flogged, he has become a slave to the other party, obedient like a pet."
Butterfly said triumphantly: "This kind of ability is not available to everyone."
Xia Yu said in a bad mood: "Yes, you are the temperament of a ** queen." []Super Teacher 382
Butterfly approached Xia Yu and whispered: "**I am also very good at it. If you are interested in this area, I can completely satisfy it, whether it's ** or being **..."
"..." Xia Yu heard his heartbeat pounding, and he was stunned before he quickly clarified, "Nonsense, I'm not interested."
Butterfly covered her mouth and smiled, but never teased Xia Yu about this topic.
Originally, the two went straight downstairs to the cafeteria, but Butterfly asked Xia Yu to wait. She hurried back to the office and took out a big lunch box.
Xia Yu said strangely: "Do you still bring your own lunch box? The school has tableware for teachers."
Butterfly said triumphantly: "I personally cook the love box lunch, and I will pack your lunch in the future."
Xia Yu said in amazement: "Do you still cook?"
"No, I only started learning it last week. I started to learn yesterday and I got a first-level chef certificate."
"Has anyone eaten what you made?" Xia Yu felt that she had a tendency to guinea pigs.
"I have eaten it, I let many people from Zhuye Gang have eaten it."
"How many died?"
"Nonsense, how could anyone die? They all said it was delicious, and they were all moved to tears." Butterfly added in his heart, and even two of them were so moved that they fainted, but this is hard to say, lest Xia Yu said She exaggerated.
On the way, Xia Yu wanted to open it first to see what it looked like, so that he could make further judgments, but Butterfly refused to give up, saying that he would go there to open it, and then he would be surprised.
Xia Yu can only let her. When they came to the canteen, Hu Wei, Wang Xue and others sat at two tables, a lot of people. Yesterday, when playing basketball, Mr. Butterfly told the boys on the court that she had a treat when she won the ball. At that time, they didn’t know that this drooling sister was a new teacher, and thought she was here to watch them play. The positive sisters, all of them were beaten up with blood, and they washed the last opponent in the group stage.
Although I learned that it was the new English teacher today, it was a great deal of face to have her treat, so all of them are here.
Butterfly first tried a few irrelevant words, greeted everyone, then put the love bento on the table, and smiled: "This is the love lunch I made for Teacher Xia. Everyone, look at my masterpiece."
As she said, she opened the lid, and then everyone including Xia Yu's expressions froze.
There is a heart on the white rice. The shape is good, but why is the color black? The dishes next to it are black and black, yellow and yellow, green roots, half black and half yellow, and they are all different. If you look at the color, it's still a bit of color. Painting, this fucking is not a painting, this is a box of lunch.
Xia Yu took the lead and asked: "Then... Why is the heart black?" []Super Teacher 382
"Don't you think it is very individual?" Butterfly explained, "I couldn't find anything black to use, so I used soy sauce, which seemed to be OK."
Xia Yu stammered: "Sauce, sauce, soy sauce? Make up, make up, make do? Then, what is that yellow thing?"
"This is fish balls."
How could the fish balls be yellow... Xia Yu was a little sweaty on his forehead, "Then, what's the black one?"
"That's chicken." Butterfly answered naturally.
Xia Yu thought to himself that you wouldn't make the chicken feathers together. He swallowed hard, "What is it that is yellow and black?"
"It's pork lungs mixed with onions, isn't it amazing?"
I x, which one is black onion or pig lung? Could it be that the pig attracted lung cancer to die... Xia Yu felt a little contraction in his stomach, "I understand that green one, it's chopped green onion, right?"
"What look in your eyes, that's the ingredients for garlic paste..."
Why is garlic green? Xia Yu felt her stomach shrink for a while, and smiled forcefully: "It's pretty, haha, haha... Why don't we put this box of lunch in the middle of the table, everyone watching the meal, and to commemorate your first public cooking? ?"
Butterfly shook his head and said, "No, I just made it for you. It's meaningless to commemorate it."
Xia Yu suddenly pointed to the distance and said, "Huh? Mi Xi and Mi Mi are here, who is that man?"
Everyone turned their heads and looked at him, only Butterfly looked at him with their hands, and said lightly: "You want to divert your attention and lose the lunch, don't you?"
Xia Yu scratched his head and said: "How is it possible, it's just that your box lunch is too good-looking, I can't bear to say anything."
Butterfly smiled charmingly: "This is the result of my hard work for a night. You can't live up to it. If you can't bear it, or I will feed you and get the box of lunch.
Xia Yu hurriedly snatched it over, "No need, I'll do it myself." Being watched by so many people here, where was her old face left.
But holding the lunch box, looking at the colorful meals, Xia Yu's stomach began to shrink again, he forced to be calm, smiled and said: "Actually, I really want to eat seafood today, I really want to eat it, otherwise, tomorrow I Would you like to eat the food you cooked?"
Butterfly's expression immediately complained, "I just want to do more for you. If you think I am troublesome, I will never do it again."
Xia Yu just wanted to say, that's great.
The students onlookers couldn't see it, and they all spoke out.
Hu Wei: "Teacher Xia, you are going too far, but you are shy of all the thoughts of Teacher Butterfly. Are you a man?"
Xia Yu: "Uh..." []Super Teacher 382
Wang Xue: "If a woman can make a lunch for a man, that heart is enough to replace all the condiments."
Xia Yu: "This..."
Liang Siwei: "I just think it. It's so sweet when you look at it. Why does Teacher Xia react so much? People are so kind, why bother to be so decisive?"
Xia Yu: "You..."
Liang Jing whispered, "Is Teacher Xia such a cold-blooded person? I am so disappointed..."
Xia Yu: "..."
The others also looked at Xia Yu with eager eyes, and looked closely. Xia Yu was sweating on his forehead, and finally gritted his teeth and said loudly: "Death is to die." Then he picked up the plate and immediately stuffed it into his mouth, not at all. He swallowed after any chewing, but even so, the bursts of bitterness and burnt smell still invaded his taste buds. When everything got off his stomach, Butterfly smiled.
The students applauded one after another, "Good job, worthy of being Teacher Xia, a national hero, and a model for men."
Xia Yu cried.
The students were even more excited: "Look, Teacher Xia was so touched that she shed tears, a good man, a true temperament."
Butterfly asked: "How is it? Is it okay?"
Xia Yu's face was blue and white, his eyes were a little loose, his neck was thick and thin, and it took him a long time to speak with difficulty: "No... wrong, very postmodernist..."
Butterfly said with joy: "Thank you for your affirmation of my work, then I will bring it to you tomorrow, I promise to be better than today's."
Xia Yu suddenly fell to the ground and did not get up again.
The classmates looked at each other, and it took a long time before they jumped up: "Hurry and save people."
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Xia Yu was sent to the school infirmary by them. The school doctor Li Jia saw that he was the immortal Xiaoqiang Xia Yu, but he was a little surprised. After hearing the passing, he almost laughed. She asks Xia Yu to be carried to the inner room, and then asks everyone to go out. Although Butterfly is really unwilling, she can't be the doctor, otherwise Xia Yu will be harmed, so she has to bear it for a while.
As soon as Li Jia closed the door, she immediately covered her mouth and sneered: "Teacher Xia, Mrs. Xia, I didn’t expect you to have today, and you fell into my hands. This time I won’t kill you. I want you to write a love letter to me back then. I was embarrassed, and God finally opened my eyes today."
Xia Yu opened his eyes slightly, and saw Li Jia sneer while putting on surgical rubber gloves with a gloomy face. Xia Yu was shocked: This woman is unreliable, and now the front door refuses the tiger and the back door enters the wolf, what should be done
The lady took out a reagent cup, and then took out a bunch of bottles and cans, and while pouring the potion in to stir, she murmured, "It's just a gastric lavage anyway. Put more disgusting things in, and I want you to vomit until the bile comes out. Go, hehehehe... Add a little more of this potion, and I can’t lift it up for a month. I must blame that damn big* girl on the head and seek medical advice everywhere, haha... Who told you to write a love letter and a chest Older than me, adulterer Yin woman, go to death."
Xia Yu heard her scalp numb, and this woman was too dark. Lao Tzu was framed by Gu Renwu. She has no common sense. How could Lao Tzu write a love letter to you, an idiot who only has a chest and no brain. Teacher Mu.
Seeing that she was ready, Xia Yu hurriedly closed her eyes. Li Jia took the disgusting potion full of test tubes and pinched Xia Yu’s nose. Xia Yu had to open her mouth, and Li Jia immediately took the test tube. The potion was poured into Xia Yu’s mouth. Seeing that the water in the test tube was gradually decreasing, she knew that it must have filled Xia Yu’s belly. She couldn’t help laughing, but she didn’t find Xia Yu’s two cheeks swelled up. It's like holding two pineapples on each side.
Before her laughter was over, Xia Yu suddenly sat up, and sprayed the medicine in her mouth directly at Li Jia at high pressure. It happened to be sprayed into her open mouth, because the water pressure was very high. Gao, almost all sprayed into her throat, her muscles reacted and she began to cough violently, Xia Yu hurriedly jumped up, ran to the pool to catch water and rinse her mouth. Before she finished her rinsing, Li Jia ran over and faced her. The pond vomited faintly.
Xia Yu ran back to the bed to lie down, and fell asleep peacefully. After a while, Li Jia vomited bile and screamed, and ran out by pushing the door.
The butterfly and others outside were unknown, so I came in and found that Xia Yu was still sleeping in the bed. It was just that he was snoring slightly, indicating that he was sleeping well. As soon as Butterfly's eyes rolled, she immediately sent Wang Xue and others back to eat, and gave them Xia Yu's card, and said generously: "Swipe as you please, I invite."
Wang Xue and the others immediately left happily, completely disregarding whether Xia Yu lying on the bed was dead or alive.
When everyone left, Butterfly closed the door and put up intensive care, with a sign indicating that no one should disturb the door, and sat down by the bed.
Looking at Xia Yu's sleeping face, Butterfly held her chin in her hands, knelt on the bed, looked at it, and couldn't help but point his nose with her finger. Seeing that Xia Yu had no response, Butterfly suddenly bowed her head and kissed it all at once. On Xia Yu’s mouth, Xia Yu was taken aback, and still did not respond. Butterflies even wanted to give a passionate wet kiss and stretched her sexy tongue over. Xia Yu hurriedly said goodbye to her head. Expressed protest.
Butterfly quickly straightened up and watched stiffly, but after waiting for a long time, Xia Yu didn't wake up. But after just now, she didn't dare to make any more movements. She just watched and watched. She simply buried her head in Xia Yu's arms and slept on the bedside.
In the afternoon, there was a meeting in the first grade group. Butterfly didn't want to go, but she promised Xia Yu would go there before. She had to reluctantly, but deliberately didn't wake Xia Yu to let him sleep for a while.
Xia Yu pretended to be asleep at first, but then he really fell asleep. When he woke up, he didn't know what time it was, but it was rare to have such a leisurely afternoon. He didn't get up in a hurry and just lay in bed.
Li Jia never came back, and didn't know if he went to the hospital for gastric lavage. I thought that no one would come again. I could pat my buttocks and run away as soon as I lay down after school.
After a while, there was footsteps outside, and Xia Yu hurriedly closed his eyes and continued to pretend to sleep.
The door was pushed open silently, and someone walked in lightly, then closed the door, and walked to the bed. Xia Yu could hear that she came here deliberately lightly. Xia Yu didn't know who it was or what he was doing. On the surface, he relaxed, but in fact, his nerves were tense and he made any response at any time.
But when the man came to the bed, he didn't do anything or say anything. Just looking at him like this, he could even feel two gazes on his face.
After a while, the man slowly squatted down, with his hands on the side of the bed, probably in the same pose as the butterfly just now, and then still stared at Xia Yu's face. Xia Yu was seen as a little hairy. Have fun.
Xia Yu couldn't feel the slightest murderous or maliciousness, and slowly relaxed his vigilance, but was a little impatient. What does this man want to do? If it is a girl who has a crush on him, it is fine. If it is a boy, I will bear it. If a man with a beard stares at Lao Tzu like this... Thinking of this, he has goose bumps all over his body, and just about to open his eyes desperately to startle him, the man suddenly moves: stretches his hand over and taps it with his finger On her eyebrows, fingertips drew lightly along Xia Yu's eyebrows. After drawing back and forth five or six times, she sighed and stood up.
Xia Yu felt that the fingertips were cool and moisturized, and that soft sigh was full of the feelings of a child, obviously a girl, but it was a pity that he couldn't make an identity judgment based on these.
Suddenly he heard the door ring, he immediately came back to his senses and opened his eyes to see, but only saw the last shadow when the door was closed. When the shadow shook, the door closed. What was left in his mind was a graceful and fuzzy figure, as if Familiar, but completely unrecognizable.
Xia Yu suddenly smiled, crazy, wouldn't I chase it out? I'm not really shameful now.
He was about to leap up, but there were footsteps outside the door. Did she go and come back again
Xia Yu stopped his figure. This time, he planned to stop pretending to sleep with his eyes closed, so he raised Erlang's legs, opened his eyes, and dangled his legs.
The door opened and a girl came in with a probe. Seeing Xia Yu, she called out, "Ms. Xia." Then she came in and closed the door.
Xia Yu looked over and was slightly taken aback.
This is a girl in her class, named Zhang Wei, who is not in the same category as Li Hongye. She is usually not high or low, never made her head, and her grades are also medium. In addition to knowing her gender and name, Xia Yu Almost nothing else is known.
Her appearance surprised him very much. Why did she stare at herself in front of the bed for a long time? I don't have any intersection with her either.
"Teacher Xia, I have something to talk to you."
Xia Yu didn't answer her, but instead asked, "It was you who stood here just now?"
Zhang Wei was taken aback for a moment: "What?"
"Have you been here just now?"
Zhang Wei said, "No, I just came here."
"Then did you see anyone out just now?"
Zhang Wei said, "No, I haven't seen anyone when I came in."
Xia Yu thought it might be because they didn't come across in different directions, and didn't study deeply. He sat up and said to her, "Why, something is wrong with me?"
Zhang Wei said: "I don't like to make rounds and corners, so I'll just say it straight. I hate Teacher Butterfly."
Xia Yu stayed for a while: "Do you hate Teacher Butterfly?"
"Yes, the most disgusting thing for me is this kind of woman who deliberately pretends to be very cool and cool. It is so disgusting that I just wanted to blow her head with a wine bottle in class just now, and the girl who thinks like me thinks. There are a lot more."
Xia Yu thought that you could just think about it, and really did it. It is estimated that the blown head will be yourself, even if I can't save it.
"Well, you hate Teacher Butterfly, then what are you telling me to do, do you want me to help you get rid of her? I am afraid I will disappoint you, she is my friend after all." Xia Yu said.
Zhang Wei looked at Xia Yu and said, "Teacher Xia, have I done anything against you? After you came to class, have I tripped you?"
Xia Yu shook his head and said, "Of course not."
"Then do you think I'm a good girl? Go to Songjiang Junior High School to find out about Zhang Wei. I have always been a gangster, and I have no fewer than ten teachers."
Xia Yu didn't know what she meant, "Oh, thank you for not embarrassing me. What does this have to do with butterflies?"
Zhang Wei said: "I don't stumble you because I like you to be a class teacher. Teacher Xia may not be afraid of ordinary people's provocations, but the mobsters are a group of desperadoes who are really not afraid of death. If they come to make trouble, I don't think you can stand it. , So I mean, because I have always supported you, do me a favor."
Xia Yu directly shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I won't help you with butterflies."
"No, what I want you to help is very simple, that is, I will use my means to get rid of Teacher Butterfly. Teacher Xia just needs to stand on the sidelines. As long as it is once, as long as you stay out of the matter once, it will be successful or not. I don’t care if you intervene. But this time, I hope you will not participate in order to avoid accidental injury."
Xia Yu blinked and said, "You mean, you are planning to send out the rioters to deal with the butterflies?"
Zhang Wei said indifferently: "Yes, can Teacher Xia stay out of the matter? I really don't want to hurt you. In addition, after this incident, I, Zhang Wei, belong to your teacher Xia faction. I will stand by you for everything. Sample?"
Xia Yu looked up and down at Zhang Wei with weird eyes. After watching for a long time, she suddenly smiled: "As long as I don't participate once, whether you succeed or not, you will listen to me in the future?"
"It can be said like this."
Xia Yu smiled and said: "Deal." ..